Answer --> Question game

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you mean you can't see why? See why WHAT?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] My taskbar keeps popping out and saying hello; I can't stop it!

[quote:post_uid0="Opium"]Q: What horrible inhuman scum introduced John Sheridan into this forum?[/quote:post_uid0]

Horrible, maybe. Inhuman, definitely (I'm an alien lifeform, remember...). Scum? [b:post_uid0]*TWHAP*[/b:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What horribly mundane trivial task have you insisted on my using my tragically overpowered android brain to accomplish this time? By the way, did I mention that I hate life?

A: Are you kidding me? Not only is it true, it's a law of the universe![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?

:Runs [i:post_uid0]very[/i:post_uid0] far away:

A: It depends. Is he cute?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Would you go out with that Sa'ar dork?

A: A jackhammer at 7AM.

[quote:post_uid0]s it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?

:Runs very far away:[/quote:post_uid0]

You better run :P[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's worse than a JackHammer at 8am?

A: Somehow we all ended up the same motel in the middle of a desert.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How come all the characters from the Group Adaptive Story met eachother again, six years after the story?

A: The Minbari are working together with the Suliban.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T'Pol, can you give me some bad news that will want me to try to convince you of the possibilities of Time Travel?

A: Hey, didn't I just see you 5 hours from now?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hello, I believe we've never met before. I'm --

A: If I ever come across myself I'll hit myself so hard in the face I won't know what's hit me.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, if you happen to see yourself make a fool out of yourself when you go back to the past, what are you going to do?

A: That is not possible using your current speed[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm going to Alfa Centauri using this car.

A: How do [i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0] suggest I do it, then?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] John! You can't win a war by just [i:post_uid0]nuking[/i:post_uid0] everything!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] They're ketone bodies, and they produce toxic waste when you oxidize them.

Cat, you can't run fast enough to escape me. No matter what, you can only get [i:post_uid0]that[/i:post_uid0] far on this planet...[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are those carbonyl corpses?

A: Ah! It hurts and stings![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] How did you like your poisoned blackberry flarn? :)

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: :p

A: Can't get enough of Barry White's love, baby.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why are you singing [i:post_uid0]Can't Get You Out Of My Head[/i:post_uid0] in that weird tune?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] GAK![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey everyone, watch this...

A: Blue moon.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Erm, [i:post_uid0]who[/i:post_uid0] knew just what you were there for again?

A: "[i:post_uid0]Chili jokes are lame
Chili jokes are lame
I don't like those chili jokes
'Cause chili jokes are lame.[/i:post_uid0]"



[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"]Q: Is it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?

:Runs [i:post_uid0]very[/i:post_uid0] far away:[/quote:post_uid0]

--Yeah, you'd BETTER run from 17-aka-Sue!

--Um, yeah, ooookay....

--I think the question of whether 17 is attracted to me is more important, as any attraction I might feel for her would not have any effect on her attempts to kill me.

--What is with all these relationships springing up out of nowhere lately? Has everybody come down with a 'shipping virus or something?

--Well, yeah, she's attracting me. With a humongous Magnet of Doom. What's your point?

--If only I were NCATMMM, then I could make a lame slashing joke about American movies--or is that the other way around?

[i:post_uid0](Pick whatever response suits your fancy best ;))[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Quick, Captain, sing me a chili-joke song!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's imprinted, you moron!


Alright, WHO spilled the beans about my Magnet of DOOM!, huh? :glares:

Why is everyone in this forum hitting on me? :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is that duckling following me around?

A: Put your head on my shoulder.

[quote:post_uid0]What is with all these relationships springing up out of nowhere lately? Has everybody come down with a 'shipping virus or something?
[/quote:post_uid0]

S/17

What do you mean, "all these"? Who else paired up while I wasn't looking?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Okay Londo, what do you want me to do with my head after I've cut it off and stuck it on a pike?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because my prof is a fanatical loony, that's why![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you reading research papers for your midterm?

A: Ooh, mama mama[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Momma mia?

A: Actually, I don't think he ever [i:post_uid0]had[/i:post_uid0] a mother...



(I seem to remember Sa'ar being paired with either cat or 17 recently, probably in this very thread...)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where'd that bastard's mum get off to?

A: I ain't taking no rainbow ride.

[quote:post_uid0](I seem to remember Sa'ar being paired with either cat or 17 recently, probably in this very thread...)[/quote:post_uid0]

17. I was starting to wonder when someone would clue in.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Seven, didnt your mom cook you some good meals when you were a child?

A: This forum is turning into a big soap opera[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why have you invited a director and a lighting crew onto the fora, Neo?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Glack![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How does a group of dying redshirts sound?

A: I need to tell you that she is carrying your child, not mine.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Lennier? You had something to tell me about Delenn?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Activate photonic cannon![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q; Quick, we need a blast of light.

A: Telstar[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you cross a telnet and the Black Star?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Brain drain[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the process that describes your grey matter dribbling out your ears?

A: Lights! Camera! Do nothing![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And what do extras and Mayweather do again?




A: This is a Redshirt Only area![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: This is the sign you see in the most dangerous parts of the ship

A: Makeup! Where is my Makeup?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you sreaming, NeoMatrix?


A: Go you![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, I survived the Away Mission!

A: You are now doomed because you said that[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm immortal.

A: No, give me that pipette back RIGHT NOW.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you mind if I borrrow your pipette?

A: Knowing the answer before the question is even asked? Wow, that is so cool! Why didn't I think of that? - Alex Trebek[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: ...And thus, it can get you a whole lot of money because you can bet on the answers the contestants give.

A: Blame Canada! Blame Canada![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I want to know whose idea it was to make the Warp Core color Blue? I cannot work in the Engine Room with a Blue Warp Core.

A: Due to the lack of funds, there will be no answer.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There is something wrong with this Q and A article. Where are all the answers?

A: Always remember, you are unique. Just like everybody else.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Tell me honestly, do you think im special, I mean is there something about me that sets me apart or am i just there?

A: What do you mean you want me to tell you the answer![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Come on! I'm on weekend millionairs! This is the final question! And you're an expert on this field! [i:post_uid0]Please[/i:post_uid0] tell me the answer!

A: You're not a redshirt. You'll be fine.


I finally got the time to read the rest of the thread...

[quote:post_uid0]Cat, you can't run fast enough to escape me. No matter what, you can only get that far on this planet...[/quote:post_uid0]
Maybe I can't run, but I can always hide. :D

[quote:post_uid0]--Yeah, you'd BETTER run from 17-aka-Sue![/quote:post_uid0]
Actually, I wasn't really sure [i:post_uid0]who[/i:post_uid0] I was running from. I didn't say anything about 17 or -heh- Sue.

[quote:post_uid0]--I think the question of whether 17 is attracted to me is more important, as any attraction I might feel for her would not have any effect on her attempts to kill me.[/quote:post_uid0]
It's the other way around. Sue :evil grin: wanting to kill you might have some effect on you being attracted to her.

[quote:post_uid0]Alright, WHO spilled the beans about my Magnet of DOOM!, huh? :glares:[/quote:post_uid0]
It wasn't me, really! No, don't hurt me! AAAAHH!

[quote:post_uid0]Why is everyone in this forum hitting on me? :lol: [/quote:post_uid0]
Not everybody. I'm not. :D
Alright, I suppose you meant everyone male. :p

[quote:post_uid0](I seem to remember Sa'ar being paired with either cat or 17 recently, probably in this very thread...)[/quote:post_uid0]
That was in this thread?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Catalina, I can't deliver your valentine to Sa'ar! 17's nearby--if I come out of hiding, she'll kill me!

:p :evil: :p


A: I have no idea why. Let's blame it on Chakotay.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q Why is the shuttle bay empty?

A: Hold on there, you cant take that in there![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hi! Excuse me for interupting you, I'll just put this EMP generater right about here and I'll be on my way.

A: Why me?

[quote:post_uid0]Q: Catalina, I can't deliver your valentine to Sa'ar! 17's nearby--if I come out of hiding, she'll kill me![/quote:post_uid0]
Now I'm NOT going to offer you a position as third in command, only because we have the same enemies. What a shame. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When I am Dictator of the Universe, catalina, you shall be in charge of my Supreme Dungeon of Evil, Pain, and Extra Toppings.


A: [i:post_uid0]Anything[/i:post_uid0] is better than Janeway/Neelix.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you tell Kathy you're in love with her?

A: I'm still hiding. And I'm not telling you I'm in Switzer... I mean Japan. Yes.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Cat, where are you? I have a present for you

A: You must be on the side of the "Matrix in the Matrix" theory[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Like, the Matrix is this totally cool movie where like this guy is all like whoa, I'm in a Matrix or am I and it's wow.



A: Stop talking like a surfer dude.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: King gas fab magic nervous

A: Vegemite[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get if you combine dynamite with a vegetable?

A: Captain, the mess Hall just crashed into a planet![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Drinks will be on the house tonight!

A: You must remember not to take things literally all the time. Us Humans like to say expressions.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What ball is in my net?... Do I have a net?

A: To be or not to be, answer the question or be devowered.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I dont know if I want to be or not to be. I know I want to be, but sure dont want to be here.

A: We will be playing Tron 5.0 in the Holodeck tonight[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is there anything interesting to do around here?

A: I may have [i:post_uid0]looked[/i:post_uid0] like a baby, but I'm still a Q![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You have got alot to learn how the Q do things, Q Jr. We don't go around playing pranks on humans.

A: What a relief[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We're not going to kill you. We're just going to torture you untill you tell us something you couldn't possibly know. Oh, and you'll die from it.

A: Of course not, you moron! Don't you know [i:post_uid0]anything[/i:post_uid0]?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:I am going to ask you one more time, or I am going to put you in the torture chamber again. Did you take the stapler off my desk?

A: To be continued...[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What, do you think, is the worst line from Unimatrix zero, part 1?

A: A reliable source tells me she got kidnapped.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Has anybody seen the Queen of England? It seems I'm overdue to be knighted.


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Stay put!

[quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"]A: We will be playing Tron 5.0 in the Holodeck tonight[/quote:post_uid0]

Speaking of which, has anybody played Tron 2.0? I looked at the back of the box the other day and noticed that besides the voices of Bruce Boxleitner and Cindy Morgan, it also featured Rebecca Romjin-Stamos (aka Mystique, from the X-Men movies). I'm wondering who she's voicing.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I was thinking about taking a shuttle down to the planet and playing a few pranks on the leadership down there. What do you think?

A: Get the hell off my bridge![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does a troll with a headache say?

A: Take the last train to Moodyvile.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how do I get to DS9?



A: Agatha Christie would be shocked![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Actually, I hate mysteries.

A: It's not like I'm asking you for your first born.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How could you ask such a thing? I would give my life before I gave you my DS9 dvd collection!

A: Same thing we do every night pinky, Reinstall Windows[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh no! Windows crashed! What must we do now?

A: She already is.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I just drank the last of the captain's coffee, do you think she'll come after me with a phaser?

A: Maybe, if it wern't for that black hole over there.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: This is Starfleet Command to the USS Extra. Will you make it back to Earth?

A: Take cover. My sources tell me that star is about to explode![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, incoming message from a Doomed ship. Captain: What does it say?

A: You will be okay once the shockwave passes, but only if you survive the shockwave.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you suggest we get through the shockwave?

A: Why must you always be so criptical?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If I need you to fire two torpedos, I will clap twice. Got it?

A: I clapped my hands twice. I did not Clap my hands, then scratch my ear. Learn the signs![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: But you just told me to open hailing frequencies!

A: Yes, dear.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Commander Riker, are you listening to me?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Not in million million [i:post_uid0]million million million[/i:post_uid0] years![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Chakotay: Hey Tom, can i barrow the delta Flier?

A: Well of course it is![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Chakotay: Hey Tom, can i barrow the delta Flier?

A: Well of course it is![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So is that what you mean with a Double Post?

A: Can you come back tomorrow, please? I'm about to ship a lamborghini to Singapore.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can you mail me to a certain island nation in Southeast Asia?

A: Downtown is scary.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] WHoah! You're... you're engulfed ny shopping bags! Why?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] My Lamborghini is coming! Whoop whoop![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's that sound of highly-tuned Italian craftsmanship?

A: Tiny dancer.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you shrink a gargantuan dancer?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Death.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's that smell?

A: The unicorn.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is this magical beast that we need in order to save 17 from the monster?

A: That plan will never work. Try Plan 147B with Sa'ar since he is familiar with that plan.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, what do you think of my plan to take over the world?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] She resembles me? Since when?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is that a picture of Lucy Liu? Oh, wait, it's 17. Those two are easily confused.

A: Discussion is irrelephant. Capacitance if feudal. Your ass will be laminated.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The Borg assimulated a species that loved to argue with each other by shocking each other with their asses. I wondered how that turned out.

A: So that is what would happen if the Borg assimuated themselves.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ooh, pretty. Nature must abhor an infinte feedback look. Anyone know what caused this?

A: Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] You have an evil smug grin on your face. Should I wonder why?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] My Pomeranian disagrees with you again.

Edit: This is 17's post number 1717. The Unholy Trinity of 17s! Woot![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Your dog doesn't want steak.

A: Come on down to my float.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Whee... I'm on cloud nine... it feels nice up here... what was that, Sa'ar?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Arrrr![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ye scurvy seadog!

A: Love is all around.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I happen to notice that Lieutenants Paris and Torres are in the Mess Hall clubbing each other's heads off with large baguettes. Why?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because I say so.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Tell me again why I have to stuff myself in a Lamborghini box?

A: Air holes[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the last thing you want on the plating of the USS Enterprise?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Eat vacumn, scumbag![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm hungry.

A: Jingle jangle[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when Londo starts singing Christmas carols really badly?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cucumber slices.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: what do you stuff up neelix'es nose to show displeasure?

A: Calamari[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when cross a calamity and a Minbari?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] [R2D2 noises][/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: R2! What did you do?

A: Oh shite![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain! The asse Aliens took over earth and added e's to the end of cuss words. What should we fuckinge do?

A: Mold? I thought you said hold me?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why am I green and fuzzy?

A: Hi! I'm Archie Bell, and I'm also the Drells.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is a phone call you do not want to hear at 8am in the morning?

A: It may be a Universal Series, but they havent played here in a Billion years.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do the people here on Ocampa think of Star Trek?

A: Only thrice.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many times a day do you eat rice?

A: Boy, that was one long distance phone call.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you heard about Voyager calling home from Occampa?

A: There is something wrong here.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Sensors say we are in the Delta Quadrant, 75 light years from Earth. What does that mean?

A: I will tell you what, Im going to blow this array up so we can make a 7 year television series instead of just having 2 episodes.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was Janeway's real reason for blowing up the Caretaker's Array?

A: Something like that.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: you are saying in reality that Chakotay was trying to crash into the array, not that evil ship? So that is why you had to use fire power to destroy the array?

A: You do know Tuvok crashes shuttles too, right?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you mean, another shuttle was crashed? CHAKOTAY!

A: She wants to join the Borg, but her mother won't let her.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is Naomi being so fussy today?

A: Chakotay sent an instant message via console to Riker asking for tips on how to gain the captain's respect.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why can't we send letters home this month?

A: Very funny. Now give me the real report of the away mission.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The away mission was a complete...success. No problems at all. Why are you giving me that look?

A: Where are my donuts? They were in my waiting room just a minute ago. I must have donuts with my coffee![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You called, sir?

A: Don't be ridiculous, the Kazon would never take an outsider into their tribe.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are the Borg joining the Kazon?

A: Its like having a blizzard in your mouth[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is a storm in a glass of water like?

A: You're evil.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Alien: Greetings....

A: Oh no, he isnt evil. We will just pretend he is good, then act surprised when he goes all evil on us.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain Kirk, I have this weird feeling that Alien we just met is evil. What do you think?

A: High trees catch a lot of wind.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is it smart to put a wind speed indicator Rooster thingy at the top of the trees?

A: The wind vane was spinning so fast that it took off into outer space. I told you a wind vane on this Hurricane planet was not a good place for it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where did the wind vane go, that we put at the top of that tree?

A: To lift someone over the horse.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Whats the crane for?

A: The witch doctors left a message for John[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are the flashing lights with all the dead bodies in between?

A: You're eating the cheese off my bread.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, didn't this bread have cheese on it?

A: T'Pol, I hope you got the memo about the TPS reports.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Before you ask, yes I got the memo, but it's highly illogical. Now what were you going to ask me?

A: One Swallow doesn't make it summer.

[quote:post_uid0]Q: Hey, didn't this bread have cheese on it?
A: You're eating the cheese off my bread.[/quote:post_uid0]
Translating proverbs really doesn't make sense. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Some bastard killed off all the Swallows. Now summer will never come.

A: As I always say, if you can't beat them, eat them[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What can we do about all these tribbles? We can't slaughter them as fast as they can reproduce.

A: I feel wetness.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Stick your hand in this bag and tell me what you feel.

A: Your ego is too big for this ship.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I stay after I have saved the ship?

A: When the cat is away, the mice dance on the table.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ok, who has been dancing on the cheese again?

A: When the mice are away, the cats sleep and eat the food out of the fridge.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do cats do when they can't find any mice to eat?

A: Put the flowers outside.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where do you want these flowers?

A: Uncommon Wisdom[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you find in the Answer-Question forum?



A: And the band played on, because they didnt care.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] It was a dark and stormy night on the great ship [i:post_uid0]Titanic[/i:post_uid0]. Suddenly, Celine Dion appeared on the horizon. People screamed and ran for their lives as she opened her mouth and started singing. The resonance caused by the harmonics of [i:post_uid0]My Heart Will Go on[/i:post_uid0] caused the metal sides of the ship to buckle and crumble, and pretty soon icy cold seawater was swamping the ship. There was a thunderous groan, and the ship listed to its starboard side and started sinking....

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] We seek the Holey Sock. We bind to the major groove.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is your quest? How do you seek it?

A: The holy sock is in the Holy Grail[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So this is the Holy Grail, eh? Good lord! What IS that smell?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It binds to the lac operon and turns it off.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How does a light switch turn off a light?

A: Hey, you are the one that wanted some sugar[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *twitch* Must...have...sweetness...*blink*

A: Black magic woman.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who is after John now?

A: John, don't ever get a Wizard mad at you.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does he mean, "subtle and quick to anger?

A: ...for thou art crunchy and go well with crackers.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Thy must eat Peanut butter...

A: But you are the Captain[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Chakotay, we need something dramatic to happen and you are the highest ranking crewmember on board who we can miss, so go take a shuttle to that planet.

A: It's just what they tell me to say. I don't know what it all means either.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: President, what do you mean when you say, "Pretzels are the root of all evil"?



A:Yummy, foam-rubber eggs and sandpaper bread![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You can get whatever you want if you sell me your soul.

A: They're all nuts, remember?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: cat, I really don't think we should have come here. See those walnuts, pistachios, and acorns giving me the eye like they're about to string me up? And earlier they were babbling all this paranoid schizophrenic nonsense about "Can't go to sleep, squirrels will eat us. Can't go to sleep, squirrels will eat us" and on and on. What is [i:post_uid0]with[/i:post_uid0] them, anyhow?

A: The shields protected us spectacularly against their photon torpedoes, miniature black holes, Cosmic Pies of Doom, and even those recordings of Celine Dion that Intelligence believed they might have acquired. However, all that did not stop them from pounding us, because we forgot to make the ship "Ni!"-proof.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Yes I [i:post_uid0]do[/i:post_uid0] understand we're all dead. How did this happen? We have the best shields in all starfleet!

A: I am [i:post_uid0]so[/i:post_uid0] going to kill that son of a b*tch.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Uh-oh, catalina, looks like that wonky MS-DOS progr*m crashed your computer.

A: It depends. Got any spare giraffes lying around?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Anya, Did you know that John is really your lost son?

(GRRR!! Well, the question still works, lol)

A: So the Borg were bored one day, so they decided to start taking over the universe.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Tell me a story, Seven.

A. And it all began with once upon a time.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Boy, that was a long story

A: And they didn't live happily ever after because they were dead[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mommy, did Romeo and Juliet live happly ever after?


A: Romeo must die.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What were Romeo's last thoughts?

A: Nobody cares, captain.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I cut down to only 10 cups of coffee a day.

A: We are not going to go near that planet. Sensors say all the inhabitants are hot naked women.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look! An M-class planet! Maybe we can find a plot there!

A: She's a serial monogamist.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T'Pol, why don't you want our guest to stay on the ship?

A: This is a Test to see if John is real, or just a figment of 17's immagination.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you mind-melding with 17? You know it's dangerous to meld with a killer-mind, right?

A: Crazy people never do.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Its hard to work with people in a madhouse

A: Crazy? No, he is insane[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, wait! Don't you need a rope before you jump off the bridge? Ohh, he's always been crazy.

A: I can't find it anywhere. Are you sure you left it in the burning house?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you find the can of gasoline? I need to mow the lawn

A: Battle of the Geeks[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the Mutants' name for what Geeks call [i:post_uid0]The Mutant Battle[/i:post_uid0]?

A: Just a moment, I'm putting the horse behind the carriage.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Will you grow up and wake up to the 21st Century?

A: The horse goes in front of the carriage, not behind it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where do I put the horse again?

A: Not bloody likely[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think we will go on another date?

A: How dare you break up with me[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I don't like you, and the first one was a business date. Now get out of my way.

A: Oops. I was just kidding, really. Please don't kill me.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What! What do you mean that you lost our prey. They only got warp 3.

A: Archer, Picard, Kirk, and Janeway all met last week in the Nexus to dicuss future plans.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, what did the monkeys writing [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0] come up with this week, Rick?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I'm too tired to care.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you activate the transposon at H-17?

A: Here comes the rain again.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I am a Grey Cloud. I drift between the Darkness and the Light....


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You read my mind, you thieving scumbag.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think of my pitch for a B5 episode? It involves Delenn being subjected to torture with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

A: Nowhere to run.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John, it seems you got yourself trapped in a corner with...

A: We think alike, wanna get married?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:blinks: Okay, I'm not even going to touch this one. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yet you had to submit without giving an answer. Shame on you

A: I never heard of a foul for leaping to block a field goal[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ohhh, my head. Last thing I remember is the crossbar coming at me very fast. Why am I being hauled off the field in chains?

A: broadcasting

*winks at 17*[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you plan to torture the whole world with only one tape of an episode of Babylon 5 which is all about John Sheridan?

A: Don't touch that. It might be toxic.

[quote:post_uid0="taya17"]:blinks: Okay, I'm not even going to touch this one. :D[/quote:post_uid0]
It's not all that hard to avoid, you know.

Q: Reed: Hey B'Elanna! Want to blow something up together?

(I think no answer should be left unquestioned :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I eat Neelix's food?
((Is the caf food safe? ))



A:Aragorn is pretty,oh so pretty, so pretty and witty and...[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who the hell is Aragorn?

A: Oh, sorry. I was dreaming of handsome Italian boys, nice Americans and those nasty Japanese people who always have to ruin things. You were saying?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So in conclusion, racial stereotyping is harmful as it could lead to the dislike of certain groups, often groups who are quite different or who are doing better, and the typecasting of groups.



A: A marriage seminar is such a great place to meet someone![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I know I am lonely, but do I really need to go to this marriage seminar?

A: The ship is only 18 hours away? I guess we will go to commercial break and come back just in time.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Archer, I cannut git eee-nuff sponsers for the engeen to run the show at 5 in the raatings!What shoold I du?



A: Where is everyone? And such bad Scotty impressions![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *In a Scotty accent* I must warn you Kirk, I have been having problems with the transporters all morning. I will try to beam you all out of there.

A: Sorry Kirk, I could only get a lock on your hair since you were up to your head in trouble. I was hoping that your hair was attached to the rest of your body, but only your hair beamed back to the ship.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I [i:post_uid0]said[/i:post_uid0] "Scotty beam me up"!

A: I’m drawing power from the earth to heal myself.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is a sign you have been playing Final Fantasy too long?

A: Here is your pen. Don't lose it again[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh my goodness! I lost my pen! Where is my pen? I can't make notes without my pen! Where-- Oh.

A: You better not climb out of the window. We're on the third floor.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We need to sneak out of this heavily guarded building. Hey look, a window!

A: A Leopard cannot change his spots[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We need to hide this leopard in these bushes. Any chance it's spots might turn green?

A: That's all for now. Go sit over there on the ground or something.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: O Blessed Person Who Saved Me From The Wrath Of Taya17, here is thy cherry-flavoured soft drink. Didst thou needst anything else?

A: That's the last time I believe a horoscope that tells me "Seriously, you are not going to have a weird day today. Trust me."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you handcuffed to a Wookie and speaking Russian with Chekov and T'Pol?




A: Dont mention Star W***! It's a bad word![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Opium, do you want to come with us to go see the new Star Wars movie?

A: Looks like we are having an Easter Egg Hunt that covers the entire ship again, but this year, there will be no power or gravity. Oh, there will also be hostile aliens trying to kill you while you look for the eggs.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Cap'n Archer, what's your brilliant plan to take the crew minds' off the insane Vulcans, homicical Xindi and John Sheridan movies?


A: I LOVE to hate John Sheridan![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Don't you just want to hate that John Sheridan character?

A: He's no hero. He just shows up at the last minute, blows the bad guy away, then takes credit.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Isn't John Sheridan a real hero? He died saving my life.

A: Eight big, hungry cats.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. So Cat, what are you running from?

A. I would but i don't think my boyfriend (*happy sigh*) would like it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I met this really cute boy, but the thing is, he has a twin brother and he won't go out with me unless his brother can come too. Want to double-date?

A: I told you you wouldn't understand.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When you spoke to me in your native language, I had no idea what you said. So what did you say?

A: I would, but I got to beat the rush to the store so I can get my copy of Matrix: Reloaded.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] NeoM! Help me! My daughter's trapped in that burning building!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] He's taken a life of his own, it seems....


(Well, I TRIED my best to question the answer, but for the life of me I couldn't come up with a decent question. Yes, decent as in suitable for kids under fifteen.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is Phlox so happy after Mayweather died?



A: I still dont get how 17's sig is pop-up![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You know a link can have pop-up text right? Well, there is something wrong with the HTML code, so that you can't click on the link, but the pop-up text is still there.

A: You don't want us changing Tolkien quotes, but you do change them yourself. I get the feeling something's not right here.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's not "You shall not get by," it's "You! Shall not! PASS!" There is no word in Elvish, Entish or the languages of men to describe how stupid you are.

A: There's a bathroom on the right.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You and her? Together? Where can I throw up?

A: Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: In plain english, please Humphrey.


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: NOT Professor Frink.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Was it Professor Frink in the Computer Room with a Mouse Cord?

A: Crap, my universal translator is busted[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oo-wah floggaloggle krik?

A: Tuesday afternoon.

[quote:post_uid0]You and her? Together? Where can I throw up?[/quote:post_uid0]

Very funny :P[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: Waarom kijk je zo raar? Wat is er aan de hand?</s>

Dammit Sa'ar. That answer got "cat" written all over it. :swear:

Q: When did you meet her, exactly?

A: Say, do you remember when you were trying to persuate me to join your little freak club? Remember I said no?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Captain, can you do me a favor and join my band?

A: Sorry Captain, it won't come until Tuesday.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Well, if I can't kill a few redshirts, can I at least fire the main phaserbank?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Be very careful - it could explode at any time.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My route takes me near that collapsing star. I can't go around because of all the black holes and hostile aliens.

A: If you can't go around it, why don't you go through it?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It could take years to go around that dangerous nebula in which almost everything is destroyed.

A: So I hear. Anyway, did I ever tell you about my business partner here?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, have you heard about the big news? John is back from the Volcano.

A: Mr Frodo, Watch out for that tree![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Me Frodo, you Arwen. AAAA--aaaaaa-AAAAAAHHHH *thunk!*

A: Run, Joey, Run.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, I'm Ensign Joey. What's that?

A: Is there a difference?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the difference between the lysogenic and lytic cycles of [i:post_uid0]E.coli[/i:post_uid0] phage lambda?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Don't know, don't care, don't want to find out.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Meiosis or Mitosis?

A: Trailer for sale or rent[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So this is the famed starship Enterprise! Hey, what's that sign on its side say?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh. My. Goodness.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain Kirk, look at the hooters on that hot "innocent" chick that just took over the ship.

A: Dude, where's my starship?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain Archer, do you realize we are stuck on a planet, are totally drunk and just played poker with the Xindi? Captain? Captian?


A: It's just to easy to make fun of Enterprise.

((ahh, I get the pop-ups now))[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Why is it everyone picks on Captain Archer's ship?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Either a Lockheed Constellation or a an Avro Lancastrian.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Whoa, what's that on your forehead?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The enemy's gate is [i:post_uid0]down[/i:post_uid0]![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Was that my stomach or was that Frodo bringing down the House?

A: Weather changes can be caused by 43 race cars going in a circle. Or in this case, 43 spaceships orbiting the planet at high speed.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The weather forecast was sun. My flowers won't grow if it rains all week long. How is this possible?

A: Don't worry, I'll get us out of here. All you have to do is jump over that five metre wide cliff and attach one end of this rope to the tree at the other side[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Kirk, how are we going to get out of this stupid plot device?



A:...Too...many...midterms...on...the...same...two ...days...why...did...they...all...have...
to...change...them...to...this...coming...week?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Oh my goodness! 17! What happened? Did you get run over?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sorry, I'm deaf.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you blind? I thought I told you to shoot the hostile aliens, not me.

A: Put all the stray cats in the Catwalk[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T'Pol, I need your help. The cats are bothering Porthos. What should I do?

A: I made it to the top, I showed them that I'm worth it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Archer, why dont you care that the Vulcans are calling you "Silly Illogical Boy"?


A: The Americans are coming! The British are coming! The French are coming![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What makes you think some major countries made an alliance to take over the world?

A: Easy. Just bomb Minbar.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John Sheridan has unleashed the Tribbles! What should I do?


A: Because Jack Sparrow would do the same, that's why.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you imitating Jack Sparrow?

A: You kept your promise to the stars.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Wow! I got a shiny new penny!Why?




A: And I hoped this post wouldnt contain Overused Words like Jack, John, Jake and pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I just hope I can hide from 17 for two more days.

A: What's your point?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you realize that if you stopped running red lights you would increase your life expectency by 2000%?



A: That sounds...you know...better than the alternative.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If you don't marry John Sheridan, you will be tortured for all eternity.

A: What do you mean I'm going to turn evil? I'd never![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: They say that for whoever opens this box, they will become an evil person. Wait! Why are you opening the box?!?

A: What do you mean this box has evil spirits in it? My lunch is in it, and I didn't see any spirits in it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Don't open that box! This ancient text states if you do, you can travel through time and read minds, but there's also--

A: Uh-oh. It's started already.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, change the channel so we can watch Enterprise. We wouldn't want to miss the opening credits.

A: I lost the remote, so I can't hail the other ship[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the main problem with a captain without a crew alone on his ship, before voice-reconigizing computers?

A: Kathalina[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who, where, or what was the result of a freak transporter accident involving catalina and Captain Janeway?

<span id='ME'><center>NAHTMMM runs!</center></span>


A: It seemed the illogical thing to do.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] You just dumped the captain's morning coffee over her head? Tuvok! Why?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Salvage Works Wonders.

[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"]A: Easy. Just bomb Minbar.[/quote:post_uid0]

Hey! Bloody leave my home planet out of it, will ya!
(And NAH-- better run faster!)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: GAH! All I have to use to study for my midterm are these papers I salvaged from Seigfreid and Roy!



A: One way to forget everything is to drink a lot of pop and other sugary things.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ignorance is bliss.

A: Do you know about a fight, when you are right, but no-one even tries to see it your way?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You know that song that goes, "la la da la da da da"? What are the lyrics, eh?



A: Midterms are a way to make sure students can write pointless memos on boring subjects when they get older.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what is your conspiracy against midterms?

A: I heard they are recalling the dictator on Minbar.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is 17 crying and killing as many John Sheridan's as possible?



A: I dont care, I LIKE the taste of defeat.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, weren't you fighting for Minbar and it's evil dictator before it got bombed?

A: It depends. Did you?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Commander, did you ever dream about turning up to work naked?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] AaaAAAAAAARRRRrrrkkkccchh----*gurgle*



(You guys! If you don't stop defaming my home planet, I swear I'll... I'll... uhm... I'll screw something up really badly!)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:17! You home planet! Minbar! It's being flooded by so many John Sheridan's drowning in the oceans!


A: I REALLY dont think that is possible.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think Enterprise is going to find all 47 Spears?

A: T'Pol, I am installing that Vulcan repellant around my ready room because I am tired of my polo balls getting stuck in the wall.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, logic dictates that the 3 metre fall onto hard rock did cause some brain damage. Can you speak?



A: A cat sat on a mat under a hat with a rat.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: T'Pol, I think this part of space is causing everyone to Rhyme in time with a mine. What do you think of the wink?

A: One down, 47 to go[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Yay! I killed myself a rhymer!

A: What the-- Why are there 17 angry Minbari coming at me with baguettes?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I must warn you before opening that door about the...

A: The next word out of your mouth better not be related to any female body parts.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Hey, T'pol - I've taken up bird-watching as my new hobby. In fact, right now I'm watching an unusually large pair of boo--


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Careful! You could take someone's eye out with those![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: They say there is no spoon, but I found one. Look!

A: Just running a couple of tests. Nuclear tests. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do all your tests have to blow up and cause massive destruction?

A: Today's weather calls for a 50% chance of nuclear showers, with winds from the west at about 20 mph.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I hear Catalina's doing some nuclear experiments. So what's today's weather going to be like?

A: Three Hotdogs, nine fish fingers, and a side order of coleslaw.[/color:post_uid0]