One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]songs which are[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ending.


[b:post_uid0]<font size = 6>The End.</font>[/b:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A new story began[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with fatal consequences[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]An angry John[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kicked a man[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]named Mr. Anderson because[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he didn't like[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]it when he[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]got involuntarily resurrected.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mr Anderson then went[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on a trip[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to the Shire[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to find Frodo[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Sam because[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]he had to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]give them a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hint or two[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]about Gollum's secret[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]password to Sa'ar's

(Anyone see what I'm working towards? No? Hmm. Ah well, never mind then. :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]secret lovejournal that[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]contained "Legolas" many[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]secret times. Secretly.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sa'ar admired him



(oh, I am going to get it, I'm sure :lol: )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for giving him

(I think so too. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/saar_chasm) :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a brand new[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]glass of Heineken[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]-brand Novelty Underpants


(I am sooooo in trouble!) )

(the post I wrote was a !) but the board says it's a  ;) wierd)

(ACK! It wont stop giving me wink smilies! )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a

(It does that when you put a ! and a ) next to eachother. Nobody knows why.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cute purple dress

(okay then :) )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that sang "It's[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A Small World[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]In My Head"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]His singing act[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]caused the Gods[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Vulcans to[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]end the story.


[b:post_uid0]BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH![/b:post_uid0]

::ahem::[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But then John[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]came back. AGAIN.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Some people died.

(Do you really hate this story so much, that you've tried to end it twice? :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A train crashed[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the party[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Data was throwing[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]glasses at.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Oh. I'm dead"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]said the host[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of a ghost[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]party. Ghost Trains[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]are populated by[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ghosts of stories.

(Moi?)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Taya murdered

(Yes, you want to kill everyone, so why not the story? Also, yes I [i:post_uid0]do[/i:post_uid0] know you want to kill me right about now. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the story. [b:post_uid0]FINITO![/b:post_uid0]

:p :p :p :p[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Only mystery remained

(Ahh, but WHO killed the story? :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], and that was[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a mystery itself[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], becayse it involved[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Taya not killing

(I'm just gonna keep on going till she notices :eyeroll: :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John repeatedly and[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]not noticing catalina[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]also not killing[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. Referring to taya17[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as Taya was[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]surprisingly unfatal for[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]some reason unknown.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Cheese!", cried a[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]new John version[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]made by Taya

(*Looks up* Damn I missed a post. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and Agent Smith[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who made Taya[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'s clone for the[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Matrix 4 film

(see: http://www.fiveminute.net/forums....y25153) (http://www.fiveminute.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=308)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], staring the remaining[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]2.4 million Agent Elrond's


(see my story at fanfiction.net for that... the link is in "a shameless plug" thread...and on my livejournal(the Plot Holes story) ) :bigsmile:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Action Figures from[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Taya's mind

(I'm still not giving up :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]wearing radioactive leather.

(I swear, if Cat keeps this up, this Taya person is going to be the next John of this forum.)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Of course,

(Really? You're prepared to kill yourself repeatedly? :laugh: )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]this was unusual.

(I haven't the foggiest what you're talking about.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid12]and very odd


(why doesnt my avatar work here? )
(I think it fixed it! )[/color:post_uid12]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]indeed, for have[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Taya kill John

(John gets killed repeatedly, yes? So when Taya, alias you, is going to be the next John, that means you'll kill yourself repeatedly. Got that? :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid11]again and again[/color:post_uid11]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], ad infinitum. End.

(I'm afraid I have completely lost the thread. Again.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]But suddenly Quark[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]grew up and[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]up to the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]boy named Quark[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who babbled about[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]being addicted to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]betting on John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'s life[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], guessing how many[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]people will kill[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]him in one[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]hour, betting that[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]TopHatMan will appear[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]many TopHatMan times[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with his wife[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], TopHatWoman,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and his children[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]TopHatBoy and TopHatGirl[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], who followed their[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]parents and Taya

(You thought I forgot about that, didn't you? ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[sweetclover]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]into an igloo[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]that contained explosives[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]--[b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0]<font size = 20 color = #860000>KABOOM!</font>[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0]


The End.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Of the TopHatFamily.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Everybody cheered

(Something tells me a certain forumgoer doesn't like this story anymore...)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because the soccer[/color:post_uid0]

[sweetclover]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]net was completely[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]incinerated by Admiral[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Janeway[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid5], due to Temporal[/color:post_uid5]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Police Dogs chewing[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on Chakotay. Splinters[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Minds' Eyes[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]caused spliting headaches[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]throughout the Continuum.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]TopHatMan and John

(Now I'm back from my move :) )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]got married to[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]each other's[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]daughters[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]' mother, which technically[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]was really wierdo[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because it just[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]totally confused Spock[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]'s mother in-law by[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]being Soap-opera-y[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with a plan[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to steal Spock's[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]love child. This[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]made someone do[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]evil things[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]without supervision from[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the Angel of[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Death. Ka-boom.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Ow" said John[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]as his arm[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]flew off and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]slapped naked Richard

(Richard Hash, from Survivor)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hash from Survivor[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because he's nasty[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and explosive. BOOM![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*deleted by the Chilli Joke police*
*yes, we thought they were retired, but we were wrong*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Once upon a[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]time in a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]place where no[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]man will go[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]use the bathroom[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]labelled "Cleaning-In-Progress-Please-Use-Other-Facilities", a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Captain came upon[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]two large, pink[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0],smelly jugs laying[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]on Grammer Hill.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>unguarded.</s>

EDIT: *Grumblegrumble*

Unguarded

:P[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from the sun,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]everyone became sunburned[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. The jugs just[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]reflected the sunlight[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]coming from[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a tiny window[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in the South.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid3]Sunlight was absorbed.[/color:post_uid3]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This caused a[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]stir among scientists[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because it didnt[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mix very well[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0], like oil and[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]salad dressing, but[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]then John died.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And everything was good.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Except TopHatMan, who[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid2]was still alive.[/color:post_uid2]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Oh, the agony!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]complained TopHatMan, as[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John laughed at[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]everyone for not[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]killing TopHatMan sooner[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]with Opium's workout[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid5]video of DOOM.[/color:post_uid5]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This $19.95 video[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]is available NOW[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and features the[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]entire collection of[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Dance Routines, like:

The routine details are as followed:
Stomp left foot
Step right-step touch
Step left-step touch
Moonwalk-8 steps back
Skip in a clockwise circle-4 skips
Hop in a counterclockwise circle-4 hops
Shimmy your shoulders-4 beats
Step back with left foot.
Step front with left foot.
Point your left toe-frontwards
Point your right toe-frontwards
Deep knee bend-2 beats (that's plie to the dancers out there)
Deep knee bend-2 beats (plie)
Repeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Call now, and[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid3]receive a FREE[/color:post_uid3]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chilli Dog of[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]European[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Beef. "Yummy" said[/color:post_uid0]

[sweetclover]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a random smileyface[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a random forumgoer[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid5]--namely, to Opium.[/color:post_uid5]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Anyway, that number[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid2]is 1-800-MMM-MPIE for[/color:post_uid2]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the videos and[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Opium's Lemonpoppyseed muffins![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Yummmmm!" said a[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]certian non-Opium forumgoer[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who loved muffins[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and saying "DOOM"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]whenever he won[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the one-by-one game.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Incidentally,[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]someone got a[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the perfect idea[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]for[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the perfect game[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]of Tribblescrabble, which[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ended all games.


:D[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The tribbles,[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]unhappy, ended everything.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Except their lifes.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The End.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]...of the commercial[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]break of DOOM.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Back from commercial,[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]and now it's[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John killing time![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Our next contestant[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]ended the game! ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]( Ooo, psychic premonition! )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The previous contestants[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]started it up[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]by killing off[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]John and TopHatMan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a contest[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to how well[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they can follow[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the world's end.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A fluffy kitten[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]flew around the[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]kitchen[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]mewling loudly and[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]breaking dishes that[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]were not meant[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]to be eaten[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]alive.

(This story has lost me. Again.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Meanwhile in Manitoba[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Chretien ate chocolate[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]bunnies without looking[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]at all like[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Troi when she[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]just woke up[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]from her hibernation.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"I hibernate?" asked[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Prime Minister Chretien[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]after she ate[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]a Troyan[/color:post_uid0]