Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

Q: Why are we sewing the roofing tiles to the roofing underlay?


A: Using a glue gun saves time.

[Xeroc]

Q: Man, gluing all these rafters together with elmers glue takes a long time!


A: Lets see... 1,200,000 2x4s, 2,000 square miles of carpets, 52,400 floor tiles...

[KillerGodMan]

Q: You know what to do, right?

A: Chemingo!

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you know a chemistry word game?


A: H2SO4

[Ginga]

Q: What will make me go insane because it reminds me of math/physics/chemisty?

A: The mild sausages are coming!

[Priest]

Q: Why are you building a fort out of paper plates?


A: That happens every time!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Pacard Blew up the Enterprise again!

A: Hey! Get out of my rock!

[Xeroc]

Q: Hi! Is Zuke in there? We have an offer for long-distance telephone service for him!


A: Just missed it.

[Ginga]

Q: Where's this giant rolling cheese wedge I've been hearing about?

A: It's very true, you know.

[Xeroc]

Q: I hear there's a Saturday IRC on right now!


A: Come on down! *music*

[Ginga]

Q: Since when did I get on The Price is Right?

A: I only wish I could.

[Xeroc]

Q: Can you come to the IRC?


A: Awww...

[Hotaru]

Q: Look! It's pictures of Xeroc as a baby!


A: I found it!

[Ginga]

Q: I don't suppose anyone's seen my compression phaser rifle...?

A: There's some pink Starbursts here.

[Priest]

Q: Quick! Where's something I can sacrifice?


A: It's like... the lottery. Only not.

[Xeroc]

Q: What's this Raffle thing?


A: Use the @.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What symbol can I use to represent "at" since im too lazy to type it out?

A: Happy Halloween!

[Priest]

Q: What am I suppose to tell those strange people in costumes?


A: That's what Oxi-clean is for.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: My Hydrogen is dirty!

A: Shoot! Forgot about the explosion!

[Xeroc]

Q: Dang! Stupid TNT.


A: Good Question. (Yes, I know, I didn't really answer the question. :P )

[Ginga]

Q: Do you the radius of an apple pie with whipped cream rounded to the nearest tenth?

A: Oh, snap!

[Xeroc]

Q: You have 999 posts!


A: Tip: Styles can be applied quickly to selected text.

[Vedra]

Q:What did that paperclip thing say before you blew up your copy of Word?

A: Filtered.

[Xeroc]

Q: What camera should I use to take pictures of the sun?


A: I'd take a look at the logs (http://xeroc.zapto.org/logindex.htm).

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did they say about me when I wasn't there last week?

A: She must have has one too many skittles

[Alexia]

Q: Why are there 11 pins down the end of the bowling ally?

A: Err...I think not.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Alexia thinks that John is hot

A: I rest my case

[Xeroc]

Q: Closing Arguments?


A: This....
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Type_A_USB_connector.jpg

[Opium]

Q: What are you looking for at the end of your mouse cable?



A: It was really sucky, it was totally the most suckiest suck that ever sucked.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: How was the Intergalactic Black Hole convention?

A: Well, it's the biggest one I've ever seen

[Xeroc]

Q: WOW! Look at the size of that zuccini!


A: Shouldn't something be in quotes in that sentence...

[Hotaru]

Q: then I said that's crazy and he said I don't think so!


A: Shhh!

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey - Did you hear that *gossip* ...


A: Why *hic* do *hic* you *hic* ask *hic* ?


*hic*

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Aren't you *hic* Man?

A: I ate the red ones first

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey! All these M&M's are blue!


A: Google. Definitely.

[Vedra]

Q: Where's the best place for me to find a replacement arm for my taxidermied Naussican?


A: Zeke, with the phaser, in the engine room.

[Xeroc]

Q: Who's that in that picture?


A: Here, give me a second and I'll program one for you!

[Vedra]

Q: Quick, I need a hologram of Worf in a ballerina outfit, and I need it now!


A: Why, Lady Beverly, that sounds so uncouth!

[Opium]

Q: Sir Jean Luc, do you want to go my bedchamber and do the taxes?

(maybe you need to be a fan of Calvin and Hobbes to get that one...)


A: You really should NOT get drunk. Ever.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: When is the best time to get drunk?

A: I say is was 17 with the phaser in the Mess Hall

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Who made Zeke such a "soon" person?

A: Really? Are you sure? Positive? HA! GOT YOU!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Umm...maybe if I move to....Tottenham Court Road across a diagonal?
A: An evil Wizard, named Zuke...

[Opium]

Q: Who's going to be here soon?



A: The light says yes.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Say, Opium, do you think some Top Ten UK election lists should be done?
A: Zeke said no, and we didn't get a reply from Zuke....

[Ginga]

Q: What did Zeke and Zuke say about my plan to smother 5MV in pickle juice for a day?

A: There's more chili over there.

[Hotaru]

Q: Where's Porthos?


A: I can't believe you said that!

[Opium]

Q: I think Alan Rickman is kind of good-looking in that other-guy sort of way.


A: Johnny Depp!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: WHO'S the best actoress winner?

A: notme!

[Xeroc]

Q: Who did this?


A: I'd check in the FAQ ASAP.

[Hotaru]

Q: I have a question, I wonder if it is frequently asked?


A: No! It cannot be!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Hotaru, you're an idiot
A: Probably. Now shut up.

[Hotaru]

Q: Valium, did you forget to take your valium?


A: It's under the sofa.

[Vedra]

Q: MAAAAAAAA! WHERE'S MY SWORD?!


A: I shall not tolerate such buffoonery!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Ooh! Look! Politicians! Let's poke them with spoons!
A: You're not going out on the rampage again are you? That's the third time this week.... :roll:

[Opium]

Q: Johnny Depp should have won the Best Actor award at the Oscars!


A: Finding Neverland

[Xeroc]

Q: What are you doing?


A: Nice Picture!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I am PANTSMAN!

A: Dude, we're made of PAPER

[Hotaru]

Q: Quick! Put that fire out by stamping it with your foot!


A: Roll a katamari!

[Opium]

Q: I have all this oregano. What should I do with it?



A: You really thought that was funny, didn't you?

[Hotaru]

Q: Have you played Katamari Damacy? The people scream as you roll them up!


A: Eh, I've heard better.

[Xeroc]

Q: So, what'd you think of the joke?


A: Nah...I'll skip.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Wanna go bust the creators of Katamari Damacy for Drug use?

A: Hehehe no. It's soap-on-a-rope for you!

[Xeroc]

Q: *pant* Did I win the challenge game?


A: Did you use the scented soap again?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: ooooooooooh YES!

A: Err, ask John

[Xeroc]

Q: Where's TopHatMan?


A: CAPS LOCK STUCK?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: ITHINKILOSTMYSPACEKEY

A: Now don't go blowing up this computer like you did the last ones

[Opium]

Q: Can I blow up my computer?



A: There never was one.

[Rayinne]

Q: What is the fundamental truth about the 'Net?

A: Ninja...VANISH!

[NAHTMMM]

Q: (hack, hack, hack)



A: I'm guessing this means I'm about to start hurting very badly, right?

[Xeroc]

Q: Ooops...gave you the wrong pills!


A: Nah, it was blown up yesterday.

[Hotaru]

Q: How're things going on the enterprise-h?


A: Blue hair!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: ____ Hair

A: Oh, I named him Fluffy

[Xeroc]

Q: What's that?


A: Java.

[Opium]

Q: Is that coffee?


A: *jittery*No...more...Coke...please...*/jitteryy*

[Rayinne]

Q: Hey, what's up with that guy?

A: No chance in hell.

[Opium]

Q: Did you vote for the "Ban Pies, Cheese, and Ice Cream" party?


A: Here, have a pink rose.

[Rayinne]

Q: So when do we get to swordfight?

A: Whipped cream, of course.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: So what do you want on your pie, then?
A: "soon" :twisted:

[Alexia]

Q: When will the eTrektion end?

A: It was me! :mrgreen:

[Xeroc]

Q: Who ate all the Pie?


A: Great Job! :D

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Xeroc updated the chat logs.

A: Be right back, I need to get my Halo 2 fix

[Rayinne]

Q: Why do I always have to fight all the aliens myself?

A: Please, don't bring him up.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey Seinfield, it's me. May I come up? Oh, John is with me too.

A: It's the source of all word associations

[KillerGodMan]

What's with all the word associations?

[Hotaru]

Q:


A: 1.98250682136409136581093741362809...

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Gimme a decimal, please?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! Sure, why not?

[Xeroc]

Q: What answer did you post on Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:13 pm, on page 114 in this thread?

A: Yeah, I know, It's a little freaky.

[Hotaru]

Q: Did you hear? CSI:NY was renewed!


A: Namco made it.

[Xeroc]

Q: *zom* This game's *blap* pretty fun! *bling* who *drzap* made it? *crash*


A: Why do I even bother.

[Opium]

Q: Brent Spiner, how did you feel about your first eppy of "Enterprise"?



A: That should never be discussed here.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did you know Chakotay loves to sing opera with the Doc?

A: Why not just stick an IV in you so you can just eat it by pressing a button?

[Xeroc]

Q: Man, eating all this pie is so much work!


A: Notify me when it's finished.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: The World Domination is almost ready to become 1% more compleate!

A: But, but, I didn't see the sign!

[Opium]

Q: You parked in a "no parking" zone!


A: I didnt know it was edible.

[Xeroc]

Q: Mmmmmmmm... Steel...


A: Wow! I never knew!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: John's name is John

A: It was John

[Xeroc]

Q: But WHO was John?


A: Fred. Definitely.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Who could replace John?

A: ......................................beep........ ........................

[Xeroc]

Q: What did the alien signal sound like?


A: A lot of bleeps!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey, what did you hear when you woke up the captain?

A: Im sorry, did you say you are my sister?

[Rayinne]

Q: Who do you think you are, my brother?

A: There are three gods!

[Xeroc]

Q: So, how many gods do you see in this picture?


A: Well... looks like about 4.5.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What's that angle?
A: There is only one God, SPAWN OF BEELZEBUB! BURN! ~*switches out of puritanical mode*~

[Opium]

Q: TopHatMan said that there are over 7 roles in the play "God" by Woody Allen.


A: I think that can only be described as annoying. :wink:

[Alexia]

Q: Microsoft?

A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Is John here?

A: who needs that many pies anyway?

[Xeroc]

Q: Unhh... Carying 632 pies is NOT easy!


A: Magnetism.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Magna-what?

A: Dude, it doesn't work that way!

[Rayinne]

Q: The isometric phase conversion module goes in pointy end first, right?

A: Caffeine.

[stripysox]

Q: What is it that makes Janeway such a good leader?

A: No realy, feet first is better.

[Xeroc]

Q: Should I walk feet first or on my hands?


A: Sooner than Later!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What's Zeke's policy?

A: EEK!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: There are mice under the couch Zeke

A: The Media

[Xeroc]

Q: What's the topic?


A: Ow - that hurts!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Have you tried this large blunt instrument?
A: Who is cooler, Ming the Merciless or Fu Manchu?

[Xeroc]

Q: Silly Question?


A: It's a quote!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Is Ming the Merciless cooler than Fu Manchu, or vice versa?
A: Is Absinthe whiskey in disguise?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Can I make some pies?

A: No, no, you makes the crust FIRST!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Shall I make the Fu Manchu vs. Ming meatball now?
A: Umm....okay, sure...

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Lemme be Morphine leader or I'll eat sugar and go Hyper on you!

A: HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER! HYPER!

[Rayinne]

Q: You do realize that even in the worst circumstances you only need two of those?

A: The Candlestick.

[Xeroc]

Q: Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the... the...


A: 52%

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What was that percentage?
A: With Miss Scarlet!

[Opium]

Q: What percentage of people will show up to class still hungover from the cast party?



A: What happens in the cast party, gets retold to all the drunk people by the designated drivers.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What happened at the cast party?
A: 23% alcohol, 4% dried onions, the rest is water.

[Xeroc]

Q: What's in that drink?


A: Out of Paper.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What does the "OOP" on the Xerox machine mean?

A: er...uh...BARK!

[Ginga]

Q: DID YOU PRESS "OOP" ON THE XEROX MACHINE!?

A: I don't think so, madam.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: *High squeaky voice* wannagooutwithmecaptainpicard?pleasepleaseplease?

A: Uh, no!

[Xeroc]

Q: Uh, yes!


A: MSNBC!

[Opium]

Q: What's that channel we dont get?


A: 2 parts wierdness, one part darkened green room.

[Rayinne]

Q: Hey, what exactly is going on in Holodeck 7?

A: Oh, that mythical beast.

[Opium]

Q: Nick Bottom is dancing with all the fairies. I think Oberon is getting jealous.


A: Oh, what horrible fate! Oh, what hidious rate!

[Xeroc]

Q: He died run over by a cart. They charged $5,000 a part.


A: The plane, it flew into the sky. However, John did not die.

[Ginga]

Q: I need a poem right now for English, it's due in like, 2 minutes. Can you make one up right now?

A: Oh, that's wonderful.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Wanna go to Wonderful Land?

A: No, not THAT way!

[Opium]

Q: This way?


A: Easy as...oops, we burned the pie.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Do you know how to bake a pie?

A: June 4th, 2005

[Xeroc]

Q: Next fiver publish date?


A: Use a Shovel.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Spoon?

A: FORK!

[Opium]

Q: Did you say use the force?


A: That really was obvious.

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you know? If it exists - then it doesn't not exist!


A: High or Low, I'm not quite sure.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, what did the computer say to set the proton oven to so we can have a turkey...in about 5 milliseconds?

A: This isn't fair! I want to ask the question! I don't trust you with the power of asking questions to my silly answers.

[Michiel]

Q: Hey, did you hear? I get to ask you a question. :)

A: No, that was just you using incorrect logic.

[Rayinne]

Q: Doesn't 45 OR 22 = 59?

A: Some ancient guy said the same thing.

[Alexia]

Q: When all else fails, stop using all else.

A: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Opium]

Q: Chilli pie with cheese?


A: That's okay.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey, you are on fire!

A: Ignore the answer to your question, it's stupid and will not help you increase your knowledge of the universe.

[Opium]

Q:Woah, like, this is the best stuff ever man, like, did you ever wonder why, like, if you look into space, if the cosmonauts are, like, watching you with their spyware and using the info to give to George Bush so he can like make the debt bigger and blame it on your lawnmower?


A: No, really, he is sane.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Are you sure he isnt crazy? He keeps going on and on about spying aliens and his lawnmower being possessed by the government.

A: Yeah, and next you will be telling me they are making a Barney vs. Spongebob movie

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you hear about all the cartoon movies coming out - I even hear they have a dueling one!


A: Put it in your LJ, or don't. Meh.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Want to hear about my long boring day?

A: Let me guess, you just pissed off the Borg. I suggest we get out of here.

[Opium]

Q: Oh no...was that the time-space-destroy-the-borg button?


A: Here, have a Mento.

[Xeroc]

Q: Can I have one?


A: 1,523,239.478 - approximately.

[Hotaru]

Q: How many bald captains has there been?


A: I believe I shall dance!

[Xeroc]

Q: What do you think of this music?


A: I don't think "however" is the right word to use there.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: When we however got our however, it however however!
A:It's all right, but not a patch on the charleston....
everyone come to the forum at http://s4.invisionfree.com/the_Hydraxian_forums/index.php
for pie!

[Xeroc]

Q: Where can we get some pie?


A: Hehehe.

[Opium]

Q: Chilli.



A: That doesn't seem like the best idea.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What are the truer words that are never spoken?

A: T

[Opium]

Q: What was that guy with all that gold? Mr...


A: There is no blue gel in the sidelights! There is no red gel in the shin busters! There is no blue or red gel!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Spoon?

A: CHICKEN!

[Alexia]

Q: What's the next Chinese year?

A: Unbelievable!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: And then he said, so she said the he said to HER, then SHE said that he said that blah blah blah!
A: Oooh, if I could walk that way I could--sorry.

[Xeroc]

Q: Can you walk that way for me?


A: Gah!

[Opium]

Q: Um, you just patched the lighting system into the sound system, and now there's an electrical fire.


A: Don't touch the props the Klingons use!

[Xeroc]

Q: OoOoo... shiny Bat'leth!


A: Ow! That's sharp!

[Opium]

Q: Now this is a very sharp prop, don't touch it.



A: Oh?

[Xeroc]

Q: Aliens are invading!


A: Carmel.

[Opium]

Q: Who?


A: You win!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I will guess 47

A: No, I said you win a Toy Yoda

[Naki]

Q: So I won the new car?

A: Killer Robots From Venus

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So what is the alien of the week on "When Aliens Attack"

A: Didn't Zeke guest star on that show once?

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Did you hear about "60 Minutes"? Apparently they're renaming the show to "5 Minutes". :?



A: Don't you WANT to go to Happy Piggy Land?

[Opium]

Q: I'de rather go to Euro Disney.



A: Here's a pink flower.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I need a pink flower

A: I wanted BLUE!

[Opium]

Q: Pink flowers, then?
(you sound like my director in that last answer...)


A: A lilac rose.

[Xeroc]

Q: What would be a good present?


A: Really cool!

[Opium]

Q: How is it outside?



A: Tickle Me Elmo, Teen Edition

[Heiwa]

Q: Who was Wesley's best friend aboard the Enterprise?




A: A puddle of Odo

[NAHTMMM]

Q: What's more fun than a barrel of Chekovs?




A: No, I just didn't want to get beat up!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Did you drop out becqause of the tests?

A: Really Opium? I had no idea....

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you know Opium in is Canada, in between class and theatre?


A: Check the profile.

[Opium]

Q: Does John a big nose?



A: Look it up.


Welcome to the wierdness, Heiwa :D

[KillerGodMan]

Q:What does 'mean' mean?

A: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Opium]

Q: How's the roller coaster?



A: That's right, left.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So I turn left at the next system?

A: Officer, you don't want to open that. It's full of my dirty gym socks.

[Opium]

Q: Sir, this bag smells like the banned Smelleebacterifungi cheese.


A: Here's a pink one.

[Ginga]

Q: Give me a sexy prom dress!!1

A: I like it, too!

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey! I like your new avatar!


A: Nah, snot new.

[Ginga]

Q: Is that a new pet duck you have there?

A: I tried that cheese over there.

(And thank you. :D)

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you like the cheese?


A: Re-done again!


(No Problem! :D)

[Opium]

Q: How do you want your steak?


A: It's a great new avvy, but there were still multiple !'s :o

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Are you named jimbob?
A: Well done!

[Opium]

Q: I stumped you!


A: It's from Monthy Python, obviously!

[Xeroc]

Q: Where's the black knight from?


A: Use the F1 key.

[Ginga]

Q: aCK!!!1 My computer is going t3h nuts!!1 WHAT DO I DOO!?!?!?

A: I concur.

[Xeroc]

Q: I'd say he has a rather nasty laceration in his left leg here, do you concur?


A: I might agree to it, if the benefits are good.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Will you convert to the Morphine Party?

A: HEY! Gimme that!

[Ginga]

Q: Who stole your jumbo pencil? Not me, no... *hides it*

A: The smilies are coming!

[Xeroc]

Q: :?:


A: :!:

[Ginga]

Q: aCK!!1
A: :oops:

[Hotaru]

Q: Are you aware your hat is backwards?

A: I kinda saw it coming.

[Ginga]

Q: The Third Impact happened yesterday.

A: Take this, you carb-counter!

[Hotaru]

Q: Pie? no thanks, it's the food of the devil.


A: :shock:

[Opium]

Q: Poutine? It's fries with cheese curd and gravy.



A: No, I'de rather watch "Gigli", which sounds like pulling teeth.

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you want to watch "Master of Disguise"?


A: It's a water retainer.

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Why is that thing in your mouth so wet?



A: Oh, that explains why you bought all the armadillos.

[Xeroc]

Q: They're part of my plan to take over the world!


A: It's an interesting idea, for sure!

[Opium]

Q: So I think I'll market plain old tap water as Deluxio Wassa de Bottlilia, make make millions, and take over the world.


A: Here's the place.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Where's the place?

A: Oh, well I'll be leaving then...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Well, we decided that we are going to talk about Anime today on IRC.

A: I think I will be leaving too.

[Rayinne]

Q: Hey, a huge meteor. In an unrelated matter, did I leave my stove on?

A: The sniper rifle.

[NAHTMMM]

Q: "The rifle"? Do you mean I should hand you the hunting rifle, the other hunting rifle, the sniper rifle, the hobby rifle, the other other hunting rifle, the Civil War rifle, the blaster rifle, the other blaster rifle, the phaser rifle...




A: No, I think someone has a patent on that too.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: You mean they have a patent on the pie? Rats. Well, how about I claim the Top Hat?

A: Well, that was unexpected

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Let's see who our visitors are. Wow, it's John and TopHatMan!




A: I admit there is a certain amount of resemblance in that respect. But it's still not a rip-off! Really!

[Xeroc]

Q: That logo looks just like the 5MV logo!


A: No one knows.

[Hotaru]

Q: When are the member titles coming back?


A: It's a pumpkin!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: WOW! An X-Box 53240652307465! Where'd this come from?

A: Err....Well...you see...TRANSFORMERS!

[Xeroc]

Q: What're those?


A: Fire!

[Opium]

Q: Sorry, what did you say? I was busy watching Harry Potter 3 in this busy theatre.

(really happened to me...only it was a false alarm, so we ignored it)


A: TopHatMan is MINE, MINE I tell you!

[Xeroc]

Q: So, who are you going to pick?


A: Not a chance. Seriously.

[Hotaru]

Q: Think John'll stay dead if I shoot him?


A: I'd rather have a Border Collie.

[Xeroc]

Q: Want a cat?


A: I'd keep that password secure.

[Hotaru]

Q: Want to know the password to my soul?


A: You might want to fix that.

[Xeroc]

Q: Hmmm... this acid seems to be eating through the table.


A: We must try it!

[Opium]

Q: What do you say to singing "YMCA" in the middle of the New York Hilton Hotel?


A: No, I'de rather...do something else. Anything else.

[Hotaru]

Q: Want to join me in watching CSI:NY?


A: I find that HIGHLY unbelievable.

[catalina_marina]

Q: Opium is gonna be thwapped by Zeke because of the picture.

A: Sign me up, dude!

[Hotaru]

Q: We're recruiting to turn Canada into the new Soviet Union! Want to join?


A: I think it's stuck.

[catalina_marina]

Q: So... Why are you strangling the puppy?

A: Sovjet Union... Alright, but release the puppy. :evil:

[Hotaru]

Q: Do you like puppies? Do you like the soviet union? If you answered yes to either question then I won't strangle this puppy, and you can join the communist party!


A: Canada is neat.

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you like Canada?


A: Butterscotch.

[Rayinne]

Q: What is this stuff you are dripping on me?

A: The distinguished competition certainly thinks so.

[Xeroc]

Q: I hear they're the best team here!



A: They play mean.

[Opium]

Q: What's up with the hockey players not playing each other?



A: Burt Reynolds.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Burt WHO?

A: Oooh! It's coming! It's -AHHH! OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN! EVERY MOMENT I LIVE IN IS FILLED WITH AGONY! Wait, it went right through me. :oops:

[Opium]

Q: Psst! Professor Morgenstern is glaring at you for sleeping in class...


A: Job listings.

[Xeroc]

Q: Where do you think I could find a "cushy" job?


A: Nailclipper.

[Hotaru]

Q: what's that sticking out of your eye?


A: Conservative.

[Opium]

Q: What party can I joke about without getting booed at the Save-The-Whales-Greenpeace-Adbusters-Peta-ACLU Joint Convention?



A: Before you go, take one.

[Scooter]

Q: What do you think I should do with these red and blue pills, Morpheus?


A: It smells like cheese in here.

[Hotaru]

Q: So what do you think of the house Porthos made?


A: Lost.

[Scooter]

Q: So what happened to the Democrats in the American elections, anyway?


A: Jolene Blalock.

[Hotaru]

Q: What's that whining noise?


A: Asleep on the floor.

[AKAArzosah]

Q: Where's my Goldfish?


A: Man, that looks serious. You should get that looked at.

[Xeroc]

Q: Ow, I think I lost a leg.


A: Post-it notes are handy.

[Scooter]

Q: With what should I record the mutterings of Jolene Blalock?


A: Ingenious!

[Xeroc]

Q: I know what we should do! Sell water in little bottles, we'll make millions!


A: NAHT'll never work.

[Opium]

Q: Does NAHTMMM have a job?


A: You won't be able to pull it out.