Answer --> Question game

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What's up with Picard?

A: No, I don't think so

[Opium]

Q: Are you John?


A: Karl. Blame Karl.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Who should we blame for this bad tasting pie?

A: That will be the day coffee defeats pie to become the ruler of this domain

[Opium]

Q: Wow...I heard that Picard stopped drinking earl grey and started drinking coffee!


A: It was better than that!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Was it as good as Star Wars: Episode III?

A: It was like that date with you from a few pages back

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So how did the meeting with John and TopHatman go?

A: NOOOOOOOOOO!

[Opium]

Q: So, did you like the new JarJar Binks rap album?


A: GASP! That's astonishing!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did you know Jar Jar Binks can rap?

A: I find that very disturbing.

[Opium]

Q: Did you know Don Cherry does a rap with JarJar Binks on his new album?


A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH PLEASE, NNNNNNNNNOOOO!

[danieldoof]

Q: hey I have this album here. do you want to hear it?


A: no, no, no I don't even want to imagine that......

[NeoMatrix]

Q: You want to know who is making a rap album? Well, I heard that John the Rapper and TopHatRapper are...

A: Oh, I thought you said they were wrapping.

[Opium]

Q: Hey! Look! Here's my new rap CD! I've been working on it all month at the mall where TopHatMan wanders!


A: Dude! That CD is the da bomb!

[Hotaru]

Q: Have you heard the new Spice Girls CD?


A: Oh no!

[Opium]

Q: Did you hear the new Spice Girls Featuring TopHatMan country album?


A: It's a little bit of country, it's a little bit of rock'n roll.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So Opuim, tell us about your new album

A: I find you ability to rap disturbing

[Opium]

Q: What did you say to TopHatMan and Commander Riker that made them cry so?


A: That's sounds like Troi's new CD!

[persianmouse]

Q: What's that horrible, nasal howling noise?

A: No, that was my uncle Sven's goat.

[Opium]

Q: Is that Celine Dion's new CD?


A: It's like "Desperate HOusewives" meets "Phantom of the Opera" meets "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat".

[NeoMatrix]

Q:So what is "Amazing Joseph and the Desperate Phantom Housewives in Technicolour" about?

A: Hey, you are the one that made the wish. I was just doing my job and granted your wish. Now will you please pay me so I can go see my next client.

[persianmouse]

Q: Bark Bark bark barkity-bark-bark, woof-woof hooooowwwllll?

A: It's in the left teste.

[Opium]

Q: What did you say?


A: It's from Star Trek: The Musical.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Why did the Doc sng, but NOT heal Tuvok's Pon-far?

A: It's like a Play-Station that got it's arse kicked by a Gamecube

[Opium]

Q: So how did your Smartcar look after you put it through a car wash?


A: Life is waiting for you. It's all messed up but we'll survive.

[Blue Midget]

Q: WAAAAAAAAH! I just spilled my cup of milk EVERYWHERE! *sniffle*

A: And that's why you shouldn't touch it.

[Opium]

Q: Ow! TopHatMan hit for touching his top hat!


A: Stardate...um...June 5: Everything's boring.

[persianmouse]

Q: So what happened in space on June 5th?

A: No, he was even worse than Melllvar from 'Futurama'.

[Opium]

Q: How was Jar Binks in "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"? Was he better than other strange aliens?


A: Ouch, that's just bad!

[persianmouse]

Q: Hey is that the repeat of 'These Are The Voyages.' Bermaga's 'Valentine' to Star Trek fans?

A: No, I woke up in Connecticut, wearing a Hello Kitty t-shirt, penniless, with only a receipt for 12 emus from 'Emus-R-Us' in my pockets.

[Opium]

Q: Did you go to NeoMatrix's wedding on the weekend?


A: Yah, that's...um...nice. I need to go...stand over there *does so*.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: My Head is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!

A: Er...... it was...... my dog?

[Opium]

Q: I wonder where Paris Hilton got her chihiaha from?


A: He's dead, Grissom.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Is he alive Nick?

A: It gives CPR! :mrgreen:

[Opium]

Q: What does this Ecklie RoboCSI 2.0 do, exactly?


A: I think it was Sara.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Who punched Hank?

A: I blame Greg

[Opium]

Q: Who made the hottness factor go up so high on CSI?


A: Riiiight. Ecklie. Suuuure.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Ecklie is cool now!

A: Um... I'm out of ideas

(16 more!)

[Opium]

Q: Who do you think shot Sherlock?


A: It's all in the little grey cells.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Where did all the mojor cities in The States go?

A: I don't think I like that idea...

(12)

[Opium]

Q: Hey, Grissom, let's kill all those pesky bugs!


A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I mean, um, maybe.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Have you seen my money?

A: I hope it changes

(10)

[Opium]

Q: So the weather is pretty stormy out...


A: Darth Vader isn't that smart.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Why did Darth Vader go outside in that ion storm?

A: I'm Back!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Huh?

A: Not really

(4)

[Opium]

Q: Is Darth Vader really really smart?


A: Although, he is cute!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Darth Vader is really metalic

A: Almost there

(1)

[Opium]

Q: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

A: It's all relative.

[danieldoof]

Q: what do you have to say to sound really really smart?

A: yes everything :twisted:

[Opium]

Q: Do you like everything about "Ally McBeal"?


A: It's all objective.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What's the point of the eTrektion debate.

A: That's because Sum-41 is cool

[Opium]

Q: Why does Sum 41 make so many great songs?


A: Homer Simpson did it first.

[Xeroc]

Q: Who first said D'oh?


A: Why does 1+1 = 2?

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Lord Nimon? Is that you?
A: Because the Nimon decreed it, and lo, it is so!

[persianmouse]

Q: Why do puppies die?

A: No, it was the other llama, Earl.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Was that JimBob, the Dancing Llama of Preston?
A: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I HAVE SEEEN THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Opium]

Q: Do you see the three lights?


A: I think I see them.

[whoiam]

Q: Can you see the new banners on the frontpage?

A: Petrified Ancient Llama Droppings.

[persianmouse]

Q: What's that on my shoe?

A: Nobody loves you, Horatio, not even your mother.

[whoiam]

Q: Will I ever find my true love?

A: Decorum

[Opium]

Q: What stops you from shouting "I love Grissom" at the top of your lungs in a crowded movie theatre?


A: I'm not sure. Ask Nick Stokes.

[whoiam]

Q: Did Nick Stokes ever get a girlfriend?

A: Explosions fix EVERYTHING.

[persianmouse]

Q: What is Malcolm Reed's solution to any situation?

A: It was that Aimee Mann CD that finally did it.

[Opium]

Q: What made you start loving CSI: Yellowknife?


A: Yah, that's really cool *rools eyes*

[persianmouse]

Q: Hey look, I just got my signed fiver from zeke, isn't that cool?

A: Particle-man, Particle-man, he does everything that a particle can.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Where is that spare neutron I left in Supernisating fluid?

A: GET BACK YOU MEDDLESOME HUSSY, IN THE NAME OF THE SECOND SKONNAN EMPIRE!

[Opium]

Q: What does this big red button marked "DO NOT PUSH UNLESS YOU ARE EMPORER...CAUSES PAIN AND SUFFERING" do?


A: That's what I thought.

[persianmouse]

Q: Ohmygaaawwdd, and then Chole told Abigail that Curtis was gay and even if he wasn't he wouldn't touch her skanky ass and so then Abigail was all like crying in the girls bathroom and Bethesda saw her and she TOTALLY hates Chole because of that time Chole took all her tampons so than Bethesda goes and tell Marco that Chole did porno in college, which is totally blowing things out of proportion because it's not like 'Girls gone Wild' is real porn anyway but who cares cause Chole is a total bitch, but Marco goes SUPER-nova on her right in the middle of the club, right whne they're playing that 'Karma-stisiton' remix you hate, and he starts cursing her out in Spanish, but he was all drunk anyway, and so then Chole follows him outside and is all crying and she's all drunk too and then Bethesda comes out there and she and Chole start fighting on the sidewalk, and then the cops come and arrest them and I goota take there coats and purses, and while I'm standing there, this fucking Yalie Frat boy throws up all over my new Jimmy Choo's, and I was all like 'T'chah' and he was all like 'bahhwwhha', and that totally sucks, right?

A: This is what it sounds like, when doves cry.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Meep?
A: Mahna Mahna!

[Opium]

Q: What did that wierdo with the platform's and leasure suit say?


A: Here today, gone tomorow.

[Xeroc]

Q: What did the deaf wise man say?


A: Did you forget something?

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Meep?
A: Beneath those palms, in someone's arms, in Pasadena Town!

[persianmouse]

Q: Dude, where's your girlfriend?

A: They dressed like a couple of fat elves from a bad LOTR-fan movie.

[Opium]

Q: How did the Ewoks dress?


A: Uh...maybe.

[persianmouse]

Q: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?

A: No, that hurts very much bad, but don't stop.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Meep?

A: I am Mestor the Magnificent!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did the messy master say?

A: E-I-E-I-POO

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What's that scatalogical version of the chorus of "Old MacDonald"?
A: Isle of Yu? And I love you! Shall we dance?

[Opium]

Q: Excuse you person, I require know where is ferry of Isle of Yu?


A: It was lost during the Great Moving Truck Mishap of '04.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Where is the Great International Christmas Pudding?!
A:In the forests of Ying Tong Iddle I Po!

[persianmouse]

Q: Where do bears take a dump?

A: His girlfriend is slowly turning into a banana.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So what's happened to Ford, now that he's turned into a penguin?

A: Hello, Dolly!

[persianmouse]

Q: What was the name of that musical we saw with the really bizarre old lady in it?

A: That there dog has six legs....and two penises!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did the drunk man say as he watched a dog cross the street?

A: JELLO ALERT!

[Xeroc]

Q: Gelatin destroyer off the port bow!


A: Take a cab.

[Opium]

Q: Can I use your starship? Please?


A: Well, if you put it that way...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So what did you tell your wife before she threw the tv at you?

A: I saw it coming, but didn't duck

[Opium]

Q: Hey, Neo! *throws TV at Neomatrix*


A: I really think you went overboard.

[Xeroc]

Q: What do you think of me throwing this much stuff off the side of the ship?


A: Oh, come on. Really, now. Seriously.

[persianmouse]

Do you think we are wasting our lives in pursuit of the elusive Fivers?

[Opium]

Q: You forgot how this works again, didn't you? :twisted:



A: I luv Greg Sanders!

[Xeroc]

Q: Okay, wait for it... wait for it... Quick! Now! Say something random!


A: Ooo! Me!

[persianmouse]

Q: Who wants to smell this deer urine?

A: It was that episode of 'Family Guy' that finally did it.

[Xeroc]

Q: So, what exactly caused you to turn into a crazed lunatic.


A: Underwater basket-weaving.

[persianmouse]

Q: Which of the following is not a hobby of Captain Soma; kicking ass and looking good doing it, trying to get his parents to have sex (with each other), or underwater basket-weaving ?

A: Nah, it was that hooker with the lazy eye.

[Opium]

Q: Do you think it was Nick Stokes being buried alive in a coffin that made him so weird?


A: Well, there are many.

[Xeroc]

Q: Aren't numbers cool?


A: The first letter and first vowel of the alphabet in modern English, and in other languages that also use the Latin alphabet.

[Opium]

Q: What are you memorizing?


A: I closed my eyes.

[persianmouse]

Q: ohmygodthatwassofuckingcool, didja see, that?

A: Turns out I was listening to Christian rock the whole time.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Did you see the waaaay cool thingy persianmouse called me?
A: "I wonder where my baby is tonight?
I wonder where my baby is tonight?
I wonder what went wrong
And how she's gettin' on
I wonder why my baby doesn't bite?"

[Opium]

Q: What did Tom Cruise say when Katie finally told him he's a lemon-head?


A: If you think that, that's fine.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: I think I'm a lemon
A: McNOO!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Do you want lunch at McDonalds?

A: You must answer your own question

[Opium]

Q: What is the answer for Sec 1.3?


A: I really think that's relative.

[persianmouse]

Q: Is it okay for me to have sex with my cousins' cousin, or would they still be considered a relative?

A: It still smells.

[Opium]

Q: So did washing your hair help get the skunk smell out?


A: He's okay.

[persianmouse]

Q: So how is TopHatMan these days?

A: Nothing works, is aaalllllll broke, broke as hell.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So what did your maid say after the pet dalek went on a rampage?
A: Some song about a pitcher of milk in Colraine........

[Opium]

Q: What's Will Shatner promoting on Jay Leno?


A: That's very straightforward.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: He's a Time Lord, see...

A: Nah, only 10

[Opium]

Q: Did you eat all eleven mint-coconut-cherry-sardine donut milkshakes?


A: I can only say maybe.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: could you say, 'I can only say maybe', please?

A: NNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo..................................

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Have you heard about the Great Journey of Life?
A: The answer is a fish. Always a fish.

[persianmouse]

Q: So...what is it again that I hafta thank you for, before I say so long?

A: Never trust a pillbug, especially one with a vendetta.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Are you that famous conning pillbug?
A: Fish!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Salmon?

A: SUSHENI!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Salmon?

A: SUSHENI!

(for those who don't understand Japanise, susheni is raw fish wrapped in rice)

[persianmouse]

Q: What did KillerGodMan teach us about today?

A: And, turns out, it was a freaking omelette!!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did you ever find out what the cause of that smell was?

A: It's called music

[Xeroc]

Q: What's that annoying screeching sound?


A: I'm walking! I'm walking! I'm -- OW!

[persianmouse]

Q: Didja find that tack I left on the floor yet?

A: I don't care how much you have going on in your noodle, you should be able to remember how many sugars a girl takes in tea after NINE MONTHS WORTH OF TEAS!!!!!!

[Opium]

Q: Two packets of sugar, miss?


A: Huh. That's...strange.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: etrange....

A: I am French - Canadian, if that helps...

[Opium]

Q: Who are you?


A: Are you trying to tell me something?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I'm trying to tell you something!

well it's... wait a minute? where did the 'A:' go?

[Michiel]

Q: Say something confusing! Quickly!

A: You chopped it into little bits, jumped on them and threw them away. Don't you remember?

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What happened to your member title?
A: Those blasted Hyper-Tiny Mutant Llamas stole them!

[persianmouse]

Q: Did you remember to take your dried frog pills?

A: No, the other side, your right, no your other right.

[Opium]

Q: Here?


A: Sleepy.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Which one of the seven dwarfs are you getting married to?

A: High noon means 12:00, NOT 12:47!

[Opium]

Q: Hi everybody!

(this actually happened to someone at work today)


A: Good. That's nice.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Mountian Dew + Caffine = good way to keep me awake!

A: we must turn to Building 12 for the answer!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Where have I seen three before?
A: The Mystic Fish holds the answer.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What's for lunch?

A: I see you already found the answer to the question you just asked

[Xeroc]

A: Wait, something doesn't seem right!


Q: Is this backwards?

[Michiel]

Q: Is this forwards?

A: You're confusing me!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Say, aren't you one of the Ancient ones from the Before Time, who are part of the ancient group who formed the first Five-Minute Forums in the ancient time before land before spinach?
A: What a disappointment!

[persianmouse]

Q: Did you watch 'TATV' ?

A: NO MORE MONKEYS!!!!!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What was it you said to make Zeke brutally murder you and your entire extended family, aside from "blinking text"
A: Great Lollops of Splunge! GET OUT OF THE WAY!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Free Pie!

A: hehe, that free pie sign got them out of my way

[danieldoof]

Q: OMG they all jumped off the cliff... what have you done?

A: yay look at my sig..

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: HELP! Neo's sig.....so.....hypnotic.....can't stop looking.........aaah!

[Opium]

Q: ?


A: Sure.

[Xeroc]

Q: Can I come in now?


A: Q.

[persianmouse]

Q: What letter of the alphabet looks like it's taking a little poo?

A: He beat it to death with a golf club.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What happened to Zuke's goldfish?
A: Little Jim ate it...

[Michiel]

Q: What happened to Zuke's goldfish?

A: Because you used that one already, dolt!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Why won't it let me post the question "What happened to Zuke's goldfish?"?

A: I am a stupid 8 ball that does not know the future

[Opium]

Q: What are you?


A: It says, "perhaps"

[Michiel]

Q: Opium, what does your imaginary friend think about all this?

A: Obey it!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Oooh! It's a hyper-killer-space-zombie

A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa..........................h

[Michiel]

Q: Oooh! It's a hyper-killer-space-zombie

A: Wow. Deja vu.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Oooh! It's a hyper-killer-space-zombie

A: Actually, it's a hyper-killer-mutant-space-zombie...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Let me guess, it's another one of those hyper-killer-space-zombies

A: Shoot two of these up their nose and call me in the morning

[Michiel]

Q: Help me, I see hyper-killer-space-zombies everywhere!

A: Because the last time I did that I ended up drunk, hanging with one foot from a building in Timbuktoo.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Why won't you go zombie hunting with me?

A: Since when do Zombies ask questions?

[Opium]

Q: Can I eat your brains?


A: He's really out of it.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I am a monkey with the cheese of smiting!

A: Well, HE'S dead...

[Opium]

Q: Jim, what's wrong with Crewman Smithatonganmoga?


A: Hey!

[Michiel]

Q: I th..

A: Because you keep interrupting me!

[Opium]

Q: Why do you keep interupti....


A: It's really not that way at all.

[Xeroc]

Q: Would you say this orbit is more elliptical or circular?


A: Most definitely the second one.

[danieldoof]

Q: was it more difficult to integrate that flag into your avvy than the member title?

A: oh definetly e^x

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What do you want with your pi?

A: Only a select few can use the Calculus

[Xeroc]

Q: Oh, what are your words of wisdom on higher math, oh wise one?


A: Six. For sure.

[Michiel]

Q: What do you get if you devide 42 by 9?

A: Gobbledegook.

[Xeroc]

Q: And the number 5 rejected name for Google is ...


A: Quote Away!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: May I quote Dr. Johnson?
A: No, no, no, no, no, NO!

[Xeroc]

Q: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!


A: Quit arguing.

[Opium]

Q: What would be a good way to not be dork around guys I like "that way".


A: That's all fine, just don't do it while *they* are around.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Can we call the aliens names?

A: SORRY! Your LIFE has too much RISK for us to insure your BATTLESHIP.

[Xeroc]

Q: The next game is, make a sentence with as many game names in it as possible.


A: Nil.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: So, how much money did you win in that stupid game I told you not to play?

A: That could be a new forum game....

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: How about that "Blackmail" sketch, by Monty Python?
A: GAH! RUN AWAY!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: LOOK! It's Bleachman!

A: Wait til you see the inside

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Isn't Bleachman ugly-looking on the exterior!
A: It was......uh.......TopHatKarl and errr.......JohnMan!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Who beat up Opium?

A: I will KILL THEM!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What if TopHatMan, John, Karl, and Bleachman decide to stand in your way?
A: Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Ouch! They hit me!

A: I must resort to finding... VISORCAT!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So, what gibberish catchphrase have you thought up today?
A: I intend to play the Nimon on a long string....

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Quote something from you signature...

A: We WILL get to vote... right?

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So now, we will have a vote on international communism. Soon.
A: Mr. Jeff Q Superman is, at first glance, an ordinary citizen. But, whenever the world is threatened by broken bicycles or international communism, he becomes BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: We need a new superhero to make fun of, any ideas?

A: Hey dude, there is a sad kid with a flat tire. Go save the day!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Bicycle Repair Man is bored...

A: I am the High Priest!

[Xeroc]

Q: Line 25: Position...


A: That's the title?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Well, here's a script, hope you-

A: Well THAT was pointless

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Moo?
A: Mr. Wu knows all!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Hey, how do y-

A: Not this time!

[Xeroc]

Q: So, have you heard the story about how I defeated 500 ...


A: :?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: :arrow:

A: :mrgreen:

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Did you see Mr. Wu' expression?
A: MacNo!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: MacYes?

A: Ah!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What did Mr. Wu say?
A: Oh, it's just that Karl, John and TopHatMan starting threatening Mr. Wu....

[Opium]

Q: Why aren't you talking to John, TopHatMan, and Karl?


A: Hey, hey, that's not what I said at all...

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: You said that Mr. Wu wasn't real?!
A: Karl appears to lost his paint-pot....

[Opium]

Q: Why is Karl carrying paint in pot?


A: It's really nice, except for, you know...

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Do you like me new chintz suit?
A: No.

[Michiel]

Q: Yes?

A: A monkey? Haha! Bwahaha! Where do you get this stuff?

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Have you seen the Llama Song? And the Monkey?
A: I shall write a letter to the Grmphnyacken Times!

[Xeroc]

Q: Quick! This is the biggest scoop of the century! Of ice cream, that is. ;)


A: No way! There should be some sort of law against that.

[Opium]

Q: Tom Cruise is making a new movie!


A: That's just silly.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Needle Nardle Noo?
A: Ying Tong Iddle I Po!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Bet you can't get any sillier!

A: Dalek!

[Opium]

Q: Are you Robinson Cursue?


A: Sell out.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Have I sold out?
A: Please, Karl is trying to sleep!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMI-GAK!

A: Yes, you cannot!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: I can't stop playing marimbas?
A: Wazzman the Wise.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Who the what?

A: Not un-likely

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Did John just die?
A: Under the wallabe.

[Opium]

Q: Where is the lion?


A: Keeping up with the Joneses

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So what are you doing next Friday?
A: Cleaning the teeth of a crocodile while juggling snowballs through hell with one hand....

[Opium]

Q: Where were all the politicians lately?


A: I'd have to say no, but you could say yes.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: NoYes? Sushi? All-you-can-eat Calamari?
A: Go to the Ministry of Truth. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200.

[Michiel]

Q: Go to the Ministry of Magic. Do not pass The Burrow. Do not collect 46 galleons, 5 sickles and 3 knuts.

A: The answer, sir, is )#@(#*%+@(#*

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What the *^%*#&?

A: You require root beer!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: If Yoda I seek to bribe, bring what, should I?
A: So be it, Jedi!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I don't wanna join the dark side!

A: Yay! I lose!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: You wanna lose? Okay, you lose!

A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: You said you wanted a coke, but I got you a pepsi instead

A: Turn it on!

[Opium]

Q: How do I make this ship go forward?


A: Well, a wookie, a Klingon and a vampire with a soul walk into a bar...

[danieldoof]

Q: would you tell me that joke again, pleaaaassssssssse?

A: I personally would say.....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Opium]

Q: What would you say if I started telling the joke about a wookie, a Klingon and a vampire with a soul walking into a bar?


A: He said he doesn't want to see it.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What does your pet Sith Lord think of Star Wars: Episode III?
A: Your feeble skills are no match for the power of PIE!

[Opium]

Q: Well, I can type about 40 corrected words a minute.

A: Sure, sure, that's fine.

[Michiel]

Q: Mind if I conquer the world now?

A: No! You're just my lowly minion!

[persianmouse]

Q: Can I touch your Saber of Ultimate Power, m'Lord?

A: Ewwwwww...I think it used to be a monkey.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Hey, cake!

A: PIE!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So, what is the substance on which the eTrektion shall be weighed?

A: A small village in Northumberland commanding spectacular views of the Nene Valley.

[persianmouse]

Q: So, where did you lose your virginity?

A: Nobody loves your Herbert, you are an ugly and stupid penguin.

[Opium]

Q: Have you hugged your Snape today?


A: I love him! He rules! How DARE you say that about...wait, what where you talking about?

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Don't you hate red snapper?

A: Ask the Sandman.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What happened to Metallica?

A: When in doubt, blame Sum-41

[persianmouse]

Q: Why does everything on the radio fucking suck?!

A: Well, it turns out it wasn't an ugly Chihuahua after all, it was my great uncle Ernie, and my aunt Lullabelle was PISSED!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So what happened when you flushed that chihuahua down the toilet repeatedly until it died?

A: I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake....

[Opium]

Q: Llama?

A: Llama!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Duck?

A: And that's why Sum-41 is awesome!

[persianmouse]

Q: Did you just become deaf?

A: I hate you, and everything about you, I hope you choke to death on a pretzel, or some sort of cheesey doodle-thing.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Hi! I'm Ringo Starr!

[Opium]

Q: Hey, you know, Sum 41 is pretty cool. Are you listening? Can you hear me? Where are you? *waits for non-existent answer*


A: It's all about socks, Sum 41, and pie.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So what is your new book My Personal Hades about?
A: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!

[Opium]

Q: Shouldzig Izig talkzig likezig thiszig?


A: ? :shock:

[NeoMatrix]

Q: You are now dazed and confused

A: Þ

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Could you show me the Ancient Symbol Of The Five-Minute Ones again?
A: MOVE 'ZIG'!

[Opium]

Q: What did you want with those movers?


A: It's all about lists.

[Opium]

Q: What did you want with those movers?


A: It's all about lists.

[Opium]

Q: What did you want with those movers?


A: It's all about lists.

[danieldoof]

Q: What did you want with those movers?


A: It's all about lists.

:twisted:

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What the?

A: Hi! I'm Ringo Starr!

[persianmouse]

Q: Ummmmm....why are you naked and on the hood of my car?

A: I wouldn't touch that, it came out of an elephants ass.

[Opium]

Q: Oh, look, a diamond!


A: Sorry, it's gone batty.


(Sorry for the triple post, for some reason I've been having problems posting lately)

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Ahh! I'm being attacked by a bat!

A: Um... er... it was........................ ASKY DID IT!

[Xeroc]

Q: So, just where were you on the night of the 45th?


A: Stand back! I have a tennis racket!