Answer --> Question game

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What's all this then?

A: Booyah!

[Opium]

Q: Dude!


A: The answer lies within the question itself.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What do you mean by that?
A: What do you want?

[Opium]

Q: Can I have a pie, please?


A: Erm...huh?

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you know that...
http://www.davidtulga.com/xeroc/pi2.gif


A: Possibly.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Is that even true. I have no clue what you just proved.

A: In that parallel universe, all the math laws are different, so 1+1 = 0 and 10X10=1

[Xeroc]

Q: How come in Universe CV735F21, 5 + 16 = -3?

(By the way, that's a formula for pi)
(Mmmmmmmmm... Pi...)

A: You'll never know! BWAHAHAHA! :twisted:

[Opium]

Q: What's your favorite math equation?


A: That's not theatre related, actually. You need a psychatrist, not a theatre.

[Xeroc]

Q: Who or What would be able to help us forumgoers? Theatre, perhaps?


A: The answer is right under your nose.

[danieldoof]

Q: hey where can I put that pie

A: maybe tomorrow I will get some.....

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you have any redshirts?


A: If you were in the IRC right now, you'd know.

[Opium]

Q: Who's on IRC right now?



A: Are you hinting at something?

[Xeroc]

Q: Maybe you should be in the IRC now.


A: I wouldn't be suprised

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Jim, John is dead

A: John, Jim is dead

[Opium]

Q: What happened, Joe?


A: Answer this, *edited for content*.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: *Question tore up due to the extreme nature of the content. Plus, there is no mention of pie*

A: 6.283185307

[danieldoof]

Q: hey lets add my pi(e) and your pi(e), what do we get than?

A: what??? another pie???

[Hotaru]

Q: Look! I made a new type of pie! But what to call it...


A: You're not looking at it right! Turn it upside down!

[Xeroc]

Q: Is this right: http://www.davidtulga.com/xeroc/smile_inv.gif?


A: Are you sure?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: That alien that attacked us turned me into a woman

A: It's not like I can pull out a new ship out of my pocket every time we get damaged.

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Captain, why are we still heading out of the solar system? The window in my quarters got dirtied and scuffed up badly when that silly pilot person sideswiped Io. Hadn't we better send the ship to the cleaners and borrow a clean one?



A: No, let's do it some other time. I hate to kill a man whose girlfriend just dumped him.

[Opium]

Q: Hey! TopHatMan! Let's kill John!


A: As a last resort...maybe.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Should I send another redshirt?

A: Are you color blind? Those are blue shirts! We need them!

[Xeroc]

Q: So... I should get rid of these redshirts then, right?


A: Pie!

[Opium]

Q: Ice cream?


A: Misstakes ar inevitable.

[Xeroc]

Q: Akc! Tipos!


A: I wouldn't try it - it sounds dangerous.

[Opium]

Q: Want to watch CSI with me?



A: Was that an insult to all politicians, or to all lawyers?

[Hotaru]

Q: God, that Politician is worse than a lawyer!


A: Aflac!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did the duck say when you beamed him to the surface?

A: I got it! Come up with a brilliant idea so we can get a working lightbulb. Oh wait, I got one... *grabs light bulb above head*

[Hotaru]

Q: There isn't a lightbulb in the entire city! Where ever shall we get one?


A: That's not such a great idea...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Can I screw in the light bulb?

A: That job has been assigned to John

[Xeroc]

Q: I think the circuit's fixed, who is to screw the new lightbulb in?


A: :idea:

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Do you have any ideas?
A: Preferably not a forumperson.....

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Who screwed in the light bulb while I was away?

A: Please do not take "Screwing in a light bulb" out of context, although that would be impossible to do

[Xeroc]

Q: What exactly did you imply by "Screwing in a light bulb"?


A: Aauheuagckh! No more light bulb talk!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So, a light bulb walks into the bar....

A: Hmmmm, how did the chicken get across that road anyway

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you why the chicken crossed the road?


A: An electrified flyswatter.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What we use against the unsquashing flies?
A: DOES NOT COMPUTE - BAD GRAMMAR

[Xeroc]

Q: What: the is; however be find "pie" IRC - ?in


A: I'd say some :roll:'s with a sprinkling of :twisted:'s and a not to mention a good deal of :D's and :mrgreen:'s.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: How do you make Emoticon Souffle?
A: Nope. 'fraid not. No eating in the IRC....

[Xeroc]

Q: Can I bring a taco to the IRC?


A: Use the tags.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Xeroc, how do I get us off topic offically?

A: Did someone forget the [/offtopic] tag?

[Xeroc]

Q: So then, I was at the spaceport and I saw this really ...


A: :? I dunno, sounds pretty unlikely to me.

[Hotaru]

Q: Would it be possible for a random forum obsession to go away?


A: Well, if there was a bunny with a pancake on it's head...

go here (http://finalknight.net/pictures/bunny_pancake.jpg) for the pciture that spawned this idea if you haven't seen it already. :P

[Opium]

Q: I had this wierd dream about a guy in a top hat, a John who never died, and a political infomercial...what do you think it means?



A: A lightbulb and a top hat you say, eh?

[Alexia]

Q: I have this lightbulb and Top Hat. I was thinking of making a Tip Hat wearing lightbulb. What do you think?

A: I would have to say, after careful consideration, no. Don't ever do that!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Should I give TopHatMan the lightbulb?

A: Captain, ours sensors indidate that that ship is in dire need of a lightbulb. Should we lend them a hand?

[Xeroc]

Q: What's that distress call were recieving say?


A: Hey! Quit that!

[Opium]

Q: [singing]
Lightbulb lightbulb what do you do?
You light up our lives,
As you warm up our planet!
Lightbulb lightbulb do you like TopHatMan?
Lightbulbs don't sing like florescents do!
But you waste energy like killing John over and over!
Lightbulb lightbulb...


A: It finally has reached peak capacity.

[Xeroc]

Q: Oh No! The forums say there isn't any room to post! What happened?


A: :!:

[Opium]

Q: :?:



A: Well, it all makes sense now.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, the lightbulb has been turned on so you can read your Padd.

A: They cause alot of things come to light

[Xeroc]

Q: What does this light bulb do?


A: Oooh, I'm sorry, but your question was not in the form of an answer.

[Hotaru]

Q: My house is burning down! Do you have any water?


A: This can only be solved one way. Foosball.

[Opium]

Q: There is but one part, but both she and I had been bretrothed to it! We together are to come to a fair decision be; What to do, oh tragic heart, what to do!


A: Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan, featuring William Shatner.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Who should star in the movie "Ultimate Foosball"?

A: Great, all my foosball players are redshirts.

[Opium]

Q: Here is Crewman Takanachi, Crewman Smithton, Crewman Jrsgeumtergotenfermtula, Jake, Mayweather, Hoshi, John, and TopHatMan.


A: Wow...Patrick Stewart was bald even then...

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey, look at this picture of Patrick Stewart in High School!


A: Star Trek has that?

[Opium]

Q: I just saw Patrick Stewart, you know, that guy who plays Picard, with Ian McKellen, ie Gandalf, and David Suchet, the current Poirot, on an circa 1970's BBC clip from the Royal Shakespeare Company ...are you listening to me?


A: You simply HAD to give some information, didn't you?

[Xeroc]

Q: Well, these invading barbarian aliens asked where Earth was, and I ... uh ... kinda gave them some directions...


A: I really think it wiser to try the other way.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What did you say? I was in the Jefferies Tube

A: Can't stop, CSI: NY is on and the earth will explode if I don't watch it!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Please Stop! If not, could you at least slow down?

A: A Hurricane? In space?

[Xeroc]

Q: Sir, I'm picking up what appears to be some sort of hurricane...


A: That Hurricane? It's Hurricane "Zeke" - predicted arrival time: "soon".

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Should we be worried about that hurricane? When will it hit the system?

A: Captain, it's a category "17" Hurricane

[Xeroc]

Q: Should we be worried about that five-mile long hurrcane that looks suspiciously like a space station?


A: I see what you mean about the weather being a little odd...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, why don't you believe me that the weather outside is odd? Go look out the window.

A: Man, this storm sucks

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Captian, there's a tornado heading this way!

A: Meow! Meow Meow Meow! MEOW!

[Xeroc]

Q: Are you hungry, Kitty?


A: I'd check in the third isle, right under the plasma disruptors.

[Hotaru]

Q: Where can I find lightbulbs?


A: By heaven, I charge thee, Speak!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Ooog Aaag.....

A: You mean to tell me that the stars are nothing more than giant light bulbs?

[Opium]

Q: Now, if stars were lightbulbs, there would be many kinds...tiny, powerful LED's, large halogens, low-wattage Christmas lights...


A: The weather channel predicted that you should turn off all your lightbulbs in case of a lighting storm.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: *BOOM* Whoa, that was close. So what do your feelings say about this storm?

A: Sims 3: Space Sims

[Xeroc]

Q: Any upcoming games you're interested in?


A: After careful and thougtful consideration, my answer is... WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY FIVER WERE YOU THINKING?

[Hotaru]

Q: ...so then I decided to throw a pie in Kleins face. Do you think that I made some bad choices?


A: :oops:

[Opium]

Q: How did Ralph Klien look after you threw that ice-cream-pudding-chilli-cheese pie in his face?



A: No! I want satisfaction!

[Hotaru]

Q: You can't get no satisfaction! No matter how much you try, and you try and you try!


A: Oh, that's too bad. But you knew it was going to happen one day!

[Opium]

Q: I can't believe Andy Rooney did a commentary on something other than his eyebrows!


A: Near the island of "Never".

[Xeroc]

Q: Where are all those fivers we submitted?


A: Beats me.

[Opium]

Q: What did the carrot say to the celery after the beet won the rolling race?

A: Her file doesn't make sense.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Temporal Cop: Computer, please read me the personal file of Admiral Janeway.

A: Captain, im afraid the macroviruses have stolen all the lightbulbs

[Opium]

Q: I wanna too read da grammer book, Ensign Smith...ours grammer on board da ship is getting really bad like! Were r da lite?



A: Did you HAVE to point that out?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain Janeway, we are out of coffee.

A: Yes, I can dodge asteroids, but for some reason I keep hitting planets.

[Hotaru]

Q: Chakotay, is the piloting practice going well?


A: T'pol did it!

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey! Who took all the trellium-d?


A: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Opium]

Q: Did you see that part in CSI where Warrick and Sarah made out and got married and Grissom cried at the wedding and revealed that he was in love with Star Trek and then Abby and Carter got married too at the same time and Dr. Ramono came back from the dead and Buffy sang at the wedding?


A: Maybe you had to be there.

[Xeroc]

Q: I don't get this whole ... thing.


A: It was a one-night stand.

[Opium]

Q: Why do you keep complaining that your feet hurt...just what was that charity event you did?


A: No, but maybe next time.

[Xeroc]

Q: IRC?


A: I'd try banging on it with a large hammer of smiting.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: How do you think I should get rid of this IRC?

A: If all else fails, call John. Then go home and order a pizza.

[Opium]

Q: TopHatMan invited me on a date...what should I do?


A: We've gone to far.

[Hotaru]

Q: Hmm. I wonder where the off-ramp is.


A: Health care, the economy, and fuel prices.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What are the real weapons of mass destruction?

A: I get this feeling Enterprise will run into Admiral Janeway

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you hear there's to be a lot of time travel in this Season of Enterprise?


A: I'd seriously doubt it, but you never know, y'know.

[Opium]

Q: I heard that there will be CSI/US Presdential Debate/Canada Party LeaderDebate/Enterprise crossover on Christmas morning...is it true?


A: In a word, skinnamarinky-dinky-dink-skinnamarinky-doo.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: How long is this message im sending to John?

A: You want the lightbulb? You can't handle the lightbulb!

[Xeroc]

Q: Ooo! Is that a lightbulb? Can I have it?


A: Check under the rug, it gets swept under there sometimes.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Where's my car? Have you seen it?
A: No.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Darth Vader: Luke, will you please go find Admiral Janeway?

A: My thoughts exactly

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey, want some pie?


A: Well... :| pretty much sums it up.

[Hotaru]

Q: So I heard that Star Trek is to be cancelled, and that everything trek related in the world is to be destroyed. How do you feel about that?


A: It stars Sarah Michelle Gellar!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Why would I want to watch THAT?

A: WHO?

[Katy Jane]

Q: Did you see the episode of Enterprise where Darth Vader asks Luke to bring his Admiral Janeway, but then Captain Braxton stops him by sending Captain Archer to the future against Liuetenant Danials will, only to get thwarted by Fry?

A: I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you then bring you back to life and kill you again.

[Xeroc]

Q: Can you tell me what John's secret is?


A: :shock:, more or less.

[Opium]

Q: How did you react when you heard that they were bringing in C/G/G/S on CSI?



A: Perhaps if you only knew.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Can you tell me when the world will end?
A: OMG, not this again!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: John and TopHatMan were trying to screw in a lightbulb so they could eat their chili pie together, when all of a sudden, 17 thwaped them with a space station. John died, then came back, but was sad because the lightbulb was gone.

A: Did I miss anything?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: There you are Smith copy # 5986! We had to fight Neo without you!

A: Who did what now?

[Opium]

Q: Did you hear like that guy who goes out with her whatshername cheated on her with "always-wears-pink" girl, but that she was going out all this time with her punky best friend and that they all ended up in a huge figth over the cheating that went on in Biology class that caused everyone to fail?


A: If you're going to act that way, then you deserve it.

[Hotaru]

Q: So I gave all my money to the poor, then someone slapped me!


A: I don't thinks surgery is the answer!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Surgery is the Answer!

A: The trains would meet in 30 minutes

[NeoMatrix]

Q: If two trains facing each other (east and west) at a train station, slightly apart, at what time will the two trains run into each other if one train was fully loaded and leaves the station in 30 minutes, and the other train is scheduled to leave in about an hour. However, the second train gets hijacked by some terrorists, but none of them know how to run the train. There is a slight wind gust of 20mph to the NNW. The first train also has a malfunction that has not been discovered, which will cause the train to go in the wrong direction.

A: Nope, I was in the third train

[Xeroc]

Q: Were you on the second train?


A: The lightning would not be seen simultaneously.

[Opium]

Q: What happened if we put in a shot of lightening in scene 3.2, and another in 4.7?


A: Erm...perhaps you ask a politicain or lawyer about that.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Can John legally run for president?

A: Sexy FuN

[KillerGodMan]

Q:See that CSI episode with Sara and Nick?

A: He's not attacking, guess it's safe to photograph him then

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you think it's safe to take a picture of TopHatMan?


A: Here, hold the camera.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Look! It's a John sighting!

A: When will you learn that objects in motion will remain in motion until something stops them. This includes making sudden stops while in warp.

[Xeroc]

Q: Quick! Apply the Brakes!


A: All I have to say is: :P

[Opium]

Q: What do you think of Abby/Carter on ER?



A: The answer is somewhere in here.

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you know what terrain is Chakotay's favorite place to crash a shuttle?


A: 5MV

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Where can I find good satire of Star Trek?
A: Try over there - it's normally the place....

[Xeroc]

Q: Where can I find lunatics?


A: 6MV

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What the heck is Zuke doing?

A: Uh, can I buy a vowel?

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you think you can solve the puzzle?

The Fivers will be d_ne s__n.


A: A ball-point pen should do it.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Great, every PADD is taken, now how am I going to finish this report for the captain?

A: The Logical thing to do is to be logical with your logic

[Xeroc]

Q: What would Spock say in this situatation?


A: Unlikely.

[Opium]

Q: Will there every be another P/C 'ship moment? Will my midterm exam go okay? Will the hockey season get back on track soon?


A: My midterm caused the problem.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, we seem to be back on Earth....back...when we were kids, and we seem to be in High School again! How do you explain this horrible temporal situation?

A: Well, it all started when I fell in love for the first time

[Opium]

Q: So how did you find 5MV forums?


A: No, college, not highschool!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Hey, we're at my Highschool!

A: It was Riker!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Who was your first love?

A: I'm not answering that. Next Question

[danieldoof]

Q: hey neo, why are you banging your head on the keyboard?

A: mhmhmh that redshirt looks funny...

[Xeroc]

Q: Wait a sec... since when did we have a Klingon Redshirt?


A: We seem to be experiencing some sort of temporary anomaly.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: TROI! What's with the Temporary Anomaly?

A: Give Chakotay some Woodpecker-be-gone, I've got my own problems!

[Hotaru]

Q: Dear Lord! A woodpecker has taken up residence in Chakotay's head!

A: That would only happen if Troi and Chakotay had a baby.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Ever heard of a kid that could sense trouble, but crashs the shuttles anyway?

A: Riker wouldn't like that

[Opium]

Q: Worf just asked Trio out again.



A: My head hurts.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: George, watch out for that tree! Are you ok?

A: Captain, I believe I see a convienent commercial break coming soon

[Xeroc]

Q: OH NO! What are we to do now that we are helplessly caught in the enemy's tractor beam?


A: Remember, HTML is <u>ON</u>.

[Hotaru]

Q: Hey! What do you think will happen if I randomly add [b] to words?


A: You can find that at "Beads and plenty more"!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I lost my marbles. Where can I find some more?

A: Captain, Ever get that feeling that things go bad when there are cameras watching us?

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Captain's Log, Stardate 38292.2: So far this delicate dangerous mission has gone smoothly. Today I walked onto the bridge to find those strange people who sometimes turn up out of nowhere with their antique cameras waiting for me and Lieutenant Matrix repeatedly slamming his forehead against his console. Which reminds me... Lieutenant Matrix, is something concerning you?




A: Sorry, can't answer that. The Chili Joke Police are already looking suspicious.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Archer: Where's my dog?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(At least it's better than double exclimation marks)

[Hotaru]

Q: Paris: Oh, I've gotta go grab something quickly. Chakotay will you pilot for a second?


A: Oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let you go~oo.

[Xeroc]

Q: Cheesy song lyrics?


A: Ensign, don't concern yourself with stuff like that, just concentrate on not RAMMING THE SHIP INTO THAT HUGE ASTEROID!

[Opium]

Q: Oh baby baby, I shouldn't have let you go.



A: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What do the redshirts sing when the Captain goes to bed?

A: Whatcha going to do, whatcha going to do, when Janeway fires at you? Janeway Janeway...

[Opium]

Q: Sing a few bars of the new Voyager! The Modern Musical Comedy!.



A: Did you every know that you're my hero?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hello, my name is John

A: I sure hope that was your stomach

[Xeroc]

Q: Ack! I just got shot in my chest!

A: Never again.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: WOW! 100 rides SOLID on Top Gun!

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *passes out* *Five minutes later* Sure, go ahead!

[Xeroc]

Q: Should I press the big red button?


A: On the 5th day of the 5th month of the 5th year of the 23rd century.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: When are we going to finish leaving space dock?

A: The answer is either No or No

[Xeroc]

Q: Can I have that plasma cannon?


A: Naw, I don't believe it!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: They are going to make Jay Leno immortal!

A: Oops!

[Xeroc]

Q: Uh... what happened to my chair?


A: Not in a million years.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: When do I get to sit in the chair?

[Xeroc]

Q: Don't say ANYTHING!


A: Use a clipboard.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I broke the PADD

A: Okay, NOW you can worry!

[Xeroc]

Q: Should I worry that the hull is SCRAPING THAT HUGE ASTEROID?


A: Concentrate!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What's the secret to making Juice?

A: It was Him! *points at random person*

[Xeroc]

Q: Who was that?


A: Use the interrobang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang).

[KillerGodMan]

Q: WHAT!?

A: NO!

[Xeroc]

Q: YES?


A: I'd reccomend the "XP Plasma Cannon".

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Win Xp isn't working!

A: Okay, Just don't whine!

[Xeroc]

Q: Can I sit in the big chair? Please? *whimper*


A: Use the boot disk, that always works.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: How do I get rid of the John virus that's on my computer.

A: So the transporter malfunctioned and switched Chakotay's body with Janeway's.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: AHH! A Woodpeeker's attacking Janeway! NEO! What did you do?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did a cat bite your tongue?

A: The Nexus does not exist anymore thanks to Admiral Janeway

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Whee's the Nexus?

A: EEP!

[Hotaru]

Q: Britney Spears is coming here... today!


A: No, I think it's perfectly normal.

[Xeroc]

Q: Is that avatar of yours normal?


A: Not right now, maybe later.

[Hotaru]

Q: Would you like a Britney Spears themed avatar?


A: I saw a documentary on that last night!

[Xeroc]

Q: Have you seen any documentaries on Britney Spears?


A: Very good, I must admit!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: How was your night with Britney Spears?

A: We ended up getting married and flying off on Voyager to go on our honeymoon

[Xeroc]

Q: How was your night with Britney Spears?


A: Only in the future.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: After you leave, when will I see you again?

A: Only in the past

[KillerGodMan]

Q: When will I see you again Janeway?

A: Oh dear God NO! NO! NO!

[Hotaru]

Q: Are you happy I got rid of my Britney avatar?


A: Al Bhed do it better.

[Opium]

Q: What do you think of Xtina's new CD?



A: CSI: Yellowknife would be a neat idea.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: We need another CSI spinoff

A: Him?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: It was that man over there

A: Your food seems to be running away

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey! Where'd my chicken go?


A: A .jpg is worth 1,000 .txts.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Let's talk computers

A: Let's not

[Xeroc]

Q: Let's talk Math!


A: Ha Ha Ha! That's a good one! What? You were serious?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: ZEKE! Reply to my e-mail!

A: Not again!

[Xeroc]

Q: No Update. :(


A: In all the history of the universe, I think that's happened, like, twice.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: How many times has Zeke replied to his E-mail on time?

A: That barnhouse, There!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So where is the secret meeting?

A: Someone killed Xeroc's server!

[Xeroc]

Q: My Server! Ack!


A: Fried French Fries.

[Opium]

Q: Would you like some Fried Quebec Potato Sticks?



A: So much glitter!

[Xeroc]

Q: What do you think of the new party gear?


A: Remember, BBCode is <u>ON</u>.

[Opium]

Q: Is BBcode off?



A: This is not happening.

[Xeroc]

Q: Is this happening?


A: Never! MWAHAHAHAHA! :twisted:

[Hotaru]

Q: Xeroc! When are you going to change your avatar?


A: when the feelings gone and you can't go on.

[Opium]

Q: I'll be watching you drown, watching you scream, quiet or loud.


A: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

[Xeroc]

Q: Don't Cry! :cry:


A: Don't you need a * in there somewhere?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: *GAK!...

A: I think she is making a big mistake

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Janeway is going to timetravail, *sigh* again

A: Who, me?

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey You!


A: These are not the fivers you're looking for...

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Are these the fivers I am looking for?

A: GET BACK HERE!

[Xeroc]

Q: I'm going to Tuvalu!


A: Uhhh... hey! look! A distraction! *runs off*

[Hotaru]

Q: Someone killed Zeke! But who...?


A: smashy-smashy!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Oh look! Mashed Potatoes!

A: Dude, where did that last comment come from?

[Opium]

Q: Did you know that I had a dream about The Shining last night? Jack Nicholson was running around with a poison pen letter that scared Shelley Duvall because Jack's grammer was so bad and the little boy was riding his big wheel tricyle and I really wanted to ride it but he wouldn't let me!


A: If I go with the more likely situation, perhaps.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: If you had a choice between alone with Chakotay on a shuttle or falling in love with an redshirt, would you choose one to safe your life?

A: The captain has decided to have a contests among redshirts. The winner will be promoted, then sent on an away mission with Chakotay.

[danieldoof]

Q: what will happen to the redshirts I sold you?

A: hey they told me it was legal

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey, do you have a permit for those redshirts?


A: Well it all started on a dark and stormy night...*ominous music*...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, you look bad. You wanna tell me your story?

A: Aha, I caught you in here with the IRCAssistant all alone.

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey! What're you doing in here?


A: I'd try a number 3 pencil.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What should I use since this puny little #2 pencil doesn't work?

A: Captain, the comm is playing country music

[Xeroc]

Q: What's that infernal sound?


A: GAK!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: DIE EVIL FLEMOID!

A: A FACE!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What is that on Mars?

A: It's a magic mirror

[Xeroc]

Q: Oooo! What's that shiny object?


A: Time: To Buy This Book!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What title did the group agree on in the IRC boardroom chat today?

A: Black Holes: How they suck

[Xeroc]

Q: Hmm... what book should I get Zeke?


A: "MWAHAHAHAHA!" was his reply.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: After you told that evil scientist your idea, what did he say?

A: Not another rerun!

[Opium]

Q: Guess what I said when "M*A*S*H" came on last night!



A: The third one was kind of a retread of the rest.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: How're those new tyres?
A: "Oh, God NO! Not yet MORE appalingly unfunny American "humour"!"

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey look, another reality show!

A: What will they think of next?

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Hey look! Five-Minute Pie!
A: Run away, Run away!

[Xeroc]

Q: Ack! A giant pie is headed straight for us!


A: Google it.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I need to find some pie, got some?

A: Take 2, and call me in the morning

[Xeroc]

Q: Doctor, what should I do about this pie addiction?


A: 54° Fahrenheit.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: At what temerature does Seven keep her quarters at?

A: It's not too cold, whimps

[Opium]

Q: I think this dinner is still frozen-can we heat it up?



A: No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: How do I make Homer go looney again?
A: Frozen food makes Homer crazy.....

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Do you think Homer will like some frozen food?

A: Homer is not affiliated with John or TopHatMan

[Xeroc]

Q: What's with all this talk of TopHatMan, John, and the Simpsons?


A: The This or That Thread.

[Opium]

Q: What thread does TopHatMan appear least in?



A: I couldn't be more bored.

[Hotaru]

Q: So, what do you think of "TopHatMan: The Movie"?


A: Ew.

[Xeroc]

Q: 'Shipping Fanfic?


A: YAY! :D Woooo! :D

[KillerGodMan]

Q: THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE! :shock:

A: He's inside that giant pie

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Where is Spongebob?

A: I didn't know Spongebob loved pie, well acutally it's sponge cake, but who cares.

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey! Did you hear Spongebob loves Pie?


A: Yep. He did it again.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did he fart again?

A: Dialing, please wait.

[Opium]

Q: Did you phone TopHatMan yet about Halloween brunch?


A: That one over there.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Which pumpkin do you want for the Halloween party, Neelix?

A: Everyone is invited to the Holodeck for some Halloween partying, unless we run into any danger.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: How about a hallowe'en party this year, Neelix?
A: Umm...the pink one, I think...

[Xeroc]

Q: Which dress do you like better?


A: To quote the famous philosopher Bo Ling, "You should always try to knock all the puns down."

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Punish us with a bad pun quote.

A: To pun or not to pun

[Xeroc]

Q: What is the questipun?


A: It's a new club, called: Slackers Anonymous, or Essay for short.

[Hotaru]

Q: What's that club pin you're wearing?


A: Is that because you are out of toner?

[Opium]

Q: My skin is sagging! Why?


A: Right, well, you could it do that way, or you could let a professional do it.

[Xeroc]

Q: I'm building my own house!


A: Right across the street.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Where are you going to build your house?

A: Parties every night

[Hotaru]

Q: After you finish your house, what are you going to do there?


A: Is that wall made of cheese? :shock:

[NeoMatrix]

Q: And here is the wall of cheese. Are you listening to me, or looking at the woman in the red dress?

A: The roof? Oh, um... I will have to get back to you on that.

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey! Nice Skylight!


A: Hmm... I seem to be short a few nails.