Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Good afternoon Mr. Sheridan, I see you are by yourself today. So what would you like to order?

A: Just be yourself[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Reed wants to participate in Halloween and was asking me what he would be that would be scary to young children. What should I tell him?


A: Yah, and then he jumped into the plane.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Excuse me, Airport Passenger #4, did you see a dangerous fugitve run past?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: No, but have you heard the joke about the Cyberman and the vending machine?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you heard of the one about the Cyberman walking into a bar, or the dumb blonde Cyberman joke?

A: Go get a sonic shower when you get back in the ship.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did I really kiss Wesley while I was possessed by T'Pol's grandmother?

A: Either ten feet or 3 metres across.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How wide is that gap now? We need to get Voyager through.

A: No way, there is a Walmart all the way out here in the Delta Quadrant. I wonder if there is a Starbucks around here too.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain, are we running low on groceries? I found a Wal-mart about two lightyears away from here...

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Abestos.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I wonder what I should call my new suicide snack food- asbestos-flavoured tostitos.



((A:Oops, I forget to give one. I'm frazzled out of my mind today))[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Link Error: The Answer to this Question has been deleted

A: Call the Get Backers, they can get anything back that you have lost.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I've lost my mind.



A: I've still lost my mind.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why are you sitting on the floor gibbering and drooling like an idiot?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Essence of Chicken[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Darling, what's that intriguing fragrance you're wearing?

A: Who'll stop the rain?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's raining.

A: Why do you question my question with a question?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do you question my question?

A: Why do you question me?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Your logic is questionable.

A: 47 Spears? Do you think we can fit everyone into one season?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Look, I've got 47 Britneys here demanding to be put in the next season of [i:post_uid0]American Idol[/i:post_uid0]. Can or can we not sign them on for it?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A rotating tower fan.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Got any use for a Tall Blonde in a Coma?

A: Snap Crackle Pop[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What sound did Ivanova's ankle make when the stunt guy landed on it?

A: Tin soldiers[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many soldiers do we need to recruit in the Kitchen Wars?

A: A dog with 2 tails[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the last ingredient we need to make the Universe a place of ultimate evil once and for all?

A: A gnome and a goblin is actually the same thing.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Will you make up your mind please. Did you see a gnome or a goblin?

A: Watch out, those gnomes are sneaky[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Let's just demand they surrender. It's not like they'd dare to resist.

A: Lots and lots of traps.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Neo, what do you need to get the rats out of the Matrix?

A: Its the master plan[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A: We just run forward at the dragon waving our swords and screaming "argh"? What kind of damnfool plan is that?

Q: What red dragon?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Uhm, what happened to the red dragon in this cage?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A pink dolphin.

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: What sound did Ivanova's ankle make when the stunt guy landed on it?
[/quote:post_uid0]
I read in this article JMS wrote that Claudia Christian actually broke her ankle chasing butterflies in her backyard, rather than during filming. I found it rather amusing... ooh butterflies![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Dear, your eyes are moving in different directions. What are you looking at?

A: No spoo for you![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Mother, I'm sorry, but I've blown up Father's White Star again. Shall I go to bed without dinner, then?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Whoops.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What word usually precedes hilarity ensuing?

A: ICQ

ICQ?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the one thing you don't want to do when you're sitting in a lecture with your class tutor sitting three rows behind you?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Very Bad Singing.


Lecture.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you stick Sa'ar behind a microphone without music?

A: One for the money, two for the show, three for the lady on the radio.

:( But Websurfing is fine, it seems :P

When's the lecture end?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] John, what did you buy these three nukes which came in the mail today [i:post_uid0]for[/i:post_uid0]?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Paternalism.


(Because this site doesn't have much NC-17 content, see ;)
I'll get on soon enough, don't you worry...)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What comes before nosteralism?

A: I'm a star in New York, I'm a star in LA.

(It could have some...briefly, and then I'd get banned for the rest of my natural life. So surfing clean sites during a lecture is fine, but chatting isn't? Well, if you aren't allowed to ask questions I guess you have to amuse yourself somehow *g* )

[quote:post_uid0]I'll get on soon enough, don't you worry...[/quote:post_uid0]

Woo! And there you are.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, tell me, what are the perks of being a big burning ball of gas several lightyears from here?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I like the taste of it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's so fascinating about spoo?

A: We can get electricity from water.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] And what's so interesting about sticking sockets into filled bathtubs?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Zi-YAAAH!


(Damn, and here I was hoping your question would be "17, why are you drinking Delenn's blood?")[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If you say "Zion" I will zap you.

A: No peanuts from the comment gallery[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *elephant trumpeting*

A: Get back, honky cat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *Cats Acting Like Geese*

A: Mother Goose 3000 ™[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There's a violence and nudity warning on this kids video! What IS this?



A: And that's the $1 question, buddy.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" How should I know that?

A: That rabbit doesn't seem to agree.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Rabbit stew makes the best meal in the world, don't you think, Mr Frodo?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It promotes glucose uptake.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So tell me why you outlawed Christmas again?



A: Frodo! Frodo! Fro...oh hi.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh cool, a magic ring. Let me put that on!

A: But I saw you at the game last night, not the library.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T'Pol, I spent all night studying about Xindi relations and I am ready to be diplomatic with them. I even missed a water polo match!



A: Look, I dont care what your question is, you are still making an offer which I must reciprocate or acknoledge in some way or form![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you want?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what does The President's intelligence look like?



A: Is that it?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My birthday present for you is the infamous One Ring. I rescued it from some very good people who were trying to destroy it. Now take it. Quick.

A: Are you even listening? I said go [i:post_uid0]left[/i:post_uid0] at the third corner on the right side of the gym, just after passing the library and before you see the big city at the horizon.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Braaiiiiiiinsss..... Braaaiiiiinnnsssss.... BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS......

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, are you aware that you have been repeating yourself for the last three hours?

A: Do you mind? I'm trying to watch some nude Minbari here.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] C and C to Captain Sheridan! The Shadows are attacking! What are we going to do?

[Betcha all didn't know he had a [i:post_uid0]rank[/i:post_uid0], eh? All of you thought he was a [i:post_uid0]redshirt[/i:post_uid0], eh?]

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: (Aside to Sa'ar) Do you think we should get her to a doctor? No you're right. We [i:post_uid0]should[/i:post_uid0] wait a day or two to see if it wears off.

A: Shut up. Nude Minbari.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] :censors first X-rated question involving that mutual pleasure ritual that John and Delenn took part in:

Ahem.

Cat, you're blushing. What did you see in that box? Oh come on, come on, you can tell meee.....


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Alright, that's it. I don't care if it wears off. It's getting annoying. Doctor. Now.

A: Covered with ice.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: She got stuck.

A: It's just a rumour. Don't listen to it.

Any reason why you're only on ICQ when Sa'ar asks you to?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So I heard that 17 got her hands on a five-mile long weapon of mass destruction. Is that true?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.


Because... no-one else asks me to get on ICQ?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: :Silence:

A: An assassin, but only if he'd do his job.

I see. :eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What did the Romulans turn Geordi into?

A: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a *THWAM!* I deserved that.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, how would you describe that dog running around without fur, over there?

A: Yes, but make sure you kill John.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: So, to recap, we'll kill Jonas, Bill Gates, the guy in the Barney suit, and that Sheridan chap.


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: The Great Pie of Rassilon[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What (almost) rhymes with Bastillion?

A: Knoppix.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you call a picture of John Knopp?

(Don't ask me who the frell John Knopp is-- I don't know either.)

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a five-mile-long space station of DOOM!

[quote:post_uid0]Q: So, to recap, we'll kill Jonas, Bill Gates, the guy in the Barney suit, and that Sheridan chap.
[/quote:post_uid0]

Why Kill Bill? :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, I cant read this cryptic data on this weird station.

A: Look behind you. Oh wait, too late.

Why Kill Bill? Because he is the one that started this mess[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Ensign, where was that last Borg that we--[b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]<font color = 860000>GAK![/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0]</font>

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0]Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can you repeat how The President's intelligence looks like for those who didnt hear you the first 20 times, please?



A: Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself. Stop repeating yourself.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's wrong with repeating myself? It's not my fault if all these questions you guys are asking have the same answer!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Again, just for the sake of clarity, what does The President's intelligence look like?



A: Sorry, I know the question is rude,but the answer must be said, because it's true.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do you keep asking if I am related to a monkey?

A: Monkey See, Monkey Forgot[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the title of Dr Laura's new autobiography?


A: I understand. Really. I wasnt sleeping or anything.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think we should kill 17 for constantly repeating herself? Opium?

A: What about the upgrade of her baguette? I have the feeling we can't escape it now.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Here, what do you think of this plan to inflitrate 17's harem, kidnap Delenn and get the hell out before she comes after us? Foolproof, isn't it?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a--WHAT THE HELL! [b:post_uid0]Get BACK HERE with Delenn, you [i:post_uid0]SCUMBAG[/i:post_uid0]![/b:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Alright, we got Delenn. Now just to escape sevent-- Uh-oh.

A: Anata wa baka desu![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: cat, you've been talking funny ever since 17 thwapped you really hard with Babylon 5...

A: Cryptic. Obscure. ...Oh, wait, Captain, now I recognize the sense of aliens' usual astonishment at my uselessness.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Omoishiroi, desne To'Porusan?

A: It's not cryptic or obscure, but it does look like a baguette, don't you think?

That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you staring at 17's posts like that?



A: And it just went on, like a nightmare that comes back every night, like the bad song that wont go away, like the fly that you can catch, like the TV show that sucks, like the English debate over Star Wars vs Cheese, like that yappy dog next door, like that cat with the bell across the street, like...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why are you so morose about dying over and over and over, John?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baked French phallic symbol.


[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"]That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese. :D[/quote:post_uid0]

[i:post_uid0]Bakero![/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, what are some features of your species on Minbar?


A: PLEASE DONT HURT ME![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what did the captain of the DOOMed ship say?

A: Sorry, there is too much interference.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Could you please go to 17 and tell her... Why are you rustling with that piece of paper?

A: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like it's going to THWAP me.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. *insert whistling sound as Babylon 5 is propelled toward catalina*

A. Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a transwarp baguette of DOOM!.



[quote:post_uid0]That would be "You are stupid" in Japanese.[/quote:post_uid0]
I knew that. Silly me. v_v[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you think of my new design for the Vorlon ships?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a--[b:post_uid0]*CRASH*[/b:post_uid0]



[And thus NAH proves Cat's point.][/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Say 17, what's that fuzzy white-on-blue text say?

A: Save your lives from pain and misery at the House of the Thwapping Baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, NAH-- help me think of a slogan for my new slaughterhouse, will you?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] y ic. O c r . L li a aug e.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is that a cryptic, obscure bakery item? I told you you couldnt fool me!


A: Overworked. Underpaid. Looks an irate English professor...oh, maybe it IS an irate underpaid overworked English professor.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Opium, could you describe the object shoved deep in Cat's closet?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] :snores: :turns over: Delenn... Delenn... :turns over:
:snores:[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ok people, now she's asleep, we can easily steal her bag-- Oops, I think she's waking up.

A: Birthday. Not mine.

[quote:post_uid0]I knew that. Silly me. v_v[/quote:post_uid0]
You did? I wouldn't have.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wearing a party hat? What for?

A: She's just being cryptic and obscure. I think she accidentally thwapped herself silly while practicing with her baguette again.


(I wouldn't have either, but last semester I read an excerpt from a British lady's book about living in Japan that included the word.)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is this thread all about 17 lately? Where is she anyway?

A: A clock and a mouse, but neither one is real.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What on earth were those objects that I saw in orbit through my telescope?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: 'This Is A Really Silly Name For An Episode Of Star Trek'[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you seen how lazy the Star Trek writers have gotten? The next episode of Enterprise is titled...



A: I dont think I understand. Say it again within the context of a 30-second Monty Python skit.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's like a Spanish Inquisition...ya know?

A: Cryptic....Obscure. Its could be bigger than a bread box, but then again, I just don't know.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How would you describe John Sheridan's ego?


A: Death will come swift to that person. Or at least some heavy taxes.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: So, let's say I have a...'friend' who actually thinks Jonas is quite a good character - what do you think would happen to them?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Hmmm...cheesy.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Double Gloucester?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baby octopus.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Okay, what's this stuff on top of my sushi, again?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a walking talking shiny purple shower curtain prop.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Huh? What?


A: Pie. Pudding. Johnny Depp. John Sheridan. LOTR. POTR. And now this.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks....

A: That was so last page[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Cryptic? Obscure? Ha! Minbar is more like a crusty bread product! And that John Sheridan is really...


A:This post is not intended to insult or harm any pride of any planet, race, or food product.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I need a new signature. Any suggestions?

A: I didn't feel like it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wanna play "Save John Sheridan from the Crazy Forumgoers?"


A: Isometric. Unconventional. Looks a B-movie set.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wanna rent "When Tribbles Attack 3"?

A: This post is here because I thought it would look good here.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: That post is not in the script. Please remove it. Why was it there in the first place?

A: Error. No answer availlable.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? CAN YOU FREEKING HEAR ME NOW? HOW ABOUT NOW? WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME?


A: Because it's in the contract.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why would you think you can kill John Sheridan just because you don't like the script?

A: Of [i:post_uid0]course[/i:post_uid0] I don't want you to get hurt. Will you fight that red dragon now?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. First you "borrowed" my parachute so you could cut out snowflakes for this "really important" project that I never heard anything more about. Then you neglected to inform me of the Acme anvil perched on top of that ajar door, allegedly left there by a forgetful taya17. Now you hand me an acorn and tell me it's a marvelous weapon that will serve me well in this potentially fatal cave up ahead. Are you [i:post_uid0]sure[/i:post_uid0] you don't want me to get killed?

A. GAK![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Well, it was kinda stupid you thought you could take a red dragon all by yourself. Anyway, when you get over this, I made a [i:post_uid0]delicious[/i:post_uid0] [color=CCCCCC:post_uid0]poisoned[/color:post_uid0] pie for you.

A: He was a :sniff: good kid. Who wants pie?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, where is everyone going? ...Hey! Don't leave me here in this cart! I'm not dead! In fact, I think I'll go for a walk now!

A: Close enough.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You might not be dead, but you're...

A: I'll bite your leg off![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If im dead, how can I be walking here now?

A: An Axe to the head will do the trick[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How can we kill John Sheridan today?



A: I dont believe that is physically possible for a human.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Canyou explain multiple regression to me in plain english, please?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like the inverse correlation matrix for two variables.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how would you describe the set for "Death of a Salesmen" so a computer nerd?


A: John Sheridan would have wanted it that way. Just ask him when he comes alive again.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So why did we just burn John's body and the ashes in the Well of DOOM!, again?

A: Every closed system strives after a maximum of entropy. So cleaning my room is against my nature.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: cat's mom: i've told you again and again to clean your room, why havent you done it? (I actualy gave that answer to my mom once lol)

A: Maybe you should try a Vulcan.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I don't know what to eat anymore. I tried meatballs, french fries, macaroni with cheese... Nothing appeals to me.

A: It's not like it's cannibalism.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Can't you see that Porthos/chilli jokes are [i:post_uid0]wrong[/i:post_uid0]? Why would you eat a dog in the first place?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: See Section 9, sub-section 48a, heading 5, paragraph 2.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do I open this car door? There's no key!



A: Silly, it's there, just look.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Um sir we've reached the the coordinates but i dont see the planet anywhere

A: I think its the wrong color[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, we have reached the blue planet which we were looking for. Wait a minute, the blue planet is yellow?

A: Captain, there is a moon we can hide behind so the audience can't laugh at us.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mr. Tuvok, did I just send Chakotay on an away mission in a shuttle?

A: What we need are questions like, "Why is Sa'ar ignoring me on ICQ?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hmm. I'm trying to think of ways to provoke 17 into using her B5 of THWAP!ing. Any ideas, cat?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like an oversized chylomicron.

Stay away from Sa'ar, Cat... he's MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine! :eyes light up like twin suns: MUAAHAHAHAHA![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's cryptic, obscure, and looks like an oversized chylomicron?



A: Right. Sure. You go and try that. I'll stay here.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17 is using her B5 of THWAP!ing way too often. We must steal it.

A: Grass is always greener at the other side of the road.

[quote:post_uid0]Stay away from Sa'ar, Cat... he's MINE! Mine mine mine mine mine! :eyes light up like twin suns: MUAAHAHAHAHA![/quote:post_uid0]
I think I'll just not answer that. :eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look, this grass is not green, but blue. Now look at the green grass on the other side of the road. Can you please explain why that is?

A: It's time to ask 17 for advice on how to get the grass on this side of the road to be greener than the other side of the road.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Neo, why are you wearing that armor plated suit?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ni![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you the gay knights that say "Ni"?

A: You must be The Spanish Inquisition that we have been expecting. Have a seat and we will begin your session.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: NeoMatrix, you're randomly quoting Monty Phython a lot.Are you okay?...NeoMatrix? NeoMatrix?



A:Yes, and then some more stuff happened and it ended with a big bang.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hejira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Was Spock still going through Pon Farr when he and Kirk ran off together at the end of Amok Time?

A: I apologize profusely. Really, I do. It's not like I used more than one exclamation point or anything.[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Don't touch that. Do you want to bring about the end of the universe as we know it?

A. Cryptic. Obscure. Smells like Nirvana.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How is a Nickleback concert?



A: Oh, sure, and you NEVER use run-on sentences.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I read your report this morning and I saw that you used too many run on sentences so I could not read it without getting my brain shutting down cause you know robots cant process too much information at once between periods and commas so please use periods and commas in your next report.

A: Today is the day! Today is the day! Now where did I put those tickets?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] And I suppose you're not excited by the release of [i:post_uid0]Matrix: Revolutions[/i:post_uid0], eh, Neo?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Sounds like a pairing made in heaven.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: ...so she said I should go out with that guy, you know the one...what do you think?


A: HAha, there's no one for you. You go die now.


(Disclaimer: actual things said/overheard at college today)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, how come everyone's got a partner and I don't? Just because my name is John Sheridan?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] OMG liek Neo and Agent Smith are SO my OTP!!!


:runs from Zeke:[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So 17, what did you think of that Superbrawl?

A: Matrix fans everywhere have been let down. We have seen this behavior in Star Trek fans too.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how was Revolutions? Was it worthwhile?

A: Do Oracles die?

[quote:post_uid0]Q: So 17, what did you think of that Superbrawl?[/quote:post_uid0]
I don't think I want to know this before Saturday. :p[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The Death of the Council of Oracles has caused Mr Frodo to face Agent Smith all alone.

A: Use the ring Frodo. Use it to erase the Agent Smith clones.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you mean "don't use the Force"?

A: Agents are immune to the Force, don't you know?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Obi Wan, wouldn't it be logical to use the force on those 17 agents?

A: Mr. Frodo, give the ring to Mr. Mayweather. He can sneak past the guards more easily than you.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, say something to insult Frodo and Mayweather all at the same time, won't you?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does a row of dead chickens crossing the road look like?

A: Lord of the Star Matrix Wars[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: James Cameron, you havent made a hit in a while...what's your new project? Is it full of original ideas?



A: Shoot. I forgot.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So Neo, how do you eventually plan to kill all the agents Smith?

A: The Echo[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: You know, this band sounds almost exactly like the last one on, except they're quieter. Tell me, what are they called?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Well, I did warn you that if I told you I'd have to kill you.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I won't tell anybody, I promise. Please don't kill me.

A: Cryptic. Obscure. Just get THWAP!ed already![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What three things do John Sheridan and Agent Smith have in common, 17?


A: NNNOOOOOOOOO! The props make the movie. THE PROPS I TELL YOU![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Hey Opium, let's spend the rest of our budget on making really fancy rotors for the planes. That'll guarantee a box office hit!

A. We're perfectly safe. 17 won't notice what we did. By the way, what's that whistling noise?[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Shouldn't we go and hide or something? I mean, we did spray-paint 'Delenn Sucks' all over that wall over there.


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "Stiny! Get me a buffalo!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Kevin Costner say when he heard that they will be making "Dances With Wolves 2"?

A: Are you sure that is what you are really eating Cypher?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick! My ex-best-friend is coming close! Say something cool!


A: Um...I think I lost it two hours ago.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Alright now, we have to be quick if we want to get out of here. Where's the bomb?

A: You're all nuts.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So we're all going write some fivers and watch POTC, LOTR and eat pie and pudding. Wanna come?


A: It's gone the way of pie,pudding, LOTR, POTC and killing John Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, I didn't come to your party, but how did it work out? Did you write many fivers?

A: It's like, when you die and something interesting happens, and you wish you could have been there.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How was the watching the third Matrix compared to watching the first and second?


A: Then he ate the bowl due to the power of cheese![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what happened after he ate the cheese?

A: A bowl can do wonders to a young mind like yours.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you menacingly holding that bowl over my head?



A: Maybe it just needed more Johnny Depp.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Something was missing from the end of Matrix Revolutions, but I can't think of what it needed. Can you help me out here?

A: Piracy? Ha, im a pirate, that is what I do.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Johnny Depp is a pirate, and a hot one that, but I dont think he engages in piracy...what do you think, NeoMatrix?



A: You can not use permenant marker, you'll get it off, nor be able to paint over it![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T'Pol, why do you seem so upset by the sight of my taking a crayon to this Post-It note?


A: I've just been attacked by a demon-infested cardboard tube![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you bashing that package of paper towels?


A: Wow, it's back![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Since this is a really long commercial break, I think I will take the time to talk to you about your annoying death habbits.

A: Um, where did everyone go? Nobody is posting[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And then John died and .................................................. ........................................
[nothing].................................................. ....................[still nothing].................................................. ........


A: Finals are really really hard![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So nobody's posting because they don't have computers, and nobody has computers because they all beat them total-loss. Why was that again?

A: Chocolate pie for everyone![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what is that secret saying that brings everyone back to life?

A: Death must have lost its Death List[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you still here?


A: Mr. Smith left his apartment.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Remind me why we went into this burning building. Isn't there supposed to be someone in here we have to save?

A: Oh great. Just great. Now I'll have to find some other way to die.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you standing so close to John Sheridan? Dont you know his new curse is that people ignore him and anything around him?



A: I really wanted to see that, actually.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I decided not to die right in front of you. It might be really gross.

A: History is so... over[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you burning all the history books in the college parking lot?


A: Stating that doesnt make it true![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it true that you said that stating facts doesnt mean its true?

A: Cue the music, I smell a murder coming[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it just me or is that dark shorwded figure sneaking up behind 17?


A: But if i did that then it wouldn't be any fun anymore.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Will you please tell me when you are behind me. You scare the living daylights out of me when you do that.

A: Take a number and sit over there with the rest of the customers[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I know it's the day after Thanksgiving, but can I return Bruce Almighty now, before I get it for Christmas?

A: Things that make you go "Bwuh"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Keanu Reeve's favorite magazine?



A: Sweet! I like it![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does the chocolate pie I made taste like?

A: How did you die?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I died in the play, over and over.



A: Golfing or Glorfindel, really.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ok, two more days left in this week of doing things that start with G. What are our choices that remain?

A: I missed the Early Bird Specials thanks to the traffic, so will there be any Lucky Worm Specials for the ones that survived the traffic madness?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why dont you just ask your question now?


A: Various methods of controlling the amount are needed.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Okay, how do we stop Chakotay's corpse from decaying too badly until the captain gets back?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, stop thinking about lunch and tell me what that unidentified alien object that's coming toward the station is!

A: I tripped over an extra syllable that shouldn't have been where it was![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] NAH, why do you keep falling flat on your face reading all these Polish road signs?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like the dog chewed on it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I think I've heard this song before.

A: Staring at the ceiling, wondering how I ended up on the floor.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how did your attempt to take Frodo's ring away from him work out?


A: You know who's cool? Sam. And Frodo. But not Farimir. He's a meany.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look at my new space station! Isn't it cool?

A: The [b:post_uid0]Great[/b:post_uid0] Forestatlas.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's something interesting to research?



A: Oodles of ribbons with noodles of bobins.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What answer could kill a forum?

A: Someone pushed the power button, then fell into a deep sleep.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So now that we finally managed to turn on the lights, tell me, what happened?

A: When the host is dead, the virus dies with it. When the host is revived, we hope the virus isn't.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, why are we dousing Buffy's body in antiviral solution, again?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because I feel the need to express my UNDYING love for David Wenham![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you say you want to become a vampire?

A: Who the hell is David Wenham?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Quick, Cat! Ask a question which is likely to get you slaughtered by 17!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Argh.


Have you watched ROTK, Cat? David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why's it raining in Ottawa on Christmas Eve?

A: iMacs make me say nice things about Winblows.


[quote:post_uid0]David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/quote:post_uid0]

I'm cuter.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you saying your computer ate my CD?

A: Death, the void, and nothing.

[quote:post_uid0]Have you watched ROTK, Cat? David Wenham is the guy who plays Faramir. ::Very:: cute.[/quote:post_uid0]
No, I haven't. And frankly, I don't plan to, either. I missed TT too, and I barely followed the Fellowship.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If Borimir went the way of Farimir, what would he see?



A: Bad Pippin! No lembas![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Frodo say when Pippen drank the last of the ale?

A: Hey Frodo, look what I found![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Sam, what are you doing with that strange, shiny round disc that says "Lord of the Rings?"




A: Oh no, Legolas would do that.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey Opium, nance naked in the snow with me, will you?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cat needs to be saved from the pits of ignorance and the damned.

[Sa'ar-- while that may be so, I'm nowhere as cute as Eowyn, much less cuter, so that doesn't make us any hotter than the most shagadelic couple in all of Middle-Earth. Sorry.][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's with the rope ladder?

A: We fish you a hairy Christmoose and a hippo New Year.

[quote:post_uid0]I'm nowhere as cute as Eowyn, much less cuter,[/quote:post_uid0]

I beg to differ.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, Sa'ar, are you an animal lover?

A: I need to be saved from the pits of [i:post_uid0]what[/i:post_uid0]?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So Aragorn WILL headlock you, you know.



A: Wowzers, she left it in Chicago.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Inspector, didn't I see that girl fiddling with your can-opener gadget a few days ago? Where is it now? I want to open this can.


A: I'm going to get THWAPped hard no matter how I answer this question, aren't I? :suspicious: :dead:[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You're gonna be thwaped no matter how you answer this question.


A: Out! In! Over there! Over here![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what are the LOTR refs trying to decide between in the Instant Replay Challenge of who has possesion of the ring.

A: The Orcs are not in the playoffs now thanks to the Elves.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:The elves are SO hot...so why do you like the Orcs.




A: Lord of the Rings is hot, but Encounters of the Third Kind was really hot.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you get me a copy of Encounters of the Third Kind for christmas i asked for a copy of TTT!


A: You don't get between a frog and her cheese!

Edit: to remove extra exclimation points.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is that tiny frog trying to kill Pippin?



A: Things dont go well when you're missing a step.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Step one: steal underpants.
Step two:
Step three: profit!

A: Now I just have to decide where I came from.

Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread? :eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What are you going to do now that you've decided where you are going?

A:Take the next right and go straight on to Canada.

[quote:post_uid0]Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread?[/quote:post_uid0]

Huh? *looks up* 8| oops heehee, i'll just go fix that *tries to look innocent*[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Katy Jane"]A:Take the next right and go straight on to Canada.[/quote:post_uid0]
Q:Excuse me, can you tell me the way to Buenos Aires?

Edit: Oops! I forgot.

A: Forever lost in Hafnarfjordur, Iceland.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where is Carmen San Diego?



A: Wow, nice to get off the LOTR bandwagon...hmmm, hobbits.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So no one's mentioned LotR in a while, what do you think about that?

A: Don't make me bring out my New Years Party Hat of DOOM![/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are the famous words of the Roman Emperor Romulus Augustulus on 31 Dec 475?

A: It`s my party and I`ll cry if I want to![/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Katy Jane, are you testing whether Zeke reads this thread? :eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's an interesting question.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Begs for forgivness*

I promase i'll never let it happen again. :bigsmile:[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]You're forgiven. Â Actually, I never saw the unedited post.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you crying over spilled milk?



A: Cliches are good for New Year's. The make us seem less stupid![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you scream "10, 9, 8, 7, it's a trap!"?

A: Hilarity ensues.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Okay, so this episode we'll have Nan with her foam bat facing off against taya17 with her space station in a duel of honor over some squabble about popcorn. What happens next?


A: What? No slow-motion instant replay?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you catch when that drunk guy fell over the couch into the fish tank?



A: Umbrellas may be needed in that situation![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: All that talk about pigs... But what if [i:post_uid0]elephants[/i:post_uid0] could fly?

A: He's called Dumbo.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How is Chakotay credited on the DVD?



A: Hi.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Anyone here?

A: Good Bye[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You say goodbye, and I say hello... hello, hello... I don't know why you say --

A: No, it's a powderkeg literally, not metaphorically.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If someone in the movie show yelled "Fire in the second row! This whole place is a powderkeg!" you'd notice him, right?

A: You don't own me.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh, there was this other song on the same subject too, irritates the stuffing out of me, really lame, ohhh what [i:post_uid0]was[/i:post_uid0] its title ... ?


A: Ironically, I can't remember.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was your final conclusion about memory loss due to drinking, Dr. Laura?



A: It's full of stuff that's good for Bill Gates.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's in the glass marked "Danger! Â Poison! Â Do not drink under any circumstances"?

A: Bat Out Of Hell

Edit: This is my MMth post.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the name of that play you were writing, Sar, you know the one about the bat...


A: I really, really, really dont think you want to do that. :O[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I was thinking of going to Bill Gates's mansion and yelling "You're a big nerd and robber of ideas and you dont really deserve to be called "king of computers" although you could be called "king of businesspeople".


A: Ooo, shiny![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the last thing John said?

A: Im sorry, you just cant jump across the Grand Canyon on a unicycle.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I jump over the Grand Canyon on a unicycle?



A: Having doent make you special, only scary.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Am I special because I have been the only one that has ever been able to blow root beer out of my ears?

A: I thought you would never ask[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the average wingspeed of an unladen swallow?

A: There's a bathroom on the right.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is there a huge lineup of Democrats on the Conservative side of the House?


A: Okay, just dont sit on the cheese.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I have some pizza?

A: Can't, there is no longer a planet called Mars.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is Britain sending another Beagle to Mars to find out why the other never worked?



A: Walking around the mall, in a dazed, confused manner, with a top hat.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I can't remember, what was the subject of that boring book? You know, the one about, ehm...

A: It fills one page.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wouldnt the entire mind of Justin Timberlake fill, like, at least one book?



A: Under a great snow-covered tree, the man sat for hours, thinking.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what happens in the boring book after the man in the top hat leaves the mall?

A: That must be the world's biggest book[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The man walks around the mall, dazed in a tophat. He leaves the mall and goes to another mall, and then feels compelled to wander every mall in a dazed, confused manner in a tophat.


A: So many malls...so few daze.


((haha, pun-ny!))[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: AHHH! There are 13 huge malls to go to and only 340 shopping days left till Christmas!

A: Ummm, you call this a mall? Oh look, an angry mob is chasing the man in the top hat.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There are 30 stores and a dazed and confused man walking around in a top hat...isnt that a mall?




A:It was...interesting, to say the most.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did you think of the speech given by that man in the top hat accompanied by a curious little monkey?

A: He yelled out for George[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the confused, dazed, mall-walking man in the top hat do when he say a book called "Curious George"?



A: That funny old confused dazed mall-walking man in the top hat![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] How is Chakotay credited in the DVDs?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like 17 is back in the game.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did I suddenly feel like someone walked over my grave?

A: Tequila![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does the confused, dazed, mall-walking man in the top hat drink after a long day in the mall looking for his pet monkey?

A: Uh Oh, looks like the man in the top hat met 17 on the second floor of the mall. I see love in the air.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: A girl with a big "17" on her shirt has backed an confused, dazed man in a tophat who likes to wonder the mall into a corner and is explaining the difference between a "mini-bar" and a "minbari" to him!


A: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a dazed, confused man in a tophat wondering malls.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why am I dreaming about malls and top hats?

A: Samwise and Samdumb were seperated at birth[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the connection between "Stuck on You" and "Lord of the Rings"?



A: Dazed. Confused. Walks around malls in a top hat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What would you do if I spun you around really fast in the mall and put a top hat on your head?

A: I told him to stay away from the Toy Store[/color:post_uid0]