Answer --> Question game

[KillerGodMan]

Q: The Big poll is stuck in the rock!

A: It's with Ginga's Sig-Kitty

[Hotaru]

Q: Where's the latest fiver?


A: I don't think that'll fit under the christmas tree.

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Where do you want me to put this elephant? Under the Christmas tree with the other presents?


A: No, I'm doing it because I just don't appreciate people who try to kill me. I'm funny like that.

[Scooter]

Q: Are you roasting me over a slow fire because you think I'll taste good?


A: Instead of five, let's do seven.

[Rayinne]

Q: OK, the game's five card stud, 1-3-1. Everyone fine with that?

A: ...that is a big weapon.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Look at my big gun!

A: Try my locker

[Hotaru]

Q: Anyone have any pin-ups of pantsman?


A: Oh, John, from Canada! Yeah, he's dead!
I haven't seen that commercial forever then... BAM! There it is.

[Xeroc]

Q: Have you heard about John's brother, John, from Canada?
Have you ever noticed commercials sometimes come back from the dead?


A: In a nutshell, yes.

[Opium]

Q: Where's John?


A: How does egg nog sound?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What should I put the poison into?

A: I'm going to kill him for that!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: John just stole your pie

A: Computer: Ensign, please finish your command. Hello, are you there? I feel lonely without you.

[Opium]

Q: Computer, please give all your information to the new, better model that we are about to install. Then, self-destruct yourself, and...ooo! a promotion!


A: Bye bye.

[Xeroc]

Q: You're leaving?


A: A domino is always helpful in a tight spot.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Hey, it's the Dog of Doom!

A: Not really, no

[NAHTMMM]

Q: The Dominion ships are still attacking and I'm all out of playing cards AND dice! Now what do I do?
You truly meant that, yes?



A: San Francisco's in Utah, right?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What are you looking at that map of Utah for?

A: I said I don't know!

[Xeroc]

Q: Are you sure you don't know?


A: Nuts, and that was a pretty good proccessor too.

[Opium]

Q: What were you grinding up in this food processor before it died?



A: I would love one of those for Christmas.

[Xeroc]

Q: Would you like a theater for christmas?


A: A medium sized one will do fine.

[Opium]

Q: What kind of theatre do you think I would like?


A: here's a picnic table.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I need a stage to perform this scene.

A: Computer: Your uniform is located in Holodeck 1

[Opium]

Q: Picard: Why am I dressed in a bathrobe?


A: All the stage's a world.

[Xeroc]

Q: What did the actor philosopher say?


A: Lights! Camera! Donuts!

[Rayinne]

Q: Hey, what would happen if we made Homer Simpson part of a stage crew?

A: It's obscenely broken, and YOU KNOW IT.

[Opium]

Q: I just hit the cane to see if it would hold...
(true story)


A: That's not a zap strap.

[Hotaru]

Q: Was it you who ordered this jock strap?


A: DON'T BE PERVY MASTER CHARLIE!

[Opium]

Q: What is this wierd looking thingy stuff?



A: Fop. He's a fop. Just. Plain. Fop.

[Xeroc]

Q: He's a what?


A: Parallel Proccessing should do the trick.

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Do you know of any computer algorithms designed to handle non-intersecting lines?




A: It's a computer mouse. It doesn't HAVE legs.

[Opium]

Q: Why does this cat toy not have any legs?


A: Theatre, then more theatre, then Tim Hortons, and then more theatre.

[Xeroc]

Q: So, what do you like, in order of preference?


A: It's a hypoflooric room.

[Opium]

Q: What's this room with a puffy floor?


A: Like, dude!

[Scooter]

Q: Dude, what do you call it when you're kinda fond of someone?



A: 6 million granny smith apples.

[Xeroc]

Q: What in the heck are these sixteen semis delivering!?


A: Way, way, way too many.

[Hotaru]

Q: As a forum, do you think we've made to many chili/tophatman/john jokes?

A: Spelling is for LOSERS!

[Opium]

Q: Wad yaa sae 2 dat?



A: That's cold.

[Hotaru]

Q: Solid nitrogen! Isn't that cool?


A: I've just begun!

[Opium]

Q: Is Ichi going to be the new catchphrase.


A: Well, TopHatMan likes it, and John loves it, so buy it!

[Hotaru]

Q: Do you think I should buy this top hat?


A: It's on his Greatest Hits Album.

[Opium]

Q: Where can I get William Shatner singing that Slim Shady song that he did on Futurama?



A: Go stage left. There are no klingons there.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I'm covered in Velcro and I need to get out!

A: It seems to be so, Mr. Squishyfoot...

[Ginga]

Q: That can't be so, Mr. Stickyhand!

A: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Fuyu_Ginga/orangekitty.gif

[Xeroc]

Q: We want SigKitty! *chanting* :D


A: Battery-powered fan.

[Opium]

Q: What sort of engine do the Archer-era shuttle crafts use?

A: A boy named Mary-Sue.

[Rayinne]

Q: I wonder what they'd name a song about Wesley?

A: That's my favorite temporal anomaly.

[Hotaru]

Q: Did you see the temporal inversion field?


A: The answer to your question can be found using technobabble!

[Xeroc]

Q: Ahh! The reactor is going to blow! What should we do?


A: A few cheese graters would be perfect.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Seven, you have encountered these Cheeseballs before while you were part of the Borg. What is the best way to defeat them?

A: An episode focusing on the new transporters on Enterprise? All I can say is that it is about time.

[Xeroc]

Q: Have you heard? It's new old future techonology week on Enterprise!


A: Personally, I'm anti-oxidant.

[Ginga]

Q: Are you anti-carbonant?

A: Why, yes, I saw that just yesterday.

[Opium]

Q: Look! Up in the sky! The huge hot-dog shaped spaceship from Austin Powers! Do you see it?



A: Ur goin 2 b ther?

[Ginga]

Q: Did you know I absolutely loathe when people use "u" in place of "you"? Now, anyway, about this party...

A: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

[Opium]

Q: R U goin 2 prom wit TopHatMan & John?


A: I...am...the...real...slim...shady.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Are you the real slim shady? Or are you just immitating?

A: Data, you're not making sense, shut up!

[Opium]

Q: I saw this episode of Futurama were William Shatner was playing Kirk for an alien and he was singing "The Real Slim Shady" the Shatner way.


A: Boohoo.

[Hotaru]

Q: No one likes Britney!


A: How inappropriate!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: TopHatMan took off his Top Hat, then left the mall.

A: That could be a problem.

[Hotaru]

Q: Did you hear? Tophatless-TopHatMan has gone crazy in the city!

A: In the firepit.

[Opium]

Q: Where is the Voyager DVD Giftset I gave you?


A: Oops, I did it again, I sang a new song, that sounds like the rest, oh baby baby.

[Hotaru]

Q: What did the crazy not-britney fan say about Britneys latest song that sounds no way like the others? Britney is so great, I'm glad you came to the Britney fan club meeting, Opium. Britney.

A: You can bittorent it.

[Xeroc]

Q: Cue the Britney impersonation!


A: Modern Art.

[Scooter]

Q: Hey, who's that guy over there that keeps talking about Jackson Pollack?



A: It is green.

[Opium]

Q: What is the colour of Britney's inspiration?


A: Oooo, shiny.

[Ginga]

Q: Check out this ruby!

A: Wings of Fire!!1

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Hi Ginga! I- What the heck is that music in the background?

A: I told the music guys to play Vertigo!

[Xeroc]

Q: What's that music playing?


A: It's a neat new program.

[Ginga]

Q: Hey, Xeroc, what's that you're cookin' there?

A: Hey, that's mine, you little p'taq!

[Scooter]

Q: Can I have this coffee mug?


A: I swear, I was on the moon, with Steve.

[Hotaru]

Q: Why are you wearing a space suit? And who were you talking too?


A: Julie Andrews did it!

[Ginga]

Q: Who put this Sound of Music DVD set here... with a Princess Diaries bonus disk...?

A: *flies away*

[Hotaru]

Q: Ginga, where in the world did you get that jetpack!?


A: Вы будете ассимилируете, сопротивление безрезультатны. <--(Russian)

[Ginga]

Q: Hotaru, teach me some Kyrgyzstanese.

A: Oh, it's not?

[Hotaru]

Q: Did you know the official language of Kyrgyzstan is russian, not Kyrgyzstanese?


A: answer forgotten

[Ginga]

Q: So, how would you feel if I used that little flashy thing from Men and Black on you right now? 'kay, cool. *puts on sunglasses and FLASH*

A: That's probably true, but I REALLY don't want to accept it!

[Hotaru]

Q: But this Janeway sucks t-shirt cost me over $100 dollars! It's your christmas present! You HAVE to take it!


A: You can fix that with a paperclip.

[Ginga]

Q: I "accidently" ripped your Christmas present into tiny shreds.

A: Yeh-herm, don't gimme that crap.

[Hotaru]

Q: Janeways is a man!


A: Are you going to hurt me?

[Ginga]

Q: OMG, you're really pushing it now.

A: I probably will!

[Hotaru]

Q: Are you going to give up Janeway as your new years resolution?


A: I kid, I kid.

[Ginga]

Q:

DX

You're really terrible.

A: What am I going to say to that?

[Hotaru]

Q: Scooter has sent me here to tell you, he loves you.



A: :oops:

[Ginga]

Q: http://www.startrek.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/kissy.gif

A: And that's when the apocalypse occured.

[Hotaru]

Q: They have officialy made Anti-matter radiation into a form of radiation!


A: Shhh! Movie!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: HEY YOU! What are you doing?

A: Because of that, it is not advisable to not put a swimming pool on a starship.

[Ginga]

Q: Artificial gravity sometimes fails on a starship.

A: You're number 1 and nothing less!

[Scooter]

Q: What would you say if I told you that it's really Hotaru who loves you?


A: I never would have suspected Chakotay of that.

[Opium]

Q: Chakotay used his pet rock as a paper wieght!


A: Goo.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, what do you want to call this slimy stuff the alien left behind?

A: They say our reputation procedes us, but I never knew it could travel at warp speed.

[Xeroc]

Q: Ah, yes we heard all about you on thursday.


A: I think that's too simplistic.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Captain, I'm convinced that Riker's problem is he's nuts!

A: That's why they invented turbo-lifts

[Rayinne]

Q: I just got caught in my chamber with that ensign! What do I do?

A: The F key is too close to the H key.

[Opium]

Q: What is wrong with the piano?


A: That's very incorrect.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I heard that Janeway and Picard are getting married.

A: Never believe what the tabloids say

[Xeroc]

Q: Frikin' 60 decks of stairs.


A: Alright, now, calm down and start from the beginning.

[Ginga]

Q: OMGOMGOMGLIEKTHEREWASTHISTHINGHAPPENINGANDLIEKAAAH HH!

A: Eek, an EM surge! RUN!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: As I was trying to explain before the last interuption, there is something I have been trying to tell you for the past season, but I have not been able to explain it until now. What I'm trying to say is that....

A: That must be the ransom note they left behind.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Why does this say "If you want to see Seko again, UPDATE Freakin 'Not Soon' or this will happen; Seko: GAK!" in various newpaper letters?

A: I'm still confused...

[Opium]

Q: This is a movie screen. You sit and watch movies on it.


A: Crusher and Picard FOREVER!

[Xeroc]

Q: Favorite 'ship?


A: That's a sailing ship.

[Rayinne]

Q: Me, I'm with the HMS Lionheart.

A: That just won't fit there.

[Opium]

Q: I put CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow in the Seko Has Been Kidnapped saga!


A: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some "water" *wink wink*

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What really happened on that day when you and Jill went up the hill?

A: That is such a lovely Christmas gift to give to him

[Xeroc]

Q: I'm giving TopHatMan a new Top Hat for christmas!


A: Ho, Ho, Ho, that's a good joke.

[Ginga]

Q: So this guy walks into a bar...

A: Hey, wait, let me finish.

[Opium]

Q: I heard it already.


A: Great, keep going!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So anyways, he walks into this bar...

A: Dude, there is more to the joke. Let me finish!

[Hotaru]

Q: So this guy walks into a bar! ...you want more?


A: That wasn't funny.

[Ginga]

Q: Okay, when you said I would jump off a bridge to see Kate, I didn't mean you could shove me off one.

A: That's t3h shiznit!

[Xeroc]

Q: Check out this complete set of voyager action figures!


A: x = 1

[Opium]

Q: The X has five lights! 2+2=5! X+2=4!



A: I hate to tell you, as it is amusing, but your pants are on fire.

[Ginga]

Q: Do you know why it seems to be so toasty in here?

A: Yeah, like I believe that.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Pantsman is really Leo

A: You'll have to talk the redshirt that just died, sorry

[Xeroc]

Q: So, where are we going, anyways?


A: About 6 kilos.

[Opium]

Q: How much is the wieght of Kirk's ego?


A: TOPHATMAN!

[richardson]

Q: Who is the most insane in here?

A: Okay, now you can panic.

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Hi, everyone. Sorry I forgot about getting you the extra ammo, I was too busy taking advantage of the castle's walls being ablaze from all those fire things the enemy is firing at us by cooking pancakes on them. Anybody want one?



A: Oh please, don't start in with that again.

[Ginga]

Q: G/J/V!!1

A: I love you!!

[Hotaru]

Q: NeoMatrix: Hi.


A: Santa!

[richardson]

Q: Who's that in the big red suit with that bat'leth? (Inside joke.)

A: Duck and cover!

[Scooter]

Q: What's the name of that detective team with the aquatic waterfoul and the sentient duvet?


A: Three strikes and you're out.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: How can I possibly be out? I didn't even swing at the ball!

A: DUCK!....too late...

[Hotaru]

Q: Cover! Where'd the insane CD go?

A: It's been cancelled.

[richardson]

Q) What happened to that borg lovers convention?

A) No, there is not a sig-kitty, only 5 billion fur-balls called "Tribbles" Say, want to buy one?

[Ginga]

Q: Where's Seko, is he in here?!

A: Oh, so that's what that was...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Oh, that was a...ummmm....UFO. Yeah, it was a UFO.

A: Sensors show that we are entering cartoonic space. Perhaps that is why we are being attacked with the Spongebob theme song.

[Scooter]

Q: Where are we, and why is the viewscreen all yellow?


A: I'm taking Transformation and Spells That Cause Gastric Distress (Grade 3).

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Scooter, why are you here at Queens?

A: No, no, no, the OTHER other way

[richardson]

Q) Is this how you assemble a string-sequence technobabble-tachyon- quark generator?

A) Crap, no, we're out of duct-tape for wood-boy.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Chakotay's nose fell off! Can you fix it?

A: That's....bad....very....very...bad............... ....................RUN!!!!

[Rayinne]

Q: Wow! Did you know that giant squids could fly?

A: The boss said so.

[Mj]

Q: Why are you slapping that fish?

A: No seriosly, i'm not there!

[MaverickZer0]

Q: But your location says 'behind you'!

A: I don't even want to know the answer to that.

[Opium]

Q: Do you think Severus Snape and CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow would make good friends in a crossover fic inolving rum, butterbeer, Legolas, and Picard/Crusher?


A: I can not stand such an abomination of P/C.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Seven/Neelix!

A: Oh, Oops! :oops:

[Opium]

Q: You just mentioned a nasty 'ship. Ew.


A: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[Xeroc]

Q: What happened to the viewscreen?


A: Drat-matic.

[Opium]

Q: Did you just double-post?

A: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Xeroc]

Q: So, what are your opinions on Antarctica?


A: Great. Just Bloody Perfect.

[Opium]

Q: Your mascara is running.


A: New!

[Xeroc]

Q: Is that building what I think it is?


A: Well, It is true that uh... basically, about this topic, the is, however, on to the next subject, like, approximately, well, y'know.

[Opium]

Q: Like...you mean, so they did this thing, and then that guy did stuff, and girl invented that thingy, and then more stuff happened?

A: Mary Poppins!

[Ginga]

Q: Who's one of the most evil people on Earth? In disguise as something happy, that is.

A: Why, yes, yes I am!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Are you going to convince Opium to write me as the one who saves Seko?

A: Sorry, I'm going to have to prod you with this stick

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey, wanna hear some puns?


A: Pennies. 100,000,000 of them.

[Rayinne]

Q: Whoa! Does that bag have a million bucks in it?

A: Do you mind? I'm trying to use stealth here.

[Xeroc]

Q: Pssssst. Have you seen anything?


A: Attach it to the hull.

[richardson]

Q) You got an idea as to what to do with this humongo roll of duct tape?

A) Meowsa.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Meow?

A: Not so Meow!

[Opium]

Q: How is China these days? Still loving Mao?


A: Hurry!

[Xeroc]

Q: I hear we're being chased by 100 ninjas - should I go any faster?


A: I wouldn't put my money on that.

[richardson]

Q) so I take it the cubs are going to win this year?

A) RUN FOR YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIFE! :twisted:

[Xeroc]

Q: Ack! Are you the Exterminator?


A: GAA-*5 minutes later*-AASP!

[richardson]

Q) Did you know the holy fiver came out?!

A) BONAZI!

[Xeroc]

Q: PREPARE TO DIE!


A: I think you need more memory.

[richardson]

Q) What was that?

A) No, IT"S THE MAN EATING VARIETY! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! TRIBBLES!

[Ginga]

Q: Aw, tribbles! Look how cute! Can I keep one?

A: My God, Jim! :o

[richardson]

Q) Did that guy just vaporize Redshirt Kenny?

[Xeroc]

Q: Sshhhh.... don't say anything or you'll wake up the sleeping security detail!


A: Quick! Jump behind the shipment of fivers!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Zeke is updating! Where should I hide?

A: DOMINICK THE DONKEY (THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY)

[Xeroc]

Q: What is this book about?


A: A chistmas story.

[Opium]

Q: What was that old man in the red suit and hat talking about?


A: Rudolf the Red Nosed Police Officer

[Xeroc]

Q: Ack! What are those flashing red lights following us?


A: Trans-cript.

[richardson]

Q) What's the programming code for borg nodes?

A) So, I take it that you think this is a bad thing?

[Xeroc]

Q: Run for your lives! We're being invaded by the borg!


A: Yes, I believe it is.

[Opium]

Q: Is that the Tooth Fairy slapping a drunk Santa?


A: It hasn't been invented yet!

[richardson]

Q) Where is the quantum technobabble generator!?

A) Sure, it'll be here. Two tuesdays from today.

[Hotaru]

Q: When will January 11th be here?


A: Is that why you are wearing a crab as a hat?

[Xeroc]

Q: Free Crabs at the Wharf!


A: Docked.

[Rayinne]

Q: So, where's the medical frigate?

A: Well...er...um...Merry Christmas?

[Flixibixi]

Q: I didn't get any presents this year...or the year before...the year before that, we didn't even have food!

A: :oops: Ask your father.

[Opium]

Q: Mom, what is in dad's "Lime Jello Veggie Suprise"?



A: At least it isn't creamed onions.

[Xeroc]

Q: Creamed corn?


A: :P

[Hotaru]

Q: :P or :lol: ?


A: That's a lovely christmas present!

[Ginga]

Q: Liek, ong, let's disable guest posting. :3

A: Wow, these guys suuuure know how to pull off an invasion huh? 5 whole posts. I'm so impressed.

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you see the trollers? They seem like a real bore to me.


A: I'm so bored I could fall asleep right about now.

[Hotaru]

Q: LEAVE THE BOARDS OR I SHALL KILL YOU! What do you say to that?


A: The answers can be found here (http://www.fiveminute.net/about/abbrevs.html).

[Xeroc]

Q: Soon?


A: Not Soon.

[Hotaru]

Q: When will Zeke stop updating?


A: We've lost power!

[Xeroc]

Q: Oh no! We've been hit with a giant bucket of water!


A: That's a short-out, not a short-cut.

[Hotaru]

Q: Wanna know the best shortcut ever? ::sprays computer with water::


A: It's in her autobiography.

[Rayinne]

Q: She drove a giant death robot? Somehow I doubt it...

A: An infinite amount.

[Opium]

Q: How much of this do I need?


A: Dumb and jaded.

[richardson]

Q) What mood is chakotay in today?

A) USE THIS! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[KillerGodMan]

Q: OH NO! The Trollers a laughing evily!

A: Zuke? Nah, I don't think so

[Xeroc]

Q: Is that Zuke?


A: Be Bold.

[Hotaru]

Q: ?


A: You will LOSE!

[richardson]

Q) So if fortune favors the bold....

A) Nope, it isn't the final frontier.

[Xeroc]

Q: Cheeze?


A: Open bar!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Uh, sir? Picard blew up another Enterprise...

A: I don't see....oh....shoot, RUN!

[Hotaru]

Q: Is that the Borg?


A: disodium phosphate.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: WHAT?

A: Oh, fine.... *sigh* Metriod Prime 2 is better then Halo 2

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Admit that you were wrong

A: Mind your manners

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey *munch* did *gobble* you *eat* hear *chomp* ...


A: Stylin'

[Hotaru]

Q: What do you think of my hair?


A: A crack in the floor.

[Xeroc]

Q: Where did all these tribbles come from?


A: They multiply by dividing.

[Opium]

Q: How do chilli jokes become so prevailent?


A: Martha Stewart

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Who caused this episode to go bad?

A: A Borg with Jedi powers? Nah!

[Rayinne]

Q: Did Seven just use the Mind Trick on Chakotay again?

A: SILENCE!!!!

[Flixibixi]

Q: ...then the aliens abducted me and gave me an ear probe and an eye probe and a nose probe and a mouth probe and an ana-

A: They come from dancing faeries in the desert.

[Opium]

Q: Where do politicians come from?



A: Oh Spring, ye life-affirming season!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: he-he-he-AHCHOO! *sniff* damn alergies

A: Only 2, it's the only one better! ONLY ONE!

[richardson]

Q) Which matrix is better?

A) QUIET FOOL!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: He's a baaaaaaaad motha-

A: I really DON'T think you should have said that...

[richardson]

Q) Hah! How bad can that klingon be? He's fuzzier than a tribble!

A) bye-bye.... :shock:

[Opium]

Q: Don't you think it would be cool if there was a first-kiss fic about Dumbledor and McGongall realizing their love?



A: Track him down!

[richardson]

Q) Hey, fellow red guys, a blue guy just got away with our flag...

(Find red vs. blue parody of halo)

A) ATTACK! :twisted:

[MaverickZer0]

Q) Oh no! Someone just stole all our pie!

A) What did I say that sounds like 'tell me about your life'?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Well, I live in a house, and I hate my teacher, and..............

A: I'll never tell

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Tell me where all the pie is...please!

A: So it's like Matrix meets Star Wars. Man, that would be an awesome movie!

[Xeroc]

Q: Have you heard about the new movie Matrix Wars?


A: 2-bit

[MaverickZer0]

Q: Are you telling me this game is so old the graphics aren't even 8-bit?

A: Um, okay...but that's a weird order...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I would like a Super Space Combo #1, a Black Hole Pie, and a date with you.

A: Hold on, I will need to ask my manager for a price check on that date with me.

[Opium]

Q: I'de like a Big Mac and a date with you.


A: Burt Renolds and I.

[richardson]

Q) Did you say burt gummer and I? Or should I go ahead and not hide the guns?


A) Okay, now gummer has really gone too far. :roll:

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What has Burt done this time?
A: He's singing That Certain Party

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What's he doing?

A: MINE!

[Rayinne]

Q: I got your Cube and I ain't giving it back!

A: Obviously they're on drugs.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Those cubes are flying in circles

A: Using a Borg Sphere as a bowling ball and some Borg Cubes as pins, you can have a good night of bowling by using the tractor beam to bowl the sphere down the lane.

[Xeroc]

Q: Dang! All these second-hand borg ships and nothing to do!


A: Awfully lonely, it is.

[Hotaru]

Q: All alone here in the IRC.


A: I love... OH! Something shiny!

[Xeroc]

Q: What would you say is your deepest conviction?


A: Now that's one they'll be talking about for a long time!

[Hotaru]

Q: Did you hear? Xeroc's head imploded!


A: I don't think that's right.

[Xeroc]

Q: I heard a giant earthquake shook up the city into the sky!


A: No, no, no, that's colour, not collar!

[Hotaru]

Q: What do you think of my dogs new Colour?


A: St Francis of NO ONE CARES!

[Opium]

Q: Who's that dancing in your avatar?



A: Hemline.

[Ginga]

Q: Drumline?

A: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Fuyu_Ginga/wheresthesubtext.jpg <--yes, I did make that just now, thank you for asking. :3

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Can you make me an icon with Janeway and Chakotay together?

A: Hairy

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Bob Potter?

A: You're not saying anything....

[Xeroc]

Q: .... ... . .. .... . ..... ...! .... . . ....! ..... . .. .... ..?


A: Purely Verbatim.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What's the term for the borg implants I removed

A: Uh oh, you're screwed now!

[richardson]

Q) Um, I think I just accidentally purged the entire coffee tank on the voyager...

A) So, take away the really big bomb from him and hope he doesn't come after you with a anti-aircraft gun. (Only one man who overdoes things to the point of coming after someone with an anti-aircraft gun, BURT GUMMER!)

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Gummer has a nuke....

A: At least you didn't use double exclamation marks, so you should, in theroy, be safe from Zeke, maybe...

[Opium]

Q: Zek totly luvs TopHatMan n John, yo!@


A: G8!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What're they calling G4-Tech TV now?

A: Let me think............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................(many years later)..............................Fourty two

[Ginga]

Q: What's your luckiest number?

A: And that was when the bear came out holding the rubber duck... I see now.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: So after we read all the Hitchhikers Giude books, we threw Tuna ducks in the air...

A: Actually, it's 3.14

[Xeroc]

Q: Pie? I have 3.15 of them!


A: Naaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhtmmm.

[Ginga]

Q: NAH's not paying attention to me, can you get his attention?

A: It's a beautiful life, oh oh oh oh!

[Opium]

Q: What the beck is Britney singing in her new video?



A: A trip to Tim Hortens.

[Hotaru]

Q: Where can we get some timbits to hit this moose with?


A: No really, what's wrong with your face?

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Do I ask you what's wrong with your's? NO!
A: Try In Pasadeeeeeeeeenaaaaaaaaa Towwwwwwn!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Before we go over the waterfall, I need to know where to get a good deal on life insurance.

A: Oh, it was only a dream

[richardson]

Q) Was that whole matrix trip thingy real?

A) Okay, now that he has it, it is offically armaggetton.

[Opium]

Q: What happens now that Professor X has all those essays to grade?



A: Grumpy.

[Xeroc]

Q: How's'e'een'eelin'atley?


A: Áççéñt!

[Opium]

Q: What on Earth are you speaking like that for?


A: A huge mall.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Where is TopHatMan's favorite place to hide?

A: This TV remote will solve all your problems, well, except the last one. For that, good luck.

[richardson]

Q) Well, what can I get to stop universal armmegetton?

A) Okay, we're offically in, The Twilight Zone *Cue zone music*

[Opium]

Q: TopHatMan? John? Why are you singing showtunes?

[Hotaru]

Q: ?


A: The new tv reality/drama/soap/musical!