One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Scooter]

of dietary fiber

[NeoMatrix]

in baking a

[Xeroc]

good pie. Naturally,

[persianmouse]

it bombed. Lola

[Xeroc]

was hit by

[persianmouse]

a random seagull

[Opium]

in The Doll

[Chancellor Valium]

House of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[Xeroc]

See spot run.

[Chancellor Valium]

Turn page. See Spot run!

[NeoMatrix]

See Car Go

[persianmouse]

Over Spot. See

[Xeroc]

Spot eat car.

[Opium]

See owner cry.

[Chancellor Valium]

See Spot Run!

[Opium]

See professor drone.

[persianmouse]

See students sleep.

[Opium]

John saw this

[Chancellor Valium]

Meaningless drivel-type story,

[NeoMatrix]

but didn't die

[persianmouse]

surprisingly enough. Weasels

[Chancellor Valium]

don't taste nice.

[persianmouse]

Pan-fried weasels however,

[Opium]

taste like chicken

[Chancellor Valium]

in dog turd.

[persianmouse]

Dog turds taste

[Xeroc]

... You don'wanna know.

[Opium]

Live 8 was

[NeoMatrix]

curious to see

[persianmouse]

how weasels taste.

[Opium]

Many people sang

[KillerGodMan]

, but the Doctor

[persianmouse]

break-danced to Polish

[Opium]

Hip-Hop/Rap/Country

[persianmouse]

/Trance/Industrial/sad-core

[Chancellor Valium]

/20's-style Charleston.

[Opium]

The new dance

[NeoMatrix]

failed to capture

[persianmouse]

any Pokemon. Zeke

[Xeroc]

did this and

[persianmouse]

was mocked by

[Opium]

forumgoers everywhere, including

[Xeroc]

the Infamous One.

[Chancellor Valium]

The Infamous One

[Xeroc]

indended to annihilate

[Opium]

The TopHatMan Collective

[Chancellor Valium]

but no-one knew

[NeoMatrix]

how to get

[Xeroc]

to it! They

[Chancellor Valium]

asked "Who is

[persianmouse]

this TopHatMan bloke?"

[Chancellor Valium]

They were brutally

[NeoMatrix]

pied to death

[danieldoof]

by John who

[Opium]

was heartbroken over

[Xeroc]

his long lost

[persianmouse]

teddy-bear named Kululukakluauakllhuulaa-a

[Chancellor Valium]

who ate cheese

[NeoMatrix]

that smelled like

[Opium]

cheese. Suddenly, John

[Michiel]

, who smelled like

[NeoMatrix]

an old fart

[Michiel]

and was particularly

[Opium]

cool, bought a

[NeoMatrix]

pound of cheese

[Michiel]

and mountains of

[NeoMatrix]

cookie dough bites

[Xeroc]

and so on.

[NeoMatrix]

Anyway, John and

[Xeroc]

some other guy

[Opium]

went to see

[Michiel]

if their cheese

[Opium]

was ready. "LOST"

[Michiel]

is, of course,

[Xeroc]

one of many

[NeoMatrix]

shows without pie

[Opium]

but with hotties

[NeoMatrix]

that love pie

[Xeroc]

as all should.

[NeoMatrix]

The current episode

[Xeroc]

, #47, is currently

[Chancellor Valium]

hidden behind my

[Xeroc]

couch cushions with

[NeoMatrix]

Xerox's pokemon collection

[Xeroc]

which copies the

[Opium]

popular LOST collection

[Xeroc]

(which none can

[Chancellor Valium]

eat). This last

[Xeroc]

long lost lament

[Chancellor Valium]

was nonsensical, verily,

[Xeroc]

and quite truly

[Chancellor Valium]

a pile of

[Opium]

shiny pretty diamonds.

[Chancellor Valium]

MIKO MIKO NURSE

[Opium]

was on caps-lock

[Chancellor Valium]

Unlike Mr. Wu. Wu

[Xeroc]

*skip* Wu *skip*

[Opium]

. The skipping competition

[Chancellor Valium]

was won by

[Opium]

TopHatMan, Karl, Zuke

[Chancellor Valium]

John, and Mr. Wu,

[NeoMatrix]

who were the

[Chancellor Valium]

very first pair

[Michiel]

to successfully invent

[Chancellor Valium]

Quantum Uncertainty Generation,

[NeoMatrix]

which means nothing

[Chancellor Valium]

because there is

[NeoMatrix]

no such thing

[Chancellor Valium]

as a spoon.

[Opium]

"SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" shouted Neo

[Chancellor Valium]

at the top

[NeoMatrix]

of a mountain

[Opium]

in the British

[Chancellor Valium]

Dominion of Canada.
:P

[Opium]

Many mountaineers failed

[Chancellor Valium]

to reach the

[NeoMatrix]

conclusion of this

[Chancellor Valium]

very silly story.

[persianmouse]

Meanwhile, in Uzbekistan

[Chancellor Valium]

persianmouse was tempted

[NeoMatrix]

to find Josie

[Opium]

as she had

[Chancellor Valium]

lost her nose

[Opium]

ring in Merrit

[Chancellor Valium]

Salome, a small

[Opium]

tap-dancing community in

[Chancellor Valium]

South-East Berkshire.

[Opium]

The nose-ring was

[danieldoof]

the ONE nose-ring

[Opium]

To Rule Them

[persianmouse]

Half-heartily, On Tuesdays.

[Chancellor Valium]

This was very

[Opium]

cool, as on

[Chancellor Valium]

Thursdays it was

[Michiel]

common practice to

[Chancellor Valium]

eat all the

[Opium]

apple pie that

[Chancellor Valium]

"Mom", famous industrialist,

[Opium]

, and Futurama character,

[danieldoof]

had made of

[Chancellor Valium]

crushed industrial opponents

[NeoMatrix]

from the planet

[Chancellor Valium]

Chipmunk VI, who

[Opium]

died. John died

[persianmouse]

from auto-erotic asphyxiation

[Opium]

. He died again

[Chancellor Valium]

because dying is

[persianmouse]

like an art,

[Chancellor Valium]

when applied to

[NeoMatrix]

the most painful

[Chancellor Valium]

and most icky

[persianmouse]

methods of horrendously

[Opium]

eating pie. Similiarly,

[Chancellor Valium]

Warp Plasma Injectors

[NeoMatrix]

can cause massive

[Opium]

love-fests to occur

[persianmouse]

when combined with

[NeoMatrix]

certain Dino DNA

[Chancellor Valium]

, half a pound

[persianmouse]

of chilli-cheese fries,

[Opium]

, Celine Dion songs,

[Opium]

, Celine Dion songs,

[NeoMatrix]

and many more

[Opium]

horrid things that

[Opium]

:?

[NeoMatrix]

cause double vision

(Opium, could you delete your multiple posts please?)

[Opium]

, like double-posting and


(sorry, I'm having trouble posting...the page just stops in the middle of the "submit" process)

[NeoMatrix]

hatred of pie

(Same for me, but I notices that it submits when I stop it and go back to the main forum)

[Opium]

made of chilli


(yup, I figured out the same thing after the double-triple posting incident)

[Xeroc]

and other stuff.

(Me too!)

[Opium]

Meanwhile, Captain Picard

[NeoMatrix]

met Captain Janeway

[Xeroc]

in a cross-

[Opium]

show epic adventure

[NeoMatrix]

with Captain Kirk

[Xeroc]

, Spock, The Borg,

[NeoMatrix]

...."Wait, THE BORG!"

[Opium]

yelled Picard, "I

[NeoMatrix]

ate pie with

[Opium]

them once. Apple

[persianmouse]

Paltrow-Martin was eating

[NeoMatrix]

under a tree

[Xeroc]

and", ended the

[Opium]

speech. Picard went

[Xeroc]

on blabbering about

[Opium]

socks, pie, Borg,

[persianmouse]

monkeys, Harry Potter,

[Opium]

and X-Men. He

[Xeroc]

continued on for

[Opium]

many Shakespearn hours

[persianmouse]

and New York-minutes

[NeoMatrix]

, then yelled, "Make

[Xeroc]

some Pie!". Of

[Opium]

course, Riker made

[persianmouse]

some dumbass remark

[Opium]

about Picard's hair

[NeoMatrix]

having split ends

[Opium]

and needing color

[persianmouse]

and quantity. Picard

[Opium]

cried to Crusher

[persianmouse]

, who bitch-slapped him

[Opium]

jokingly and kissed

[persianmouse]

Worf. Wesley than

[NeoMatrix]

chased Troi around

[Opium]

, making Riker cry

[persianmouse]

, the fat bitch.

[Opium]

Who was Riker.


(yes, I am calling Riker a fat bitch. so what?)

[persianmouse]

Riker, a fat


(go on and call Riker a fat bitch, he knows it, we alls knows it, he's a fat bitch. That's just the way it is. )

[NeoMatrix]

alien, and a

[Opium]

rabbi walked into

(actually, I wouldn't really call Riker a bitch, nor fat. He's just confident and beefy) :roll:

[persianmouse]

a glass door.


(Oh sure, Riker is confident....about being a fat bitch! He knows it, his momma used to tell him he was, he was voted "Most likely to become a fat bitch." in High School, hell, even Star Jones looks at him and says "Man, is that one FAT bitch.)

[Opium]

To a bar.

(Well, I have this habit of judging people on their talent, personality, etc, not on if they have a few extra pounds. He's a big build, he's far from a fat bitch, and uh...yah)

[persianmouse]

A salad bar.


(personality-shermsanality....I'm sure Jonathan Frakes is a lovely robust man, but Riker the character is just a fat bitch, IMHO.) :P

[Opium]

Then two techies


(hehe, okay, yah, Riker can be a little...erm...yah) :roll:

[Chancellor Valium]

ate their noses,

[NeoMatrix]

an excellent meal

[persianmouse]

for spiting faces.

[NeoMatrix]

"Have you ever

[persianmouse]

seen the rain

[Opium]

in Spain fall

[NeoMatrix]

without touching the

[persianmouse]

plain?" asked Q,

[Chancellor Valium]

who applied mascara

[Opium]

, copying Jack Sparrow

[NeoMatrix]

doing a scene

[persianmouse]

with Orlando Bloom

[Opium]

and Elijah Wood. :P

[persianmouse]

The fangirls squealed

[Opium]

and scared Boromir

[NeoMatrix]

using weapons of

[Opium]

pink feathers, glitter,

[NeoMatrix]

and really cute

[whoiam]

hobbit sized mushrooms.

[persianmouse]

Psychotropic mushrooms. Elijah

[Chancellor Valium]

tasted sideways quite

[Opium]

tissue verb. ERROR!

[persianmouse]

"BADGERS!!! BADGERS ARE

[NeoMatrix]

NOT WHAT YOU

[Opium]

WANT TO EAT"

[persianmouse]

said a badger.

[whoiam]

when badgered by

[Opium]

grammer gremlins. Gremlins

[persianmouse]

look like badgers,

[Chancellor Valium]

who like bananphones,

[persianmouse]

Banannarama, Alabama, and

[whoiam]

qwerty keyboards - except

[Chancellor Valium]

on Tuesdays, for

[whoiam]

reasons best forgotten.

[Opium]

Klingons hate gremlins

[persianmouse]

more than tribbles,