One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into Pete Townshend.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Richard Wagner wrote[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a sonnet describing[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]17's love for[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Baguettes[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and other people.

(*wink*)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i.e. Delenn.]



:p[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sa'ar frowned, unsurprised[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about Wagner's knowledge[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the memo[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]detailing John's pink[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sky miles plan

(btw, the story has been updated on my fansite)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of DOOM. "Oops"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], Standback remarked,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]when Opium asked[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]him to name[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nic's cat[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]using only a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]four-letter word[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that describes a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]n expression of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the realization that[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]one has forgotten[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to zip up[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his coat while[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]being sleeted upon.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nic preferred to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]move to Ottawa[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], where cat's names[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were written on[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Rideau Canal.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Frup" was the[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]new magic word.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Frup Johnicus Deadicus"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]opened up the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Temple of DOOM[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and released[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Bunny Slippers[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], a rock band[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of fuzzy DOOM![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Who are you?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked the lead[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ogre[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who was sitting[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on a pixie[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]whose head was[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]exploding[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Just like John"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]another ogre commented[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while munching Trix.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The ogre danced[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]while munching Trix.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Silly, Trix are"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], said Yoda cryptically.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John slapped Yoda[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the face[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for being a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]puppet[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that really didnt[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]know what he[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was talking about[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Incompetent Yoda be"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mentioned some evil[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Danny Devito immpersonater[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]without a spellchecker.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Do or do[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]not buy Imclone-stock


(erm, yes, so next time I'll only use two works. Maybe :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]," wondered John Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Buy it!"[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]screamed the rabid[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yoda of DOOM[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]when he found[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Martha Stewart's stocks[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in his backyard.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Why would I[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]jump the gun?"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked a confused[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Jamie Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Because[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yoda says so"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said Luke.

(Opium, I'm now seriously wondering where the frell in Canada you live ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan wept.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Someone killed him.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]No-one was surprised.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I wanted to


(well, lets just say I would be in bed except for an English assignment that keeps haunting me...yes I am in a Canadain time zone) :D[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]see him die!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]yelled John' girlfriend,[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who just came

(I would guess somewhere around BC then?)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]back from peeing.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Who are you?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked the Vorlons.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Do you like poetry?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]asked the Vogons.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Sure.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" Picard replied disinterestedly.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Come with me"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said a stranger[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Vogon than the[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]one with the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tie[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-dyed cat, "I'll[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]compose an ode[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]without using words[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]starting with t."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ode: "John is[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>ter</s> <s>the</s> dead[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In His Bed[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just Like Fred[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Who wore Red[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on his head[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Now the End"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Kim accompanied the[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ode with bagpipes[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and a pink[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]flamingo duet performing[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Ode to John".[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John was flattered[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by the attention.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Picard was jealous[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Quark when[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he got married[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to Ezri[/color:post_uid0]

[Artanis]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because he secretly[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]decided[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he'd rather marry[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Beverly and not[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]die before he[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]turned into a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]borgish rat[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0].So, Picard proposed[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to go to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Bahamas.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And marry Beverly.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Which was hilarious.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Picard and Beverly[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the Bahamas[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], that it. So,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who wants first[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dibs on the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Enterprise and Picard's[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fish tank? You?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]How about you?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile, Quark was[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bartering Babylon Five.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ezri captained the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]non-sense making[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ship, "Enterforaprize", a[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]reverse transcriptase primer.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ezri liked being[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]high[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in command above[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]doing... stuff.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ezri ordered that[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pizza guy to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sing and dance[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]like a chicken[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in 1999. "You[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]don't realize what[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a pleasure it[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is to[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]decompose poetry. It's[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>is so much</s> <s>fun!</s>

<s>Too long. Dammit.</s>

so much fun!

(Never mind that. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You should try

<s>(Cat, the previous post says "is" so you can say "so much fun!")</s>

Nevermind, you fixed it[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]making me

(Apperantly I missed something)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pillows! Er, angry.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There you have[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]five of the[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]basic poetry groups:[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elizibethean Reverse-Lyricism,[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]limericks, epics, Vogon,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Legolas-Mary-sue-Fanfic garbage.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Daily poetry requirements[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]range from one[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to fourty-seven[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dozen poems a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]day.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Most people don't[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]know fourty-seven dozen[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]poems; these people[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are pissed off[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because their internet[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is acting weird[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from all the[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Forty Thieves' mischief.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Besides, online poetry[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is always about[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]love and[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]related themes. Odes[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are not[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about spinich, because[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]popeye loves olives[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Poetry is wonderful[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], unless you're dead.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Or a redshirt.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Captain Kirk couldn't[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sing any poetry[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for redshirts.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It irked him[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]....because.... it.... did.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I.....don't.....like....[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]you... very... much."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shatner said to[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]whoever would listen.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Basically, nobody.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But he didn't[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]see Aperokei sneaking[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]out of the[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]space-time continuum[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to steal his[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]father's cosmic[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]comic book collection[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]before the Galactic[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Council was able[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to kill him[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which could be[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]inconvenient.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elrond's Galactic Council[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]had better luck[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]finding[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Haldir's missing underwear.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]When he found[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it, everyone cheered[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]raunchily.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elrond congratulated Haldir[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'s tasteful undergarments[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which were purple[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and made of[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]reconstituted cotton candy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]These Elven underthings


(woulnt that be uncomfortable? And...ew)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]weren't really edible[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], to the dismay[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the purple[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]people.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Purple People[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]loved green people.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Green People[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]loved light-blue people.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]They were happy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But the Chartreuse[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]People hated how[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]nobody could spell[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the name of[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Emperor[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Zwarg!#vBvvOOVVVVVvvvvvovsapod VI. So[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he killed a[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster

(Pan-Galactic is one word)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-drinking Snergleblung of[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Elrond's Galatic Council's[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]drug testers daughter's[/color:post_uid0]