One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they get lost[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], so that Fred[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]could rule the[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Babylon Five[/i:post_uid0] universe.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Instead, Fred[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]went to Kent[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because he wanted[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]more rhymingness and[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]lent[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan a[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bent[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sword to use[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on Legolas' dented[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]arrow and bow[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]practise[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]target. Clark Kent[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]sent a tent[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to his friend[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who went[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a little bent

((as in crazy))[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]over Arthur Dent[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a mint[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]which meant[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that his scent[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]spent him friends[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]until the end[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of a fence.

(a new level of confusion has been reached)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Treebeard the Ent[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]escaped the rhyme[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by tossing dimes[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so many times[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]we forgot "Rent"![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Picard-part[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stole Sheridan's heart[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]scaring poor Bart[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the Kwik-e-Mart[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of MOOD art.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"This is definately[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]quite deliberately[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the best. Lately[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John George had[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]changed his name[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to LaForge[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to promote technobabble-art[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and propagate farts[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for a part

(Is anyone going to mention anything about the new <s>Star Wars</s> Enterprise Episode?)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of a smart


(Haven't seen it, so absolutely not.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bart Simpson clone.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Xindi attacked

(If you insist ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Xist gene so that


(I know it's five words. I just couldn't resist, not after today's lecture on dosage compensation. Forgive me!)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they could pack[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the nucleosomes together[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]along with the[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]protein binding complexes[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that cause people[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who lack them[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to believe they[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are John Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John Sheridan Impersonators[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]rather like to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]drop nukes on[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]innocent people who[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]don't lack Xist[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]just to exterminate[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]some pests in[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a faraway system[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]named Alderaan. They[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]liked it because[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Alderaan was filled[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with Agent-Smith clones[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who consciously exterminate[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John's lovely bugs.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tuvok tap-danced[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on the [i:post_uid0]Defiant[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. This made Kira[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wear a tutu[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so that she[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]could be the[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Queen of Mean[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Universe, another Alternate[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Universe with attractive[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]prizes and cash[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for killing Feringi's[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Cash Crop, Tribbles.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Tribble pie was[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]quite tasty, but[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]also expensive due[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the time[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it takes to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>convince John Sheridan</s>



make sure that



[on second thoughts, mentioning John Sheridan in relation to tribble pie may not be such a good idea.][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>to hand over</s>

Klingons don't destroy

[I liked the first option better, actually.][/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the tribbles first.


[I didn't like it.... the possibilities scared me. For example, in conjunction to your first statement, that could have read "his wife, Delenn."

Gee, we could carry out a parallel diversion of this thread here at this rate. Kind of like Sliding Doors.

O.o;

On the other hand, pretend I never said anything of the sort.][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There was more

[What's wrong with John Sheridan handing over Delenn... Oh, then you would only have one voice left. You're right, that would be bad. ;)

By the way, Sliding Doors was great! :D ][/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to be done




[You're evil, Cat, to talk to a J/Der like that!][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]than mixing tribbles

[I never said I wasn't evil, did I? :D
Besides, it's you who came up with it, I'm just going from there.][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a pot

(You two better hush, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]full of water

(I didn't check recently, but my guess is, you still have most posts in this thread ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and mixed veggies.

(You would be correct)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]One also had[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Xist gene

(The standings and the story has been updated)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]which one must[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hold with one's[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hot bbq tongs[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so that the



[NeoM... I think it should read "hold with one's"... more grammatically correct.


And what do you mean I should shush? I'm really the quiet type, honestly! :D][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]gene didn't escape[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from 17's grasp.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]If it escapes anyway,

[Yes, these are four words. So sue me.][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]we can sue[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a Hammer of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]DOOM for smiting[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]someone illegally while[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]suing catalina marina[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a spoon[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which was bendable,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]since spoons don't[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bend, only disappear.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Opium whopped both[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]disappearing spoons with[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>his</s> her Spoon-Whopper of[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the ghost of



[Anyone realize the above two sentences do NOT make ANY sense whatsoever? Alright, I know... What's new...][/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]NAHTMMM's gender-bending butt



((I'm a girl, Girl GIRL....sheesh, who else would like Johnny Depp so much? okay...dont answer that.but yah, I'm a girl,girl GIRL! Â 8| ))[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], which did not


(At least they get your NAME right...)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]pose a threat

(Its not normal for people to call people online by their number)
(For some reason, Opium sounds like a male screenname. Maybe its the way you comment in the forum)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the continuum[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]whatsoever.

(Or maybe it's his avatar)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]really cute puppy




(Um, yah...having an Our Lady Peace avatar[a Canadian band] and endlessly talking about elves, Spike, and cute, pretty things,and not talking much about violence, nukes, or Seven of Nine is really masculine...WAH you're all meanies!) 8|

(okay, I realize some females may like violence, nukes or Seven of Nine, but they are stereotypical male persuits...besides, Legolas is better)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was

[quote:post_uid0="Opium"]nukes are stereotypical male persuits[/quote:post_uid0]


Only if the male in question is John Sheridan. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eating chilli jokes


((you mean John Sheridan is MALE? :D ))[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and




[You know... it's kind of strange. My friends and I have this joke where we maintain there are too many Johns in the universe, so we renamed all of them with girl's names. And other non-B5 friends listening to our conversations are going, like, "Wait... you mean Sabrina Sheridan is a HE?!"

Kind of the opposite of Opium, here.... :D][/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]killing pumpkins. "Hello[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Porthos of Gloin"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Jon of Legolas!




[quote:post_uid0="taya17"][quote:post_uid0="Opium"]nukes are stereotypical male persuits[/quote:post_uid0]


Only if the male in question is John Sheridan. :D[/quote:post_uid0]

Or me. :D

And in response to the earlier mention of me, I feel obligated to note that "[img:post_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/img:post_uid0] [img:post_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/img:post_uid0] [img:post_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/img:post_uid0]?"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]How are you?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Do you like

(Or maybe it's because I'm quite certain it said 'male' last time I checked your profile. I could be wrong.)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chili jokes?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Yes, they're delicous!"


(check my profile, it does say what I am...and NAHTMMM, I meant that you refered to "his" when you where talking about me, and I'm a "she"...but um yah...back to the silliness))[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said with much[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]enthusiasm.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Jon of Legolas[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]then turned into[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a starbase for[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]rabid[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]rabbits[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]don't know how[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to eat carrots[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. They can only[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]eat[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]chocolate-covered iceberg letuce[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a strawberry[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dipped in coolwhip[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on top[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of saucy spagetti[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mixed with[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tobasco sauce. It[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]smelled funny, but[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tasted great. Everybody[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]enjoyed the meal[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], except John Crichton[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], who didn't think[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stawberries were legal[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in oklahoma. Maths[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]precouses hobbitses didnts[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]quite add up[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], so the grammar[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ain't workin' nomore.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The only reason[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I haven't killed[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]all of you[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is Legolas's hottness[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and the fact[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that Joe Millionaire[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]paid me to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bum around twenty-four[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hours a day,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]seven days a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]week, fifty-two weeks[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a decade."[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said someone who[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was in love[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with the borg[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. This person was[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]no-one other than[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Jean-Luc Picard[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]heroic galaxy-trotter.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But the Borg[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cut short his[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stay with them[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on Risa's moon[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because he smelt[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]funny.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"But John Sheridan[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]did not appear[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]when I last[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]evoked the daemon.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]" whined Picard senselessly.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Thwap![/i:post_uid0] A Kipper[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hit him on[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his chrome dome.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"That's for not[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]remembering my birthday,"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Borg Queen[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said as she

(Don't you have class?)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kicked him repeatedly.


(Yes, but I've decided that this lecture is useless so I'm at the back with my computer. :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Borg Queen[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]then asked John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to be King[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of the Lemmings.

(Or the Norberts)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But Tribbles and

(you're evil, Sa'ar! EVIL!)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Norberts could not[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stand the Lemmings,[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]or their cousins,

(Which is why you love me, right?)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]so they followed[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John to Z'Ha'Dum.


(There are many reasons why I love you, but that is not one of them...)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Did he turn

(*goes all warm and tingly inside*)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Lemmings into

(Welcome back to One-by-One Sa'ar)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into charcoal briquettes?"



("Now shave off that beard before you come into bed!")[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Gay Frankenstein went[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and lived with

(One-by-one makes strange bedfellows)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with Chinese Lemmings[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Arkansan farmers.


(WHAT is going on?!)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Get away from

(Someone isn't paying attention. I think it's me.)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The American Lemmings[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], you scumbag!" yelled



(Or it might be me.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Atomic Gopher loudly.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Picard wept because[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A Lemming killed[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]B Lemming by[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his sense of[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]danger. Danger follows[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Will Robinson through[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Will Robinson because[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his big house[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]doesn't allow for[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Synchronicity Zone.

(Damned eerie, that was)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"It's all Lennier's


(yes it was!)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]fault that we[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]think like this,"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]we said simultaneously.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Picard yelled "Stop!"



((wow, I missed something wierd))[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But someone else[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]had already started



(yes, you did. See those 2 posts which begin with "Will Robinson"? Sa'ar and I posted them simultaneously and didn't see each others' post till we reloaded the page. The freaky thing is, the result STILL makes sense. In a twisted sort of way.

Synchronity. It's scary.)[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]thwapping people with[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]big overcooked baguettes.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Ouch! That Hurts!"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]whined John, as[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]french pastry rained[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]upon his head.[/color:post_uid0]