One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Xeroc]

went to get

[e of pi]

a PADD from

[Opium]

sickbay so he

[NeoMatrix]

check his heartbeat

[e of pi]

before realizing that

[Opium]

his mother was

[NeoMatrix]

the one that

[Xeroc]

ordered the PADDs

[NeoMatrix]

, which arrive Tuesday,

[Xeroc]

along with the

[NeoMatrix]

improved hippy redshirts

[Xeroc]

who were ordered

[NeoMatrix]

using distress signals

[Xeroc]

as they were

[NeoMatrix]

the only way

[Xeroc]

to get redshirts.

[NeoMatrix]

Anyway, the PADDs

[Xeroc]

weren't here yet

[NeoMatrix]

, so he decided

[Xeroc]

to get a

[Opium]

sundae with Troi

[NeoMatrix]

until she left

[Xeroc]

to go to

[e of pi]

Ten-Forward, except

[Xeroc]

there was a

[Opium]

valentine from Riker

[NeoMatrix]

sitting on the

[e of pi]

table in the corner.

[NeoMatrix]

This disturbed Troi,

[e of pi]

who was sensing

[danieldoof]

completely nothing.....again,

[NeoMatrix]

since V-day occured

[danieldoof]

and everybody was

[e of pi]

tired but happy

[Opium]

from eating chocolate

[Xeroc]

a lot. She

[Opium]

soon found Riker

[danieldoof]

in the last

[Opium]

room behind the

[danieldoof]

outer middle left

[e of pi]

port rear deflector

[Chancellor Valium]

, third cupboard along

[e of pi]

the group in

[Xeroc]

the fourth holodeck

[Opium]

. Riker was playing

[e of pi]

a program with

[Chancellor Valium]

The Arabian Nights:

[e of pi]

Too Many Tales

[Opium]

Of Misadventure" that

[Xeroc]

was really interesting

[danieldoof]

because it had

[e of pi]

a new cover

[Opium]

of "Karma Police"

[e of pi]

issue #66, the

[Opium]

Wedding Issue. Radiohead

[e of pi]

decided to burn

[Opium]

some CD's for

[e of pi]

the upcoming holiday

[Xeroc]

celebration, as the

[e of pi]

crowds would feel

[Opium]

festive and happy

[e of pi]

and thus not

[NeoMatrix]

bummed out from

[e of pi]

the news about

[Opium]

Britney's upcoming CD

[e of pi]

which might have

[Xeroc]

angered them. Naturally,

[Opium]

Brit fans cheered

[NeoMatrix]

when she performed

[Xeroc]

the song called

[danieldoof]

: "Why am I

[Opium]

Wearing Tank Tops"

[danieldoof]

, that indeed was

[NeoMatrix]

a big hit

[danieldoof]

with its total

[e of pi]

ridicule of everything

[Opium]

from Wal-Mart and

[Xeroc]

Sam's Club. This

[NeoMatrix]

didn't stop TopHatMan

[e of pi]

from trying to

[NeoMatrix]

wonder away from

[Xeroc]

the plains and

[e of pi]

escape confinement. However,

[Xeroc]

John was there

[NeoMatrix]

to direct him

[Opium]

to HBC for


(HBC=Hudson's Bay Company, a mid-to-hi-range department store)

[e of pi]

the death he

[NeoMatrix]

missed back when

[e of pi]

he had become

[Vedra]

encased in ice.

[Xeroc]

John then said,

[NeoMatrix]

"The hills are

[danieldoof]

completely made of

[Opium]

chocolate and cheese"

[danieldoof]

, shortly before he

[e of pi]

was forced to

[Opium]

give up poppy-seeds

[e of pi]

because they turned

[danieldoof]

out to be

[e of pi]

evil aliens from

[Xeroc]

planet Z`'hg$5jk*g这jk!l, which

[e of pi]

was almost unpronouncible

[NeoMatrix]

for humans with

[e of pi]

only their one

[Opium]

tongue. Z`'hg$5jk*g这jk!l-ians were

[NeoMatrix]

protected by MIB

[Opium]

for fruitcake-baking during

[e of pi]

preparations for Borg

[NeoMatrix]

pie invasions and

[e of pi]

assimilation of bakers

[NeoMatrix]

who aren't members

[e of pi]

of the Pie

[NeoMatrix]

For Peace And

[Opium]

Charity movement of

[e of pi]

the leftwing branch

[Opium]

of Tree Frogs.

[e of pi]

Fortunately, the rightwingers

[Opium]

were having dinner

[e of pi]

and thus did

[Opium]

not bake pie

[e of pi]

so were not

[Opium]

subject to assimilation.

[e of pi]

The Borg tried

[NeoMatrix]

to manipulate the

[e of pi]

rightwingers to stop

[NeoMatrix]

throwing pie at

[e of pi]

drones leading the

[NeoMatrix]

Anti-Pi Rebellion with

[e of pi]

the aid of

[Opium]

The Jedi Knights

[danieldoof]

and the almighty

[NeoMatrix]

Knights of the

[e of pi]

Shrubbery and Keepers

[Opium]

of Herb Gardens

[danieldoof]

that were almost

[e of pi]

pretty, but not

[NeoMatrix]

as tall as

[Opium]

sweet Mary Jane

[NeoMatrix]

on her stilts

[e of pi]

during the monsoons of

[NeoMatrix]

late spring.

[e of pi]

Meanwhile, back at

[Opium]

Paramount Studios, a

[e of pi]

team of evil

[NeoMatrix]

directors were planning

[Opium]

"Star Trek: The

[Chancellor Valium]

Reign of Sutekh".

[Opium]

This Klingon-operetta-style

[e of pi]

performance scared the

[NeoMatrix]

living daylights out

[e of pi]

the movie critics

[Opium]

but audiences loved

[e of pi]

anyway because of

[NeoMatrix]

the fact that

[Opium]

Cathrine Zeta-Jones starred

[e of pi]

in "a superlative

[NeoMatrix]

acting performance that

[e of pi]

let's the cat

[NeoMatrix]

out of the

[e of pi]

alcove about the

[Opium]

bookcase" said Siskel

[e of pi]

, the lead critic

[NeoMatrix]

from the group

[e of pi]

assigned by the

[NeoMatrix]

Critics In Black

[e of pi]

to review the

[Opium]

new operetta that

[e of pi]

Catherine Zeta-Jones had

[Opium]

turned down, due

[danieldoof]

to the poisonous

[NeoMatrix]

apple pie rumor

[e of pi]

about the sky

[Opium]

-blue blueberry pie

[NeoMatrix]

that could sing

[e of pi]

the blues, but

[Opium]

made no sense

[e of pi]

because of its

[Opium]

singing pie and

[e of pi]

strong suothen accent.

[NeoMatrix]

Anyway, rumors aside,

[e of pi]

it wasn't too

[NeoMatrix]

long ago that

[e of pi]

they tried to

[Opium]

supress talkies and

[danieldoof]

all the other

[NeoMatrix]

mimes with time

[e of pi]

on their hands

[Opium]

and feet. John

[danieldoof]

on the other

[Opium]

movie set was

[NeoMatrix]

dueling with Wesley

[e of pi]

Crushed, late of

[Opium]

something. Wesley whined

[NeoMatrix]

because his scene

[e of pi]

in the next

[Xeroc]

section of this

[Opium]

movie were altered

[danieldoof]

because he lacked

[Opium]

any fighting skills

[danieldoof]

needed for the

[Opium]

scenes he was

[NeoMatrix]

going to die

[Opium]

many times because

[NeoMatrix]

of John's curse

[Opium]

and intrepid acting

[Xeroc]

and such. Naturally,

[Opium]

Wesley whined about

[e of pi]

his lack of

[NeoMatrix]

interest in pie

[e of pi]

flavored like gagh

[danieldoof]

cause he thought

[NeoMatrix]

his stomach would

[e of pi]

implode spontaneaously if

[whoiam]

he ever tried

[NeoMatrix]

it while not

[Opium]

singing showtunes and

[NeoMatrix]

spinning around in

[e of pi]

three continuing words :wink:

[Opium]

Wesley cried over

[NeoMatrix]

spilled milk, but

[whoiam]

his tears did

[Opium]

bring back some

[whoiam]

faint vestiges of

[NeoMatrix]

a time when

[Opium]

whiny kids ruled

[e of pi]

over the world

[danieldoof]

and he was

[e of pi]

thus forced to

[Opium]

join in and

[NeoMatrix]

actually do something

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[Chancellor Valium]

Topic Title was

[e of pi]

dead, long live

[Opium]

The Queen. This

[Chancellor Valium]

patriotic message was

[e of pi]

subliminaly inserted via

[Chancellor Valium]

postage stamps into

[e of pi]

the brains of

[Chancellor Valium]

monkeys called Gladys

[Opium]

. However, someone discovered

[Chancellor Valium]

that the Gladyses

[NeoMatrix]

and The King

[Chancellor Valium]

were busy dancing

[e of pi]

the can-can on

[NeoMatrix]

the movie set

[e of pi]

of Star Trek:

[Opium]

The Mega-Musical Spectacular

[NeoMatrix]

At Moulin Rouge

[Opium]

In Chicago featuring

[e of pi]

The Most Astounding

[NeoMatrix]

Farts Ever Heard.