Answer --> Question game

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I see life people.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] And this is my answer.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. See here's the question...

A. Actualy i find it almost painfuly ironic[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you hear of the ironing board maker who got run over by a truck full of irons?


A: But why is the rum gone? Not to mention TopHatMan and John![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, it's morning. That was some party we had last night.

A: The answer to your question will be found in the answer of the next post after yours.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Could you please be a little more vague?

A: Thank you. That was just what I needed.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: you mean-spirited horrid person! *slap*



A: Look! No one has mentioned Top Hat Man or John in a while![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It has come to a point where we don't have to mention certain people. They will continue doing what they do in the background of our posts...

A: When will you realize that I am your father[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: "The father will kill the son"? What's this? And when is this going to happen, anyway?

A: While this might be true, I don't care about them, and I am even prepared to kill them if I have to.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you see those people on Survivor who were chained to the big bucket of water?



A: I guess Oedipus Rex and Equus could be considered to have some themes which may overlap.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Teacher, didn't we read a book last semester with the same theme? Im tired of this theme, I want something new besides love and death.

A: Dude, I got this ring delivered to me by email. To bad it doesn't quite fit, plus its not water resistant.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: NeoMatrix, first off, I did *not* send you any rings. Second, I am female. Third, that's a trial pack of Cheerios.


A: Edited because I forgot something.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you come back so quickly?

A: Ever get that feeling that you are married?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You came back from the future to tell me, what exactly?

A: "Men are sarcastic, women are evil"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Janeway, what did you learn at the academy today?

A: I just know you will be a fine captain one day, just like Captain Kirk.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: In keeping with no continuity, what was Archer told as a boy that made him want to be a captain?



A: I suppose if it was in fact a fish, there wouldn't have been a movie![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was John's idea for a character in a movie?

A: "Danger! Bridge ouuuuuuut"[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Right before we fell into this river, what was that man trying to yell at us?


A: Well now that was unexpected![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look out! There's a horde of psychotic journalistically inclined pigs coming this direction bent on killing the entire human race with their poisonous quilts so they can have some nice new conversation pieces for their living rooms!


A: Use the "for()" loop![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What sort of loop should I use for the collar of this sweater I'm knitting?



A: I think you meant "loonie".[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I didn't ask for the Loony Tunes

A: Captain, I think we found a planet, or maybe its just another rock floating in space.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did we just hit?



A: They are a strange, smart society, with many odd customs.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How does the crew of Enterprise describe every species they run into?

A: Starships are meant to be flown in space, not to be crash landing on planets. Picard, this is the last letter we are going to be able to give you. Now, will you PLEASE keep Enterprise Z in one piece![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Admiral Janeway, I may have had my portion of distasters, but in the end, at least I sort of kind of have love, which is I realize is something you have not had. Is that why you wanted to become Admiral so badly?


A: RedShirt Survivor: The Moon[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What reality show had the shortest run time due to all the contestants dying within the first hour?

A: Oh yes, I remember that show. That reality show lasted at least 10 years.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you remember "Survivor: Captains"? That ending where they all decided to share the million was cool!


A: Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Repeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey TopHatMan, show me that new dance move you do when you are wondering in the malls.

A: When you do the stomp, make sure you are not in the food court near any mustard packets[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: TopHatMan, what suggestions do you have for people dancing your new groove in malls?



A: Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Repeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: TopHatMan, what is the proper dance to do after you buy something?

A: When that happens, don't dance, just RUN![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What should I do if I see John and TopHatMan in talks with Paramount to make 'Star Trek:Voyages of John and TopHatMan'?


A:Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Shimmy your shoulders. Step back. Repeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When on fire, what should you do?

A: Ummmm, Can you show me that dance move again please?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: NeoMatrix, what did you say right after you saw Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake's Superbowl show?


A:Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Shimmy your shoulders. Step back. Step front. Point your left toe. Point your right toe. Repeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Simon say do?

A: Stomp. Stomp. Step Forward. Step Left. Kick. RUN![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you do when salemen come to your door?


A: Stomp. Step right. Step left. Moonwalk. Skip in a clockwise circle. Hop in a counterclockwise circle. Shimmy your shoulders. Step back. Step front. Point your left toe. Point your right toe. Deep knee bend. Deep knee bend. Repeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So you got a new exercise video for christmas, did you?

A: I'll take that as a definate maybe.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *Zap* Now go away!

A: so when exactly do you do the Hokey Pokey in this dance move?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: See, when you're in the Nutcracker, you must do many graceful dance steps.



A: The routine details are as followed:
Stomp left foot
Step right-step touch
Step left-step touch
Moonwalk-8 steps back
Skip in a clockwise circle-4 skips
Hop in a counterclockwise circle-4 hops
Shimmy your shoulders-4 beats
Step back with left foot.
Step front with left foot.
Point your left toe-frontwards
Point your right toe-frontwards
Deep knee bend-2 beats (that's plie to the dancers out there)
Deep knee bend-2 beats (plie)
Repeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Opium, did you get the secret password to our archenemy's Top-Secret Den of Evil? What is it?



A: Um, I, er... ummm..... hmm.... Next question![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What, in Roman theatrical times, was a play called in which a Greek play was performed, but in Roman dress?



A: The routine details followed, as: The SchrittRechtschrittnotenschrittLinkschritt note Moonwalk-8 of the left Fu?s Stomp of steps unterst?zen line interlacing Zeilenspr?gen into the rechtsen around circle-4 a Hop in one to the left flutter the hop circle-4, its Schl?e shoulders-4 with left Fu?zur?ktreten. Step front side with left Fu? Point your left toe frontwardspunkt your deep deep repetition of the Schl?e of the knee bend-2 of the Schl?e of the knee bend-2 of the right toe frontwards (the plie to the T?zern are out there) (plie).[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How can you clearly tell me the dance steps when you are drunk?

A: If at anytime you cannot complete the exercise given to you by Opium, you may quietly go away an never come back to this school.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is one of the most important rules in the 5MV Forums? (besides, of course, using too many !'s )



A: Skip forward 4 times, start with right foot. Give present to boss. Skip back 4 times, start with left foot.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the proper procedure to kill your boss?

A: Or, you can just run and skip procedures[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's a good way to do procedures in the National Gymnastics School?


A: Skip forward 4 times, start with right foot. Give present to boss. Skip back 4 times, start with left foot. Sit on chair. Get up. Skip forward 4 times. Shake boss's hand.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So Bob, what do you usually do at work all day?

A: You might want to write that down[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What should I do with my idea for a novel that's in my head?



A: The routine details are as followed:
Stomp left foot
Step left-step touch
Skip in a clockwise circle-4 skips
Shimmy your shoulders-4 beats
Step front with left foot.
Point your right toe-frontwards
Deep knee bend-2 beats (plie)
Repeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you take showers?

A: It seems only you and I are the only ones having fun here in this thread[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wow, this a cool thread!



A: And so, for another day, and another time.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Im tired of dancing. Mind if we go rest for awhile?

A: TopHatMan is wondering around the mall dancing to Opium's excercise CD while solving a crime[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the TopHatMan doing these days?



A: TopHatMan Boogie. Don't forget your tapshoes.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are we in such a hurry to get to the mall?

A: I hope John isnt at the mall too. He always dies in the arcade before I get to it.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I hope John is at the mall too. Then I can slip away from you and kill him while he's distracted in the arcade of DOOM.


A: This sounds like a sitcom to me...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The Day to Day <s>struggles</s> deaths of a man named John

A: Perhaps it would be better as a mini series, or even a blockbuster movie.[/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What do you think about Smallville? :)



A. that show is still ON???


Sab[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, did you see the last episode of Friends?

A: How can you miss it, they play the reruns for it on every channel[/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What channel is Friends on?


A. Spike TV.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, where did TNN go? I want to watch Star Trek

A: Highways[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If you could choose any subject for a makeover show, what would it be?



A: I luv u Picard![/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Hey Picard, is there something you'd wish Beverly would tell you? (yeah I'm a BonCer!)

A. I hate you, Chakotay![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Admiral Janeway tell Captain Janeway to say to Chakotay?

A: I lov...ummm.... I love your hair Seven[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is one thing the Doctor really wants to say?

(BonCer? Is that what Picard/Crusher is called? :) )


A: I luv you Beverly![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When Beverly was sleeping, what did Picard change the greeting message to on her combadge?

A: You mean to say that we can change the ringtones and offline messages on our combadges...GAK![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Crewmen John, do you realize you can have a different ringtone on there besides the Cardassian anthem? You can even change your outgoing message so people will stop thinking you're a Cardassian spy...that could get you killed, you know!

A: It doesnt matter, John will back next post.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, where did John go? I was going to tell him to turn his combadge off the next time he is in a movie.

A: At least you can turn those off[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I bought one of those Wesley Crusher dolls...


A: Got to go, must see John.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, John is back from his recent death.

A: When I said drop what you are doing and come with me, I didn't mean drop it on my foot.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ooo, the PNE is on? *drops box of bricks*


A: Was he a kind man? A great man?[/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you know the muffin man?

A. Shrek! (in Donkey voice)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Your such a noble ass.

A: But the cat was so adorable...until he kicked our asses[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did you think of catalina_marina?


A: Two plus two equal five. There are five lights.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ensign, I need you to tell me how many lights there are on the plasma bomb.

A: I'm so excited[/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Mr. Montgomery, we've got a great episode idea involving Mayweather. The whole A plot is centered around Travis. Is this ok?

A. I get a line![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Today class, I will be giving each one of you a shape for you to write a short story about. Travis, we will start with you.

A: No more lines for you[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *Mayweather*: Captain, a ship is approaching.


A: I don't care, you're just a redshirt.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, I want off this ship now!

A: Crap, we lost the Walt Disney holoprogram in that last attack.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you hear some of the violent, sexy, stupid programming various parts of the Disney company now produce?



A: Finding Nemo or Shrek, as long as it isnt what you just said. How can you even suggest that? Ew![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, you want to go see that movie, "Eating Nemo" or do you want to go see "Shrek Gone Wild"?

A: Why did you make me go that far? You are evil![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Haha, I made you post that "Q" you just posted!



A: You know who I feel sorry for? The niece in Finding Nemo. Maybe she grows up to be really nice![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Every time we watch Finding Nemo, you cry. Who do you feel sorry for?

A: Don't make me turn this movie off and beat you with it[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If [i:post_uid0]The Search for Spock[/i:post_uid0] is so wonderful, what's that captain doing sitting in a pink captain's chair, hmmmm?


A: . . . Do you think we could blame this on Neelix somehow?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Lieutenant, our scans show that there is [i:post_uid0]no[/i:post_uid0] coffee in that nebula. So... are you going to tell the captain?

A: Yes. Twenty-four of them. One hour each.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you eat? How many meals a day? How long are each meal?

A: I would stop, but what would be the point in that?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Phlox, I can't read your presciption:"T'Pol and Trip are to have fgeoerg sessions a day?" Dies that refer to the message thing?


A: J..J...J...JENGA![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey T'Pol, what game is that you are playing with Trip?

A: Captain? Where's the Captain? Oh wait...I'm the Captain.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain Archer, They're attacking! What should we do? Captain? ...Jon?



A: Don't worry, I'll defend the ship until the day I... oo! Shiny...[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, Reed, I hear you might be going a little crazy cus you are sometimes sort of anti-social here on Enterprise...


A: I am Sam, Defender of Frodo, who's the greatest hobbit here in Middle Earth.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And just who do you think you are? Do you really think you two can sneak into Mordor without getting caught? Where are your parents?

A: Why not dig a tunnel?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Me and Timmy are building a rocket ship out of this cardboard box so we can fly around the world to China so we won't have to do any homework or go to school or even clean our rooms! But it's really hard work. Do you have any Scotch tape?


A: You mean that [i:post_uid0]isn't[/i:post_uid0] actually Vincent Price?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: This is a 1/3 sized cardboard cutout of Vincent Price. Isn't it life-like(yet small)?


A: I have no idea who Vincent Price is.[/color:post_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who's Vincent Price? (I've never heard of him!)

A. A giant, slippery eel.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is one alien you really want to see Archer fight?



A: Wasn't Vincent Price that guy who was on the Simpsons for that Superbowl ep?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where have I see that Vincent Price guy?

A: I can't quite put my finger on it.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mr Scott, why is the liquid nitrogen tank operating at -150 degrees instead of -190? What's wrong with it?

A: It's Cthulhu![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who is that lurking in the shadows?

A: This is not an answer, please refer the 1st answer on page 80[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Describe yourself in three sentences.

A: You.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who's the sweetest, most quirky poster with the nicest avatar? :p



A: Please refer all questions regarding this topic to the Information "Desk 4.7: Questions Regarding Topics Classified as D thru F" in the Information Booklet available in at "Information Desk 7.4: Booklets, Pamphlets, and Other Informational Documents" which you must have as to speed up the answering process.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where do I file this question?

A: Hey, two more answers and we get a free question![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does that Top 10 Secret List Note say?



A: To answer your question, please refer to the "Entry Information Desk: Clients Sz-Tu" and then go to validate your InfoID Card at the "Welcome Information Desk" to which your InfoID Card states.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do I need to do to get an answer about my computer problems?

A: Please stay online so an operator can hang up on you.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hi, Telus? I seem to have all these strange 'net surfing charges on my bill. I don't surf the net on my cell. What's going on?

(I know people, including me, who have had this happen. Luckily with me it was just the free trail version of it...)


A: This is a sewing store. Try going to governemnt officeses to have your question answered.[/color:post_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hi there, I'd like some information on how to legally changing my name to Kathryn Janeway.

A: I find the simplest solution is to ignore them. They soon go away.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I have these voices in my head. One always agrees with me, but the other tries to make me care for people and all.

A: Can't I just keep the first one?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I know you like the voice in your head that you're a good person, and even though you may do strange things, you'll turn out well in the end. But you have to replace that voice with the voice of Dr Laura so you always like you suck.


A: I asked Dr Phil that in an email, he said it was fine to do in moderation.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you sure stealing from Mafia-owned gambling syndicates isn't hazardous to the health?

A: It's white.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Describe the light you see when you die, John.

A: Did they forget to give you a key to the death gate, John?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I get to the bright light, but then I hit the wall!


A: John always to come back, but never for the girl![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So John comes back in every episode? Is there some girl he loves to death, so he fights hell to get back to her?

A: Due to John's condition, a cliff hanger episode may not end with the death of John, for the audience knows that John will come back at the beginning of the next episode.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Yah know how Spike died and then came back? Or how Buffy did that, too? And then Archer? Do you know of any others? I'm writing a story of silly cliffhangers where people come back to life after they appear dead!


A: Answering your question would seriously harm the John Time Continum of DOOM.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: May I talk to the original John?

A: I seem to be dying at a faster rate now[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are your last words for the 4700 time, John?


A: So then John went to see TopHatMan.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what happened after John died in the mall bathroom?

A: You really feel like that? But how do you know what it feels like to get hit my a meteor? You are talking like that has actually happened to you before, yet you are still here in one piece.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Personally, I think John would like to be hit by meteor. What fun!


A: And so John was hit my meteor, hail, lighting, a acid rain.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened after John left the mall after talking to TopHatMan?

A: You mean the mall got destroyed in the meteor strike? Is TopHatMan ok, or did he move on to another mall before the mall got destroyed?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The mall got destroyed in the meteor strike. TopHatMan may be okay, and there is intelligence saying he went to another mall.



A: Yah, sure, you want "lines".[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I have some more lines to speak? All you gave me was this line to play with, so I went around poking people with it.

A: Mayweather is dangerous with lines[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: To still be able to put Mayweather in the credits, we need to give him at least 2 lines average an ep. This could mean 2 an ep or save 'em all up for one ep with 52 lines for him. Does it matter which we do?


A: Poor Mayweather, even ignored in the Group Adaptive Story...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mayweather's dead! Quick, Jon, think of something to put on his gravestone!

A: A pair of tits will grow out of your forehead.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Spock, what will happen if I sleep with this cool alien babe?


A: Then I guess you need to do it.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Doctor! Doctor! My neighbour just told me that my husband and I need to [i:post_uid0]have sex[/i:post_uid0] to have kids! Is that true? We've been trying to have kids for [i:post_uid0]years[/i:post_uid0]! So, how?!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It gives me a warm fuzzy glow inside.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you feel everytime Sean Bean comes on screen in a movie? Do you luuuuv him? Like [i:post_uid0]that[/i:post_uid0]?


A: I sighed every time he came on screen. He's so dreamy![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you feel when the Sandman appears on the screen?

A: The last thing I remember him saying to me is "You are getting sleepy" and wondered how he knew that when I was insanely hyper.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the last thing Prof. Dumbledore said to you before you ran out of the room screaming?


A: Oh, he's hot. He needs to make more movies![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Doctor, what's wrong with my client? He's been acting oddly ever since he finished directing the LotR trilogy. I think he's running a fever!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's not ketchup, you idiot, it's BLOOD.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Yah know, those guys in Troy really should have been more careful where they eat fries.

(hehe, clever 17)

A: Because he's cute and clever and not hot in an oh-so-hot way.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Tell me again, Opium, why should I vote for Bush in the upcoming election?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I don't know. He turned purple and floated to the ceiling. Is that a bad sign?

(Of course I'm clever, you silly bint! :D ;) )

<font size = "-2">Edit: Hmm. Come to think of it, that answer actually [i:post_uid0]fits[/i:post_uid0] the question I asked.</font>[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A: Is John alright?


Q: Yes, that is what happened on Oprah yesterday[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Haaang on a minute. [i:post_uid0]Who[/i:post_uid0] started WW3 last night? Live on [i:post_uid0]public television[/i:post_uid0]? You're kidding, no way!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's.... quiet.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Honey, stick your head out the door and see if you can hear any of those forumgoers yacking about odd socks.

A: It's not that the socks are odd, in fact we have even socks, but one ran away.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Data, why are you still yammering on about odd socks?



A:No, not Bush. Kerry! And the Liberals or NDP. They are all super cool!


(I know you're a silly bint but what am I :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you voting for Bush?

A: You are a silly bint, and you know it.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] ::sniffle:: Asshole, why don't you like me?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, BRAA![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's your theme song for today?



A: Well, it was high time TopHatMan and John received more attention![/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think we could do to annoy the members of this forum to no end?


A: No! For the love of God no! NO![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I think I want to re-make The Birdcage, but this time starring TopHatMan and John.



A: Orlando Bloom. Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom. Johnny Depp.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What would Opium's Dream Tennis Match sound like?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Eek.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Sean Bean may be stariring in a new movie where he's the romantic lead opposite Robin Williams.


A: That was a really strange comment, you know that?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you on drugs, Opium? That last comment sounded weird.

A: I have the answer. Now where did I put it again. Arg, I keep misplacing the answer.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, wheres the answer?


A: Thats not even a question![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, I've got a silly question. "Skinnamarinky dinky-dink, skinnamarinky-doooo!"

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ow. That hurt.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If you're going to try to thwap someone with a humongous space station, you really ought to make sure you actually HIT the person so it doesn't swing around and thwap [b:post_uid0]you[/b:post_uid0] like it just did...


A: But I might be gone until next Tuesday![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain Kirk, I know you are about to go on this dangerous mission, but I would like to inform you of that there are some hot alien women on their way to meet you.

A: Oh, I forgot I left the coffee pot on in my ready room.[/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Captain Janeway, what's that smell?



A. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Thank you for choosing Enterprise Dining. Please state the beverage you like, brand, and the temperature. You have been identified as Captain Picard.

A: Our scans did not pick you up.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: O'Brien, did you see that big ship with the name "Doom" on it?


A: Everyone's a Captain Kirk.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey baby, lets take a walk on the wild side

A: I heard Tom has been in the holodeck playing Halo 3D all day long.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So anyways, then Tom and I won the Mars 500...



A: If you think it's that way, then just do it![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I believe the way out is over here past this dangerous animal that wants to eat me.

A: What a waste, another redshirt gone[/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the least likely thing you'll ever hear on Star Trek?


A. Bob.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you catch the name of that dying redshirt?

A: Next![/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Captain, Ensign Ihavenoname has been killed, there are only 2 redshirts left! what should I do?

A. Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I want to make a takcy comedy. Who should I hire?


A: May I choose another...PLEASE![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, after drawing for partners in tonight's square dance competition, you get John. Congrats. *snickers*

A: That will be the last snicker you will ever do.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *snicker*


A: it's a serious problem, it kills ones of people each year![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Pretzels really are great snacks!


A: I don't see what that had to do with John or TopHatMan.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: As for those two annoying characters who keep spoiling my plans, Im going to have a tea party.

A: I'll get you next time, John! Next time![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the last words the Xindi said to TopHatMan?




A: Look, I understand your problem. However, for me to care would mean I would have to actually do something.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, can you give me an order? I'm bored.

A: WEEEE! Lets do that again![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] We've just blown off half the surface of the planet. What next?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Whatever. This game isn't even [i:post_uid0]funny[/i:post_uid0] anymore.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why don't we give up the "all of Clinton's girlfriends were ugly" game and start a new one, like, "Count Bush's innarticulate speeches"?


A: I saw the world as enchanted until that.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: That planet just blew up, oh well.

A: You call those shields?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: These sheilds have electric pulses, laser beams, a electrostatic sheild, diamond dust which rearranges itself into a sort of chain-link fence, and a particle field made of ultra-hardend steal.



A: How sad! That was exactly what you were expecting![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Oh no! I dropped a nuclear bomb on John and he died!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because it's large and purple.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *okay, first thought is too dirty*
Q: Why did you buy that business suit? It looks like it's from the 80's!

A: *this is too dirty to have an answer*[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] You know, actually, it's quite funny that you've given an answer like that. See, the thing is, I've just made this user icon of Mira Furlan completely naked and I was wondering if I could use it as an avatar, then I thought that Zeke would kill me, or else I'd get lynched by.... er, where was I?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] No, [i:post_uid0]really[/i:post_uid0], I'm serious about the user icon![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *pointing at a picture of Margret Thatcher* You must kidding wanting to use [i:post_uid0]her[/i:post_uid0] icon to represent you on datingforcomputerusers.com?


A: Really, you can't serious! She really sits among the cabbages and peas?[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you hear the latests rumor about 17? Well it's true!


A: Yes, I believe that she did[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you really believe 17 convinced the writers of Enterprise to kill Jonathan Archer off with her evil mind powers?


A: No, that just can't be true. I'm sure he's a man.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you know TopHatMan is really a woman? She hides her long blonde hair in that top hat of hers.

A: Yeah, John found out about that and died when he hit the floor.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you hear Johnny Depp might star in another POTC film with Orlando Bloom, but this time the lead woman will be played by Johnny Depp in drag!


A: I think Harper is trying to hard to look like Clinton.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think Harper is trying to hard to look like Clinton?


A: *hits you in the head with a shoe*[/color:post_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I have a chili, please? (Ruff!)



A: Moo![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oink?



A: Oo, a [i:post_uid0]cuth[/i:post_uid0]tomer![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: No No No. It's a cuthtomer

A: :stupid:[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how did you respond when your girlfriend saw you, John, and TopHatMan holding hands and screaming on the "Bowelanator Roller Coaster"?



A: You know what? NO ONE CARES! No one cares about your vote. It's all just made up anyway, the real choosing is done a game of freaking TWISTER! Do you GET that? It's all a worthless sham, man. Votes mean nothing anymore![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, I want to play Twister too. Oh, I forgot to mention that I voted fo.....*GAK!*

A: Cangratuations Captain, you successfully explored every planet in the Delta Quadrant. Can we go home now?[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I promise that I will get this ship home, no matter what it takes, it is my top prioritie. and I.. OH! A planet! Mister Kim, scan it!


A: If you press that button it will.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I want Paul Martin to apoligise for his mistakes so that he can clear the Liberals good name. But all I see in front of me is a "push to open" button for the polling station. How do I get Martin to apoligise?


A: I know you don't believe it, but your vote does in fact count. Everyone's vote counts. Vote with your mind, and you will be rewarded. Sucker![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I have a question, does a dead person's vote count? Cause I went to vote and they told me I couldn't vote because I was dead.

A: Sorry Captain, that was a typo[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why does this say I die over and over? Shouldn't it be John who dies over and over, not I, Jonathan?


A: I am soooo sick of hearing about the American election here in Canada. Besides, we Canadians have cooler election ads![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh look, there is another boring George Bush campaign ad. I think I better flee to Canada.

A: Ogga Booga[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does Ralph Nader claim George W. Bush says when he's on the phone with smaller countries?


A: The twister thing is over! The candidates now are elected through a game of Parcheesey![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So who do you think will win the annual presidental twister contest?

A: Opium just married TopHatMan[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Nah nah, NeoMatrix just married John! Top that!


A: Ew. I mean, like, just look at his hair. He really thinks he can win election with THAT?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So do you think Picard will win the "Best Looking Captain In The Universe" award?

A: And you thought I was going to mention Kerry[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And who is Kerry, anyway? You keep mentioning this person, but you never told me who this "Kerry" is.

A: Grass for his pillow.[/color:post_uid0]

[admiral sab]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. why do you want to kill Barney?



A. :madder:[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick! Zeke has decided to remove all the emoticons but one! Which one should we keep?


A: The cubed root of 45037275[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is that logo on your shirt?


A: No, actually, I thought you would mention Harper.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Opium, were you trying to kill this thread?

A: Canada Day[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the day that Canadians celebrate by celebrating other cultures, and by wearing lots of red and white, and of course by BQing till we go insane?
(unless of course your dad can't find the barbeque element...)


A: Yay![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Boo?



A: No, I just feel kinda funny.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you really dating Jerry Seinfield?



A: Having seen it and liked it, yes.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you going to buy that new Bosses Gone Wild video?

A: Eh?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you Canadian?



A: That wasn't nice. It misrepresented both of us![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey Shrubya, I know why you're against human cloning. It's because of the fact that if you were ever cloned, your clone would be even dumber than you, isn't it?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] "Al pobječ nećeš moći jer moje oći sve vide u noći punog mjeseca..."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick! That cool guy is coming over! Say something cool to impress him, and I'll pretend I know what you are talking about!



A: That's a stupid question. Sheesh.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are the Borg friendly?

A: Scotty, will you please beam me down my clothes![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *Scotty beams Spock from his shower to the Mr. Universe pageant*


A: This can't be happening![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, Starfleet wants to let you know that your house burned down, plus you lost all your money in the stock market.

A: There is some good news in all the bad news[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I can't read this teeny tiny print in the "Pessimistic Press" newspaper...what does it say?



A: If Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin started a club it would the SniffFoot'nMoon club.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Opium, I need a name for my new club. Any suggestions?

A: That sounds good, but I think I like MoonyFootSniffers instead[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Name your new son John, Neo. You know you want to.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's not MY fault if they like trashy Croatian pop music![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Gah! Draco Malfoy is such a jerk! It's all your fault, too!


A: You know, I would NEVER say I LUV Snape.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Opium, I heard some guy named Snape say that he loves you.

A: But that is not what you said yesterday[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I really think LOTR should do a crossover movie with Harry Potter and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.


A: It's almost fantasy, but it's more like sci-fi.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So what did you think of Bush's State of the Union Address this year?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's.... quiet.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How did it seem inside George W Bush's brain?



A: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What does a manic ghoul say when he wants to scare you?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Put some Windex on it and call me tomorrow.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: GAH! Someone spilled red dye on my wedding dress, and my wedding is tonight!



A: OOmmm papa oom papa/ La la la la LAAAAAAAAAA/Ooom papa om papa om papa ooooooooooooooooooooooom[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Gaargla na pepe gargh gle?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] My fingers have just fallen off.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the chicken say to the waiter when he brought chicken fingers to the table?



A: Yes, it was lame, I was tired, okay?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Boy was that the lamest joke I have ever heard

A: So funny that I forgot to die laughing[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John, why didn't you laugh when you heard Snape's joke in the Shreiking Shack in Harry Potter 3?


A: Brrr! That's like, such a totally cold thing to do![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who wants to go ice fishing?

A: Whatever you do, don't move[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh, no! There is a rabid fangirl looking our way...I don't she likes us waiting to see the star!


A: Buh.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you say "Duh" in sheep language?

A: That John is up to no good[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is John with Archer and the unmentionably badly-concieved, poorly-written, idea-lacking angering, annoying so-called "alien" at the end of Enterprise's season final?



A: No, blame it on the guy from Washington state, all those hippies![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Should I blame this terrible fashion trend on John?

A: Go call that hippie about it[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Help! My car just got splattered with paint and now it looks like a tie-dye mess! What do I do?


A: Before you do that, try calling the 1-800 number listed in the "help" section.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Red Alert! Raise shields and arm torpedos

A: Yeah, im really sure the other ship will wait while we are put on hold by this help number[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Er Captain? Is it okay if I dial the Microsoft office for help?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Shit, I think it just blew up in his face![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened when you threw that shampoo-filled ballon at Snape to wash his hair?


A: NO! You call the 1-800 line! Not the 1-900 line![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I called this number to get computer help, but the person on the other line was only interested in sex.

A: Opps, the buttons are sticky (Major geek points to whoever guesses the reference)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oops, I just spilled honey on your computer!


A: It was a long time coming.[/color:post_uid0]

[Alexia]

[quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000:post_uid0]A: Opps, the buttons are sticky (Major geek points to whoever guesses the reference)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nothing clean pops into my head! ;)
[quote:post_uid0]A: It was a long time coming.[/quote:post_uid0]
Actually, again struggling with clean...

Err...

Q: What do you mean you got that pizza free? How the hell did you manage that one?

A: Strawberry, you idiot. I don't like cherry![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Here's your cherry Coke.

(I struggled also to think of clean things, but I did! And then you get something that could be dirty to! ARG! :D )


A: I am struggling to think of an answer which is clean and non-dirty.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think would happen if T'pol, Seven, Troi, Jadzia, and Uhura all came together, and fell in the mud?



A: Less then 20, but more then 30.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Give me a puzzle that I can use to confuse John, and pretty much everyone else I know.

A: It's clean, but its also dirty

(The reference is to a game called "Dig". When you crash, that is what one of the characters say. "Not my fault, the buttons were sticky")[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think of Martha's Stewart's jail cell?


A: We have a similair saying in theatre.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: As I always say, the mission must go on!

A: :p[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: :eyeroll:



A: Ooo, let's infect their computers with "Topic Title"![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick, we need a diversion!

A: Sure, that will keep them busy for hours[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I have created the perfect toy for toddlers. It can be a house, a train, a car, a plain, a beach, a schoolroom...the ideas are endless. I call it "A cardboard box".



A: TopHatMan and John gave it Two Thumbs Up.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Before we go see this movie, I want to know how the critics rated this Battlefield Earth movie.

A: Oh, that is what we use to control the newbies[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I understand what the reply button and does and the Topic button, but what does that little red button over there do?


A: Thats what the self sealing stem bolts are for![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Okay, yes, I ran out of hot glue, and still have to attach several sets of plastic "jewels" to attach to the treasure chest, but why did you hand me these bolty things?


A: All this technology, and all they do is THAT?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Those advanced aliens are firing rocks at us captain.

A: Go get the redshirts. We are going in![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain! Tiffany's 24-hour-half-price super sale is now on!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] GLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLE![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the insane clown say to Mr Gling, the guy with the broken leg?


A: Burt, Bert, Kurt, and Buggerman, Attorneys at Law.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So who is representing the redshirts in this case?

A: Your honor, the conditions on the Enterprise are horrible. I see people go away on away missions never to return. I always fear that I will be next to go on one. PLEASE save me from these madmen![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] And pray tell me, what is this [b:post_uid0]BEAGLE[/b:post_uid0] doing in the courts of extradition?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's um... sticky.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's wrong with your wand, Draco?



A: No, really! It's true![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So I'm supposed to believe that you're a "President of Peace" then, eh, Mr. Bush?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because it makes him squirm.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why can't the President be interviewed in an honest, open, panel-type discussion without his speechwriters around him?



A: He's afraid of them.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why won't John talk to TopHatMan?

A: Hold on a minute, I think I left my reality check list at home.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: do you have the checklist?


A: If I knew the answer to that question, do you think I would be having lunch with TopHatMan?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you know who Dionysus was?



A: TopHatMan really does not care for your opinion.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0]And the number 1 reason TopHatMan is a complete jackass is...?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I have already given my best and I have no regrets at all.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you regret that the biggest contribution you have made to the 5MV forums is constantly ending the one-by-one story?

:D


A: I didn't mean it that way![/color:post_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I can't believe you said that Cat was as nice as a pink fluffy bunny on nice tablets!

A: Then I shall dig my own grave ( :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Im too tired to dig your grave

A: You always speak of the end, but I see no end.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What would you say to 17?



A: I'm shaking.[/color:post_uid0]