Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the one pience of advice that everyone forgot to mention to Monica?

A: Opps, we forgot to calculate the revolution of the planet around the sun into the computer before starting this trip. Now we got to go find it again.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Lord Vader, the Death Star is fully powered and ready to--hey! Where did the planet we're going to blow up go to?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Thanks to you, I feel REALLY stupid now.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, did you stand on the square naked and scream like a baby who lost her mother, like I asked you to?

A: Do you even know how to pronounce that?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mar...mari...marij-kee? Marike? Maricky?

A: Mongo like candy![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] How about Skittles, Sa'ar? No Skittles? M&Ms? Do you like M&Ms?


(In jokes, in jokes... sorry. Couldn't resist.)


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Mm-mmm, fatty acids....[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Lot of chocolate in this doughnut.

A: I can suffer any pain...except embarassment.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why did you pull out of the latest season of [i:post_uid0]American Idol[/i:post_uid0]? After the last season of [i:post_uid0]Survivor[/i:post_uid0], I thought you could survive any form of pain!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Er... It's a long story. Uhm, heh heh.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is Boy George in your bathroom?



A: The green light is RED, RED, NOT green![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There are FIVE green lights, don't you see?

A: The keenest students go into one level, the average students into another, and the idiots into a third.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Satan, what do you mean about sectioning the levels of Hell according to academic ability?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] That settles it. We're all done for.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh look, John Sheridan is eating a pizza.

A: Well, thats one sun down, a billion to go.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We did it! We made that sun explode! Now it's only a matter of time before the rest of the galaxy gets it! Mwahahaha!

A: But sir, don't you mean you want the cash or something?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: This is a stick up! Give me all your tribbles NOW!

A: So that is how the Borg reproduce[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Poor old Ensign Redshirt had a tragic collision with a toaster in the transporter.

A: All my ICQ conversations seem to end up in this thread.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Saar, have you ever heard of the ICQbots that are really Star Trek forum spies?

A: Oh cool, the Boy Scouts of the Delta Quadrant are having a Starship Wash this Saturday.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain, some Redshirts have just splattered all over our viewscreen. How shall we get their remains off?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Run a F-test and tell me if that's statistically significant.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My fatty acids beta-oxidised at a rate of 300,000 reactions/second

A: The devil farts in my face once again.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Beezelbub, you've got a funny look on your face. Why?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Numbers... It's only a bunch of numbers...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is something you always hear an accountant say?

A: Don't you just hate it when you forget a question you thought of while away from the computer?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I thought you were going to ask your computer to marry you! What happened?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sticks and stones can break my bones....[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: But whips and chains exc...no, hang on, I've got this backwards.

Q: Would it hurt your feelings if I called you stickolithic? (Damned if I can remember the Latin word for stick)

A: Hey! You! Get offa my cloud![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I'm happy, I'm high, I'm bouncing on a Sa'ar cloud.... happy happy, joy joy! Happy happy, joy joy!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh nothing, I've just be drinking dinitrophenylhydrazine.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is it that you have your head in the clouds?

A: I think its time to introduce John to Bob Smith[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I think John's getting a little out of hand with the nuking lately. What do you think we should do?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Okay, that's ONE soundtrack you should never listen to past midnight![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You want suggestions for movie soundtracks to listen to while you battle amnesia, 17? Um, I dunno, how about the one for [i:post_uid0]Psycho[/i:post_uid0]?

A: He did [i:post_uid0]what[/i:post_uid0]? He should've just handed in a blank page and saved everyone the trouble.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you know the Lucas' initial submitted script for Episode III was the word "splorb" repeated 300,000 times, followed by "Flanders sucks"?

A: We're a-rollin' and a-rockin' with a hole in a stocking made my Elvis Presley's left toe.

((That's a real song))[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Sa'ar! What the heck are you an Delenn doing in that bathtub?!


:D


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Yum-yum.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You seem preoccupied with someone. What are you thinking about?

A: Naked Scrabble.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We were going to play naked Twisrter, but I forgot the twister pad. So what should we play?

A: Please dont put the scrabble letters there[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If I just use this S to make script, so that you can't make post of it. That's what you get for showing your letters to me.

A: I wonder why...[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Yay! It's my 600 post. How did I get so much free time?



A: Because George Lucas and Boy George are brothers.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is Threepio dressed as a woman?

A: Black silk sheets.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You have a home, a nice family and a cute dog. What else do you want?

A: It wasn't all that fun, I tell you.

(No genitive cases, Sa'ar, just to prove you wrong. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, how did you enjoy those four hours naked in the tub with your Minbari harem?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You know, on second thoughts, I don't even want to think about that.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So when are you asking that Minbari cuty to sleep with you?

A: He's never there, and when he is, he's busy.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think we will get to see the president when we go to the White House for a tour?

A: White House? I thought you said the Light House.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do you take your shades with you to the White House? It's the middle of the winter!

A: *Shrugs*[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, American Public! What say I drop a couple of nukes riiiiiight over here in the Middle East?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Be careful, you don't want to be starting a riot here...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think it is a good idea to let John Sheridan go?

A: What do you mean you dont want to turn Tom Paris back to his normal self? As you Captain, I order you to turn that lizard back into Tom.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] But I don't want to turn this lizard back into Tom! It looks just perfect for dinner!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You've never heard of it? It's a chocolate bar![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's this bar from Hansel and Gretel you were talking about? Do they have beer?

A: Paris, Berlin, Rome... Take your pick.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Which city shall we cast on the atomic pyre?

A: He coulda been gay.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So a bald, extreme-right politician was shot after a radio-interview in Cambodja? This got 'copy-cat' written all over it. I mean, what more could he have in common with Pim Fortuyn (http://www.nationalreview.com/dreher/dreher050902.asp)?

A: I didn't say he wasn't[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>[b:post_uid0]OW![/b:post_uid0]</span> [i:post_uid0]CAAA-AAAT[/i:post_uid0], you should've [i:post_uid0]said[/i:post_uid0] Zeke was sneaking up behind me with his Hammer of Crushing! I thought I was safe!



A: DIE EVIL FLEMOID![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey! Who stole my bowl of Chex cereal?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh look, my fingers have frozen into icicles, snapped off and shattered on the floor![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I would ask a question, but my mouth is frozen and might fall off if I do speak. Mind if I use ESP?

A: Don't ever grow into tight situations. You might not be able to get out.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Quick, Neo, say something that makes absolutely no sense at all!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ta-da![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: <*Sa'ar appears in a flourish of SFX*>

A: LIfe is a carnival, believe it or not.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Sa'ar, why is it you always take the Mardi Gras festival so seriously?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because it itches.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you taking a shower now? I thought we had an agreement to boycot showers until water would be free?

A: It's like, when you want to transport a finger of an ultimatily evil god, but you need someone who is chaotic evil to do it, because everything else that touches it disintegrates spontaniously. And if someone chaotic evil does hold it, he becomes incredibly powerful. Now [i:post_uid0]there[/i:post_uid0] you have a dilemma.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Cat, please enlighten the other forumgoers as to what it's like to play D&D with our group.

A: I would, but the mouse ate my cat.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Docter Cooke, I told you not to take Mr. Green's CAT-scan home. Could you please bring it back tomorrow?

A: Not now, don't you see I'm getting myself killed here?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Cat, could you help me with my algebra homework.

(hmm... that sounds like an intraction between me and my brother when i'm playing video games.)

A: if i knew the answer to that do you think i'd be here[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, did you know the ship is about to blow up?

A: You must type up 17 pages on why we are going to rescue Chakotay this time.

(BTW, my last answer made sense in a way. If you are able to fit in a certain area, lets say a small cave with a very small opening. Then when you get bigger, you might not be able to get back out the way you came. This can be applied to situations we go through in life)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What veiled namecheck are you making this time?

A: e of pi[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the math-nerdy Borg name their latest addition to the crew?


A: Er, actually, I'll just settle for a Coke.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Here is a list of the 247 drinks we have to offer.

A: I see there is no solution, but we will come up with one with about 10 seconds left[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's Star Trek Cliche #29?

A: Mongo only pawn in game of life.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Mongo, why you look so sad?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Argh.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Shut up, will you?


A: Well, my Plot-Maker 2000 Machine blew up.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did your plot machine come up with something that does not involve Chakotay and Ensign John Sheridan in a shuttle?

A: I heard Isabel loves JS[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: She's a flight risk. What's the latest word?

A: Don't have a cow, man.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Neelix, what's your latest morale-booster so people will ignore the abudance of protien-substance rations and the total lack of actual meat?



A: He cant help it, John Sheridan made him do it![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did Jack Sparrow throw these nukes at my friends?

A: So why didn't you bring it?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Arrrrrgh! I should have known that I needed my brains for the exam today!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I don't know, but he turns up once every two posts. Isn't that cause for alarm?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Uh-oh, it's been three posts since anybody mentioned John Sheridan! What went wrong? Where did he go?

A: Find a solution already![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] AAAH! OH NO! WHAT WENT WRONG?! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? AAAAH! AAAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Yes, but let me assure you, it will be a long and painful process.


[Re cat's previous question: He's gone to Z'Ha'Dum. Pray he never comes back. Ever!][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: He went to Z'ha'dum? Will he be okay?

A: Climb the highest tree in the forest and jump down. It's not all that hard.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is my next quest oh holy one? I hope it is easy.

A: Watch out! Dr Phil is going after Trekkies after he is finished with the Obese people.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid? Star trek fans are not going to be hit by a meteorite, neither are they going to be sucked into black holes, assimilated by the borg, or killed by the Anomaly of the Week.

A: He said something about going to Marseille to see Paris. I think he lost his mind.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Its been quiet around here without John Sheridan. Where did he go?

A: Get some Xist, you will love the taste.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My tongue feels like an ashtray.

A: I'll see your pair of warbirds and raise you three birds of prey.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You're losing...are you sure you want to continue playing Star Trek cribbage?


A: Jack Sparrow will sing, and a light will cast on The One Rum.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, Commander Sinclair... what aspect of Earth's dominant religious belief system will you be showcasing to the alien ambassadors?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I don't know.... my bones are being leached out through my skin... what do you think?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you stick your arm in this vat of hydrofluoric acid?

A: Tripping the light fantastic.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Oy! What are you doing sticking your leg into that laser display?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Are you serious? This is the woman who made the Durian Massacres look like a joke![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you by any chance watching Deathwalker right now?

A: Run, Forrest, run![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] The Forest of Fangorn is coming my way! What should I do?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] No.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, could you-

A: Asparagus[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What does John Sheridan dream of in his nightmares?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Lobster bisque.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's your favourite dish?

A: You brought back John Sheridan! Now you must die![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John S...

A: Captain, perhaps the coordinates of the planet are of where it was a couple of days ago. You do know planets revolve around a sun, right?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where did the planet go? It was right here five days ago!

A: It's supposed to colaps within the next six minutes.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is the sun getting brighter? I didnt get a memo

A: The secret chef on the Enterprise is actually Neelix, but they dont want you to know that.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why doesn't anyone ever call Enterprise's chef by his name? And why does his food taste so terrible?

A: You know about that? How could that be?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Catalina, will you tell me why you kissed John Sheridan yesterday? Don't you know he already has a wife?

A: Captain, the weather report calls for 50% chance of ion storms, 20% chance for isolated anonolies, and 100% chance of Chakotay crashing a shuttle today.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain's coming! Quick, invent some impressive-sounding statistics.

A: Pet min-

otaur[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wha two rdsoun dsl ikea sing erkindof?


A: Oh, I think if he was any hotter I'de burn up![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John seems to be glowing? Wanna cooks some smores on him?

A: Well, looks like dinner is on the house, er I mean the ceiling.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's that godawful smell? Don't tell me Neelix is cooking dinner again!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A scientist.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's every girl's dream guy?

A: Ego-stroking[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is the most important component in getting a man to fly to the moon?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Tron.


(Sorry, couldn't resist.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Elec?

A: Half a can of gas, some rubber bouncy balls and a flamingo.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I see you've gotten the stuff for your dinner date tonight prepared?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's on Level Two.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where in this mall would I find Level Two Games and Hobbies?

A: RTFM[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Sa'ar, I bet you can't pronounce 4 consonants in a row!



[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] A packet of Twisties.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you drop a packet of Straighties into a tornado?

A: Hello Marylou, goodbye heart.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] This is Marylou. She used to work at McDonald's as a cook. She'll be your new chef.


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] An extremely large pair of speakers.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John Sheridan, what would be the one item you would take with you if you were trapped in the one-by-one story?


A: You can nance, you can nance, everybody look at your pants!


(couldnt resist, sorry)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Legolas! Jack Sparrow! Will you stop that cacophony this very moment?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Dancing bears, painted wings....[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, did you take the brown acid?

A: You'll note that I don't call you "Taya" any more.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] How do I know that you take instructions well, Sa'ar?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] My laptop.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you using to penetrate the computers on that alien ship?

A: Those aliens stole everything, including my Water Polo tapes. They are going to die.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain Archer, you're running around the bridge half-naked, screaming incoherently. Is everything alright?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] An orange torch.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's another name for a reddish-yellow flashlight?

A: Dipkiss.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is one thing you don't EVER want to give Gimli, son of Gloin?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A MAc G4.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the coolest new line of makeup, and a soon-to-be obsolete computer.


A: Our pointy hats are missing![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Archchancellor, what is this emergency meeting about?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The USS Voyager.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T'Pol, how do you explain the strange time fluxuations and odd changing history?


A: In drawing, a form which has three coffee cups and a pine cone in symetrical order.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What conglomeration of stuff salvaged from the rubbish bin does a Fine Arts major pass off as his/her term project?

A: Classical Gas[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do the lazy-bum music majors do for their extra-credit progect?



A: Paragraphing what's wrong with the timeline in the Star Trek serieses.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What have you been working all this time? It looks like its stressing you out.

A: Sea Foam[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Name a fake colour.

A: Kinda big, except for the bits where it's small.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, how big is your weirdness today?

A: Greece, here I come![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] You have two choices: take a shuttle trip to Chakotay or a long, slow torture trip to Greece.



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Fatty acids.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the cafeteria's suprise soup for the day? It looks like a Chem department experiment gone wrong...


A: Plot #3, subsection 7.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey Rick, I'm out of ideas for today's Enterprise episode! Toss me an idea, will you?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Gratuitous Sex And Violence.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How will Enterprise Season 3 be better?

A: Cynicism[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What doesn't the average citizen today need a healthy dose of?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Jellybeans.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's better than magic beans?

A: Llook out, Llarry! It's the llandllord! (Llamas at home)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What did the man with the lisp say to the man with the illegal llama harem at home?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Two Minbari, the Statue of Liberty, and a packet of throat lozenges.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you thinking about that's making you grin dreamily like that?

A: Veiled references[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Bob, you been through all those marriages. So what kind of references are you going to give your best friend?

A: So that is what the gel packs are made of[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain, just to let you know... we've supplemented our gel pack shortage using... uhm, material off Pamela Anderson Lee.


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] John Sheridan, a pair of nukes, and the homeworld of the Shadows.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I need to know Who is going to do With What Where. What is the plan?

A: Dont worry, I left a surprise at his console[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What? You forgot to kill the Captain while on duty? How could you? T'Pol!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Who knows. If I die, everybody gets an instant promotion.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, dont you know its dangerous to go on away missions with Chakotay?

A: Computer, show me what the child would look like if Seven and Chakotay had one? Ummm, on second thought, forget I said that.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I am the Genie of the Computer, and you have three wishes, Neo. What do you want?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A sparkplug![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What has it got in its pocketses?

A: The Egyptian Book of the Dead, the Mayan Codices, Excalibur, the One Ring and some string.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What can you find in the British Royal Museum's backyard?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] World War II.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Neelix, what is the Holosimulation Of The Week going to be?

A: I would die, but you are making it hard for me.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ensign Redshirt, don't leave me! Where are you going?

A: Now, all I can do is wait.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You've failed at being a bricklayer, an actor, an insurance agent and CEO of Enron. Are you sure the food service industry is your last resort?

A: Those last three avalanches were your fault.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: DON'T SPEAK SO LOUD! WE BARELY MADE IT OUT OF SWITZERLAND LAST YEAR!

A: Smell it? I can [i:post_uid0]taste[/i:post_uid0] it![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Ew, I think Phlox just passed gas. Can you smell it, T'Pol?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The Standard Error of The Mean.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the official name of the classic mistake that cruel people always make?

A: :howls: Saa'aaar![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] [Sa'ar's ultra-corny question censored]



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A tuba.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's bigger than a breadbox but smaller than an orchestra?

A: Dancing in the street.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What would you like to see Delenn do naked? :evil grin:


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Farscape.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What show has Sa'ar never seen?

A: A feather boa and a hot tub.

[quote:post_uid0]What would you like to see Delenn do naked?[/quote:post_uid0]

Tease.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What are two things that taste terrible with Tabasco sauce?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A bouquet of roses.


[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]What would you like to see Delenn do naked?[/quote:post_uid0]

Tease.[/quote:post_uid0]

Tease who? :heh:[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you fishing for?

A: Go Voltron Force![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Quick, give me a sentence that contains the word "Tron"!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Basketcases...[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do they ship baskets in?

A: Because Galileo might make Jupiter explode![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T'Pol, why cant you just believe in time travel, even though it's illogical?



A: The periaktoi's shouldnt be hanging up...[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you like my new periaktoi's?

A: No I [i:post_uid0]don't[/i:post_uid0] know who's fault it is you got shot at by 147 angry female Minbari. But I know who's fault it is you survived.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Y'know, 17, a funny thing happened to me on the way over here. I was ambushed by a large number of aliens who fired their guns at me. And all of them were wearing signs that read "Hired By taya17". Got any idea about who might be behind this, hmm? :suspicious:

A: And what's wrong with that? You can never have too many bottles of cherry-flavored soda lying about, I always say.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: OW! I think I broke my leg when I tripped over a bottle of cherry-flavored soda just a moment ago.

A: What do [i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0] think you should do?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Please tell me what should I do?

A: Why are we answering questions with questions?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Now that we all know the answers before we ask the question, the answer is actually the question, and the question is the answer.

A: We are not answering questions, but questioning answers.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What exactly is this meeting about? Afterall, we just had a meeting about the project.

A: I am a fan of yours, but I cant keep you cool if you dont keep me plugged in[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Agent Smith: George! George where are you? *George appears out of thin air* Ah, there you are. Give me some more ice, will you?

A: Why are you doing this to me? Have I ever been mean to you?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Seven, go on the important away mission with Chakotay.

A: Boing Boing Splat[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: And what exactly [i:post_uid0]did[/i:post_uid0] happen to his predecessor?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: He wasn't Swiss, that's for sure.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where was Newton born?

A: It will shrink your brain[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the most severe side-effect of injecting Klingon DNA to enhance athletic performance?

[i:post_uid0](See this (http://cartoons.sev.com.au/archivepage.php?cartoonid=s5) cartoon)[/i:post_uid0]

A: Surely not deer, sir.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did Geordi bring back deer or sheep as rations for the three year mission we're about to start?

A: That would be cat's cat with a catapult.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey! Who hit John Sheridan in the face with a pie?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] An emoticon.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does an actor use when he can't emote?

A: Riders on the storm.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do ghostriders in the sky become after encountering Isabel?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ouch.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Does it hurt if I do this?

A: Gags to Ditches.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is the new catchphrase for William Shatner's movie career?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The latest Radiohead album.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the worst torture imaginable, next to the Docter's opera, Neelix's food and the 4-lights-method?

A: It was mudshark. I'm positive. Who else would think of something like that?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who came up with the idea to have John Sheridan do a crossover with TNG, only to be killed by a tribble?

A: 56.168[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many tribbles died before one managed to kill John Sheridan?

A: What's wrong with tribbles killing John Sheridan? Someone has to.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There's something... disturbing... about any tribble capable of killing [i:post_uid0]anyone[/i:post_uid0], even if it's just John Sheridan.

A: Cherries, but only on Sundays.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Which pie do you like better, one with strawberries or with cherries?

A: Who? Me? I'd never do anything [i:post_uid0]like[/i:post_uid0] that![/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey! Who ate all the candy?

A: We don't need no bloody clouds![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mr. Reed, can you somehow make some clouds to cloak the ship so we won't have to destroy the aliens?

A: Just die already.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I never wanted to be a redshirt, I wanted to be... A Lumberjack!

A: A blue mousemat, but don't tell anyone.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you eating?

A: Actually, it's a song.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What kind of nonsense were you babbling just now about potatoes and potahtoes?

A: Don't mind me, I was just sent here to kill you and then I'll be on my way.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: [i:post_uid0]What[/i:post_uid0] is your name, [i:post_uid0]what[/i:post_uid0] is your quest and [i:post_uid0]what[/i:post_uid0] is your favourite color?

A: .sdrawkcab gniklat lla er'uoy yhw dnatsrednu t'nod llits I[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So Cat, we all got together and we've decided that since none of us can understand a word of what you say, we're voting you off the island.

A: Does this remind anyone else of that psychic woman in the Discworld books?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Yes, it does.

A: Don't remind me. It was horrible.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you remember when...

A: Isn't that in violation of the laws of physics or something?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: ... And then he just floated away without even moving a muscle.

A: He never cared much for laws, anyway.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you hear about that new president of that small country revoking all laws there?

A: Okay, that's just stupid.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you remember when you climbed in a tree and didn't have the guts to get out again?

A: It's a pencil, weirdo.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Phlox: What's this sharp wooden object with the dark interior where the color comes off?

A: It took me 3 years and 2477515 paperclips, but I did it![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I hear you made a model of [i:post_uid0]Deep Space 9[/i:post_uid0], entirely of paperclips?

A: He was The Redshirt Who Wouldn't Die.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I heard they gave a special title to the one remaining original redshirt when they decomissioned the original Enterprise. What was it again?

A: Heads I win, tails you lose[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How are we going to solve this difference of opinion?

A: That wouldn't be fair now would it?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:I think that a president or prime minister or chancillor should be voted in by the people, for the people, and not some Electoral College.


A: That's not a question, so I'm not giving an answer...even if by saying this I am.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not Q: Tell me a story.

A: Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, Sa'ar, what is the inspiration for your latest fiver?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Pink dolphins.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What lives in the Amazon?

A: I'm not dead yet![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hello, officers. Pay no attention to the dead geezer whose heart I ripped out and buried under the floor, okay?

A: Stop making excuses. You're dead, okay? Get over it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q; I'm going for a waaaalk!

A: Six white boomers.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]W:Sa'ar, what did you order this time?

A: The art of dating[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What book should I give to people who grow dates?



A: Oh, wow, that's cool! *dripping of sarcasm*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you know I saw John Sheridan covered by Tribbles?

A: I was here in my bed at 3:01am on Sept 22, 2003. I promise.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] John, there was a gigantic thermonuclear explosion down the street early this morning, the 22nd of September, 2003. Know anything about it?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because they're my favourite![/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So why can't I eat the red M&M?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] To quote ambassador Spock: "Yes"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Michiel, are you opposed to the use of really short quotations that could be attributed to just about anyone?

A: Drat. Ask them if they'll trade it back for Los Angeles and a couple of bottles of Coke.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Bad news Mr. President! Some moron traded Roswell's aliens for Marseille with the French.

A: It was shaped like a dwarf, but it had the size of a dragon.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What makes you think Gimli's been into my Expanding Potion?

A: YARRRRRRRRRR![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who does Picard usually call when his thee isn't the way he likes it?

A: T'Pol, but only when she's having an argument with the Vulcan High Command.

Sa'ar, is there any particular reason you haven't been on ICQ for the last three days?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who do you want to send to the planet to negotiate for supplies?

A: Don't look at me, you are the one that told me to do it captain.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why have you battered down my hatchet?

A: Avast, ye scurvy seadogs!

I have no job. I have no life. Where else would I be but ICQ? I'm on right now.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Jack Sparrow, do you know how hot you are?


A: It's a part of the huge circular ark of life, dude![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is the side of a ship blocking my viewport?

A: There's no place for a flea on a dog with no hair.

Edit: Slim Dusty RIP: 1927-2003[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Yii! Why are you shaving Neelix?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Fish and ships.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do sea monsters eat for dinner? (Har har har)

A: Curl up and dye.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do tribbles do when you drown them in henna?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Lame jokes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's my most endearing quality.

A: Sa'ar bug[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Doc, I cant stop being sacastic and making bad jokes...what mental disease do I have?



A: Here is the land of the Great Lakes, the Free Trade Agreement and Braveheart fans.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] How do you know when you're in La-La-Land?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Blood, gore and guns made from animal bones.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hemoglobin, Misterexvicepresident and femurlocks.

A: Talking with your mouth full.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Whaf di youf shae waf not a goof oydea agin?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A dead rose.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: "You will know pain. You will know fear. Then you will die." Hmm. Strange letter. Anything else in the envelope?

A: Mmmmmm....[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Stop quoting G'Kar when I'm trying to kiss you, you moron!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Alkane. Alkyne. Nevermyne.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you combine humane with 1-I-1-ORN-flying propyl people ether?

A: Exotic aliens.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Whoah. This soup sure tastes great! What is it made of?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Delenn.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who's my chief rival?

A: 1495, Columbus made it back alive.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Quick, give me a historical rhyme!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Gender Awareness Week.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is going to be the next theme on 5mv?

A: Perfectly Normal Beasts[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] And what, exactly, is this Gender Awareness Week going to feature?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Buffered saline.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My coffee tastes strange. What did you put it in?

A: Martha Stewart.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] DNA fingerprinting led to [i:post_uid0]who[/i:post_uid0] being implicated as Patrick Stewart's long-lost sister?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The raindrops.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What keeps hammering on my poor abused head?

A: Vietnamese script.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] "Von Truangh Mun--WHA?" What the hell is up with the latest episode of Enterprise?






[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Highway 51.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What road do I take to get to Starfleet Headquarters?

A: Ostrich Eggs and Pig Tongues[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Neelix, what's the special today?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Simple linear regression.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you know a show is going down the tubes fast?

A: Next time on Fear Factor...Tribbles![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] How do you know when John Sheridan has taken over reality TV programming?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Annoying buzzes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you call those irritating haircuts you get when you enlist in the army?

A: Bungee[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, Kosh, when you said "JumP" back there at Z'Ha'Dum, what did you REALLY mean?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ouch.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *poke*

A: Citrical[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You must be dreaming again.

A: The Queens of Kings, then the King of Jokers[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Who are you?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] 2,4 dinitrophenol.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: C6H5O7N2

A: Down on the corner[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where do you want me to put this Corner Table?

A: Don't Follow the Lemmings off the cliff[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Where did you leave John Sheridan's dead body, Lennier?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] He's gone.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened to the guy who made lemmngs a thread cliche?

A: From the forest[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, where did you come from? I didn't see you come out.

A: Its pizza...on a stick[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Londo.... what's that thing in the garden?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A black rose.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What have the Dutch succeeded in growing after centuries of effort?

A: I only wanna be with you.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why does Sa'ar keep posting before me?

A: Oops, that Lemming just left the Matrix.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What the hell?! WHERE'S THAT LEMMING?



A: I'm dead.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you resting?

A: And then came spoo

(Gah! That didn't work out at all how I'd planned.)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why are you so upset? I thought the dinner was great.



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh my goodness.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *FLASH!*

A: Sign of the Gypsey Queen.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What did Delenn just show you?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I don't know.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hejira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it possible that in an alternate reality, the currency is Minties wrappers and music will actually be good?

A: I saw it on the internet, so it must be true.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it true Enterprise won Best Drama at the Emmy's?



A: C-clamp.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you downsize a D-clamp?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Kentucky Fried Vulcan.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happens when you dip Tuvok in boiling oil after marinating him with 47 secret herbs?

A: Killer Tomatoes[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you cross Lon Suder with Chakotay?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Face cream.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you mix condensed cow milk with Neelix?

A:A pink Borg ship[/color:post_uid0]