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Opium
12-03-2005, 09:27 PM
Q: Are you wearing a Santa hat?
A: WOOT.
danieldoof
12-03-2005, 09:30 PM
Q: how do I look with my santa head?
A: well it's okay
Chancellor Valium
12-04-2005, 08:43 PM
Q: So, how do you like Halifax (Nova Scotia)?
A: I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake...
e of pi
12-04-2005, 09:03 PM
Q: So, how was it after eating those mushrooms?
A: I am not going to eat those.
Xeroc
12-05-2005, 12:53 AM
Q: Want some three-week old chips?
A: It hasn't been quarantined yet?
Opium
12-05-2005, 01:50 AM
Q: Are you going to Disney Land's Chicken Little Experience?
A: Huh. Well. That, er, odd.
e of pi
12-05-2005, 04:35 AM
Q: Have you heard that all the " 's " have disappeared from the fora?
A: Call tech support.
danieldoof
12-05-2005, 03:24 PM
Q: what do I have to do when one of you drones has a malfunction?
A: I already tried it but it is not working.
Chancellor Valium
12-05-2005, 10:43 PM
Q: What happened with the oatmeal compactor?
A: In this house we OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
e of pi
12-05-2005, 11:09 PM
Q: Hey, dad? Can I put this pot of boiling water in the freezer for a few days, then take it out, still steaming?
A: Dang.
Xeroc
12-06-2005, 05:55 AM
Q: What's the singular of Dangi?
A: I'm going to have to write you a ticket.
e of pi
12-06-2005, 10:47 PM
Q: Are you sure I was speeding?
A: Nope, this is a 300,000 kmps zone.
Opium
12-07-2005, 12:29 AM
Q: Captain Kirk, you're speeding!
A: The age of Aquarius.
e of pi
12-07-2005, 04:23 AM
Q: What is this year, according to the new Astrology Calender?
A: Libra.
danieldoof
12-08-2005, 09:20 AM
Q: I have a can full of nails..can you tell me a way to count them fast?
A: reading reading lalala.
e of pi
12-08-2005, 10:39 PM
Q: Seen any good books lately?
A: Worf.
Opium
12-09-2005, 01:02 AM
Q: What can I do to get these cling-ons off my sweater?
A: ER.
e of pi
12-09-2005, 03:27 AM
Q: Excuse me, m'am? I'm bleeding out of multiple orrifices and I don't know why. Where should I go?
A: Paging Doctor House.
Chancellor Valium
12-09-2005, 07:28 PM
Q: Where's the looney?
A: Looooooooooneeeeeey!
danieldoof
12-09-2005, 07:48 PM
Q: what was it you were looking for and drives you crazy?
A: yeah me too
Xeroc
12-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Q: You coming?
A: Where?
e of pi
12-09-2005, 11:10 PM
Q: Are you going?
A: You don't know?
KillerGodMan
12-10-2005, 04:27 AM
Q: What's my name?
A: Interesting?
e of pi
12-10-2005, 04:40 AM
Q: Don't you find that interesting?
A: Must be amnesia.
KillerGodMan
12-10-2005, 04:43 AM
Q: I don't know you...
A: And that's why MY IQ is 200, and yours is only 110
e of pi
12-10-2005, 04:49 AM
Q: Wait. You can recite the WHOLE periodic table?
A: Matlock.
Opium
12-10-2005, 05:14 AM
Q: Who's the cooler- Magnum PI or Matlock?
A: Murder, She Wrote.
e of pi
12-10-2005, 07:32 PM
Q: What was she writing?
A: Do you always talk like that?
NeoMatrix
12-10-2005, 08:41 PM
Q: Oooga Ooopa Oooola?
A: Jinkies
KillerGodMan
12-11-2005, 06:07 AM
Q: Oh no! Agents!
A: Not the Oompa Loompas!
Opium
12-11-2005, 06:43 AM
Q: What do you want for Christmas?
A: Stars. So. Many. Stars.
e of pi
12-11-2005, 05:31 PM
Q: Captain Kirk, are you okay? Those Klingons hit you pretty hard.
A: Dunno. Try Google.
KillerGodMan
12-12-2005, 05:39 AM
Q: QUICK! Where do I find Google's web address?
A: Not likely
Xeroc
12-12-2005, 08:11 AM
Q: !8ball Will I win a million dollars?
A: I told you not to do that!
Opium
12-12-2005, 12:09 PM
Q: Poke!
A: Poke!
e of pi
12-12-2005, 10:32 PM
Q: Hey PJ, what are you doing with that stick?
A: Owww. Yes.
Xeroc
12-13-2005, 05:18 AM
Q: Poke! Poke! Poke! Does that hurt?
A: Nope!
danieldoof
12-13-2005, 10:19 AM
Q: hey X have you added the sounds yet?
A: I am curious, yes.
NeoMatrix
12-13-2005, 09:20 PM
Q: Would you like me to test out this new and improved Hammer of Smitting on you?
A: There is a flaw because it didn't hurt a bit...oh wait, there is the pain.
danieldoof
12-13-2005, 10:12 PM
Q: haven't you tried it on yourown before, what happened?
A: Au, lass das!
Opium
12-14-2005, 01:39 AM
Q: Was?
A: Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Xeroc
12-14-2005, 03:00 AM
Q: Aaaah! Make it stop! No more Jingle Bells!
A: That's pretty annoying, yes.
danieldoof
12-14-2005, 11:08 AM
Q: what do you think about us all using the !quote?
A: no its just me.
NeoMatrix
12-14-2005, 04:36 PM
Q: Is that you, John?
A: Try again
e of pi
12-14-2005, 10:48 PM
Q: What does the !8ball say?
A: GAH!
NeoMatrix
12-15-2005, 02:12 AM
Q: What sound do you hear redshirts make when they are scared to death?
A: GAW!
e of pi
12-15-2005, 03:51 AM
Q: What is the mating call of the Red-Breasted Officer?
A: They breed like rabbits. They have to, with that many natural predators.
Xeroc
12-15-2005, 03:52 AM
Q: So, what are the mating procedures of Redshirts, anyways?
A: No, I think you meant GAK!
e of pi
12-15-2005, 03:53 AM
Q: Hey what's that large shadow over there behind u..GAC!
A: Oops.
KillerGodMan
12-15-2005, 04:21 AM
Q: I told you not to open the door of DOOM! Now I have to fi- GAK!
A: Well THAT isn't good...
Xeroc
12-15-2005, 06:43 AM
Q: The world will end in 10 minutes!
A: Uh........ oh.
NeoMatrix
12-15-2005, 12:10 PM
Q: Did you push the red button that I told you not to push?
A: Yep, I got it at the mall for a real good price
danieldoof
12-15-2005, 10:06 PM
Q: I heard that you have a doomsday device connected to that little red button....is that correct?
A: I hope I could have one for myself
KillerGodMan
12-16-2005, 03:39 AM
Q: I reciently made of lot of cookies... PIE cookies!
A: Oh God NO! *runs away*
e of pi
12-16-2005, 04:11 AM
Q: Why does Zuke fear eggplant?
A: It's purple and lumpy.
Opium
12-16-2005, 09:58 AM
Q: How does your Festivus pole look?
A: At least you didn't have to untagle a bunch of Christmas lights.
e of pi
12-16-2005, 10:24 PM
Q: Did you buy a new faux-holographic plastic tree.?
A: MST3K.
Xeroc
12-17-2005, 07:05 AM
Q: So, what'd you watch last night?
A: I'd say, but then I'd have to pie you.
NeoMatrix
12-17-2005, 01:00 PM
Q: What is your secret ingredient that you put in your pies?
A: Dude, where's my pie?
Opium
12-17-2005, 05:47 PM
Q: Hmmm, pie.
A: Pop.
danieldoof
12-17-2005, 10:19 PM
Q: want a lolly?
A: GAK!
e of pi
12-18-2005, 04:39 AM
Q: Shoot. Do you see where I dropped my javlin? It's down there somewhere.
A: Gah!
Opium
12-18-2005, 12:51 PM
Q: What do you think of my New Year's Eve outfit?
A: No, tell me what you really think...
danieldoof
12-18-2005, 07:30 PM
Q: aww that hat looks really nice on you, dont you think?
A: no I dont have any
e of pi
12-18-2005, 07:35 PM
Q: Is that good?
A: No, it doesn't make you look fat.
Xeroc
12-18-2005, 08:51 PM
Q: Does this liposuction make me look fat?
A: They're turning lemonade into lemons!
e of pi
12-18-2005, 10:32 PM
Q: What are they doing over there with that citrus fruit?
A: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
danieldoof
12-18-2005, 10:38 PM
Q: what do you say when I suspect you of crashing the chat?
A: really I am serious
e of pi
12-18-2005, 11:15 PM
Q: You think I did it?
A: No!
danieldoof
12-18-2005, 11:30 PM
Q: so do you think zuke did it?
A: why are you asking me that
KillerGodMan
12-19-2005, 02:25 AM
Q: How can e of pi, who is a Borg drone, have ADHD?
A: And that's my cue to exit
e of pi
12-19-2005, 04:14 AM
Q: Have you ever heard of Assimilation Imperfection? It involves the incomplete removal of personality shards during initial assimilation. Although total personality is Borg and seeks to be One due to shattering of initial personality, the drone retains a personality and all that jazz. While disconcerting, the drones due retain the abitility to think independantly, which does allow for the Collective Greater Conciousness to leave them with more discretion than normal. Thus their use in situations such as the long term implantation of moles into pre-Federation society to gain a better ability to forcast smaller being's actions. But that's of course totally rediculous that drones would be used for such irrelevant means. Right?
A: This drone is prone to distraction, reading of (according to the Greater Conciousness) irrelevant materials, hyperactivity, and an unatural interest in the actions of smaller beings. hence the fact that, were the project above metioned true, this drone would be assigned.
NeoMatrix
12-19-2005, 07:57 PM
Q: So before we activate this drone, make sure you read the Warning label first
A: A Chili Cheese Coffee Nebula? Cool...
KillerGodMan
12-20-2005, 02:19 AM
Q: OMG! A Class W00t Nebula!
A: There's tea in that nebula...
NeoMatrix
12-20-2005, 03:33 PM
Q: Captain, we want to rebel against the tea tax but we have no tea to throw off the ship at the tea party.
A: Looks like John is the only one to like it
e of pi
12-20-2005, 04:02 PM
Q: What are the focus group results for the Creamed Spaghetti Spish Tuna Cassoral Suprise?
A: It's the food that makes you hurl, so ask for it by name.
Opium
12-20-2005, 09:31 PM
Q: What's store-bought fruit cake?
A: Store-bought fruit cake.
NeoMatrix
12-21-2005, 12:43 AM
Q: If it isn't a brick that broke my window, then what is it?
A: Maybe if you add chili to it, then it might be edible. Then again, nothing could make it edible.
Opium
12-21-2005, 01:12 AM
Q: How is your store-bought fruitcake?
A: Stoned ground wheat thins.
e of pi
12-21-2005, 04:34 AM
Q: What do you use if you can't get the fruitcake?
A: Ummm, er, well, ya see, er.... Hey, what's that?
<Runs off yelling "Resistance is futile!">
NeoMatrix
12-22-2005, 02:33 AM
Q: Drone 4747, why did you eat the pie?
A: You are going to need a bigger flyswatter.
e of pi
12-22-2005, 02:56 AM
Q: By the Collective, did you see that thing?
A: On second thought, resistance may not be futile after all. I didn't know they made guns that big!
NeoMatrix
12-22-2005, 03:05 PM
Q: So how did the Borg react when they tried to assimulate the species with the big guns and walk around naked?
A: Well, it caused many drones to malfunction due to the excitment
e of pi
12-22-2005, 07:18 PM
You are sick. Just sick.
Opium
12-22-2005, 09:52 PM
Q: How was the store-bought fruitcake?
A: Resistance to Christmas and holiday carols is futile.
e of pi
12-22-2005, 10:24 PM
Q: How can we escape the holiday spirit?
A: Bah, humbug. Christmas is irrelevant.
danieldoof
12-22-2005, 10:44 PM
Q: what was your opinion before you joined that jolly forum?
A: is it me or is it you....who knows
e of pi
12-22-2005, 10:47 PM
Q: So, who's here?
A: Your guess is as good as mine.
danieldoof
12-22-2005, 10:51 PM
Q: will there be anyone in the chat on weekend?
A: not quite...no
e of pi
12-22-2005, 10:56 PM
Q: Is it morning there?
A: Right. Not that much of a time difference.
Opium
12-22-2005, 11:03 PM
Q: Is it 1984 where you live?
A: Jingle Bells.
e of pi
12-22-2005, 11:06 PM
Q: What's the christmas carol everybody can sing?
A: Well, I didn't say sing well.
NeoMatrix
12-22-2005, 11:10 PM
Q: I thought you said you could sing.
A: Only if the shoe fits
e of pi
12-22-2005, 11:26 PM
Q: Should I wear this boot?
A: Guess not.
Opium
12-23-2005, 06:41 PM
Q: Are you excited about any of the upcoming holidays?
A: New Year's Eve.
danieldoof
12-23-2005, 07:03 PM
Q: when will your avvy lose this funny hat?
A: whoa its december already
NeoMatrix
12-23-2005, 07:48 PM
Q: Are you glad Christmas is Sunday?
A: I take it you haven't even begun your Christmas Shopping then.
e of pi
12-23-2005, 08:12 PM
Q: Haven't you heard? Holidays are irrelevant.
A: Nah, I'll just replicate something in the last thirty seconds.
Opium
12-23-2005, 10:27 PM
Q: So you're holiday shopping?
A: Christmas tree, Rupert book, and partridge in a pear tree.
e of pi
12-24-2005, 11:31 AM
Q: So, what do you want?
A: A replacement for my two front teeth. Although I do not eat, or drink, and retch if I try, I can't get into the publicity footage if I don't. Dang photogenic drones.
Opium
12-26-2005, 07:30 PM
Q: What do you want for Borg Celebration Day?
A: That's funny. Ha. Ha.
e of pi
12-26-2005, 08:24 PM
Q: Have heard the one about calculating resistance? It's irrelevant.
A: Hmmm. Tough crowd.
Opium
12-27-2005, 01:07 AM
Q: *blank stares*
A: *blank stares*
Chancellor Valium
12-27-2005, 01:38 AM
Q: Have you tried Sarsparilla?
A: I bring you Sutekh's gift of milk...That'll be forty-eight pence.
e of pi
12-27-2005, 04:22 AM
Q: So, what'd ya bring this drone for your irrelevant holiday?
A: A Red Ryder Ranger Model Plasma Rifle.
Opium
12-27-2005, 08:00 PM
Q: What do you want for Borg Celebration Day?
A: It's Boxing Day on steriods.
NeoMatrix
12-30-2005, 01:17 AM
Q: Man you look beat. So how was the Free Pie Day at the Mall?
A: Well, after it was over, TopHatMan couldn't be found in the Mall anywhere.
e of pi
12-30-2005, 03:28 AM
Q: Was the rioting bad?
A: I teleported home one night/
With John and Syd and Meg/
John stole Meggie's heart away/
And I got Sydney's leg. :)
danieldoof
01-02-2006, 11:39 PM
Q: mhmh what is a drone like you doing at night?
A: yeah...its one year
e of pi
01-03-2006, 02:30 AM
Q: So this is what you you meant?
A: Well, okay, I guess, fine.
danieldoof
01-03-2006, 01:30 PM
Q: say does it even pay out these days to be swedish?
A: definetely norway
e of pi
01-04-2006, 12:10 AM
Q: So, Brain, what are we starting with tonight?
A: Narf?
danieldoof
01-04-2006, 10:24 AM
Q: what is you nannys name spelled backwards?
A: I hope so....
NeoMatrix
01-04-2006, 12:24 PM
Q: Will there be pie at the party?
A: Take a number
Chancellor Valium
01-04-2006, 05:59 PM
Q: Seven?
A: Hidey Hidey Hidey Hi!
Opium
01-05-2006, 02:09 AM
Q: Hi Flanders.
A: Bye Flanders.
e of pi
01-05-2006, 04:29 AM
Q: Where've ya been, Homer?
A: Narf.
danieldoof
01-05-2006, 11:11 AM
Q: do I really have to hurt you again pinky?
A: NOOO please don't.
NeoMatrix
01-05-2006, 12:43 PM
Q: Opps, I think I just opened the door to the "Annoying Characters" room.
A: Take it and lure them back in the room with it.
e of pi
01-05-2006, 11:17 PM
Q: What do I do with this pie?
A: Oh! I know! I know!
Opium
01-06-2006, 07:56 AM
Q: Who wanders around malls in a dazed and confused manner?
A: It's been a wild ride, except for that part.
e of pi
01-06-2006, 02:04 PM
Q: So, how's the new year been going?
A: New avies, new sigs, new years, oh my!
Opium
01-07-2006, 09:26 AM
Q: How's your new song go?
A: Musical: The Musical
e of pi
01-07-2006, 07:48 PM
Q: What's the worst title you've ever heard?
A: That's hard to say. I blame the polar bears.
Opium
01-08-2006, 10:51 AM
Q: What caused the Titanic to sink?
A: You'll find all the answers in my new book.
danieldoof
01-08-2006, 11:17 AM
Q: but if tophatman ate all the cheese....what is john then playing catch porthos with?
A:I have absolutely no idea what I just said
NeoMatrix
01-08-2006, 12:24 PM
Q: What in the world did you just say?
A: It seems that another annoying character came out of the closet
Kristina
01-08-2006, 03:08 PM
Q: What's new in the Upstairs Room of the Tavern for the Under-Used Characters?
A: My one-year-old just ate my list of references.
e of pi
01-08-2006, 05:30 PM
Q: Are you writing a fiver? If not, why?
A: Oh. Well that's kinda wierd.
Opium
01-10-2006, 01:25 PM
Q: I agree with you on that point.
A: Uh...ask my PR person about that. Next question?
danieldoof
01-10-2006, 07:19 PM
Q: I am a little bored of my avvy...can you make me a new one?
A: I am damn sure about it.
e of pi
01-10-2006, 10:01 PM
Q: So you want a new avatar?
A: Hmmm. I might be willing to, but I can't say it would be perfect.
Opium
01-11-2006, 05:04 AM
Q: Will you make danieldoof a new avvy?
A: Well, I do a good line of OLP's, Susie's, TopHatMan's and classic paintings, but that's about it.
danieldoof
01-11-2006, 10:59 AM
Q: when you decide to do it...what pictures are you good at making?
A: erm do I have to make the decision now?
NeoMatrix
01-11-2006, 02:20 PM
Q: I know it is 3am, but I need to know now on what you have decided for your avvy.
A: Good choice
e of pi
01-11-2006, 09:53 PM
Q: Hmmm, do the extra credit credit project worth 20 points in a class that only has a bout 200 a semester, or not?
A: Pretty easy to answer if ya ask me.
Opium
01-12-2006, 02:51 PM
Q: Can danieldoof make his own avvy?
A: Um, no?
e of pi
01-12-2006, 10:43 PM
Q: You want one?
A: Ah.
Xeroc
01-13-2006, 03:41 AM
Q: Oh?
A: Eh?
Opium
01-13-2006, 09:50 AM
Q: Are you Canadian?
A: We need more elections. I mean, eTrektions. Wow, that sounds really wrong...
e of pi
01-13-2006, 09:59 PM
Q: Ya' think four years is often enough?
A: I wish he would just curl up and die.
KillerGodMan
01-14-2006, 05:00 AM
Q: So how 'bout that leader of the *insert political party you dislike*?
A: How... very awkward...
whoiam
01-14-2006, 07:15 AM
Q: Hey, have you read that BBC article about the dangers of vaginal washing?
((I kid you not, that is an actual news story on the BBC website.))
A: Not 6 each, but 12!
e of pi
01-14-2006, 09:26 PM
Q: How many chromosomes does the new cell colony have in 2n?
A: Fleeeeeeeeeeee!
Opium
01-15-2006, 02:26 AM
Q: What should I do I am cast in Star Wonder: The Return of the The Generation that Originated Striking Clones who Voyager To Revenge Enterprising Phantoms of Deep Space: The Musical
A: The LOST musical was so totally my idea first!
e of pi
01-15-2006, 03:19 AM
Question revolving around the idea that this drone has stolen her idea.
Statement requesting a lawyer.
Opium
01-15-2006, 03:43 AM
Q: *storms into room, carrying a letter* And just what is this?
A: Borgs are poor substitutes.
whoiam
01-15-2006, 04:40 AM
Q: Well, no. 9's still on strike over the cuts in the slinky dresses budget... why don't you just fantasise about some of these Borg Drones, instead?
A: Even if I knew the answer to that one, I still hate you too much to tell you.
KillerGodMan
01-15-2006, 05:38 AM
Q: You did WHAT for HOW many cookies?
A: I killed a man for a slice of apple pie!
whoiam
01-15-2006, 06:53 AM
Q: Tell me again, what was it that made you realise you were insane?
A: Meet Boo, my Miniature Giant Space Hampster!
Opium
01-15-2006, 11:43 PM
Q: So why are you seeking therapy?
A: No, but he acts like it.
KillerGodMan
01-16-2006, 04:49 AM
Q: Is he STONED?
A: Computer Over. Viruses = Very yes
Opium
01-16-2006, 08:17 PM
Q: [WTF]=[dead computer?]/[viruses?]
A: The 'Burbs.
e of pi
01-16-2006, 10:28 PM
Q: So what's the name of your band?
A: Umm....well....that was odd.
KillerGodMan
01-17-2006, 01:38 AM
Q: So what's the name of your band?
A: Molten Icicles
Well I'm back after what 2 years?
Q: What is your hair made of?
A: Because I'm a Ninja that's why!
KillerGodMan
01-17-2006, 02:00 AM
Q: Um... why are you dead?
A: Because I SAID SO!
KillerGodMan
01-17-2006, 02:01 AM
Also, Welcome back! even though I don't actually know who the heck you are...
e of pi
01-17-2006, 11:29 AM
Q: Why'd you come back?
A: It's like a requirment to join. The crazy, not the beating people with dead gerbils.
whoiam
01-17-2006, 02:33 PM
Q: Do we have to be crazy enough to beat people with dead gerbils to join your collective?
A: I got nothin'
Q: We must sneak in to the castle and take the gold, anyone got a plan?
A: I saw a squirel
Chancellor Valium
01-17-2006, 07:56 PM
Q: Are you the walrus?
A: I'm back. And this time, it's about fish no longer than three inches in width.
e of pi
01-17-2006, 09:32 PM
Q: Just curious, but the revolution you were leading? What was that over?
A: Okaaaaay...
Chancellor Valium
01-17-2006, 09:59 PM
Q: Can we leave your friends behind, cuz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine?
A: I can eat a rainbow!
e of pi
01-17-2006, 10:03 PM
Q: Got any odd talents?
A: Buwha?
Opium
01-17-2006, 10:06 PM
Q: Got any more of those par cans?
A: Welcome back, Itachi!
Chancellor Valium
01-17-2006, 10:15 PM
Q: What did you say this morning?
A: I thoubht agout replacing "g"'s with "b"'s and vice versa, and decided to do so anyway.
e of pi
01-17-2006, 10:20 PM
Q: So, what's the new fad?
A: Hmmm. Maybe we should redress an old thread?
KillerGodMan
01-18-2006, 05:47 AM
Q: Oh no! Zombies!
A: Oh no! Zombies!
Opium
01-18-2006, 10:41 AM
Q: Zombies?
A: Edwardian.
Chancellor Valium
01-18-2006, 01:32 PM
Q: Which era of pantyhose?
A: Upside-down question mark!
e of pi
01-18-2006, 10:10 PM
Q: Wait, what the heck was that thing?
A: Go fish.
NeoMatrix
01-19-2006, 02:20 AM
Q: Got any pie?
A: Þ
e of pi
01-19-2006, 02:32 AM
Q: What would a :P Smiley with no eyes look like?
A: .)
KillerGodMan
01-19-2006, 03:46 AM
Q: What would a :) smiley look like with only one eye?
A: :)8
NeoMatrix
01-19-2006, 07:56 PM
Q: What would a wound up toy smiley look like?
A: 8:=)
e of pi
01-19-2006, 11:10 PM
Q: What does it look like when a 8) leaves its glasses on its forehead?
A: All the better to assimil..er hang, I'll come up with an excuse...
KillerGodMan
01-20-2006, 03:29 AM
Q: Why do you have a big red claw?
A: :-)8
danieldoof
01-20-2006, 07:20 PM
Q: I thought about the way a phoning smilie would look like...do you have any idea?
A: hey let go.....
e of pi
01-20-2006, 09:58 PM
Q: *grabs ddoof's arm* Please, tell me what program you used?
A: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
NeoMatrix
01-21-2006, 01:22 AM
Q: Look! It's a baby!
A: Your pie is safe with The King, but you might want to keep an eye on your burger
KillerGodMan
01-21-2006, 05:52 AM
Q: Darn, I just started eating, and I need to go to the bathroom!
A: :=)8
Chancellor Valium
01-21-2006, 09:39 AM
Q:What's that thing you keep doing?
A: I said, "Jing jing jing!"
e of pi
01-21-2006, 05:43 PM
Q: What was that?
A: Oh. I'm sorry, I thought you said "Foop".
KillerGodMan
01-22-2006, 05:16 AM
Q: NO! You sick freak!
A: Stop saying that!
Xeroc
01-22-2006, 07:47 AM
Q: It's the song that never ends...
A: I'll take "Pointless Facts" for 200.
danieldoof
01-22-2006, 12:48 PM
Q: ....and so the growing of trees works in all its epic wide...do you have any questions?
A: how mean can one person be...
e of pi
01-22-2006, 07:43 PM
Q: Have you heard about this?
A: What?
Opium
01-22-2006, 11:41 PM
Q: Huh?
A: Bartman.
Xeroc
01-23-2006, 03:21 AM
Q: Who's the bay area rapid transit's superhero mascot?
A: Yeah, I heard it stinks.
e of pi
01-23-2006, 04:46 AM
Q: You heard about the new Borg HMO?
A: It stinks so bad that Species #6574, which has no nose, flee in horror from it's stench.
Xeroc
01-23-2006, 04:55 AM
Q: Oh, man, did you hear that last pun?
A: No, I just can't believe it.
e of pi
01-23-2006, 05:01 AM
Q: Have ya' heard? Zeke's gonna ban all puns! Anyone who posts one will be in major trouble.
A: He might even hve to pull out the scariest member title of them all!
Xeroc
01-23-2006, 05:03 AM
Q: Oh no! People are using multiple exclamation points again! What'll Zeke do?
A: No, that's banned for surtain.
e of pi
01-24-2006, 12:43 AM
Q: Waht about tpos or Caleefo(n-yay)a jkoes?
A: Certain death will result.
whoiam
01-24-2006, 01:22 AM
Q: D'yer think we should book Zeke into a sex-change clinic?
A: This here forum ain't big enough for the both of us!
e of pi
01-24-2006, 02:32 AM
Q: You gonna post more, buster?
A: First!
Xeroc
01-24-2006, 03:08 AM
Q: So, who wants first try at my new circuitboard pie?
A: Ya feelin' lucky, punk?
KillerGodMan
01-24-2006, 03:31 AM
Q: OOOOooooo! A Helecopter! With a GUN!
A: Noit
Xeroc
01-24-2006, 03:38 AM
Q: Yoit?
A: Definitely.
KillerGodMan
01-24-2006, 03:48 AM
Q: Are we screwed?
A: Crap
e of pi
01-24-2006, 04:16 AM
Q: What's the singular form of a vegas dice game?
A: A grand? But I ain't got one on hand.
Xeroc
01-24-2006, 04:38 AM
Q: Can I have a thousand-pencil box?
A: Rhyme!
NeoMatrix
01-24-2006, 02:38 PM
Q: So what is the best thing to do in this situation?
A: An oxymoron would be nice right about now
Xeroc
01-24-2006, 07:23 PM
Q: Would you like some jumbo shrimp?
A: Nah, already full.
e of pi
01-24-2006, 10:28 PM
Q: Wouldit be possible for others to join the RPG?
A: Five.
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 01:12 AM
Q: Fifth root of 3125?
A: Too fast!
e of pi
01-25-2006, 03:21 AM
Q: From the Hitchhiker's Guide, how fast is R4?
A: It's no use! She's gonna blow!
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 06:51 AM
Q: Quick! Try to duct-tape up the warp core!
A: Duct tape and a towel are in a close race as the most useful thing in the universe.
Opium
01-25-2006, 09:53 AM
Q: What are the election results?
A: Duct tape it try again.
Chancellor Valium
01-25-2006, 08:52 PM
Q: What do I do now?
A: Aqueosalinocalcalinoetaceoaluminiumosecupreovitrio lic!
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 10:20 PM
Q: You now have 10 seconds to say the longest made-up word you can think of.
A: Cheeeesy.
e of pi
01-25-2006, 10:21 PM
Q: So how about some macaroni?
A: I have a bad feeling about this...
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 10:28 PM
Q: Um, is this red light saying "Black Hole Ahead" suppossed to be blinking?
A: Hard to port!
e of pi
01-25-2006, 10:40 PM
Q: What do we do? What do we do?
A: And then it exploded.
Xeroc
01-25-2006, 10:42 PM
Q: What happened next?
A: Four Score and 2.67891 years ago....
Chancellor Valium
01-25-2006, 11:59 PM
Q: Uncle Napolean Xiv, tell me a story, pleeeeeeease?
A: Basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away ha haaaa!
Xeroc
01-26-2006, 12:35 AM
Q: You feelin' okay?
A: Naw, just last tuesday!
KillerGodMan
01-26-2006, 03:23 AM
Q: Has it been MONTHS since you've brushed your teeth?
A: All the time!
Vedra
01-26-2006, 03:35 AM
Q:Does Seko ever eat people?
A: Open the hood and jiggle the bendy thing.
KillerGodMan
01-26-2006, 03:44 AM
Q: How do I fix the 47 modulator?
A: 42, damn you!
Xeroc
01-26-2006, 04:17 AM
Q: How many times have I asked you now?
A: Underwater basket-weaving.
Chancellor Valium
01-26-2006, 10:17 AM
Q: How many times have I asked you now?
A: Underwater basket-weaving.
Q: What do the nice young men in their clean white coats do?
A: I do not like them with a fox, I do not like them in a box, I do not like them...
Xeroc
01-26-2006, 06:38 PM
Q: Do you like quoting people?
A: I must ask, are you sure?
NeoMatrix
01-26-2006, 11:27 PM
Q: Janeway: I Janeway, take thee Chakotay...
A: Don't anger the shippers
Vedra
01-26-2006, 11:30 PM
Q: Should I write a fanfic about Janeway and Chakotay taking a shuttle together?
A:If we give her anymore collagen, she's puff up like a blowfish!
KillerGodMan
01-28-2006, 04:26 AM
Q: Why can't I give her any more?
A: Tell her the TRUTH!
Xeroc
01-28-2006, 04:29 AM
Q: I don't know, should I tell my girlfriend I blew up pluto?
A: Seriously. Not. Cool.
KillerGodMan
01-28-2006, 04:41 AM
Q: You are dead!
A: You aint never had a friend like me!
Xeroc
01-28-2006, 04:45 AM
Q: Random quotes from aladdin for $200, please.
A: Great scott!
Chancellor Valium
01-28-2006, 11:46 AM
Q: Vo do de o?
A:...then he'll holler "black bottom!"...
Vedra
01-28-2006, 03:58 PM
Q. So, we're going to the grocery store, and Crazy Joe will say...
A. Dentures.
Chancellor Valium
01-28-2006, 04:32 PM
q: Dentures?
a: CHAAAAAAAAIRS!
Xeroc
01-28-2006, 08:26 PM
Q: What do you sell in this dang store, anyways?
A: Oh no!
Chancellor Valium
01-28-2006, 11:18 PM
Q: Did you know that "Lady" Luck was seen in the House of the Rising Sun recently?
A: "Animals. Fish. Birds, reptiles. All life is my enemy. All life shall perish under the reign of Sutekh the Destroyer!"
NeoMatrix
01-29-2006, 04:25 AM
Q: Who is your most feared enemy?
A: Oh NO! It's HIM! Run!
Xeroc
01-29-2006, 04:54 AM
Q: Who is that guy who looks just like Zeke but has this T-shirt with a big 6 over Voyager?
A: Never! Never, I tell you!
KillerGodMan
01-29-2006, 05:05 AM
Q: Will you use double question marks?
A: Antidisestablishmentarism
Xeroc
01-29-2006, 06:08 AM
Q: What's the opposite of disestablishmentarism?
A: I really don't think that's a word.
Chancellor Valium
01-29-2006, 12:28 PM
Q: Hidey-hidey-hidey-hi?
A: Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min!
Xeroc
01-29-2006, 08:22 PM
Q: Did you hear? Min fell down the old well!
A: What's that?
Chancellor Valium
01-29-2006, 09:25 PM
Q: Are you Mr. Walrus?
A: Fish!
Xeroc
01-29-2006, 09:57 PM
Q: Red fish, blue uh....
A: Oh, everyone knows that!
Chancellor Valium
01-29-2006, 10:19 PM
Q: So just who is Brannon Braga?
A: Crazy words, crazy tune, he'll be driving me crazy soon...
Xeroc
01-29-2006, 10:34 PM
Q: So, what's your opinion of Jack Yellen?
A: I really think you can cut that out now. ;)
Chancellor Valium
01-30-2006, 11:10 AM
Q: Vo do de o Vo do do de o do?
A: Korobeiniki
Xeroc
01-30-2006, 10:36 PM
Q: What's that song playing in the bacground of Tetris, anyways?
A: It's not moving!
NeoMatrix
01-31-2006, 12:59 AM
Q: Could you move that mountain for us, Superman?
A: Dude, women don't like it when you use the X ray vision
Xeroc
01-31-2006, 02:32 AM
Q: D'ya think I should impress the ladies with my X-ray vision?
A: No, I'm not really seeing how my super-strength is going to help this situation.
KillerGodMan
01-31-2006, 07:22 PM
Q: Can you do SOMETHING!
A: We NEVER should have asked run-away-from-danger man for help!
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