One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

and a sled

[Xeroc]

and couldn't get

[Chancellor Valium]

out of the

[NeoMatrix]

garage because they

[Xeroc]

were hopelessly trapped

[NeoMatrix]

behind the junk

[Xeroc]

left over from

[NeoMatrix]

their previous adventures

[Xeroc]

in the land

[NeoMatrix]

where they encountered

[KillerGodMan]

Mutated snow-goons.

[Opium]

"Hired goons?" asked

[NeoMatrix]

Calvin, remembering the

[Opium]

Simpson's episode where

[KillerGodMan]

Bart hired goons

[Xeroc]

to battle Hobbs

[Chancellor Valium]

, who armed himself

[NeoMatrix]

with a big

[Opium]

pecan chilli pie

[NeoMatrix]

, in a contest

[Chancellor Valium]

of wills, with

[Xeroc]

none other than

[KillerGodMan]

TopHatMan and John.

[NeoMatrix]

John died before

[Opium]

he finished, but

[NeoMatrix]

came back and

[Opium]

ate some pie.

[NeoMatrix]

Then died again.

[Chancellor Valium]

TopHatMan, however, did

[NeoMatrix]

not win because

[Xeroc]

of John's superiour

[Rayinne]

twinking. After all,

[KillerGodMan]

John twinkles a lot

(a lot counts as one word, dictionary even says so!)

[Opium]

, just like Dumbledore

[NeoMatrix]

and his brother

[Opium]

Bumblebore, who, like

[Chancellor Valium]

hate Harry Potter.

[Opium]

"Huh"? Draco screamed

[Xeroc]

from the top

[Opium]

of a mountain

[NeoMatrix]

in a remote

[Xeroc]

dessert of pudding

[NeoMatrix]

and cool whip

[Chancellor Valium]

, Aegaean style, before

[NeoMatrix]

the rains come

[Xeroc]

during the annual

[Opium]

Leonardo DiCaprio Movie

[NeoMatrix]

Rain Bomb. Expect

[Xeroc]

heavy rain showers

[Opium]

in BC, due

[NeoMatrix]

at any moment

[Chancellor Valium]

on account of

[NeoMatrix]

Xeroc and his

[Opium]

Deus Ex Machina

[Xeroc]

of the IRC.

[Opium]

Xeroc's Machina impressed

[NeoMatrix]

the Vulcan Scientists

[Opium]

who liked theatrical

[NeoMatrix]

comedies involving illogical

[Xeroc]

plots and maniac

[Opium]

sexy Phantoms singing

[NeoMatrix]

for a pie

[Opium]

in the sky

[NeoMatrix]

to come down

[Opium]

and kill John.

[Chancellor Valium]

Zaphod danced, for

[NeoMatrix]

about several seconds

[Opium]

, then ran around

[NAHTMMM]

on the ground

[Opium]

near Area 51.

[Xeroc]

"Well, this has

[NeoMatrix]

got to be

[Opium]

must-see TV

[Chancellor Valium]

-type cheese, because

[Opium]

it smells". John

[Xeroc]

exclaimed! Now, the

[NeoMatrix]

most important lesson

[Opium]

is to not

[KillerGodMan]

eat cheese, but

[Chancellor Valium]

die more often.

[NeoMatrix]

John demostrates this

[Xeroc]

often with the

[NeoMatrix]

help of TopHatMan

[KillerGodMan]

and Mozzerella Cheese.

[NeoMatrix]

"Well, that was

[Xeroc]

well beyond the

[KillerGodMan]

legal cake limits"

[NeoMatrix]

exclaimed Wesley Crusher

[Opium]

, who was whining

[NeoMatrix]

about the Legion

[Xeroc]

of Cake and

[Rayinne]

Other Frosted Foods.

[NeoMatrix]

"Limits? What Limits

[Opium]

the creative proccess

[NeoMatrix]

from becomming more

[KillerGodMan]

pie-like is

[Chancellor Valium]

that Ukulele Music!"

[Xeroc]

Q, I, a

[KillerGodMan]

, ergo, this-a-this, therefor

COUNTS AS ONLY THREE WORDS! :twisted:

[Opium]

. Spock cried illogically

[KillerGodMan]

, simply because logic

[Chancellor Valium]

was so last

[NeoMatrix]

century. Spock decided

[Opium]

to join U2

[Xeroc]

for reasons unknown

[NeoMatrix]

, but he did

[KillerGodMan]

but soon left

[Opium]

and joined Sum41

[NeoMatrix]

during his years

[Rayinne]

in the nuthouse.

[Opium]

"We've gone too far

[KillerGodMan]

and now were

[Chancellor Valium]

stuck with Wesley!"

[KillerGodMan]

said Mayweather, sadly.

[Opium]

"He has more

[NeoMatrix]

lives than John

[Opium]

and less lines

[NeoMatrix]

than Mayweather and

[Xeroc]

the Chef combined!


(By the way, If you were wondering, I was out of town all weekend)

[KillerGodMan]

Therefore I tell

[Opium]

you, eat pie

[NeoMatrix]

and never forget

[Opium]

to use SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

[NeoMatrix]

to get out

[Opium]

of class early.

[KillerGodMan]

That way, Hobbes

[Xeroc]

will always have

[Opium]

time to play

[Rayinne]

ball with Vulcans.

[Opium]

Spock enjoyed ball

[Chancellor Valium]

but not Baal's

[Opium]

new operatic tragedy

[Xeroc]

on the hopeless

[Opium]

new "Survivor Idol"

[Wowbagger]

which was worse

[NeoMatrix]

than the original

[Opium]

, "Celebrity Survivor" which

[Xeroc]

absoutely stunk up

[NeoMatrix]

the whole island

[Opium]

with major cheese

[Chancellor Valium]

-shaped, poison-like, and

[KillerGodMan]

other things made

[Xeroc]

, well, of cheese.

[NeoMatrix]

The host of

[Wowbagger]

spitting angels voted

[NeoMatrix]

for a better

[Opium]

way of dancing

[Xeroc]

the tango in

[Chancellor Valium]

a cardboard box.

[Opium]

The Transmorgifier was

[NeoMatrix]

upgraded to the

[Opium]

Transmorgifier v5.3 and

[Xeroc]

all prepped for

[Opium]

doing stuff. Valentine's

[NeoMatrix]

Day is today

[Opium]

, annoying many and

[NeoMatrix]

adding candy to

[Opium]

many others. T'Pol

[NeoMatrix]

secretly loves candy

[Opium]

and chocolates. She

[NeoMatrix]

wanted more, but

[Opium]

Trip made pie

[Xeroc]

and gave it

[Opium]

to T'Pol, who

[NeoMatrix]

then gave it

[Opium]

to Porthos because

[NeoMatrix]

it had chili

[Opium]

powder in it.

[Chancellor Valium]

Archer hated Zaphod,

[NeoMatrix]

but Zaphod loved

[Chancellor Valium]

to tango. This

[NeoMatrix]

caused T'Pol to

[Chancellor Valium]

explode in various

[NeoMatrix]

sections of the

[Xeroc]

Enterprise while the

[NeoMatrix]

escape pods remained

[Opium]

intact. T'Pol screamed

[Rayinne]

"Dammit, Ensign, the

[Chancellor Valium]

HitchHiker references just

[Xeroc]

exceeded the quotas

[Opium]

forever! We must

[NeoMatrix]

make swoopy farts

[Opium]

, NOT." Then T'Pol

[Chancellor Valium]

gave Phlox cheese,

[Opium]

making Archer yell

[Chancellor Valium]

blue murder at

[Opium]

Trip, who loved

[Chancellor Valium]

to think about

[Opium]

pie and singing

[NeoMatrix]

"Sweet Home Alabama"

[Xeroc]

while dancing the

[Opium]

Macarena with Hoshi.

[NeoMatrix]

Archer joined them

[Chancellor Valium]

in a charleston,

[Opium]

, and Mayweather sang!

[Xeroc]

Their ratings skyrocketed

[NeoMatrix]

while their pants

[Opium]

got much tighter

[Flixibixi]

belts. A message
^
| 8)

[NeoMatrix]

from God said

[Chancellor Valium]

that Mary Whitehouse

[NeoMatrix]

had a call

[Opium]

. She wasn't home

[NeoMatrix]

because she was

[Rayinne]

on a date

[Opium]

with Mayweather, who

[Chancellor Valium]

whom she thought

[Xeroc]

that which what

[NeoMatrix]

was his ship

[Opium]

. Mayweather asked T'Pol

[NeoMatrix]

about what happened

[Xeroc]

to his dinner

[Opium]

of cheesy-chilli pie

[NeoMatrix]

, but she didn't

[Opium]

. Hoshi had, because

[NeoMatrix]

she thought Mayweather

[Opium]

needed to talk

[NeoMatrix]

to his agent

[Opium]

, because he never

[NeoMatrix]

was able to

[Opium]

say anything. Ever.

[NeoMatrix]

Hoshi and Mayweather

[Opium]

wanted more lines

[NeoMatrix]

at the bank

[Opium]

for quicker service

[Rayinne]

but were robbed

[NeoMatrix]

by the baddest

[Chancellor Valium]

Fu Manchu impersonator

[NAHTMMM]

in the whole

[NeoMatrix]

universe. He was

[Chancellor Valium]

truly awful, and

[NeoMatrix]

caused many banks

[Xeroc]

to collapse over

[NeoMatrix]

a short period

[Opium]

. His sucktitude could

[Chancellor Valium]

not be expressed

[Xeroc]

in any language

[Opium]

, as it was

[NeoMatrix]

beyond the normal

[Chancellor Valium]

Extremes of suckitudiness.

[NeoMatrix]

However, one could

[Opium]

be less sucky

[Chancellor Valium]

if one didn't

[NeoMatrix]

use vacumms to

[Xeroc]

suck black holes

[NeoMatrix]

away from their

[Rayinne]

mommies and daddies.

[NeoMatrix]

Anyway, Fu Manchu

[Chancellor Valium]

was annoyed because

[Opium]

he rented "Taxi"