Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Okay, so if these people are can run through walls, cant pick anything up, and can fall through doors, why arent they falling through the floors?



A: Yah, he's clumsy, he realizes happiness isnt a fish you can catch; he tried going to the spiritual machines, he changed his same to Naveed, now we dont know if he'll live. He doesnt think there is a place for him in this galaxy.

((hehe, 17 mentioned Contact, I'll give a smiley to anyone who can identify what I'm alluding to in the above answer) :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I heard they are throwing Bob out of the Borg Collective.

A: You took the answer right out of my brain[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Cuts a piece out of Neo's brain. 42? What's this?

A: Isn't Earth supposed to figure out the [i:post_uid0]question[/i:post_uid0], instead of the answer?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Does Earth have an answer?

A: Yay, the Netherlands won. Oh wait, they beat the US. NOOOOOO![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you watching the poodle races? What's happening?



A: Answers are something you have to come up with yourself, young one.


(still no one has figured out where the things in my last post came from!)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it possible to generate random answers to life's most difficult questions?

A: Can you give me a different answer?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: No. I wont marry you, I just met you. Anything else?


A: lol! He's so cute! *sigh* I wish he were my boyfriend! *swoon*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think NeoMatrix is hot?

A: Hey, you answered it, not me[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Universe to Earth. 42.

A: You just made the biggest mistake in your life.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look, I made chili

A: Please rephrase that using a Topic Title format[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Topic Title? Is like one-by-onestory? Answer-Question game? TopTens? GAS? WA?



A: No, I didnt mean Neo, I meant Johnny Depp, although I'm sure Neo would be fine.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So who were you talking about if you werent talking about Neo?

A: Topic Title was unlike anything you have seen before in these forums.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was Topic Title like?



A: The only way to answer that is in vague, uncertain terms.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How would Kosh describe Topic Title?

A: Yeah? Well, you're a dis.. dysle.. bad speller![/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. You're tsupid, aren't you?

---

A. Well, if I had to pick three, I'd pick Riker, La Forge, and Porthos.


Edited because I got beaten to the punch[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you have DDA?



A: Super-human blue aliens of DOOM.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, what do you think will be the new forum obsession?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like Minbari Prime.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does the "Planet of the Old Forum Obsessions" look like?



A: Frodo. Sam. Walking down a road.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Can you name for me a ringbearer, a gardener, and a way to get from one place to another?

--

A. Even prettier than Legolas.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Johnny is soooo good, soooo talented,sooooo cool, I think may even be....



A: Wow, Legolas is so beautiful, but I think that guy is even better.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Opium, have you made up your mind about the guy you are going to marry?

A: A train in the sky[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What were you looking at in your cough-syrup induced craziness?



A: You're just a sad, lost redshirt.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Hey, this hot woman I just met is looking for some salt. Do you have any?

---

A. No. No. A thousand times no.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are we there yet?

A: Yes. Yes. A thousand times Yes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you have a huge crush on Liza Minelli?



A: If a sun rises, then a moon must set, unless it is still within view.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you know when the day has offically begun?

A: It's your turn to cue the sun to rise.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm just going to sleep till the sun is on the highest point. Got any problems with that?

A: You're a solatic.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Whenever the sun comes out I go nuts. I run around like a rapid wolverine and howl at the bright yellow disc in the sky. What do you think is wrong with me?

--

A. "Masks."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is The Master of Disguise's favorite movie?

A: That's not a movie doofus, it's a book.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is 'Cat's Eye' a "Movie Doofus?"



A: If you dont even know the difference between book-cannon and movie-cannon, then dont even bother to try.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Which of these pieces of artillery should I use to shoot at that troop of movies up there on the hill?

...

A. Kaboom. Loud flash of light. Sound of glass tinkling.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happens if I stomp on this nitrogen triiodide?

A: Star Trek: The Drinking Game.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you drinking everytime you see a string holding up an alien? What are you playing?


A: Goody![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did that redshirt yell as he fell off the cliff?

A: The echo never came back to me[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q; What happened when you yelled "Sa'ar Chasm" into the big chasm?


A: Well, I guess if it is really necassary...no.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I hide behind you next time someone wants to kill me?

A: Nice weather, eh? At least, if you like being frozen to death.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:*Freezing*

A: I know what you are but what is this?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What a piece of junk!


A: The mailbox gave it away.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How did you figure out my house number?

A: Only two, really.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many cookies did you eat?

A: Are you sure the monster came in this room and took a cookie?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, while dubya went to the living room to eat a cookie, some insane killer bombed the gathering room. That's why all the dead bodies are there.

A: He got out conveniently well, don't you think?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Somehow the killer escaped without anyone seeing him

A: Sorry, you used up all your hints. You must find the killer on your own now.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where did the killer go after he struck, and why did he wait till Dubya was out of the room?

A: Where were you at that time, anyway?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I came back to life after something big happened. I remember someone with a plasmanade, then a big flash.

A: AHA! a clue

(This must be our new obsession, lol)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I found this black feather at the front door.

A: Not all of them died. Look, that one is still alive. I think he calls himself Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did he kill everyone in the room?

A: For that, you get a free clue[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Um, no, I don't know whose fingerprint that is, but I can recite "Yankee Doodle" backwards. Does that count for anything?

A: It was the pizza delivery boy, Your Evilness.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who ate all the "Special Chilli" that I left on the doorstep. Was it Porthos?


A: A large binder full of stuff I should be studying.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the clue you found on the table in the den with the notes? A: This is out of whack, dont you agree?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:
What is going on![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:
What is going on?



A: Look, I know you feel that way, the thing is, I just dont care.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Isn't it kinda odd the Answer --> Question game has been silent for so long?

A: I would, but I'm afraid of the mysterious killer.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, why don't you find out why the Answer --> Question game has been silent for so long?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because there wouldn't be any room for your legs.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why cant I buy this car?

A: All signs say the killer went down this path, not the one with all the evidence on it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, Data! Why are you going out the holodeck door? Moriarty clearly went down the road IN the holodeck, the one with all the footprints, blood, and the scarf that says "Property of Moriarty".


A: The 'zing' just wasnt there, so it was cancelled.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why was the murder mystery show cancelled?

A: So is this what you are going to do for two months while you wait for the next new episode of Enterprise.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm bored. I think I'll five the unabridged English dictionary.


A: No, of course not. On an unrelated note, do you happen to have any rope I could borrow?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You arent going to go insane because of Enterprise reruns, are ya?

A: Diplomatic Solution[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So you take a diplomat, throw him in water, and hope he dissolves? What do you call that?

A: What do you mean, I couldn't recognize a killer if he killed random civilians in front of my eyes?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You couldnt even regonize a miller if the miller milled in front of your eyes.


A: The redshirt got to say that![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: GAK!

A: You canŽt kill him, because that would be in violation with the human rights.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I kill the murderer?

A: Be careful what you pun for[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There was a guy who died. His funeral was on top of a big hill. Then, suddenly, a mourner hit the coffin. Well, the coffin went sliding down the big hill, and right into the local drug store! The coffin hit the pharmacists desk. The coffin lid popped up, the guy popped up, and said, "Druggist, do you have anything to stop this coffin?"
Get it? Coughing? Coffin? HA!


A: That was oddly long and pointless.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: <s>Oh look, a long dulled stick</s>

Q: Remember that pun you told me yesterday?

A: Get to the point or else I point this at you.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh look! You're holding a little water gun. You know, that reminds of the time that we were all bored backstage during a long rehearsal and this guy desided to fill the water gun and he started to squirt it at people and then he stopped.


A: The top hat man went up the stairs and gave a speech.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what happened after they announced the winner for best mall drama?

A: The winner of that award was John[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I heard that John, Top Hat Man, Redshirt #8 and Wesley were up for best death-scene-that-arent-death-scenes-and-therefore-they-come-back-to-annoy-more-people awards. Who won?


A: The answer is... Top Hat Man![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The Question is...Who fixed your electrical last week?

A: This answer has been left blank to annoy you[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] This question has been left blank to irritate you.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Don't blame me, it said so on that piece of paper.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you blame me for writing that message on the piece of paper?

A: Don't you just love the endless loops[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you go on a roller coaster you get dizzy?



A: Wow! You cold market that or something.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I just came up with this great idea. It's a box with a banana-shaped thingy attached to it. It allows you to talk to others who have the same box over great distances!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] No! That's not an option![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If you need some toothpaste, here's $5-walk to the story down the street.

A: But why is all the rum gone? Top Hat Man and I wanted to drink and watch "The Matrix".[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I hope you didnt mind me coming here and eating lunch.

A: Out of rum? Then just replicate some more.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So children, what's the lessen we've learned today?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It will not protect you. You wear it, it does not wear you.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look Sam, I got me a cloak that protects me.

A: Congrats, you bagged a murderer[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Eww, what do you think is in this big heavy smelly bag?

A. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the Witch King's motto?



A: Yes Sam, and we may even meet The Top Hat Man Elf.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are we going down this path to see the wizard?

A: Um, its yellow. I prefer normal looking roads.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Follow follow follow follow follow the yellow brick road!



A: I guess that was obvious.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Isn't it obvious?

A: Are you thinking I knew the answer to that before you asked the question?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And so then the prof said...



A: It's the Question Answer game![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is this game we are playing? I got lost about 10 pages ago.

A: You will find the answer over in One-by-One Story[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Does Odo marry Kira ever? Does John die? Is Chakotay sitting on the keys?



A: Well, for that, you must look in the Group Adaptive Story.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Umm, I've forgotten. Why did 17 want to kill me again?




A: Because I can't go for that![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you stop running for president of 5MV?

A: Nobody will ever notice[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think anyone will realize that the original writing team of Enterprise was replaced with a writing team from Murder She Wrote?


A: Ziiiiing! I guess you cant find a topic to say THAT in![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick, come up with something that requires a new topic.

A: So soon, you dont need a calender to measure it[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How long does this post take to post?



A: That was a little pointless, but also informative.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You are number 1!

A: Smell your feet and eat beets[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does Dr. Phil recommend for people who have a loss of flexibility?



A: Well, if you wore a pink rose, it would make everything better.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Everything has gone wrong. My ship blew up, my girlfriend dumped me, and now my favorite florist is dead. What should I do now?

A: Step one: Place finger on button. Step Two: Push Button. Step Three: Hold on.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do explode the Moon?



A: Why did you do THAT?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I just read the instruction manual on how to blow up the moon.

A: Step One: Aim. Step Two: Fire. Step 3: Repeat[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How can I destroy AOL?

A: Because I felt like it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you just call Al Gore the "Top Hat Man"?


A: That doesnt make sense, but because you're annoying, I'll pretend it does.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where is this Top Man in Hat and Sheridan John?

A: Going by those directions, you want me to make 4 left turn. Wouldn't that put me right back where I was?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Okay, drive down Second, turn left onto Smith, turn left onto Turnerleaf Avenue. Got that?



A: Well,I can only answer that yes, it is illegal to blow up stuff. For the rest of your question, you will have to ask an expert.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Opium, is it illegal to blow stuff up? Also, what does this ticking sound mean?

A: This package is ticking, I wonder if it is a.....[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Dont touch that! It's full of pyrotechnics for the Rolling Grandpa's show!



A: Wow. That is SO not hot.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Watch as I will now perform the biggest stunt of all time. *BOOM*

A: Wow, he really took off, out of this world even.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you seen Johnny Depp in POTC? I mean, before he did tons of great smaller flicks. But he's so great in it, it really launched his pop-culture career!


A: Simply because it glitters does not mean it is gold.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is that gold you are wearing?

A: I went to sleep on the Enterprise, but when I woke up, I was on Voyager. Wierd[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John, how was your time in "Group Adaptive Story"?


A: It's a cross-wise question that must be answered by a professional, not me.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think that is enough duct tape?

A: Only the Key Maker can answer that question, but he is not in right now, so take a number and he will be with you shortly.[/color:post_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. How do you make a Floridian island?


A. She was last seen running away, screaming something about Klingon children.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened to Dr Pulaski? Why did she stop serving on the Enterprise?


A: Pink! No, blue! No wait, green with yellow duckies![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What would you say if someone asked you about your favourite colour, and you want to annoy him?

A: I refuse to answer any question that has anything to do with Harry Potter.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you enjoy reading about the Hairy Pot...?

A: Harry Potter? No, I was talking about the Hairy Pothead your mom wrote an article about in the paper.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: Do you want to rent Harry Potter or Shrek?</s>
*sigh*
Q: So you wanted to rent Harry Potter for your grad party?



A: That's a good old British theme, eh?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you want to go with this theme for the 47th British Trek Fans Convention?

A: I would go, but my costume makes me look invisible[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Would you like to go to the house of mirrors? It costs $8.

A: All the Bells and Whistles.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does your new steam-engine have?



A: It's fun-tastic![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T`Pol, how do you like it so far in the Expanse?


A: There`s peanut butter in that nebula.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I want to go on a vacation, and I want it to be dangerous of TIME. Any suggestions?


A: I'm really hoping that was a bizarre quote, because the notion that you actually meant it is too disturbing to contemplate.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Yes, of course Orlando Bloom is hot, but you've got to admit that Bernard Hill is hotter, and of course, how could you forget Omar Sharif?



A: Perhaps it's a good thing you didnt go.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I was late and missed the Titanic.

A: Take it as a good sign[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I was going to post, "5MV sucks big-time and so does all its forumgoers", but then I had 25 seconds to think about it as I got a board sign that said, "You can only post every 25 seconds to avoid spamming".


A: If you think about it, it was a good thing it happened.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My house burned down last night! I lost my leisure suits, my sanity, and this weird old book I dug up recently that had Latin incantations on the inside and "Deftroying Ye World in Ye Ten Eafy Stepf" on the cover!" :crying:


A: Why are you singing the robot song?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/ I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/ I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/ I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/ I am a rusty robot/ my gears are needing oil/ I may be rusty now but/I used to shine like foil/


A: It's sort of like that, only bigger.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So does this model of the town actually represent the town in real life?

A: Set your phasers to cook[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the title of Worf's new cook book?



A: This doesnt have anything to do with anyone you would know. It's top secret.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I heard about this operation that Zeke was running from his secret lab. Who else is involved?

A: So secret that I don't even know, and its my secret.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So why have you been posting so many Top Ten lists?



A: Yah, it was cheesy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How much secret is your secret?


A: I think you should [i:post_uid0]really[/i:post_uid0] take a shower...[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Whew! I just walked 20 km a day through rainforest and sand and mud and dirt, and camped under tarps in muddy meadows. What do think I should do first? I was thinking going to the job interview.



A: It was just too funny to stop laughing![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what do you think of the joke that never ends?

A: Never ending? Nah, I had it stuck on repeat[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: WhatŽs with that never ending song of yours?

A: Let them sing![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Should I let them sing or tell them to get off the stage, Simon?

A: You wont find that on 5MV[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you know where i can find the latest FM: Days of our Lives?

A: Maybe, Maybe not.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think 5MV will "five" the One-By-One story or the Group Adaptive Story?


A: The Top Hat Man was piloting it.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did all the ground-to-air capable nations of the world fire fifty different kinds of missiles at that jet, anyway?


A: I am getting the distinct impression that you are incapable of taking a hint.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is the Top Hat Man annoying you? Do you not like him? Does he bug you? Are you annoyed by the thought of a Top Hat Man? Does it worry you that he wanders around malls? Are you listening to me? Why are you ignoring my talks about the Top Hat Man?


A: Well, but that's no reason to punish John and the Top Hat Man![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh my! Opium, I know you're going to hate hearing this, but I have just proven that John and the Top Hat Man were the ones behind the Columbia disaster, the JFK assassination, AND the reality show craze! They must surely pay dearly for all this!



A: Yeah, whatever. Hey, what happens if I press the Insert and Delete keys simultaneo--[i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]<span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'>BOOOM</span>[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: ....so never pour beer on the computer unit or press the "insert" and "delete" buttions on at the same time. If you do, you may experience a huge [b:post_uid0]<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>[color=green:post_uid0]BOOM[/color:post_uid0]</span>[/b:post_uid0]. NAHTMM, have you been listening?


A: So anyways, yah, the Top Hat Man liked it.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Um, did the TopHatMan like the Mall Designs I made? Did he like the the fact that there are 7 stories. I hope he realizes that we cant afford to put an elevator in.

A: Oops, the answer you gave was late and not in the form of a question.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: ...so yah, that's why I think Al Gore will win the 2000 election.



A: Top Hat Man. John dying. Top Hat Man. John dying. Top Hat Man. John dying.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you seen "Children of Tama"? What did you think of it?

A: DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIE![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Kirk say to the uber-hot redshirt?


A: Well, John dies and the Top Hat Man wins.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What can possibly be bad about Seven/Chakotay?

A: Warp 20! NOW![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: But captain, the warp scale only goes up till warp ten, and nobody's even reached warp ten, anyway. Besides, you know this ship can go no faster than warp nine.

A: Stop mentioning him, for crying out loud![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: ....and then John died and the Top Hat Man won.



A: Well, I would rather ignore the rule than obey it, Mr. John and Top Hat Man.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: New Rule: No more mentioning of John or TopHatMan.

A: Then why do we have to suffer?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I really like to play bagpipes over loudspeakers.



A: So yah, I guess so, but I dont understand what that has to do with The Top Hat Man or John.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] You keep mentioning two individuals completely unknown to me.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because he didn't deserve it. And neither do you![/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why must everyone constantly berate the Top Hat Man?

A: Turn left. No, the other left![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where in this four-dimensional space do you think point P would be?

A: Guess what [i:post_uid0]I've[/i:post_uid0] been doing the whole day. Except travelling to Utrecht and back for [i:post_uid0]2.5 freaking hours[/i:post_uid0], that is.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I wrote this really long story about John and Top Hat Man. But then the story reached this part where the only solution was to have slash. Ew. So I killed them off. But guess what? They both came back! So that's what I spent my whole day doing. How about you?


A: Going all the way to there and then going all the way back.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what is a short vacation?

A: I missed the train, now I have to find another way to get back here.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you banging your head agaist the wall?



A: John. Top Hat Man. In the basement.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I heard there is a new version of Clue. You guess who is going to duel to the death and where.

A: Chili. Pie. In the Bathroom[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *Restuarant Insurance Form* What food items caused your illness, and where, if anywhere, did you feel ill?



A: John. Top Hat Man. In the basement.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who did you tie up with duct tape and where?

A: At least they had cable in the basement[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Didn't you love your attic suite? Quiet, 1800 sq feet, ocean view, mountain view, city view...all amenities but cable...luxuries kitchen, with food supplied...top-notch computer...


A: John. Top Hat Man. In the basement.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the most pointless (not to mention annoying) answer to this question?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Well, it's a recursive acronym. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick! The English prof is coming our way. Say something intellegent-sounding!

(sad but true, I've both said and heard the above Q) ;)

A: You were probably expecting, "John. Top Hat Man. In the basement".[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who's what in the whatment?

A: I distantly remember someone about a mysterious killer...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you remember from the unsolved case?

A: I feel the mysterious killer is right under our noses.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I smell trouble.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You can if you use a telescope.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I don't see anyone on Mars

A: Ok, enough with the scans doc.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does that sign on Mars say?



A: Okay, but make sure your scaenae frons is not so colourful as to interupt the catharsis.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you drunk? Please give me a sign you aren't

A: It's too late Doc, he is going to live.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I give the redshirt this highly controversial syrup which, if it works, could make him a super-human and usher in a new age of medicine, or could make him die.


A: John. Top Hat Man. These are the men you want.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We need some characters to kill off this episode. Who do you suggest?

A: I would, but I need to be at the mall by 1[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's 12:52...do you have time to pick up The Man in the Top Hat so he can wander the mall in a dazed and confused manner?



A: No, that would be too hard a way of doing it.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ooh, I know! Let's kill John with a machine gun this time.


A: All right, that does it. Tell Ensign Sue to report to the airlock immediately.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain Archer, Ensign Sue survived the Away Mission

A: Wait, if all Redshirts die, how do we get to be officers?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Let me put it this way: All redshirts die. Except for Mary Sues of course. And we are definitely not Mary Sues.


A: What are you complaining about? It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to understand what I mean.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look, Reed, I know you want to mix dynamite with sharp peices of diamods, but it really isnt viable to mine or ship 30 tons of diamonds...


A: I know you think that, but it's not like that at all! Really![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It seems you have a crush on that guy over there. You must have a thing for guys in top hats.

A: No fair, all he has to do is die to get out of sticky situations.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Guess what, Neo! You get to be the Ringbearer of The One Ring with John!


A: Poor old John. He can't even get to do that![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you know the DMS (Department of Motor Starships) denied John a license because his frequent death record, or maybe its because he died in line 3 times?

A: Well, nothing dangerous ever really happens in the mall.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How come Top Hat Man is still around? Doesnt he wander around malls in a dazed and confused manner? Wouldnt this be enough to kill him (although I bet he would just come back, and back, and back...)


A: Yah, I guess you're right; but I should still as John and Top Hat Man.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We need to cut some characters for the budget issue. Do you think that talking dog sould be cut?

A: I thought you took care of this[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look at the new ship "Voyager"!



A: If you can't do it right, do it slowly.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Iiits haaard tooo tyepe fasat

(I could have been bad and put something sexual, lol)

A: hmmm, must be a good sale[/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The saleboat goes fast (revenge of the bad spellers)

A: Protoman Jack-In!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What movie are you thinking of getting for your video night?

(I also could have put something dirty...but didnt ;) )

A: Carnival Sing-A-Long![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how do you plan on taking over the universe tonight?

A: That would work, but you need more of the secret ingredient to help bring out the explosive tastes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think of my concept of "Straight Eye for the Straight Guy"? Or do you think it needs some other kind of clothing taste?


A: Sometimes you really should, "Think Pink".[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My House is pink, my car is pink, all my clothes are pink, and I live on Pink Street. However, my favorite color is red.

A: The previous comment was made up and does not represent reality.[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We all live in a yellow submarine.

A: I like to work at being lazy.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Bob, tell me that you are working on something.

A: Im not working hard, im hardly working[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wow! You working really hard on that Pun Vocab assignment!


A: Apu said so, that's why.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do I have to say this to the Captain?

A: Attention Crew, due to a tragic event, you will have a substitute captain. I left a duty list for you all to do until I return to duty. Please be nice to the substitute, for she will report any misbehaved crew members upon my return.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, I think you should explain to the crew why Hoshi is walking around with a tiara.



A: Mayweather, there are times when you just have stay quiet and listen.[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mayweather: ...


A: Well, of course I won't mention the Top Hat Man. Whoops![/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What haven't we done in twelve posts and will continue to not do?

A: There's klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is William Shatner's new record called?



A: I think Enterprise based him on Top Hat Man...with a little John mixed in.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who does Daniels (that future guy on Enterprise) remind you of?

A: We could always go over or under instead of around it. It is a 3D universe, right?[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] No! A nebula that will melt our brains if we go through! 5 years to get around it. 1 year to go through it. We have no choice. Doc, prepare the stasis pods.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Yes, we can. You're not thinking four-dimensionally.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We could just go across Canada...I dont think we can go "diagonally updown frontback aroundthrough" to get from Toronto to Vancouver...



A: So you're saying...if I do this, there will be consequences?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: From this day forward, you might not want to mention [deleted by the Forbidden Characters Police] anymore.

A: Don't you know he already has one?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, I can give John a Top Hat for his birthday

A: Well..umm...Well...ahhh...Well...no actually[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you want to date T'Pol?



A: I don't think Top Hat Man or John will like that very much.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The only solution is to kill Top Hat Man [i:post_uid0]and[/i:post_uid0] John, and make sure they DON'T COME BACK.

A: Well yes, but... That doesn't mean you can just take it![/color:post_uid0]

[Naki]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: i thought this was my ship

A: No, due to international copyright laws it is not godzilla it only looks like hime, but still we should run like it is godzilla![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wow, is that godzilla?


A: I will not be able to avoid saying those phrases, sorry.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I want you to stop saying those forbidden phrases.

A: If you do, then you will not be able to be back in time to save Earth[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I think I'm just gonna go save Qo'noS from tribbles or something.

A: I speak tlhIngan whenever I want to speak tlhIngan, yaj?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Stop speaking that gobblygoop and get back to reading Nancy Drew!



A: Or they may have, oh I dont know, went on vacation and forgot to write?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Berman and Braga are making us wait for Enterprise on purpose. There's a major cliffhanger and they don't want to explain for a while.

A: That's another possibility. Let's run.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: That noise [i:post_uid0]may[/i:post_uid0] have been the police running away in terror as you said, but what if it was just them loading their guns?

A: So first we put giant megaphones at the north and south poles, then we play Pinky and the Brain music endlessly, and then when everybody goes crazy, we steal all their left shoes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how are you going to annoy all those people in standing in line for three days waiting for "Star Wars: More CGI, Less Plot"?


A: Look, over there! There is the answer, in that mall![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's common knowledge the answer is 42. Now just to find a question.

A: Very nice, but I asked for the question.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]not the Q: The Answer is yes, with apple sauce.

A: Guards! Monsters are attacking![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh, look, there are John and TopHatMan back again. What do you say to THAT?


A: Aye! That's a mighty big Horn of Gondor![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is that noise? GAK!

A: Oh goodie, I earned a "GAK! immunity for a week" card for doing that.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So you made John stay dead for three whole hours?

A: My mommy says I shouldn't talk to strangers.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why didn't you shake John and TopHatMan's hands at the "AnnoyingLand Character Theme Park"?



A: That's Johnny Depp, silly![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who's that guy wearing a top hat over there?

A: Right. Exactly how was I supposed to know that?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The first number is one.

A: Today's story is about *beep* and *beeeeeep*...[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, Prof, why did you rate today's lecture as "R"?


A: Over their you will find the books-whose-subjects-you-should-not-speak-of.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Excuse me. Where can I find books on the correct way to spell 'there'?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I think he's the sort of man people emigrate to avoid.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who's the magician wandering around some mall, over there?

A: Don't know, don't care... So who was it?[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Would you happen to know someone who always answers a question with a question?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Why would I want to use that one when I have a perfectly good one right here?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You need to use paint from [i:post_uid0]this[/i:post_uid0] can for the rest of the fence.

A: Of [i:post_uid0]course[/i:post_uid0] I want one, but only if it smells nice.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you want a bag of old potatoes?


A: Look, I realize you dont like him, but at least try and get along![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You put me in the same room as TopHatMan, and you expect me to be nice to him?

A: Rubarb[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: In your opinion, what should be the next forum obsession?

A: Yes, he asked for my number.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did the Man selling the Rubarb call you today?

A: Not so bright, ain't he?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I think John just ate some moldy rubarb and some rubarb leaves.


A: I guess it's not my fault then, even though I talk about John and TopHatMan[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you know the newly created character known as Mr Rubarb is mad because John and TopHatMan keep stealing his spotlight?

A: What do you mean you got lost in the mall?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I followed this guy in the mall, but he was wandering all over and was wearing a top hat and seemed dazed and confused, and then I got lost.


A: A+A cannot equal B. I dont think it can. Can it?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If A+1 equals B, and C+2 equals A, while 3xC equals B, does A+A equal B?

A: Ehm, I suppose...[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How does one pronounce the letter immediately following "ehl" in the English alphabet?


A: Dangerous of PIE, yes.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is the road up ahead dangerous?

A: I will take Annoying Characters for 500, Alex[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And our newest catagory, called, 'Wesley, Chakotay and John"?


A: Are you trying to say something about TopHatMan and John? Because you are being much to subtle...[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you really think of TopHatMan and John?


A: John! No wait, TopHatMan! Or maybe Mr. Rubarb...[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who is your favourite annoying character?

A: Everybody, say hello to Mr. Rubarb. He's new in our facility.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Well, who's this coming to John and TopHatMan's bar, "The Characters who we never want to talk about but do because it's fun nonetheless".

A: That was needlessly long, and I really, how long can you keep insulting them?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I give it a couple of generations before we actually forget about them for good.

A: Nice shoes[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Neo! What do you think of my new hair colour? (Pause) Neo? Are you listening?

A: You did not win WWII single-handedly.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Aye, one curled more too! Single-handedly!



A: If you wanted it to make sense, you shouldnt have included the Forbidden Characters.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what did you think of my story? Does it make any sense?

A: "Keeping water dry for dummies." Nic must have written that...[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look at this bathroom graffiti! It's all so silly and dumb!



A: Ouch! Baguettes hurt![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17: Are you decaheptaphobic yet? Are you? ::THWAP::

A: I just love that word.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So anyways, we then had to write an essay on the word "Catharsis"...


A: That's a great topic to write about.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I feel inspired today! I think I'll write a 10,000 essay on the merits of having dark forest green carpet instead of, say, forest green carpet in one's front room.


A: Ooo, good idea! Then I could make a lot of fish-related puns.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How about you become a Department of Fisheries officer?



A: [Pres. Bush to Prime Minister Martin]: Yes, but then I ate the bowl![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: [Prime Minister Martin to Pres. Bush]: Did you like the bowl of wax fruit I gave you?

A: You might want to return to the past Marty and get my car.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look, Pres Bush, I'm sorry about Canada beating you in the car race, but really...


A: Maybe try again in a week or so.[/color:post_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What if we miss the lightning bolt?

A: AAA! Everything's gone dark![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:{Q to Picard} Okay, good night, I'm going to turn out the lights, including the stars!


A: TopHatMan and John need to make an appearance, too![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So if 17 wants to kill a story, what should she include in the story?

A: Nope, we tried that before and look where we are now.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you ever tried killing a thread by introducing a disposable, washable, recylable character?


A: Spelling is for those not on cough syrup! And TopHatMan and John![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you having a hard time spelling on your fivers?

A: Pants[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] When you go on vacation, what do you bring?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Of course! Replying to that would have been inappropriate.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why didnt you reply when I asked if you were in love with TopHatMan and John? Well? Tell me why not!


A: That is a private matter which is only appropriate for your psyciatrist and your livejournal.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I see dead people

A: I see them too[/color:post_uid0]