One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[NeoMatrix]

, almost like Finals

[Opium]

but earlier and

[NeoMatrix]

way more evil

[Opium]

due to their

[NeoMatrix]

obvious Dutch-like characteristics

[Xeroc]

, naturally. This being

[NeoMatrix]

not said, but

[Opium]

written down, everyone

[NeoMatrix]

decided to sleep

[Opium]

instead of studying.

[NeoMatrix]

As a result,

[Xeroc]

everyone missed every

[NeoMatrix]

question except for

[Xeroc]

the hardest ones

[NeoMatrix]

about 5MV Forums

[Xeroc]

and miscellaneous fivers.

[NeoMatrix]

The easiest questions

[Xeroc]

about 4-D Calculus,

[Opium]

Racine's early works,

[Chancellor Valium]

and GF Handel,

[NeoMatrix]

caused many headaches

[Xeroc]

, not to mention

[NeoMatrix]

early PMS symptoms

[Opium]

even in guys. :?

[Xeroc]

"Crap!", Exclaimed the

[Opium]

guys who suddenly

[Xeroc]

didn't feel hot

[Opium]

, but rather clammy

[NeoMatrix]

down below. "Whahahaha!"

[Xeroc]

yelled the professor

[NeoMatrix]

to Gilligan and

[Xeroc]

the Professor, who

[NeoMatrix]

was really himself

[Opium]

dressed in drag.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, this resulted

[NeoMatrix]

in high ratings

[NAHTMMM]

of DOOM! for

[Xeroc]

the classroom and

[NeoMatrix]

for the tv

[Xeroc]

which lead to

[NeoMatrix]

the coffee nebula

[Xeroc]

, making Janeway happy

[NeoMatrix]

for a few

[Xeroc]

milliseconds while the

[NeoMatrix]

crew relaxes before

[Xeroc]

she explodes again.

[Chancellor Valium]

Zaphod sang Messiah
(again)[/i]

[NeoMatrix]

again to a

[Xeroc]

funky tune of

[NeoMatrix]

When the Saints

[Opium]

Eat Blackberry Pie"

[Chancellor Valium]

While Zarquon ate

[Xeroc]

blackberry pie, of

[NeoMatrix]

a certain brand

[Chancellor Valium]

which tasted more

[Xeroc]

fruitilicious than ordinary

[NeoMatrix]

homemade blackberry pie

[Xeroc]

which is awfully

[NeoMatrix]

good considering that

[Opium]

it is homemade,

[Xeroc]

and full of

[Chancellor Valium]

pieness. This is,
(of course, impossible.)

[NeoMatrix]

however, time to

[Xeroc]

talk of other

[Opium]

things, such as

[Xeroc]

Fivers and Pie

[NAHTMMM]

and ceiling wax

[NeoMatrix]

with a coating

[Xeroc]

of sealing wax

[NeoMatrix]

just to ensure

[Opium]

waterproofablility. Archer smiled

[Chancellor Valium]

with his knees,

[NeoMatrix]

which looked weird

[Chancellor Valium]

but T'Pol didn't

[NeoMatrix]

care since she

[Xeroc]

had just taken

[NeoMatrix]

a dose of

[Xeroc]

the little red

[NeoMatrix]

robin hood's lunch

[Xeroc]

box. She felt

[NeoMatrix]

like a wolf

[Xeroc]

who had eaten

[NeoMatrix]

three pigs and

[Opium]

kissed Trip passionatly.

[Xeroc]

After all that

[NeoMatrix]

, she ate three

[Xeroc]

pigs and kissed

[Opium]

Trip again. This

[Xeroc]

all lead to

[NeoMatrix]

a long night

[Xeroc]

of intense romance

[NeoMatrix]

between the two

[Xeroc]

and through the

[NeoMatrix]

night of the

[Xeroc]

sixth day of

[Opium]

November, when someone

[Xeroc]

found out that

[NeoMatrix]

the election was

[Xeroc]

rigged by a

[Alexia]

Bush look alike.

[NeoMatrix]

John was the

[Xeroc]

natural choice for

[NeoMatrix]

being the impersonator

[Xeroc]

as he was

[Opium]

there. TopHatMan delighted

[NeoMatrix]

the voters as

[Scooter]

Ashlee Simpson danced

[Chancellor Valium]

to La Marseillaise

[Xeroc]

, lipsynching, of course,

[NeoMatrix]

with Britney Spears

[Xeroc]

and many other

[Opium]

silly pop princesses.

[Chancellor Valium]

Archer hated the

[Xeroc]

entire rigamarole occurring

[Opium]

, and wanted to

[Xeroc]

ban the whole

[NeoMatrix]

political debate from

[Alexia]

ever being held.

[Vedra]

"There's gum in

[Chancellor Valium]

my shoe, and

[Opium]

it's annoying" said

[NeoMatrix]

TopHatman while wondering

(Just how do you get gum in your shoe?)

[Alexia]

how many forumgoers

[Xeroc]

it would take

[NeoMatrix]

to unscrew a

[Xeroc]

lightbulb from its

[Chancellor Valium]

naughty kinky sex,

[Opium]

mirror. Moving on,


Gum in a person's shoe? Maybe if someone dropped it?

[Vedra]

"Naughty kinky sex?"

[Alexia]

thought Vedra, that's

[Chancellor Valium]

highly unusual on

[Opium]

on Friday night

[Xeroc]

for that often

[Chancellor Valium]

it would become

[Opium]

boring. John suddenly

[Chancellor Valium]

lept from a

[Xeroc]

tall building, falling

[Opium]

on TopHatMan and

[Xeroc]

seriously damaging a

[NeoMatrix]

red fire hydrant

[Opium]

. John died, but

[NeoMatrix]

didn't come back

[Chancellor Valium]

before time. Israel in Egypt

[NeoMatrix]

was No.1 on

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[Chancellor Valium]

the Albert Memorial,

[NeoMatrix]

next to the

[Xeroc]

top hit, Oh,

[KillerGodMan]

Darn he thought,

[Xeroc]

that'll leave a

[NeoMatrix]

stain on my

[Opium]

nonsensical pink table.

[Alexia]

Soon after this

[Xeroc]

rigamarole, somebody's whatchamacallit

[Opium]

fell apart and

[NAHTMMM]

kerfuzzled the thingamabob

[NeoMatrix]

with thatthingy that

[Alexia]

switches the doohickey

[Chancellor Valium]

. Ming the Merciless

[NeoMatrix]

brought proper English

[Chancellor Valium]

And diabolical laughter

[Xeroc]

to the people

[KillerGodMan]

and TopHatManians."Uh Oh"

[NeoMatrix]

said one Johnite

[Xeroc]

as he was

[Opium]

fishing for laughs

[Rayinne]

in hell. The

[Opium]

new Emperor TopHatMan

[NeoMatrix]

cancelled Mondays and

[Alexia]

almost all Tuesdays

[Xeroc]

leaving the week

[KillerGodMan]

filled with temporal

[Opium]

time holes that

[Xeroc]

didn't help with

[KillerGodMan]

fixing the car. TopHatMan

[Xeroc]

(3 words maximum per post!)

TopHatMan decided the

[KillerGodMan]

truck should be

(Happy now?)

[Xeroc]

backed into the

(Yes! ;))

[NeoMatrix]

fence that guarded

[Xeroc]

the compound containing

[Chancellor Valium]

Ming the Merciless.

[Rayinne]

He then proceeded

[Opium]

to sing falsetto

[NeoMatrix]

during dinner with

[Opium]

The Three Falsettos

[Chancellor Valium]

of Turin. This

[Alexia]

time, however, there

[NeoMatrix]

were only two

[Xeroc]

Falsettos of Durin

[Chancellor Valium]

, in disguise. Ming

[NeoMatrix]

had a cow

[Rayinne]

and slew John.

[KillerGodMan]

John got mad,

[Opium]

and TopHatMan tap-danced

[Xeroc]

and decoded the

[KillerGodMan]

coded thing. Bob

[NAHTMMM]

SQUEEEEAKed and exploded.

[Scooter]

Too bad Janeway

[KillerGodMan]

John then said,

[NeoMatrix]

"I interupt because

[Chancellor Valium]

Ming the Merciless

[Xeroc]

is getting too

[Chancellor Valium]

diabolical and cool.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, the second

[Chancellor Valium]

Fu Manchu clone

[KillerGodMan]

had blown up.

[Xeroc]

This left a

[Opium]

broken dynasty that

[Chancellor Valium]

needed a new

[Xeroc]

topic to post

[KillerGodMan]

in topic land,

[Xeroc]

for the one

[Opium]

Leader of Johnland

[NeoMatrix]

, John, and his

[Chancellor Valium]

Fu Manchu clone

[Xeroc]

decided to beat

[KillerGodMan]

TopHatMan good. Bob

[Opium]

did exist. Data

[NeoMatrix]

discovered this by

[Xeroc]

calculating the approximate

[Opium]

distance between John's

[AKAArzosah]

ears and adding

[Alexia]

, for good measure,

[Opium]

his punny bone.

(get it...for good measure...punny bone...haha...oh...well *sigh*)

[Alexia]

"I don't get it", said

( :wink: )

[Chancellor Valium]

said Fu Manchu,

[Rayinne]

who cleverly concocted

[Xeroc]

an anti-pun compound

[Opium]

that compounded many

[NeoMatrix]

puns that didn't

[Alexia]

seem to mean

[Rayinne]

anything in Chinese.

[Alexia]

Taking an English/Chinese dictionary,

[Opium]

someone used more

[Alexia]

words to translate

[NeoMatrix]

this whole story

[Chancellor Valium]

without Fu Manchu

[Opium]

involved. TopHatMan is

[NeoMatrix]

tired of wondering

[Xeroc]

where this will

[NeoMatrix]

go before the

[Opium]

mall closes, so

[Chancellor Valium]

he has eaten

[AKAArzosah]

64 serves of

[Opium]

donuts. Homer Simpson

[Xeroc]

, starring in the

[Opium]

"TopHatMan" movie, liked

[AKAArzosah]

to paint pictures

[Ginga]

while eating macaroni

[Opium]

and cheese pie.

[Chancellor Valium]

Fu Manchu, however,