One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

Mini-Tribbles, a new

[NeoMatrix]

species that is

[e of pi]

said to be

[Opium]

small and cute

[whoiam]

- dangerously so, methinks.

[e of pi]

They also breed

[Opium]

miniature Golden Retrievers

[e of pi]

with old socks

[Chancellor Valium]

, Midnight Blue in

[e of pi]

color and with

[Opium]

pom-poms on them

[Xeroc]

and such. So,

[Opium]

Quark made money

[whoiam]

by selling these

[Chancellor Valium]

to Rom, Idiot

[whoiam]

Extroidinaire. So extraordinary

[e of pi]

he once bought

[Opium]

15th century Ming

[e of pi]

dynasty pocket calculators.

[whoiam]

He used them

[Opium]

to calculate shirt

[Chancellor Valium]

prices for Garak,

[whoiam]

as the tailor

[Chancellor Valium]

hit him repeatedly

[e of pi]

with a large

[whoiam]

herring. This was

[Chancellor Valium]

Pythonic in the

[e of pi]

greatest extreme. Meanwhile

[Opium]

Odo danced the

[NeoMatrix]

One Dance to

[whoiam]

seduce them all.

[Chancellor Valium]

the Atilla-the-Hun show

[Opium]

was a success

[whoiam]

due in part

[Xeroc]

to the Huns

[Opium]

Christian Anderston stories

[NeoMatrix]

about their adventures

[Opium]

of DOOM and

[Chancellor Valium]

Christian's called Andersen.

[Opium]

Many spelling mistakes

[whoiam]

where forthcoming because

[Chancellor Valium]

of Sergeant Duckie.

[Opium]

TopHatMan corrected them

[Chancellor Valium]

with his correcting

[Opium]

magical wand, which

[whoiam]

issues magical corrections

[Chancellor Valium]

On Tuesdays, Thursdays,

[Opium]

and Fridays at

[e of pi]

sunset. However, he

[whoiam]

did not factor

[e of pi]

in the high

[whoiam]

cost of breathing

[e of pi]

only filtered nitrogen.

[NeoMatrix]

This caused problems

[e of pi]

because he couldn't

[NeoMatrix]

figure out how

[e of pi]

to breath it.

[Opium]

Darth Vader showed

[danieldoof]

his light-butter-knive to

[whoiam]

make massive holes

[Chancellor Valium]

in Mata Hari's
:twisted:

[Opium]

inflatable 60's furniture

[danieldoof]

that was green

[Chancellor Valium]

and furniture-ey, and
(Mata Hari's '60s furniture? I though she was killed in WWI :P )

[Opium]

really tacky. Darth


(That's what they *want* you to think!)

[Chancellor Valium]

Malak ate his

[Opium]

chilli and pie

[danieldoof]

but the chilli

[Opium]

had chedder cheese

[Anonymous]

and some crunchy

[e of pi]

That was me. How it logged me off in between two posts, I do not know.

[danieldoof]

small dodecahedron-ical croutons

[Chancellor Valium]

added by the

[e of pi]

evil warlord of

[Xeroc]

Croutonia. Naturally, five

[e of pi]

hundred thousand purple

[Chancellor Valium]

Eleanor Rigby Lookalikes

[whoiam]

were dramatically useless

[Opium]

singing Xtina songs

[danieldoof]

and dancing like

[Opium]

Britney and Madonna

[danieldoof]

back there in

[e of pi]

the east side

[whoiam]

of da' hood.

[Chancellor Valium]

"Tangerine trees and

[e of pi]

liquid drain cleaner

[Chancellor Valium]

you answer quite

[whoiam]

truthfully. but without

[NeoMatrix]

a feather from

[e of pi]

the crazed attack

[whoiam]

of crazed attackingness.

[NeoMatrix]

"Huh? A feather

[whoiam]

from the crazed

[Opium]

hood" sang Britney

[whoiam]

as said feather

[e of pi]

fell onto her

[NeoMatrix]

head. Britney looked

[whoiam]

somewhat peeved, as

[NeoMatrix]

if she was

[whoiam]

a naturally peeved

[Opium]

little diva, which

[danieldoof]

was only possible

[whoiam]

thanks to the

[e of pi]

help of the

[NeoMatrix]

United Diva Federation (UDF)

[e of pi]

who had trained

[danieldoof]

her to definitely

[NeoMatrix]

become the next

[whoiam]

Britney Spears. Logically,

[NeoMatrix]

everyone would be

[Opium]

listening to music

[danieldoof]

until the big

[e of pi]

ugly rabbit thing

[Opium]

of DOOM short-circuited

[e of pi]

the control system

[Opium]

and the music

[danieldoof]

immediately stopped, but

[NeoMatrix]

illogically, the music

[e of pi]

had never started

[Xeroc]

as everyone thought.

[danieldoof]

But nobody expected

[Opium]

it to stop

[e of pi]

since it never

[NeoMatrix]

was plugged in

[e of pi]

to the hamster-wheel

[Opium]

of DOOM. Somebody

[e of pi]

had taken all

[Xeroc]

of the chocolate

[Opium]

from the Captians

[danieldoof]

very own closet

[whoiam]

. Why the Captain's

[danieldoof]

closet was unlocked

[Opium]

was a mystery

[danieldoof]

to him and

[e of pi]

most of the

[whoiam]

Command Staff. Nevertheless,

[e of pi]

they blamed the

[Opium]

shifty-eyed redshirt, who

[e of pi]

they thought had

[whoiam]

been trying on

[danieldoof]

circumventing death by

[Opium]

chocolate. Chocolate immortalty

[whoiam]

was classified "fattening"

[danieldoof]

because whoever tried

[Opium]

ate poisoned chocolate

[danieldoof]

which they bought

[whoiam]

at the store

[danieldoof]

of incredible DOOOOM.

[whoiam]

Incredible DOOOOM was

[danieldoof]

, the store of

[Opium]

choice for Captains

[danieldoof]

of the federation

[Opium]

who hated redshirts

[whoiam]

as passionately as

[danieldoof]

igor the engery-being

[whoiam]

who feeds off

[Opium]

of redshirt clothing.

[e of pi]

Igor, in all

[whoiam]

his wonderous glory

[Opium]

, died gracefully. John

[e of pi]

, his assistant, however,

[danieldoof]

succeeded in cheating

[whoiam]

him out of

[Xeroc]

some seriously cool

[Opium]

housewares and clothing

[e of pi]

in a game

[whoiam]

of pure acting

[Xeroc]

silly. Now, the

[e of pi]

two had been

[danieldoof]

fighting agains each

[e of pi]

for several years.

[danieldoof]

meanwhile in the

[e of pi]

barn, a hoedown

[danieldoof]

with funny looking

[e of pi]

self-play instruments

[danieldoof]

that sound like

[e of pi]

cows being trod upon

[danieldoof]

by emus with

[e of pi]

six foot long cleats.

[danieldoof]

additionally those emus

[e of pi]

had gaint baseball bats

[danieldoof]

made of fluffy

[e of pi]

green cotton candy-like substance

[danieldoof]

and with those

[e of pi]

they managed to take

[whoiam]

out the trash.

(its meant to be 3 words, not 4, e of pi...)

[Opium]

Kirk was annoyed

(Yup... 3 words each! :D )

[e of pi]

by this travesty

(just seeing how long it'd take to notice)

[whoiam]

of a game

(about as long as it took me to get back to the computer)

[e of pi]

and set out

[Xeroc]

to fix it

[e of pi]

using a rubber

[Xeroc]

chicken. As everyone

[e of pi]

fled in terror,

[Xeroc]

Godzilla destroyed the

[e of pi]

entire town, but

[Opium]

then died horribly.

[e of pi]

He had eaten

[Xeroc]

some bad skyscrapers

[Opium]

containing lead paint

[e of pi]

and suffered a

[Xeroc]

serious case of

[e of pi]

chronic intestinal distress.

[danieldoof]

But when he

[whoiam]

tried to void

[danieldoof]

his big fat

[e of pi]

body of its

[whoiam]

pointers to void.

[e of pi]

However, because of

[Xeroc]

static typing, he

[e of pi]

was forced to

[Xeroc]

redeclare his memory

[e of pi]

as a foriegn

[Xeroc]

object. This lead

[e of pi]

to problems with

[Xeroc]

memory corruption and

[e of pi]

the evil HSA.

[Opium]

Meanwhile, TopHatMan and

[e of pi]

e of pi decided to

[whoiam]

tell people about

[Opium]

the new TiVo

[whoiam]

which had taken

[Xeroc]

3 weeks to

[whoiam]

steal their souls.

[e of pi]

These were then

[whoiam]

Stored for later

[e of pi]

resale to the Borg

[whoiam]

(that's 4 again, e of pi...)
without any warranty

[e of pi]

(I know, but I really wanted to put that last one in.)

preventing the returning

[whoiam]

of defective pieces.

[e of pi]

Thus, the Borg

[Xeroc]

were angry that

[e of pi]

they had been

[whoiam]

given the reduced

[e of pi]

option package. Thus,

[Opium]

they assimilated the

[whoiam]

TV networks, hoping

[Blue Midget]

to stop Reality

[whoiam]

from interfering with

[Blue Midget]

Reality TV. Afterwards,

[Opium]

America's Next Top

[whoiam]

Dalek Fodder was

[e of pi]

shot by hired

[whoiam]

Daleks, who shouted

[e of pi]

long speeches about

[whoiam]

Exterminating humankind. It

[e of pi]

was their heartfelt

[whoiam]

desire to kill

[e of pi]

all members of

[whoiam]

the human race