One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

Kirk, pies, chilli,

[persianmouse]

gold lame', baths,

[NeoMatrix]

casual sexual experiences,

[persianmouse]

Hamlet in English,

[Opium]

and cheese. Many

[whoiam]

types, mostly mozzarellas,

[Opium]

cheddars, and Camembert

[persianmouse]

but not Feta.

[Opium]

Klingons loved feta

[whoiam]

but only because

[persianmouse]

their mommas did.

[danieldoof]

So every day

[Opium]

Klingons eat feta

[whoiam]

whilst killing tribbles

[persianmouse]

and hugging their

[whoiam]

ancient ancestors' Bat'Leths.

[Chancellor Valium]

Furby-weilding was

[persianmouse]

strictly prohibited, except

[NeoMatrix]

when all five

[persianmouse]

LIGHTS are on.

[Opium]

"There are five

[NeoMatrix]

ways that I

[persianmouse]

style my hair.

[Opium]

" said Dr Crusher

[NeoMatrix]

, "That's more than

[Opium]

other Trek characters

[Chancellor Valium]

have braincells!

[persianmouse]

Wesley, I'm looking

[whoiam]

forward to seeing

[persianmouse]

you die. Horribly."

[whoiam]

(lol, really on the same wavelength there)
" Please, mom, don't

[Opium]

feed me chilli

[whoiam]

those poor dogs

[Opium]

love so much."

[whoiam]

". "I've got arsenic

[persianmouse]

and old lace,

[Opium]

" said Crusher, "tea

[Chancellor Valium]

stains are very

[Opium]

ugly, like you"

(Dr Crusher is usually not nearly as cruel, but we're talking about Wesley here!)

[whoiam]

"I'm NOT UGLY!"

(ahh, Wesley in denail...)

[persianmouse]

"YES, you are!"

[whoiam]

"Gak!" Wesley cried,

[NeoMatrix]

then joins the

(I was setting up a Picard joke, but I come back to this. Oh well)

[whoiam]

Zombies'r'us waiting list
(Wesley death first. Then Picard.)

[NeoMatrix]

at the League

[Opium]

Of Annoying Characters.

(don't kill Picard! He and Dr Crusher need to get married first!)

[persianmouse]

Freed from Wesley,

[whoiam]

Meanwhile, his mother
(why did it take me so long to spot it? You misspelt 'heroine' in yr sig...)

[Opium]

married Picard happily

[whoiam]

despite the Captain's

[Chancellor Valium]

lack of hair.

[whoiam]

Data was horrified

[Chancellor Valium]

but not enough

[NeoMatrix]

Borg beamed aboard

[whoiam]

to stop them

[Opium]

from getting married

[Chancellor Valium]

by a penguin

[whoiam]

riding an aardvark.

[Chancellor Valium]

The canapes afterwards

[Opium]

were so-so, but

[whoiam]

improved with repeated

[NeoMatrix]

service announcements about

[Opium]

BC Ferry breakdowns

[NeoMatrix]

caused by parents

[whoiam]

with ingrowing toenails.

[Opium]

Riker was upset

[Chancellor Valium]

by Picard's refusal

[whoiam]

to have jazz

[Opium]

at his wedding

[whoiam]

. "Yes, but Worf

[Opium]

likes jazz too!"

[Chancellor Valium]

lied Riker, like

[whoiam]

he did whenever

[Opium]

someone said something

[Chancellor Valium]

or indeed anything,

[Opium]

remotely interesting. "Wow!

[whoiam]

we must rejoice!

[Opium]

" said Wesley before

[whoiam]

remembering his demise

[Opium]

of DOOM. He

[whoiam]

immediately disappeared in

[Opium]

to the Twilight

[whoiam]

. "That's what he

[Opium]

wanted all along"

[whoiam]

said Guinan, sympathetically.

[Xeroc]

"On another note,

[Chancellor Valium]

only Korgano could

[Xeroc]

spell his name

[Opium]

with a K"

[Xeroc]

said some annoying

[Opium]

redshirt from Voyager

[Xeroc]

who just died.

[Opium]

John died after

[Xeroc]

the fact. And

[Opium]

so did Wesley

[Xeroc]

and then the

[whoiam]

crew had much

[Opium]

to celebrate, because

[NeoMatrix]

Redshirts arrive Tuesday.

[whoiam]

A happy coincidence

[Opium]

was this; indeed,

[Xeroc]

it was, and

[Opium]

everyone around cheered

[Xeroc]

and also went

[Opium]

for some chilli

[Chancellor Valium]

with Ihat, who

[whoiam]

was getting angry

[Opium]

. Many redshirts cried

[whoiam]

"Mommy!" upon realising

[Opium]

Wesley was alive

[danieldoof]

and about to

[whoiam]

open his mouth.

[Xeroc]

Naturally, everyone fled

[whoiam]

as no humanoid

[Opium]

could stand Wesley

[Chancellor Valium]

in full flow.

[Xeroc]

Just then, the

[whoiam]

nearest Romulan Warbird

[NeoMatrix]

decloaked off the

[Opium]

side and killed

[whoiam]

Wesley again, using

[Opium]

a timewarp dance

[NeoMatrix]

thingamajig. Opium made

[Xeroc]

lots and lots

[Opium]

of SigKitty Kidnapped

[NeoMatrix]

Stories so that

[Opium]

everyone was entertained. :D

[Chancellor Valium]

was voted the

[Opium]

best. Meanwhile, Riker

[NeoMatrix]

did not post

[whoiam]

his resignation letter

[Chancellor Valium]

on his ARSE,

[Xeroc]

or in fact

[Opium]

anywhere. Instead, he

[Chancellor Valium]

icbm'd Dr. Strangelove,

[Opium]

and ate pie.

[whoiam]

And the pie

[Xeroc]

was very good.

[danieldoof]

But the chili

[Opium]

was too cheesy

[danieldoof]

to make elvis

[NeoMatrix]

come back from

[whoiam]

taco bell. However

[danieldoof]

Tophatman and John

[whoiam]

were there already

[Opium]

eating chilli tacos

[Xeroc]

and drinking soda.

[Opium]

Suddenly, Klingongs started

[danieldoof]

to rant about

[Opium]

Shatner's new show

[NeoMatrix]

, Star Trek: The

[Opium]

Legal Practice. They

[danieldoof]

thought it might

[Chancellor Valium]

blow up Karl's

[Opium]

new sitcom, "Karl

[Chancellor Valium]

& Jenny: Midnight

[Opium]

Coffee Shop Confessions"

[Xeroc]

This would've been

[NeoMatrix]

a hit, but

[Opium]

Klingons love cafes

[whoiam]

less then tribbles

[Chancellor Valium]

and Karl's wig.

[Xeroc]

As always, the

[Opium]

Klingons love Kirk

[whoiam]

because he is

[Opium]

really cool and

[Chancellor Valium]

had a nice

[whoiam]

collection of rare

[Xeroc]

and collectible figurines

[NeoMatrix]

of himself as

[Xeroc]

all the different

[NeoMatrix]

college football mascots

[Xeroc]

of the last

[NeoMatrix]

century. Karl had

[Xeroc]

had quite enough

[Opium]

of Kirk's collectables

[danieldoof]

which are quite

[Opium]

delicate and dainty

[NeoMatrix]

, don't forget rare,

[Xeroc]

and quite collectible,

[Opium]

and very valuable.

[Xeroc]

"There we go

[NeoMatrix]

again, talking about

[Xeroc]

those darn figurines

[Opium]

instead of singing"

[danieldoof]

said the old

[Opium]

Klingon Jedi Master.

[Chancellor Valium]

, Kl'Ith Q!i, who

[NeoMatrix]

accidently sabered himself

(Klingon Jedi? Who knew? That must be difficult to achieve for a Klingon)

[Xeroc]

one time in

[Opium]

band camp. Suddenly

[Chancellor Valium]

cheese rained down

(I did :P)

[Opium]

in Kirk's nightmare

[whoiam]

in response to

[Opium]

the Tribbles. Kirk

[whoiam]

needed more caps

[Opium]

...LOCKS...TO...MAKE...

[whoiam]

his transcribed logs

[Xeroc]

all important and

[NeoMatrix]

outdo Spock's log

[e of pi]

to boost his ego. However,

[Chancellor Valium]

'ZIG's were moved,

[Opium]

confusing Kirk immensly

Welcome e of pi. *waves welcome banners*

Just so you know, you can only add 3 words at a time to this story. :)
To The Alphabet story thread you can add whole sentences.
And there used to be a really good Group Adaptive Story, but that sorta died a long time ago...

[NeoMatrix]

with welcome banners

[Opium]

of DOOOOOOOOOOOM. Suddenly,

[whoiam]

the Romulans came

[Opium]

and sang songs

[Xeroc]

and more songs


Welcome e of pi! Hopefully you'll have a great time here at the fora! And don't forget to come to the Weekend Chats! (You can attend them here (http://xeroc.zapto.org/chat/chat.php) on the weekends, and read more about them on my website (http://xeroc.zapto.org/)!)

[e of pi]

and bad songs

Ach. Note to self: Always read instructions. Or at least figure out why no one has more than three words. Dang I am jifted.

[whoiam]

about the moving

[Opium]

of poppyseed muffins

e of pi, everyone does it, once in a while, so it's all cool. *does the welcome dance*

[NeoMatrix]

of DOOOOM! Then,

[e of pi]

with split-second

[whoiam]

prefluxwarpdifferentioethon riser times

[e of pi]

meaning they don't

[whoiam]

need to purchase

[Opium]

anything. The timeline

[e of pi]

unable to handle

[whoiam]

whoiam's contributions, rebooted.

[Opium]

Groundhog Day happened

[whoiam]

to have occured

[e of pi]

Bad flow alert.

Groundhog Day happened to have occured

Huh?

[whoiam]

((it wasn't the end of the sentence. Something along the lines of "Groundhog Day happened to have occured three times over because of the temporal anomaly" makes as much sense as any of the other sentances produced on this thread, and a hell of a lot more then most...))

[e of pi]

Yeah, but would anyone else have thought of it? BEtter to simply post the whole phrase. Just once.

[whoiam]

((but that defeats the purpose of the thread, which is to waste Zeke's bandwidth allowance with inane ramblings, rather then to produce coherent sentances))

[e of pi]

((Is this the proper form for non-story posts?))

[whoiam]

((I don't think there is a proper form, but this is the out-of-character notation most of the RP groups I'm in use, so I thought I may as well. Anyway, it is your turn to post something in-story...))

[e of pi]

in Groundhog Day

[whoiam]

without the consent

[NeoMatrix]

of the Masterchief

[e of pi]

of Temporal Events

[Opium]

, ie, TopHatMan. TopHatMan

((each post should have some story to it. About 1/5, more or less, of the story, is non-proper-English or nonsensical. Let it flow...let it flow...three words at a time...))

[whoiam]

is not someone

[Opium]

who enjoys directing

[whoiam]

giant Marshmallow Men

[Opium]

and Super Heroes.

[NeoMatrix]

Although, he does

[Opium]

wander around malls

[Chancellor Valium]

And likes midnight

[whoiam]

brawls in crowded

[NeoMatrix]

mall parking lots

[Opium]

with Brad Pitt

[NeoMatrix]

in a used

[whoiam]

tuxedo. There was

[Opium]

another person with

[Xeroc]

a mysterious smile

[whoiam]

and a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

[Opium]

red cowboy hat

[NeoMatrix]

that is home

[whoiam]

to trillians of