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Xeroc
01-31-2006, 08:05 PM
Q: Aaaaaand, there he goes.
A: Quick, call the league of super-lawyers!
NeoMatrix
02-01-2006, 04:03 AM
Q: Sorry Lois, I gotta go save some people now. I will come back to bed soon.
ATA: This answer will not self destruct in 5 seconds, instead it will...*BOOM*
Xeroc
02-01-2006, 06:09 AM
Q: Well, I hope this isn't another one of those lousy self-destructing secret messages.
A: Noooooooo!
NeoMatrix
02-01-2006, 09:24 PM
Q: Your lunch had a self destructing message. I'm afraid your lunch is toast.
A: Ten tons
Opium
02-02-2006, 10:48 AM
Q: How much bull does Simon produce during the average episode of "American Idol"?
A: eTrektion jokes.
Chancellor Valium
02-02-2006, 10:55 AM
Q: How heavy is the forum now?
A: He took her down to Chinatown, and he showed her how to kick the gong around.
Opium
02-02-2006, 10:59 AM
Q: What did Zeke do when Chancellor Valium double-posted :twisted:
A: A: eTrektion jokes.
Chancellor Valium
02-02-2006, 06:14 PM
Q: What do all the pundits fear?
A: You smiled when we parted, it hurt me somehow...
Q: What did Zeke do when Chancellor Valium double-posted :twisted:
A: A: eTrektion jokes.
Huh? Re-check the ending on "Valium" :P
Xeroc
02-03-2006, 07:16 AM
Q: How did you like the last grumpiness convention?
A: Huh?
NeoMatrix
02-03-2006, 02:07 PM
Q: Did you hear what I said?
A: Josie is the only one that can help you with that
Chancellor Valium
02-03-2006, 06:15 PM
Q: Can you help me with this translation?
A: Horus, Mighty Bull, Arising in Thebes, He of the Two Ladies, Horus of Gold, He of the Sedge and the Bee...
whoiam
02-03-2006, 10:09 PM
Q: Do you know any deities?
A: May the yuletide log slip from your fire, and burn your house down.
Xeroc
02-04-2006, 10:49 PM
Q: This card says "Bad holiday greetings".
A: Nope, not last I checked.
danieldoof
02-06-2006, 09:50 PM
Q: have you seen anyone on the chat lately
A: gah I dont like it...stop that
e of pi
02-06-2006, 09:52 PM
Q: Would you like spoilers on upcoming material? Here: *CENSORED*
A: I didn't put that there. The conspiracy put that there.
Xeroc
02-07-2006, 12:53 AM
Q: Who put "throght" in you signature?
A: Seriously!
danieldoof
02-07-2006, 10:38 AM
Q: hey is it really not spelled throght?
A: Yep it's in Russia.
Chancellor Valium
02-07-2006, 05:48 PM
Q: Where is the Orb Of Useless Riddles?
A: The significant owl hoots in the night.
Xeroc
02-07-2006, 09:41 PM
Q: What happens on the days the insignificant owl doesn't hoot in the night?
A: I never would have guessed. ;)
NeoMatrix
02-08-2006, 04:05 AM
Q: Did you guess that the number I was thinking was 47?
A: Refer to the chat logs for that info
Xeroc
02-08-2006, 06:55 AM
Q: I'd like to inquire about this "Superchat Sunday"?
A: Down the hall, and to the left.
NeoMatrix
02-08-2006, 07:41 AM
Q: Where is the room for the 5 minute complaints? I want to make a complaint on the 5 minute nagging room.
A: Procede to the 5 minute answers room after submitting your question
Xeroc
02-08-2006, 08:06 AM
Q: After I sumbit my question, and I wasit five minutes, where should I go for the answer.
A: It's only been 4.7 minutes so far.
danieldoof
02-08-2006, 10:44 AM
Q: According to fiver relativistics...bad puns bend time and space...I told you that yesterday haven't I?
A: No I am not doing this....NO WAY!
Chancellor Valium
02-08-2006, 02:38 PM
Q: Will you insult Karl?
A: Consult the Orb of Useless Riddles!
e of pi
02-08-2006, 07:22 PM
Q: Got any bad jokes?
A: Ummmm, look! *Sprints off*
Chancellor Valium
02-08-2006, 08:35 PM
Q: I'll ask you again, Vedek, where is the Orb?!
A: The Orb Of The Not-Quite-Emissary!
Xeroc
02-09-2006, 07:00 AM
Q: So, what kind of junk do you sell at this cheap Orb-Shack here, anyways?
A: Knick-knacks!
Chancellor Valium
02-09-2006, 09:08 PM
Q: What-knacks?
A: Georgia!
Xeroc
02-10-2006, 07:02 AM
Q: 10 Seconds... a country and a state of the US?
A: *Buzzzz* Time's up!
danieldoof
02-10-2006, 10:10 AM
Q: hey I just joined the chat....what happened?
A: its all YOUR fault.
Kristina
02-10-2006, 06:52 PM
Q: Who will take the blame for the downtimes of 5MN? (not that there have been much of those lately...)
A: I was woken by my cat.
NeoMatrix
02-10-2006, 09:11 PM
Q: Why did you leave the 5MSleep Room early?
A: Your 5 minutes are up. Please leave the 5MExcuses Room
Xeroc
02-10-2006, 09:49 PM
Q: I can't leave now... I have an uh... anti-appointment.
A: 2:00, gotta hurry!
danieldoof
02-10-2006, 10:34 PM
Q: do you think about showing up in the chat today?
A: if I dont get it tomorrow I will really be angry!
Q: What am I thinking?
A: All up the walls, on the fall, and over the bed.
Xeroc
02-11-2006, 05:06 AM
Q: Where did that monkey get to anyhow?
A: I can't believe it! Okay, it's not that amazing.
danieldoof
02-11-2006, 10:54 AM
Q: hey do you know that I have been in the chat minutes ago?
A: its all local!
NeoMatrix
02-11-2006, 09:53 PM
Q: What do all these clocks have in common?
A: That room is insane
danieldoof
02-11-2006, 10:19 PM
Q: why dont you show up in the chat?
A: awww come on!
Xeroc
02-11-2006, 11:39 PM
Q: I really don't think I can let you fly this Jet Airplane without a Pilot's licence.
A: Really?
Q: Did you know I used to be called Mandy at weekends?
A: Two Carrots, a teapot and a elastic band.
Xeroc
02-12-2006, 08:06 AM
Q: That airplane looks awfully flimsy, what's it made out of?
A: Fiberglass!
Q: What does not make a good meal, when drunk (or any other time at that)?
A: Once on weekdays, twice at weekends.
Kristina
02-12-2006, 01:46 PM
Q: How often do you yodel?
A: Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli.
Chancellor Valium
02-12-2006, 05:14 PM
Q: The knights of who?
A: Hallowed are the Pah Wr--, uh, Ori.
danieldoof
02-13-2006, 05:48 PM
Q: so to whom do you pray?
A: hey YOU are not supposed to know that.
Q:I found out what the Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices are! What you think?
A: Great. Thanks. Now I'm scared to try.
Opium
02-13-2006, 09:54 PM
Q: Have you been in the one-by-one story yet? You post three words per post!
A: Just watch and learn, buddy. Watch and learn.
e of pi
02-13-2006, 09:55 PM
Q: How do you stay up two days in a row?
A: Use the force!
danieldoof
02-13-2006, 10:17 PM
Q: what if noone comes to the chat?
A: yep it was asstronomy
Xeroc
02-14-2006, 12:54 AM
Q: How did you know Aleixa was going to use that avatar? Did you see it in the stars?
A: No so fast, buster.
e of pi
02-14-2006, 02:31 AM
Q: Excuse me while I reveal classified information.
A: Well, the *CENSORED wil consist of *CENSORED* fivers and a *CENSORED*.
Chancellor Valium
02-14-2006, 04:57 PM
Q: Now. How do I cure Odo?!
A: Ask Sloan. Please?
Xeroc
02-14-2006, 06:53 PM
Q: Where do you think I could get some plumbing products?
A: Hmmm.... try section 47.pie.
Q: Where do we keep the puddings around here?
A: I just didn't expect it in Blue.
Opium
02-15-2006, 09:55 PM
Q: How do you like your new camaflouge gear?
A: No.
Xeroc
02-15-2006, 09:56 PM
Q: Yes?
A: Maybe.
Opium
02-15-2006, 09:58 PM
Q:So?
A: Perhaps.
Xeroc
02-15-2006, 10:06 PM
Q: So, is this price here per each one of the hops or per each one of the haps?
A: 3#'s.
e of pi
02-16-2006, 12:12 AM
A: So, how many phone numbers did you get?
Q: The usernameia noremembras bug.
KillerGodMan
02-16-2006, 03:44 AM
Q: What is the ONE disease I will never EVER get?
A: It's because I was vaccinated, get yours before it's too late!
Xeroc
02-16-2006, 04:08 AM
Q: How come you aren't dead?
A: That's a bit of a jump to conclusions there!
KillerGodMan
02-16-2006, 04:12 AM
Q: If you get Logoutitis, you will DIE!
A: Okay, we're all becoming Taoists!
e of pi
02-16-2006, 04:26 AM
Q: Heard that -ism's and -ian's are gonna become illeagle?
A: Ouch.
Xeroc
02-16-2006, 05:48 AM
Q: Did you hear about the guy who dropped a building on his foot?
A: That's gotta hurt.
danieldoof
02-16-2006, 11:29 AM
Q: have you told zuke not to leave his pies laying around on the floor? I slipped on one of those chili-cheese-pies and fell out of the chat.
A: yep...isnt it beautiful...
Kristina
02-16-2006, 01:09 PM
Who could have known burning all your bridges would create such a bonfire?
But I love cheese! I'm watching Remington Steele; go figure.
Chancellor Valium
02-16-2006, 10:02 PM
Q: Who loves cheese?
A: Actually, Karl paints *everything* midnight blue...
e of pi
02-16-2006, 10:04 PM
Q: Have you had a look at this unique paint job on Karl's car?
A: Befuddling is my speech pattern.
Chancellor Valium
02-16-2006, 11:12 PM
Q: What is Yoda's opinion?
A: Ying.
e of pi
02-16-2006, 11:52 PM
Q: Yang?
A: Pong.
Xeroc
02-17-2006, 03:27 AM
Q: Ping?
Q: Asterick.
danieldoof
02-17-2006, 10:58 AM
Q: have you learned to spell assteroid yet?
A: mhmhm oops I should have know that.
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 11:33 AM
Q: What was Archer's infamous catchphrase?
~~
A: Mint Julip.
~~Lostoyannaya
Q:I BEG your pardon! What flavor was that again!?
A:Give in Dr.Fruitloop, do tell.
Yoooouuuuu!
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 12:26 PM
Q: What's dead, and dead, and dead all over?
~~
A: A keyboard.
~~Lostoyannaya
Q: Sir, the computer won't listen! What do I need to use to make it listen?
A: Total maddnes! Thats whats! Maddness I tells you!
***You got it! Fantastic! I love Quarantine!***
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 01:06 PM
Q: What was Holister's response to the statement that Rimmer would one day be ranking officer on the Red Dwarf?
~~
A: Enterprise Season One
~~Lostoyannaya
PS. Yeah! Quarentine! With the gingham dress and army boots...
Q: When did Travis abandon all hope to be a main character?
A: I'm not so sure.....
Mr Flibble's very angry.....
danieldoof
02-17-2006, 03:11 PM
Q: damn who are those spam bots...do you know them?
A: I would do it if you give me a lightsaber :twisted:
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 03:22 PM
Q: Will you dramatically improve the Enterprise ratings? They seem to be broken.
~~
A: De-caf.
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
02-17-2006, 05:24 PM
Q: You're that hyper? From coffee? How could this be worse?
A: Don't say that! You'll bring on the wrath of Janeway apon us.
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 06:30 PM
Q: So...this C/7 thing seems to be a big hit...?
~~
A: Um...Travis did it.
~~Lostoyannaya
Q: Ok, who started this rumor about the Captain being a Transvestite?
A: Not even then.
Lostoyannaya
02-17-2006, 08:16 PM
Q: When shall we get another Enterprise parody? When Kirk goes celibate?
~~
A: The John Wayne marathon.
~~Lostoyannaya
PS. Sorry Zeke!
Chancellor Valium
02-17-2006, 10:05 PM
Q: What is that, a forest?
A: FISH!
e of pi
02-17-2006, 11:29 PM
Q: Keptin, vee hahve discahvered a wiver. Vaht do ve do?
A: Bad accent.
Q: What weatherman mis-predicted a little, tiny, teeny-weeny, huge, giant storm?
A: Maybe not even then.
e of pi
02-17-2006, 11:34 PM
Q: So I can only speak of Zuuke in an emergency?
A: Yep.
Xeroc
02-18-2006, 04:19 AM
Q: Did you see my new avatar?
W: Lysdexia
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 12:28 PM
Q:What did the psychologist say to you?
A: Chapter XI of the Consolations of Boethius *is* an interpolated palimpsest!
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 12:30 PM
Q: So, what do you read on those cold nights in?
~~
A: HELP!
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 01:01 PM
Q: What do you want?
A: It is Horus, who has fought in protection of his eye, Great-in-magic!
Q: Who defies the great Sutekh!?
A: Just don't scare it away.
Lostoyannaya
02-18-2006, 01:11 PM
Q: Look, Picard! A Denobulan! Wait, what's that?
~~
A: Aloe Vera.
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
02-18-2006, 04:24 PM
Q: Aloe, July?
A: Excuse-moi, monsier, main j'oublie un stylo sur ton tete.
Xeroc
02-18-2006, 08:41 PM
Q: Could you repeat that, and not in Russian this time?
A: Oh, come on, that doesn't help!
NeoMatrix
02-19-2006, 02:01 PM
Q: All I can find is a flyswatter.
A: The grammer in this story went on strike last week
Iceflavored IceCream
02-19-2006, 02:52 PM
Q: Can you think of one reason why this isn’t all your fault?
A: It looks a lot like air.
e of pi
02-19-2006, 07:20 PM
Q: I give you a sample of the atmosphere of a Class-M planet.
A: That's because it is.
danieldoof
02-19-2006, 10:05 PM
Q: damn do you see that? the chat seems to be empty...
A: mmhmhm yep that was me.
NeoMatrix
02-20-2006, 01:10 AM
Q: Was it you who changed the title of this chat?
A: I hired Zuke to take care of that problem
e of pi
02-20-2006, 05:10 AM
Q: What do we do about Zuuke?
A: Better the Zuke you know then the Zuuke you don't.
Xeroc
02-20-2006, 06:16 AM
Q: What's that old saying about evil clones again?
A: Noooo!
Chancellor Valium
02-20-2006, 06:12 PM
Q: Will you bow before Sutekh the Destroyer?
A: Animals. Fish. Birds, reptiles. All life is my enemy! All life shall perish under the reign of Sutekh the Destroyer!
(@Burt: Nice linking :D)
danieldoof
02-20-2006, 07:14 PM
Q: so what have you told greenpeace at your interview?
A: yeah I though so..
Chancellor Valium
02-20-2006, 10:05 PM
A: I am Sutekh the Destroyer! Where I tread, I leave nothing but dust and darkness! I find that good.
Q: Who sent time amok?
Xeroc
02-20-2006, 10:17 PM
Q: Don't ask me! I'm from the past!
A: Really?
Lostoyannaya
02-20-2006, 11:31 PM
Q: Did you know that in the second series of Enterprise, Porthos got more lines than Travis?
~~
A: Space time continuum. (Sorry for spelling ^^).
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Xeroc
02-21-2006, 04:47 AM
Q: Where could I find some good food? (Don't worry, that's right! :D)
A: *sleeping noises*
Lostoyannaya
02-21-2006, 08:32 PM
Q: Did I tell you about that time Archer and Sisko got stuck in a black hole?
~~
A: :roll:
(Thank you!! ^^)
~~Lostoyannaya
danieldoof
02-21-2006, 09:07 PM
Q: you are lying they are not stuck in me...... hehe how was that joke?
A: okay I will stop that.
Xeroc
02-22-2006, 05:26 AM
Q: Gah! Quit sending black holes near my house!
A: Whoo... there goes the neighborhood!
Opium
02-22-2006, 09:25 AM
Q: Here comes Mr. Spock!
A: Here comes Mr. Worf!
Lostoyannaya
02-22-2006, 10:07 AM
Q: What's that loud growling noise?
~~
A: Ma'am, yes ma'am!!
~~Lostoyannaya
danieldoof
02-22-2006, 10:34 AM
Q: and when picard gave you the order you said WHAT?
A: hehe...I really doubt that.
Lostoyannaya
02-22-2006, 11:14 AM
Q: Did you know Q's thinking of a career change?
~~
A: The skutters did it!
~~Lostoyannaya
NeoMatrix
02-24-2006, 06:31 PM
Q: Who let the dogs out?
A: Just open the gate
danieldoof
02-24-2006, 10:10 PM
Q: no I have not released those dogs yet...what am I supposed to do?
A: hehe...just hope that you wont be the last
Chancellor Valium
02-25-2006, 03:26 PM
Q: Will I be the last?
A: Only Korgano could make her talk...But he is not chasing her any more...
danieldoof
02-28-2006, 11:43 AM
Q: have you got the important information about what happened to my ship from that masaka chick?
A: no I was not looking.
Lostoyannaya
03-04-2006, 11:32 AM
Q: Travis, have you found those extra lines yet?
~~
A: HOT!
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
03-04-2006, 06:45 PM
Q: WHAT did you call Korgano?
A: Lamb Musaka! Heheheh!
Lostoyannaya
03-04-2006, 06:51 PM
Q: What did you say the Klingon's secret weapon was?
~~
A: Oh, dear GOD, no!
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
03-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Q: Maybe some nice EGGPLANT Musaka?
A: This wine is Korgano'ed
Lostoyannaya
03-04-2006, 09:12 PM
Q: I'm sorry?
(Well, there was the vaguest Fawlty Towers reference ever...)
~~
A: Turn left, then keep turning left.
~~Lostoyannaya
NeoMatrix
03-04-2006, 09:33 PM
Q: Excuse me sir, how do I get to the Counterclockwise Bar?
A: What a strange name for a place that is going in the right direction
Lostoyannaya
03-04-2006, 10:08 PM
Q: Welcome to Paramount.
~~
A: My, my, how quaint!
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
03-04-2006, 11:39 PM
Q: So, what do you think about the Constitution's ablicability of in the modern world?
A: How true...
Xeroc
03-05-2006, 06:41 AM
Q: Did you hear, the latest word on the street is that 1+1 does actually equal 2!
A: That's factorial, silly.
danieldoof
03-05-2006, 06:24 PM
Q: but doesn't 2 and 2 equal 4?
A: no, thats actually 5.
Xeroc
03-06-2006, 04:47 AM
Q: Is the 47th-root of 7.1054273576010018587112426757813*10<sup>32</sup> equal 5.2?
A: System Overload!
Opium
03-06-2006, 10:45 AM
Q: Why can't I get my essay proposal off the ground?
A: Ha.
NeoMatrix
03-06-2006, 01:14 PM
Q: That joke was so funny, but there is something I forgot to say in response to it.
A: Anybody reading please remain quiet until we find the answer to the question.
Lostoyannaya
03-06-2006, 04:00 PM
Q: Excuse me...?
~~
A: DUCK!
~~Lostoyannaya :cry:
danieldoof
03-07-2006, 10:02 AM
Q: In this time of bird flu you only have to say one thing to scare people off, what would that be?
A: MONKEY!
NeoMatrix
03-07-2006, 11:03 PM
Q: Little Susie, what animal was your favorite at the zoo?
A: :arrow:
Xeroc
03-08-2006, 05:01 AM
Q: Over Where?
A: Look to the right!
NeoMatrix
03-08-2006, 02:00 PM
Q: Where do I sign up for the Ministry of Silly Walks?
A: Watch that first step, it's a long one. Oh, and have a nice trip.
danieldoof
03-08-2006, 03:20 PM
Q: isnt it dangerous to stand on a cliff that close to the edge?
A: no I have seen it .... AAAAAHHH!
Lostoyannaya
03-08-2006, 07:46 PM
Q: Mind that plot hole!
~~
A: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And yes.
danieldoof
03-08-2006, 09:38 PM
Q: Erm losty...you haven't just eaten the whole scene decoration have you? Of that one film you know...what was it called?
A: No I don't mind at all.
e of pi
03-08-2006, 09:53 PM
Q: Do you mind when I use obscure idiomatic expressions?
A: It's like those aliens from Next Gen. You know, oh, what was their name....T-something.
Opium
03-09-2006, 09:12 AM
Q: So how are "The Others" on LOST really like?
A: Yah, I know someone who almost ate a fake plastic chocolate theatre prop...said it hurt...
danieldoof
03-09-2006, 03:15 PM
Q: Many people are doing many strange things around here don't you think?
A: But if it was you....that makes me sad.
Lostoyannaya
03-09-2006, 07:47 PM
Q: So...have you found out who got Boomtown cancelled yet?
~~
A: It was ZUKE!
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
03-09-2006, 10:31 PM
Q: Anyone know who Mike was on the chat?
A: Odd that is.
Xeroc
03-09-2006, 11:19 PM
Q: Heard have you that Yoda impressions are up by 300%?
A: Aaaaaaaa.....
e of pi
03-09-2006, 11:24 PM
Q: What comes before bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb?
A: Look out!
Xeroc
03-09-2006, 11:41 PM
Q: Do you see anything suspicious coming up behind me?
A: USB Flash Drive!
NeoMatrix
03-10-2006, 02:31 AM
Q: What is the one thing that would make Xeroc happy right now?
A: Certainly not what I was expecting
e of pi
03-10-2006, 03:29 AM
Q: Were you expecting that?
A: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Xeroc
03-10-2006, 03:48 AM
Q: So, what's your catchphrase if they catch you, then?
A: Supervillian interviews.
danieldoof
03-10-2006, 10:31 AM
Q: Hey, why are you talking to anyone except for me?
A: The left is now right and bottom is up.
NeoMatrix
03-10-2006, 09:29 PM
Q: So what are the laws of physics in this Reverse Universe that you say we must go to?
A: Turn the ship around now, we can't leave without that!
e of pi
03-11-2006, 01:42 AM
Q: Sir, we left the Starbase with out our primary plot device! What do we do?
A: Ruuuun!
Xeroc
03-11-2006, 03:20 AM
Q: Oh no! I forgot my jogging gear, what can we possibly do?
A: Hmmm... somehow I can't help but feel were really not in all that much danger.
NeoMatrix
03-11-2006, 07:18 PM
Q: You think we might get caught hiding out in this mime school?
A: Do you mime? I'm in a box here.
e of pi
03-11-2006, 07:32 PM
Q: What are you doing?
A: Think outside the box!
Lostoyannaya
03-11-2006, 07:56 PM
Q: Damnit, Cap'in, I'm an engineer and ya stick me in a cubicle?
~~
A: Redshirts.
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Xeroc
03-12-2006, 12:04 AM
Q: Man, this pie is awesome! What's the secret ingredient?
A: Ewww...
Lostoyannaya
03-12-2006, 08:06 PM
Q: Did I tell you they recycled the goo from "Vox Sola" and stuck it in the 1000 Topics pie?
~~
A: Sail away, sail away, sail away!
(Yes, an Enya mood today!)
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
03-13-2006, 01:08 AM
Q: Sir! Sir! Sir! The enemy is shooting at us! Shooting at us! Shooting at us! What what what do do do we we we do do do?
A: Echos!
Xeroc
03-14-2006, 05:58 AM
Q: Hmmm... there's something this creepy cavern is without, although I can't put my finger on it.
A: Syncronization.
danieldoof
03-15-2006, 09:36 PM
Q: My watch actually shows that is soon....what do you advice me to do with it?
A: Ahh...now I get it!
Xeroc
03-16-2006, 01:01 AM
Q: And so you see, if you take the triple integral here of soon with respect to pie, fivers, and time, then you get infinity!
A: I. Can't. Believe. It.
e of pi
03-16-2006, 01:52 AM
Q: You heard Zeke missed an update he promised?
A: Woah. Shiny!
danieldoof
03-16-2006, 10:21 AM
Q: Look, its a star, a DEATH STAAAAR!
A: No, I cannot see it either.
Lostoyannaya
03-16-2006, 04:06 PM
Q: Hey, Archer, can you see that cloaked Romulan ship over there?
~~
A: It fell off in my hand. No, really.
~~Lostoyannaya
Opium
03-16-2006, 09:33 PM
Q: What's that banana doing there?
A: Burt and Ernie started it first.
Lostoyannaya
03-16-2006, 09:37 PM
Q: Who started this whole, "Red Shirts should die" thing anyway?
~~
A: It was due to arrive Tuesday.
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
NeoMatrix
03-17-2006, 12:45 AM
Q: Captain, when is Tuesday getting here? I need her to talk with Friday about Monday.
A: You are always hot!
Xeroc
03-17-2006, 04:51 AM
Q: So, what did mercury say to the sun?
A: No, you need the 137 line to Broadway & Main Street.
danieldoof
03-18-2006, 10:20 AM
Q: I want to go to a hacker-meeting, taking the 13371||\|3, is this correct?
A: THAT is just ridiculous.
Lostoyannaya
03-18-2006, 12:41 PM
Q: You really didn't expect this Red Shirt to be the exception to the rule?
~~
A: Fan girls.
~~Lostoyannaya/Losty/Lostie :wink:
danieldoof
03-19-2006, 05:46 PM
Q: What is the worst thing Porthos has to handle?
A: I knew you would say that.
Lostoyannaya
03-19-2006, 07:58 PM
Q: Not to drive my point home or anything, but...."I told you so!"
~~
A: Lindt Dark Chocolate.
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
danieldoof
03-20-2006, 09:58 PM
Q: I live in a contry next to Switzerland...do you want me to get you something?
A: It's this thread...honestly!
Xeroc
03-21-2006, 05:24 AM
Q: Have you seen any suspicious topics around lately, I'm on the CASE of WHO killed the ACRONYM GAME.
A: Good, now spell that backwards.
danieldoof
03-21-2006, 09:39 PM
Q: I don't see any sense in kCirTdNiMiDeJ...I have written it down but what is that supposed to mean?
A: HEHE, that is just evil.
e of pi
03-21-2006, 09:56 PM
Q: Are you feeling any worse for the wear?
A: Idiomatic phrases.
danieldoof
03-21-2006, 10:27 PM
Q: What have you told me about idiotic phrases?
A: No, thats not true!
NeoMatrix
03-24-2006, 01:12 PM
Q: The truth is out there.
A: I say we go under the nebula
danieldoof
03-24-2006, 10:56 PM
Q: HA those puny humans with there limited view...what should we do?
A: NO NOT THERE!
Opium
03-25-2006, 02:27 AM
Q: Is your lawn a good place to park my car?
A: Shuttlecraft. Lots of them.
Lostoyannaya
03-25-2006, 07:47 AM
Q: O-kay...we have the immense floor space, the ultra-funky ramps, the repair teams on standby...I don't know, Trip...what's this shuttle bay missing?
~~
A: Blame the Communists.
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
whoiam
03-25-2006, 02:20 PM
Q: We have Vodka...Bread...Vodka soaked bread... who must we thank for these, comrades?
A: I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Lostoyannaya
03-25-2006, 02:39 PM
Q: Tell me, Archer, what use do you truly have for a science officer who can't climb out of her own catsuit?
~~
A: Sociolinguistics.
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Chancellor Valium
03-27-2006, 06:08 PM
Q: You're studying what?
A: The Nimon speaks of many things...
Lostoyannaya
03-27-2006, 06:30 PM
Q: !8ball, have you seen my cat?
~~
A: LEMONS AND NOTHING MORE.
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Chancellor Valium
03-27-2006, 10:04 PM
Q: WHAT HAPPEN?
A: The cows are simultaneously alive and dead. Don't open the box.
NeoMatrix
03-27-2006, 11:18 PM
Q: What did the clue inside the box say?
A: Enter at your own risk
Chancellor Valium
03-28-2006, 12:03 AM
Q: Whaddya mean with all that "abandon hope" crud?
A: Knock knock!
Lostoyannaya
04-02-2006, 08:03 PM
Q: Aren't we doing this joke the wrong way round?
~~
A: Michael Caine did it.
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Q: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
A: RUN AWAY AND LIVE!!!
Opium
04-07-2006, 11:00 PM
Q: What would you say to anyone going to "Basic Instinct 2"?
A: Puff, the Magic Dragon.
Q: Who was just arrested for selling drugs in a land called Honalee?
A: 4096 bit encryption
Chancellor Valium
04-08-2006, 03:46 PM
Q: What was it?
A: I like to sing in the moonlight, on Honolulu Bay...
Delta Lurker
04-10-2006, 09:18 PM
Q: What do you when you turn into a werewolf?
A: It was a week last Tuesday.
Opium
04-10-2006, 10:22 PM
Q: When did Zuke rear his head?
A: Oh oh.
Hejira
04-10-2006, 11:56 PM
Q: Did you know I'm an Armorshipper?
A: It's covered in foil!
Chancellor Valium
04-11-2006, 01:36 PM
Q: Quick, what's happened to the Celestial Temple?
A: When Birnham would doth come to Dunsinane!
Opium
04-11-2006, 08:19 PM
Q: When will a new Lord of the Rings come out?
A: Legs O Lass.
Chancellor Valium
04-11-2006, 10:49 PM
Q: Eye of newt, toe of frog...Quick! What's the next ingredient?
A: He's dead, Jim.
NeoMatrix
04-12-2006, 02:20 AM
Q: Is there anything you can do for my career?
A: Look who's talking
Chancellor Valium
04-12-2006, 05:56 PM
Q: Are you a freakazoid or something?
A: Quite. Well, not quite.
Opium
04-12-2006, 09:38 PM
Q: So you're a man?
A: OUCH! That hurt!
KillerGodMan
04-15-2006, 02:35 PM
Q: CRUSHED!
A: MSG'D!
Ginga
04-15-2006, 09:16 PM
Q: OW, MY SPLEEN!
A: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
Chancellor Valium
04-16-2006, 05:33 PM
Q: What happens when you fall into a bottomless pit?
A: Leola Root Stew...Yeuch!
Lostoyannaya
04-16-2006, 07:45 PM
Q: So, Porthos, what has Neelix cooked for dinner?
~~
A: Certainly sir. Would you like a little whine with that cheese?
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
e of pi
04-16-2006, 08:39 PM
Q: Can you turn up the thermostat? The temperature is currently .00234 degrees too high. My cheese is melting!
A: Uh oh...
Lostoyannaya
04-16-2006, 08:49 PM
Q: Wait, wait, wait...T'Pol, why is Porthos sat at the Helm? Where's Travis?
~~
A: No. No. And no. But yes. And definately no.
(Did I already post that? I'm getting deja vu...)
~~Lostoyannaya :shock:
Chancellor Valium
04-16-2006, 09:09 PM
Q: Can we resurrect John Lennon?
A: Well, I did have a few gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind.
Lostoyannaya
04-16-2006, 09:12 PM
Q: So....Mister Dent...what is your personal opinion on Zaphod?
~~
A: Smeg.
~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
Chancellor Valium
04-16-2006, 09:22 PM
Q: Lostoyannaya: What four-letter word is abominated in every civilised society?
A: Well, that's a joojooflop.
Hejira
04-17-2006, 07:10 AM
Q: What did I just stand in? It doesn't look like a weezle wuzzle...
A: You, sir, are NOT FUNNY!
Chancellor Valium
04-17-2006, 01:27 PM
Q: Did you know that you look like an aubergine?
A: Ninja!
Q: Me and Ginga are what?
A: the pain...
Chancellor Valium
04-18-2006, 04:40 PM
Q: What was it that you remember most about that half an hour talking to Zeke face-to-face?
A: Uh, will the number 7 suffice?
Q: What can we hide everywhere in the Halo series
A: But burlap chafes me so.
Chancellor Valium
04-20-2006, 10:17 PM
Q: you say bricks chafe you, so how about Burlap?
A: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
NeoMatrix
04-22-2006, 09:56 PM
Q: Captain, say something! We are under attack!
A: It must be a clue, but to what, I have no clue.
Opium
04-23-2006, 01:16 AM
Q: Is that a pie?
A: It is done.
Lostoyannaya
04-23-2006, 10:30 AM
Q: Could you help me bake this pie?
~~
A: Computer says yes.
~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:
NeoMatrix
04-26-2006, 08:06 PM
Q: Computer, am I on board the Enterprise?
A: The sign says that we are here, but where is here?
Q: Where are you!?
A: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Lostoyannaya
04-27-2006, 04:44 PM
Q: Hey, look fan girls - it's Yuki-kun!
~~
A: Naaaaah.
~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:
Q: Yaaaaaah?
A: EAT SQUIRELY DEATH AND DIE...PAINFULLY! WITH NUTS! IN HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PLACES!
e of pi
04-27-2006, 08:44 PM
Q: Pass the squirel roast, would you?
A: Taste's like chicken. Well, not really.
Chancellor Valium
04-29-2006, 05:49 PM
Q: So what exactly does Ox Bowel taste like again?
A: When Birnham would doth come to Duninsane!
Lostoyannaya
05-01-2006, 01:19 PM
Q: Pass the drivle?
~~
A: I blame nanobots.
~~Lostoyannaya
Q: Who's stolen Red Dwarf again!?
A: Well now, that's just plain wrong.
Chancellor Valium
05-02-2006, 03:04 PM
Q: Did you hear about Chakotay/Bulkhead?
A: Fish!
Lostoyannaya
05-02-2006, 05:55 PM
Q: Yes, can I help you?
~~
A: I'm not just talking styrofome. I'm talking stainless steal!
~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:
e of pi
05-03-2006, 12:02 AM
Q: That armour made of what!?
A: Nuetronium? Isn't that found in dead stars?
Q: Can I have one Nuetronium Milkshake please?
A: Well, that can't be good.
Opium
05-03-2006, 11:40 AM
Q: Have you noticed I haven't posted much lately?
A: Really, I just didn't have much to say.
Hejira
05-03-2006, 01:05 PM
Q: Why did you come to my house for the sole purpose of taking three hours to perform one act of flatulence?
A: That wasn't a cookie jar when I got here.
Lostoyannaya
05-03-2006, 01:53 PM
Q: Have you seen that shapeshifter around here?
~~
A: Klaatu barada nikto!!
~~Lostoyannaya :mrgreen:
Chancellor Valium
05-04-2006, 07:44 AM
Q: What is it now?
A: Echuta!
NeoMatrix
05-05-2006, 02:14 AM
Q: You look like you are about to sneeze.
A: That would only happen if everyone on Earth sneezed at the same time
Lostoyannaya
05-05-2006, 04:37 PM
Q: Badda boom?
~~
A: Eh-heh.
~~Lostoyannaya
Opium
05-08-2006, 01:24 AM
Q: Eh?
A: Oh.
Q: What do you have to say for yourself?
A: I AM THE AUNTY CHRIST!
Chancellor Valium
05-11-2006, 11:18 AM
Q: OOKIE! OS HAWT IS GIONG IN!?
A: Cottleston Pie!
e of pi
05-11-2006, 10:19 PM
Q: What are you eating?
A: Set Condition 1 throughout the ship and then launch the alert Vipers!
Q: How can we make our show sound different from Star trek and Star Wars?.....Clearly we can't say 'Red Alert!' And I'd rather not say 'Alert Fighters..... What do you think we should say?
A:This is gonna cost me.
Chancellor Valium
05-16-2006, 06:32 PM
Q: Do you think this stuff is free?
A: Faction Paradox did it!
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