Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how do I get to the secret hidout of the evil future guy?

A: Tom, please tell me Alice has been your only love besides me.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Listen, about that, "you're the only one that meant anything" thing....

A: I don't know... the Borg Queen had my alcove downgraded to a plug when I sent the memo about assimilation expenses, so I think you're on your own there.

[quote:post_uid0]A: Picnics are a perfectly legitimate means of settling disputes.[/quote:post_uid0]

It's also an atypical method of acquiring a magic ring from an enclave of stone giants. Heh heh, Nan's first D&D game involves mind control and thievery. Who didn't see that coming? :D

[quote:post_uid0]Interesting note: Nan noticed a 47 occurance in one of the Indiana Jones movies...as well as Club Obi-Wan.[/quote:post_uid0]
I'm a registered member of the Nitpicker's Guild. I notice these things. ;)

[quote:post_uid0]At least, I think it was an IJ movie. Â Nan, what else did we watch, aside from commercials and unfunny SNL?[/quote:post_uid0]
A funny classic SNL. But yes, it was Temple of Doom, specifically the scene after Short Round guns the car after Indy and the ditzy blonde (Willie?) fall through the awnings into the car.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]weird double post. ignore.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think the Borg Queen will like my idea about Casual Fridays?

A: If they did that, the Borg would become rednecks with their doublewide cubes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Why didn't Zaphod and Trillian set the Improbability Drive to it's maximum setting?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: But then he couldn't kill his mother anymore![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It is true that the Federation Council is tempting to use Jeff Foxworthy as a Collective-destroying Trojan Horse?

*muttermuttermutterrazznafraggingmutter*

(I've forgotten the answer already. Going by memory. Stupid edit function)


Q: Why did Oedipus resist going to see a psychologist for his complex?

A: I can get no satisfaction



[quote:post_uid0]But yes, it was Temple of Doom, specifically the scene after Short Round guns the car after Indy and the ditzy blonde (Willie?) fall through the awnings into the car.

[/quote:post_uid0]
No, not Club Obi-Wan, the 47 reference. Â Where was that?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: But Tuvok, why won't you go out with the Delaney sisters?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A pink pillow with sugar on top.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get if you cross Roseanne with Barbie?

A: The plain would crash.
(Not a misspelling)[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oooh, can I take that shiny button as a souvenir?

A: I... er... don't know what you're talking about. We don't have any pie here. Really.

[quote:post_uid0]No, not Club Obi-Wan, the 47 reference. Where was that?
[/quote:post_uid0]
Don't remember.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Oh! Pie! Can I have some?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Ix nay with the explody-nay.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Zeke sent me.

*grr*

Q: So, how long do you think these redshirts will last?

A: Just stick it in the honey jar and it'll be fine.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what should I do with this honey, Catalina?

A: Okay[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I really like the name Gringar, especially with that avatar of, you know, Gringar. So shall I still call you Kodu then?

A: Birds fly in the sky. Ahum.

Hey, you cheat!

Original:
[quote:post_uid0]A: Nuh-uh. No way![/quote:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Now why did you have to name my D&D character? :madder: And don't try to change the subject!

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Keep thinking, damn you![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Well I thought maybe if we snuck onto the borg ship we could use the alcoves to play hide and go seek. what do you think?


A:I've always wondered what would happen if you locked a vulcan and a klingon in a room together for an extended length of time.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think we should do with the Maquis we captured?

A: Would you [i:post_uid0]please[/i:post_uid0] shut up now?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: you see if we did that... no wait thats not right.... how about... no that wouldnt work.... what if we.... no too messy... but i could...

A:Meet me in cargo bay two and ill tell you the hole story.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I heard something about a hole in space...

A: A set of broken headphones.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get if you anger Gringar?

A: Well, there are the stars... And the moon... And, um... The blackness of the night, of course![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: what would you give for a slice of apple pie?


A:How about you hand me the phaser nice and eazy.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Would you like me to cook this pie with my phaser?

A: That's weird, the borg vessels are playing hide and go seek like good little borg.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, what the borg doing right now, besides trying to kill us with weapons of DOOM?



A: The Borg dont like chocolate, so they're bitches.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you noticed Captain Picard acting strangely ever since his accidental mindmeld with Troi?

A: I feel my time would be better used by killing you.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Do you want to go down to the Sa'ar Chasm and play with the man eating water lillys?


A.I think that might be a conflict of interest.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Katy, why didn't you tell Zeke that the Global Association of Citizen Against Pie wanted him to be their PR director?

A. No, that's only our second-most evil method of torture. Our most-evillestest method is to brainwash you so that you mindlessly repeat "kookaburra, kookaburra, kookaburra, kookaburra..." over and over again constantly.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 26 hours of Barney episodes? The horror, the horror...

A: If you go down to the swamp today, you'd better watch out for flies.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey anyone want to go watch some gators play some football?

A: Help Tuvok! Don't let me fall...into this giant pie!

[quote:post_uid0]Q: 26 hours of Barney episodes? The horror, the horror...
[/quote:post_uid0]

I do believe that is the ultimate torture. One second of Barney is enough for me. Wait, Teletubbies are worse.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My sensitive Vulcan ears are detecting a disturbance on that outcropping near that giant pie. What do you think it could be?

A: Anything you want. Price? Your soul. (http://sinfest.net/d/20000117.html)

The barney theme song is actually one of the tools the US army uses to break the will of prisoners who refuse to give them information.

This deeply amuses me, because I always knew Barney was just a purple version of Armus.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can you pass the salt? I mean, it's just sitting there...

((hehe, cute link :D ))

A: Tables.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Gee, I feel kind of weirded out. What did you just hit me with?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Pineapple upside-down cake[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Urrgghh! What was Neelix trying to make?

A: Just go to http://vedran.bravepages.com to find out.

(Zeke, you get a mention.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If I want to go to The Dancing Vedran how do I get there? Because banging the kayboard with the mouse doesnt help.


A: Okay, him slash that guy is okay, but him slash Aragorn is just wrong, very wrong, unless you're an Elf.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think of Aragorn slashfic?

A: I was at the Bid Committee party, and I'm still a little deaf.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. So, what were you doing in St. Louis, Nan? ...Nan? Hey, Nan?

A. It's too hideous a story to tell. Let's just say that several pigeons and a large bumblebee needed to seek immediate psychiatric counseling as a direct result.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you covered with honey and feathers, there, Nah?

A: He violated the rule against multiple exclamation marks. He deserved what he got![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Worf! You killed Wesley! Why?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I think I've swallowed a sword![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you NEVER want to read in ANY LOTR slash containing Gimli?


((*ow, you dont have hit me for that one, thanks*))


A: Wesley! Wesley! Eat some lettuce and ketchup![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Worf say when he wanted Wesley to eat poisoned lettuce without tasting it?

A: Let's do it again![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Janeway say after Tom saved the ship by riding the shockwave?

A: Sensors detected coffee in that shockwave that nearly killed us. Janeway: Lets go get it![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened next?

A: It's only been seven days.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How long has it been since Janeway has had coffee?

A: I think Janeway is turning green, so we better run while we can.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oops, we're out of coffee. What should we do?

A: Soft hands[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh Picrad, how do you keep the Borg wanting you to be in their collective so badly?


A:Spike, but it's sunny out.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Damn.

Q: Who would Buffy have taken for a walk had it not been for the weather?

A: Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here... now... thank you. How are you?[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What exactly is going on down there, Malcom?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: All the hair has fallen off my monkey?

A: Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's snakes, Indy!

A: I've been quoting Harrison Ford a lot lately.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is a sign you have been watching to many Harrison Ford movies?

A: Indiana Jones and the temple of the chili police[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What is the title of the next Indiana Jones movie?

A: He said: 'Grrrr Roarrrr Grrrr,' are you deaf or something?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: OW! Why did your dog just bite me? All I did was stroking him.

A: Sweaty feet[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm going down to McDonalds to grab a Burger, what do you want to eat, Catalina?

A:Cher, Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, but not Brad Pitt, uh uh, no no no![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Name four famous women.

A: A Chinese-Swahili dictionary

[quote:post_uid0]Q: I'm going down to McDonalds to grab a Burger, what do you want to eat, Catalina?[/quote:post_uid0]
Ahum. Thank you.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What did Uhura and Hoshi wich they had when they both got transported by a temporal anomaly to the same place and time?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: I said bring me the Doctor, not the Doctor![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Sorry about taking so long, Captain, but it's a long, dangerous, deadly way to the Alpha Quadrant and back. I didn't know which Doctor Who you wanted, so I grabbed the first one I came across, number three. ...Why are you looking at me like that?

A. No, it's Thursday.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You're always a day behind NAH, it's friday today, you know.

A: It's raining outside.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What did Uhura and Hoshi wich they had when they both got transported by a temporal anomaly to the same place and time?[/quote:post_uid0]
Hoshi Sato is Japanese not Chinese. ;)

Mild cleverness rating to "Hoshi."

It means "star" in Japanese.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh. I couldn't remember. I do happen to know that the actress (whose name I've conveniently forgotten) is half-Korean though.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Anya asking Willow a question:" It's my wedding...please tell me it's sunny, or maybe it's sunny with some fluffy white clouds, or at least overcast with no rain...because rain makes Xander leave town..."


A: Oh, are you dead? Sorry, Neelix made the coffee.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Gasp! Ack! Chakotay, you spiked the coffee! How could you--GAK!

A. I think the mutant purple shooter marble took off with it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Linda Park, I think.

Park is a Korean name, yeah. ;)

There's a saying, I think: If you throw a rock in the air, it will hit a Kim, a Lee, or a Park when it falls. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: NAH Have you seen my cats eye?


A:Well to make a long story short we ended up in New York[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how was your trip to Miami, Kevin?

A: Paint bomb, torch, broken glass, gas, tool chest, rope? Check[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, Kevin, are you ready to go camping (Kevin here being my pyro little brother)


A: no i think i'll just have the soup.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Would you like the Soup of the Day: Fly in my Soup?

A: Is that a tool chest falling down the stairs or are you just happy to see me?[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<strike>Q: Would you care for monkey brains a la carte?</strike>

grrr...

Q: Look out below, SUCKER!


A: They'll NEVER prove it was MY naginata that killed him.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: They say Wesley was killed by a rare weapon, a naginata or something. You don't happen to have one, do you Nan?

A: A yellow orc.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you call an orc that is very cautious?

A: Janeway, remember that movie "Star Wars"? Well, I think I just saw a Wookie.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Admiral Paris, what is a "cross-over fanfic" and why do you think we're in one?

A. Well, gee, maybe I happen to like the smell of burning rigatoni in the morning, okay?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Neelix, why cant we have a normal breakfast? Why must we have burnt pasta every morning?



A: We'll sing "Row Row Row you're Boat" all along the trip.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's next on the musical torture agenda?

A: Why, Braga, why?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: so did you hear, in the next episode of enterprise the Videians are going to attack but enterprise will fight back with the help of species 8472


A: I'll make you a pie[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the one pheasr that is absoloutely one-hundred percent guaranteed to motivate Zeke to do womthing on time?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Well, we thought that we had all the animals - they came on two-by-two incidently - but they all turened out to be Changlings.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ensign Noah, what happened to the unicorns and dragons? You were supposed to preserve *all* life on earth from the flood of Borg!

A: Q[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Picard, there are borg doing the cha-cha on the bridge, Barcley's playing transporter tag, Klingons spilling cherry cheese cake all over 10-Forward, and you and Crusher are finally making shippers happy. What's going on?



A:Q or A or T.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick, pick three letters that are only vaguely related but appear to have meaning when strung together.

A: The Bearded Lady[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do they call Harry Kim on days where he forgets to shave?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] "Stay on target.... stay on target...."[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: "What did I say about playing Super Star Wars emulators during crisis situations, Mayweather?"

A: "Friends offer sympathy. True friends offer homicide."[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What trademark statement is likely to make you very unpopular in college?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, bugger. We are so screwed.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Um, Mr Frodo,sir, is it true that everyone has been lusting afer the ring so much they have mutanied and made Gollum our leader?


A:Miss Marple, really, I dont think Henry the 5th could have killed Kenny![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Is it Henry, in the kitchen, with a overcooked baguette?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You know, Frodo, I figure that Nazgul must have been drunk.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Samwise, why was Nazgul all fawning over Legolas? Does not realize Legolas is a hot guy and MUCH higher up on the dating chain?


A: Aragorn didnt like his new attitude.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I don't understand why Gandalf wanted to pull a Sheridan in Khazadum, Legolas. Do you?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] "The next person who asks a LotR-related question is going to be chopped up, cooked with potatoes and fed to the Pak'mara. Do I make myself clear, lieutenant?"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: "Why did Frodo..."

A: Yes, but he wouldn't be the same.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Inspired by taya's post...[/i:post_uid0]


Q. Would Sheridan have acted differently in Khazadum if his first name were Phil?

A. Sheridan, his arms wide.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What would have been the main story on Tama, if Deep Space Nine hadn't been there, leaving Babylon 5 free to do whatever they wanted, like Lots of Timetravel?

A: At five pm.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's Tuesday. We do we get out phasers, tractor beam and command skills installed?

A: Sir Ian McKellan[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Name someone my friend Ed is CERTAIN he recently saw?


A: Try restarting, uploading all the files again, and call me in the morning.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the Micrasofty Hotline tell you after all your files for the cure for cancer say?


A: Technobabble and a very kind elf.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's a sure cure for Writer's Block?

A: Everything I touch turns to FUBAR.

[quote:post_uid0]Name someone my friend Ed is CERTAIN he recently saw?
[/quote:post_uid0]

That was me! Hmph. :P[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is there so much FUBAR lying around?

A: I shot the sheriff.

[quote:post_uid0]That was me! Hmph. :P[/quote:post_uid0]

Actually, Ed saw him not long ago. Probably while he was shooting X2.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is this Tim Hortons shop so dirty? Why are all the doughnuts and pies so red and gory?


A: Muipo, ediug rouy eb Ll'i. Dnal etisippo ot emoclew.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What did the German say when he somehow ended up on Voyager?

A: Time, the Final Frontier. This time we mean it, unless someone starts time traveling in alternate universes. If that happens, then we we screwed.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is said at the intro tune of the newest star trek series  [i:post_uid0]Relativity[/i:post_uid0], which features captain Braxton 'before' he was arrested?

A: I heard he was done with it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you break Newton's First Law?

A: That's good, bad or mediocre...

(Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If I asked an LOTR question, possibly mentioning Frodo, Legolas, Aragorn and Gandalf, what kind question would it be?


A: Nah nah eat my borgs.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: WHAT did Nahtmmm do?

A: You ended that sentence with a preposition! Bastard!

(Actual Stargate quote.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's Ra the god of?

A: The League of Extraordinary Box Office Flops[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's an alternate title for that new Sean Connery flick?

A: Oh, like you've never enchanted, robbed and indirectly resulted in the squishing death by giants of a group of kobolds![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I dont care what you claim, you still should not have given The One Ring, the Omega particle and all the pointy stakes to the Sauron/Borg/FirstEvil Alliance.

A: Pearl Jam isnt actually a food, BTW.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:I so love this Pearl Jam your mom made me. Would you like to try some?

A: Janeway, the Doctor said they call our ship the Earthshaker. That is odd since we never told them we were from Earth.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Okay, so what's logically wrong with this episode, Chakotay?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Neo trying to give a coherent answer.


[quote:post_uid0="Opium"]A: Muipo, ediug rouy eb Ll'i. Dnal etisippo ot emoclew.[/quote:post_uid0]


What's Oppisite Land?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is a sign that Neo is running out of answers for this topic?

A: Hello Trinity, welcome aboard Voyager.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the first line in NeoMatrix's as-yet unpublished Voyager/Matrix crossover fanfic titled "Janeway Kicks Matrix Butt"?

A: Naw, his offer didn't interest me. If he'd thrown in some pies, though...[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did Derek say the first time Zeke offered him the DS9 staff position?

A. supercalifragalisticexpealadocious.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Name a word that everyone can pronounce but nobody can spell.

A: Idjits jackhammering at 7:00 outside my window.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: Give an example of a word that sounds quite atrocious.</s>

Q: What do you get when you cross the early bird with a birdbrain and a woodpecker?

A: Of [i:post_uid0]course[/i:post_uid0] the plan didn't work, fool! You forgot to bring the Rubik's cube and the Pogo Stick of Doom![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I cant seem to get this engine for my old Ford working...do you think I've improvised to many parts?


A:No, no, NO, no, no, no...oh, with you? yes.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain Picard, I know I'm only an acting ensign but Commander Riker has been really annoying me lately so will you consent if I ask you to hit him with me?

(Well actually there's supposed to be some sort of pun here, in the answer, but it's not really obvious.)

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] 17, will you PLEASE shut the frell up.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18...no, wait...14, 15, 16, 25...uhh...e...pi...i...What comes after 16?

A: Unclean![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, look, Earth: Final Conflict is on!

A: You in the leather pants! Stop pouting and start acting![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why do I have to kiss John Crichton? I don't want to! It's demeaning!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I don't know, it makes no sense to me either.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:In Pirates of the Caribean, do you think Johnny Depp's character should get with the female captain? And why is he fondling the ship so much? And why dont they just have the whole movie with Johnny and Orlando Bloom? And why cant I stop asking all these silly questions?


A:You still havent hit me for asking LOTR questions. So there. Nah. I win. You lose. Nah nah. Nah.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How would you react if I said I'd hit you with this large cod?

A: You've got hair like Sideshow Bob! Hehe, LOSER.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Hi, my name is Sideshow Bob. You like my hair?

A: Hey look, its the Borg!! Get us out of here. They are....marching in a parade with instruments?[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you say Trans-Warp Tube or Trans-Warp Tuba?

A: just toss in some apricots, meat, sliced apples, noodles, choc-chips and tomato.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Neelix's favorite way to fix a bad meal?

A: Next time on Enterprise, they will introduce Phaser-time, like Bullet-time(matrix-moves), only with Phasers.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ok, So how are we going to kill ensign Mayweater off [i:post_uid0]this[/i:post_uid0] season

A: Welcome to the green forg Cafe, my name is Katy, can i take your order?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's a forg?

A: My socks! I can't move my socks![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's a forg?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0](Oops, heehee)

Q. Sa'ar, Sa'ar, are you OK?


A. Maybe, if you tilt your head to the left.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think, can I pass for a complete nuthead?

A: See no Nan, hear no Nan.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Catalina, do you know where Nan is?

A: I [i:post_uid0]am[/i:post_uid0] the master of all i survey![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, Katy, I'm told you have delusions of grandeur.

A: The tiger. Yes, the green one.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Which one did you want me to hand you? The tiger wrench or the lion hammer?

A. Quite possibly by 2089. But I wouldn't count on it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When do you think first contact will [i:post_uid0]really[/i:post_uid0] be?

A: Not right now, can't you see I'm torturing someone here?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think you can keep the screaming and the begging for mercy to a dull roar?

A: Robin Williams[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who blames Canada for Voyager's disappearance?

A: Rain? In space?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My space cabbage is getting a little wilted, do you think it will rain soon?


A: Of course! The forms are in the folder at your left, but you will need a notarized signature.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Um, the Borg's 76 trombones and other varius Marching Band instruments are driving me nuts,can I kill them, and then take all their shiny shiny metal musical stuff?


A:I didnt forget the answer, sleep need me do.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Opium, why did you forget the answer and why aren't you making any sense?

A: I'll help you later but first i have to get the pixies out of my garden.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Could you help me convincing my crazy brother trolls don't exist?

A: He's getting nuts. But then, so is the rest of the world.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the elephant doing at the snack bar?

A: Sell the bicycle![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I have this evil possessed bicycle. What should I do?



A:Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom. Jefferey Rush. Richard Simmons. In "Pilates in the Carabean Sunshine"[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I had this bizarre dream I went to see Pirates of the Carribean, but it wasn't right! You know what it was called? Pil--

A: Stop! My ears are bleeding![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Delenn, in the kitchen, with a steak knife.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I don't under stand, If it wasn't col. mustard and it wasn't Mrs. white and it wasn't miss scarlet and it wasn't Mr. green and it wasn't prof. plum and it wasn't that blasted peacock person than who the fink was it!

A: "If anybody needs me I'll be in my room."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Katy Jane, where are you going with my pie?

A: League of extraordinary trekkies[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I heard Zeke was going to change the name of the forum, have you heard what to?


A: Its a 100 page report on the nature of frogs.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the book called you got for your birthday and you almost finished Katy?

A: About 47. Why?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Did you count how many times I said "aw, he's such a hottie hottie cutie wootie" while watching"Pirates of the Caribean"?


A: Speling is futyle. Spellchicker maed it obsoleet[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: ... and he signed the letter respektfuly yurs! Doesn't anyone know how to spell anymore? (I know I don't ;) )


A: Why yes it is.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why, it seems that One-By-One story is a hit-it's even in sigs!


A:Picard and Odo-just plain fun![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: hey Opium besides Q and myself who did you invite to poker night?


A: its the cheese cannon of DOOM![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the only piece of field artillery feared more than the Chicken Cannon?

A: My my my my my my my my, my my my my my my...[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Picard and Crusher both like Doto the Androgounous Android.



A: I think I warped a brain. Not mine.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you doing with that grey... piece of... brainlike... EEEWW!

A: Oh, nothing special. Just writing a suicide note.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is everyone doing so they arent posting here?



A:Matrix ReLiquidaded[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: well i'm off Warner Brothers liqudation sale, is there anything you'd like me to pick up?


A:AAAAA....get it off me![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Katy Jane, are you aware of the young Red Dragon licking you're face?

A: It's awfully hot in here![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you taking off your cloths?


A: dont worry, thats just Alexander the Great.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: OH MY GOD! Someone just jumped off that bridge!

A: The NX-01 would win, but only because they have Mayweather.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If the NX-01 fought Mother Nature, who do you think would win? (ten points if you caught the pun before reading this sentience)

A: Look it up![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the only response that burned-out university professors give to students with questions?

A: Mandrake![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What does Harry Potter have that Star Trek doesnt have?




A: Quak.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Opium, is it just me or did you grow feathers and a duck bill?


A: Back off or i will have to smite you![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey baby, how about a big kiss?

A: He went that way, then again, I think he went the other way.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened to that guy with multiple personality disorder?

A: Master of magic spells and illusion.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wow, im on Voyager. Just what kind of master are you anyway?

A: Every night should be a blockbuster night in the mess hall.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There showing The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded and Twister tonight. Isn't that great?

A: I think I left my shoes there.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, how was your trip Japan?

A: Arg, the Borg stole my Black Pearl. May they be cursed.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How was your peace conference with the borg and species 8472?

A: I'm just going to ignore that question. Otherwise, I'd freak out.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, is Johnny Depp hot or not? Is he? Is he? If you answer "yes" will it make you freak out?



A: Radiohead at Meatloaf, and now Meatloaf's dead![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mom, remember what we had last night? And what are we having again tonight?

A: DAng, the replicators are serving leftovers tonight[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Neelix burnt his food again. Shall we replicate something?

A: A flood.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: man, i cant get these bugs off my windsheild, can you think of anything that would work?


A: Its ten P.M., nine vulcan time[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Archer say when T'Pol asked him the time?

A: I don't feel like it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Catalina, can you think up an answer for the answer --> question game for me?

A: I'll just have to do it myself then.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Kodu, picking your nose is disgusting!
(I know it's not a question. Too bad.)

A: Permission to clean up the bridge.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you spill the captain's tea on the captain's chair?

A: A lot of little words that end in -ible.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get if you teach tribbles to 'bee' and not to 'be'?

A: First take that bathing cap off.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Am i ready to go to the Sci-Fi Emmy's?


A: Maple Leaf Gardens have dried up.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can we go to the park please?

A: A CD player playing William Shatners cover of "Lucy in the Sky With Dimonds"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the worst torture next to getting smitten and having to watch episodes of barney?

A: Neelix, but he won't like it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Hey, I came up some delicious recipes to use when you dont have much food-and they dont give you food poison! Who's the cook here?



A: One, two, buckle my straightjacket Jack.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: so Opium, do you need help with anything?

A: oookaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Don't worry, Katy, we'll turn on this technobabble time-twistiator thingy and you'll be free of that time distortion! So don't panic, all right?

A. I made the mistake of asking Q if he wanted the part of the Wizard of Oz in the upcoming play.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: NAH, why do you look like a horse all of a sudden?

A: Didn't she do the same thing last week?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you hear Catalina's about to refer to herself in the third person?

A: A terrier, a 747 and a midget[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What were the secret ingredients of the holodeck program Paris made, that turned out to be a total disaster because of some 'surprises'?

A: Oh. Allright then.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Can I crash the ship please? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] He'll survive it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What will be the only problem with Chakotay crashing in an hour?

A: Got any problems with that?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You want me to go on a solo away mission to do what to that Borg ship?

A: Captain, we are all out of extras to ride with Chakotay on his away mission this week.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick, we need a plot for this weeks episode... i mean mission, send Chakotay down to that harmless planet with an ensign, that'll give us something to do for sure.


A: don't worry, he'll never know its just me in a Klingon costume.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Torres, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, then had a bad day in Engineering?

A: Captain Tom Paris[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What thought sends Janeway bolt upright out of a dead sleep, drenched in sweat?

A: Aquellos Ojos Verdes[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I vitally need to know the Spanish title of Green Eyes, [i:post_uid0]or the world will be [b:post_uid0]destroyed![/b:post_uid0] Do you know what it is?[/i:post_uid0]

A: Let me tell you about the Golden Path. The Golden Path of Least Resistance.

(Spot the Dune reference! ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](what's Dune?)

Q: How do I find the Wizard of Iz?

A: OK, but we'll need to destroy the Andromeda Ascendant first.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We need more cookies. Can we get some near here?

A: If I slack any harder I'll be DOING something!

"What's Dune"?

Pointy, fill Arzosah in while I collapse in shock.

*faints*[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, theatre crew, slack harder, or people will think we can actually WORK and may expect us to DO something!



A: There was a BAT in my room, gotta problem with that?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: AAHHH! Opium, there was a scary, flying monster in there. I think it was a vampire or something. Kill it. PLEASE!

A: Oh, he's not coming back. He said something about the hammer of smiting coming for him...[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]**I have recently been informed that Dune is a game, vaguely resembling Age of Empires, but I am not sure how correct this is as the person then proceeded with an in depth discussion on how you 'build things like buildings,' and began drawing pictures of little hearts with devil horns and cigarettes.**[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Where's Zeke? I'd like to know when he starts writing Enterprise fivers again.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Bwahahaha! I knew that wouldn't work.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Let's see, I'm not a wizard, but I might try some magic. Abracadabra. Hey, you're not a bunny!

A: "I need to be unconscious."[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, I'm getting prepared for my boxing match, I ask my coach what I need to win this thing. Then my opponent showed up. You know what he said?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ok, that question just didn't make any sense.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you... I mean, what did you... Ehm, what do you do when... What would you say if someone asks you... What is it you told him?

A: They say I'm an addict. I can't stop listening to the news.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We have a new member of the Yiddish Radio Addicts support group. Catalina?

A: [i:post_uid0]Feel the Swayze...[/i:post_uid0]

(Actually, Dune is a groundbreaking science fiction serie sby Frank Herbert. Actually, it is THE science fiction series. The game is based on the Dune universe, as are two miniseries and a film. Look for it on Indigo or Amazon.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the movie with the other Patrick besides Patrick Stewart where there is lots of dancing and ugly drag costumes?



A: I cant say, it's a Sate Stecret.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Opium, is it true you have dyslexia?

A: Paint it black, nobody will notice.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What does 'Sate Stecret' mean?</s>

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Damn, I questioned an already questioned answer.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Well, it's dead, for one thing.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Michiel, weren't you a bird expert? What kind of bird is this?

A: Well, there was this one thing a year ago... But it's really embarrassing[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<strike>Q: What's this DOD file labelled "Weaponized Dyslexia" about?</strike>
Damn...

Q: Catalina, why are you listed as having a criminal record?

A: Sa'ar Chasm, Beaker the Mermaid.... ehh, same thing. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *muttermuttermutterhighpitchedsqueaking*

A: Aquila[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick, what's a constellation that sounds vaguely similar to my name?

A: Make sure it sinks in the same place it did BEFORE it was possessed.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what do we do with this possessed puppet I dove up after we exorsize it?

A: I would, but the airco is broken and it's hot in there![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why don't you go in that burning house to save the poor child?

A: I didn't do it. I'm innocent, I swear.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So who lit that damn fire anyway?

A: Sunglasses, or possibly a car stereo.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, you got so many presents for your birthday, which one came from your boyfriend?

*runs*

A: The door was open.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So why exactly did you steal the jeweler's door, and not the contents of his vault?

A: A really cute dog whose only problem is he has fleas.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<strike>Q: How could the valiant Heroes possibly have gotten into the Evil Lair?</strike>
Dammit...

Q: What's a decent idea for a "flawed" comic superhero?

A: Mt. Nevermind.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where was it that plane with all those people crashed?

A: THAT MUSIC IS TOO LOUD![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: HOLD ON I HAVE TO TURN THE RADIO UP. NOW WHAT DID YOU SAY?

A: Fine, and how are you?[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh great Lord Squishydodo! How is your lordship's current condition?

A: You read too much Sluggy.

(Edit: Ack.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Isn't it Squeakybobo?

A: Gypsies, tramps and thieves.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who did Hitler blame, besides Jews, for the war he started himself?

A: That would make it 47, then.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]((Q: So just IS the Canadian Alliance made of now?))

Q: How much stuff is in that thing?


A: Very bad. Very very bad. But interesting.

How do you do that strikethough thing?[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you feel after eating that weird looking donut?

A: The Wonder Twins.

(You use the STRIKE tag: {strike}text you want struck{/strike} Replace these {} with <>. )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where did you go to get rid of your good duplicate from the mirror universe?

A: The roof is on fire. Or it might be my hair.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you okay? You look a little warm. ;)

A: Paint half your face blue and put the kilt on. Then we'll talk.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Nan, can I be that son of the Scot and the Andorian in your play?

A. Are you sure it couldn't be better described with a metaphorical color?



(I just use the [ s ] and [ / s ] tags, like <s>so</s>, you know? ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'd say it was beige.

(Amusing question-answer reversal.)

A: Must... KILL![/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Zeke!!! How you doin???

A: ...And then "whoosh," it was gone![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So you threw your hot dog at the UFO and...?


A: I still haven't figured out my name in Quenya [i:post_uid0]or[/i:post_uid0] Sindarin.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Nan, why are you trying to absorb those foriegn language books into your skin?



A: Sugar and price and everything rice.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are three things Ferengi always take into account when cooking?

A:When they crash Voyager into Roswell, they think that they may as well use the 'Little Green Men' story as a cover up, but Naomi is the only one little enough, so it is really 'Little Green Man with lots of Holographic Replicas'.[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How's your fever?

A: Raspberry Lemonade.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You created a new GMO by crossing a raspberry and a lemon? What possible use could that have?

A: I figured it out using chaos theory.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what makes you think lighting a sigaret will cause the Statue of Liberty to explode?

A: This answer is irrelevant.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why on Earth did you kill him before he could answer the question about Life, the Universe, and Everything?

A: Beaker.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is this melted... thing you killed that guy with?

A: He was tired, so he fell asleep on the floor.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is Arthur Dent unconscious on the floor?

A: Beaker II: the Mermaid.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the WORST movie idea ever?



A: I hate it, and I dont care, and, you'de better give me all the details cus I aint fixing it![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: But I haven't even asked the question yet!

A: Baccarat, is what.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the name of a card game that can be twisted to sound vaguely like the name of a city in pseudo-India?

A: Pokari.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you cross Londo Mollari with a poker?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] My new copy of The Silmarillion?! NOOOOOOO![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick! Without something to burn we can't brew an emergency pot of coffee! The Janeway will kill us all! Can I have that?

A: Luminol.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Crap, I need something to either cover the blood, or make it look like really cool under black lights so the audience wont notice-what do I use?


A: It really happened, on Tuesday the Twenty Twooth.


(I actually asked that question as I was evil-eyeing my evil, evil assistant stage manager after he wrecked a bunch of stuff)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:I dont believe you chang from the man you are into a sexy hot blonde every full moon. Wait, I just did it with a blonde last full moon.

A: Pocky[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Zeke's excuse for being late this time?

A: For the hunt.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did Voyager keep running into dangerous Nebulas?

A: Never eat Pocka while jumping on a pogo stick on top of thin ice[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm going skating. I haven't for a couple of years. Got any advise?

A: You can run... But you will only die tired.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick... :pant: ... can you ... :wheeze: ... help me hide ... :gasp: ... from that .... AAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!


A: :Sigh: I'm afraid i was too late.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Oh no! Captain! Chakotay was headed for the shuttle bay!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's just a simple math equation.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 2^(3x+1/x)=log(x^(1/2)). What is that?

A: A small white rabbit with pink polkadots.[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's featured in [i:post_uid0]The Matrix: The Special Edition[/i:post_uid0]?

A: Aluminum Foil[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the worst blade to fence with?

A: Aluminium wire[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I need a way to stall the Evil Syndicate's work! What should I make The Weapon of Doom out of?

A: Head smadge.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What IS that new, horribly loud, car called?




A: Car fall over cliff.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Opium, you look terrible! What happened?

A: I picked it up with my tail while no-one was looking.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where did that one dollar bill go that was laying on the floor a moment ago?

A: California. Or Vietnam.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I want to take a vacation to somewhere warm. Bikinis and landmines are not an issue. Any suggestions?

A: BOOM shaba-laba-laba![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was that song you sang a couple of weeks ago?

A: There's only one example of that, but it's not very important.[/color:post_uid0]