Answer --> Question game

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. In order to help distract yourself from the wafting aromas of Neelix's meals, who should you choose as your dining companions?

A. Vic Fontaine in "Steamboat Willie."[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the main attracation at this years DS9 Scotchtoberfest?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "I said bring me the Doctor, not the EMH you berk!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: After Voyager got home, where there were real doctors, what did Tuvok tell Janeway when she brought Voyager's EMH to help him?

A: Picard and Janeway's marriage[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What was voted by Trek fans as the second most improbable event that could take place between Janeway and any other character from any of the series?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: His brain imploded.


(The most improbable, by the way, was Janeway commenting to Jadzia Dax on how much she likes Neelix's "coffee".)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened when Neelix tried to comprehend "The Joy of Cooking" and make some yummy meals?






A: Crusher and Picard eating ice cream on a balmy evening in Whistler.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Seeing as how Trek is produced in Los Angeles by Americans, what location shoot will we never ever see?

A: A 40 year old Bulgarian.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you age a teenaged Bulgarian by 25 years?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A Nokia 7250[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Taya pining for?

A: 8 hours of sleep.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you watch 8 episodes of Enterprise back-to-back?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] +++ Out of Cheese Error +++ MELON MELON MELON +++ Redo from Start +++



p.s. sa'ar-- don't worry, I got one last night :) paid through nose for it though...[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Hex, what's 42 divided by 0?

A. It goes without saying.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think Zeke will always be late?

A: Any Sci-fi show. Take your pick.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Name a series besides [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0] that has had continuity problems at one point or another.


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "Just becuase he has a spade in his head doesn't mean you should just assume his name is Doug!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, isn't that the guy who dug...

A: Slightly damp.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So Costume Lady, in what condition to I give costumes back to actors I dont like so the costumes wont rinkle?



A: Better than Sims on a stick.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How good is Civ on a log?

A: The throbbing pain behind my eyes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the result of watching Battlefield Earth?

A: The Great Spaghetti-O Race[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What would make for the oddest looking borg ever if assimilated?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because I hate it! HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:After trying some new coffee that Neelix made, what did Janeway finally tell him after 7 years?

A: "You want me to fly this ship where?"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Statistically what is the most frequently asked question by helmsmen under the command of Janeway?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: It's secretly owned by Microsoft.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why does the company that builds starships install 40,000 volt exploding panels in all consoles?

A: Tetramethylammonium hydroxide.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What, according to the Vulcan Science Directorate, is the cause of technobabblefobia?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] If this were a klingon ship, I would kill you where you stand for asking that question![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:How am I suppose to do that Captain Janeway?

A: A deck of cards[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does a prosperous yuppy add on to his house of cards?

A: Blue Danube[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Okay, what is either a place in Germany, or a race of people on TOS that is really brilliant despite walking around nearly naked?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the motto of the Morn fan club?

A: On Blueberry Hill[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. On which street do the Deans live?

A. A bucketful of chowder.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get if you dump Neelix in starch and then grind him up?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] That's not funny, captain![/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Hey you! Nameless crewman. What do you get when you cross a sandbeast with a redshirt?

A. Hey look, sea turtles.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I wonder what's Neelix keeps in this part of his pantry?



A: "If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will turn into a furry pink cooing tribble."[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Malcolm, what did that gypsy tell Archer to make him so excited about his upcoming trip?

A. "No charge--it's free."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What four words will you never hear when registering at university?

A: Tuxedo Junction[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where did Glenn Miller go for all his formal attire?

A: "No, it's always been blonde."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What will you never hear a Klingon say?

A: "Captain, we must go find Nemo"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What was the first thing Barclay said after being transported to sickbay for concussion from the holodeck where he had been in a [i:post_uid0]20,000 Leagues Under the Sea[/i:post_uid0] program?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "Oh, that looks very interesting. I wonder what it does."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What were the last words Ensign Pokeyfingers (Epitaph: Curiosity killed the crewman)

A: Old Man River.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: What is the second to last common words you will hear a redshirt say before "AHHHHHHH!!!"?</s> (Sa'ar beat me to it)

Q: What is Chakotay's favorite hidding place?

A: "Has this cave been following us home?"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What words uttered by your child should prompt you to summon Cohen the Barbarian for a good round of troll-bashing?

A. Goblin: The Splattering.

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[quote:post_uid0]Q: What four words will you never hear when registering at university?[/quote:post_uid0]

Actually, since you bring this up... I'm pleased to announce that Hebrew University informed me today that I get a scholarship covering my first year's tuition! Woot! :D

Now if only the army doesn't make any problems that'll keep me from enjoying it... And university, for that matter...[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's an Uruk's second favourite game, behind Dwarf-Tossing?

A: Three Talmudic scholars in a rowboat.[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: OK, tell me a joke settup I [i:post_uid0]haven't[/i:post_uid0] heard before.

A: Potatos are purple, but I like peas.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]((that's strange, my Answer wasnt on my last post. Sorry))


Q: So what happens if she sits among the Cabbages and Peas?


A:It's Days of Our Lives meets First Contact.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Chakotay, I heard that Mr. Paris has written a new holodeck program. What's it like?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Butt-ugly Martians[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What aliens will you never ever see on Star Trek?

A. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Who were the last winners of the Galactic Monthly's The Universe's Sexiest Couple Contest?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The One Onion Ring[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q.What did Sauron order in the Wendy's drive-thru?

A. He thought it was a Frisbee.[/color:post_uid0]

[MPQ]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did Q throw the Enterprise into the Delta Quadrant?

A: Soon ain't what it used to be.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you say when Zeke says he'll write a fiver soon?

A: a large, purple lollipop[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What makes Janeway Happy, besides coffee?

A: The Yellow Brick Road[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the most important thing that the production of "Wizard Of Oz" I was in didnt have?




A:Zounds! I call it a Dinkie Hoe Hoe![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the strangest Shakespearean line you'll ever not hear?

A: Bah weep grah nah weep nini bong.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Johnatan! You'll get your Chakotay action figure back when you start speaking English again.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I can hear you, you know...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0]"Has no-one told you she's not breathing--hello"



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Skinnamarinky dinky dink, skinnamarinky doooo![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Name a phrase that PHJ has gotten strange looks for for singing in the middle of the street.


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: The northern continent of twelth moon of the fifth planet of the Splerial Alpha system.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where did the Tribbles originally come from, before they magically teleported to Qo'nos to make sure they got exterminated by the Klingons?

A: They came back to demonstrate their fury.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What would have been the plot to the cancelled TOS movie with Khan's family and friends?

A: Murder mysteries that make sense, but not to Tuvok[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is Agatha Christie known for writing?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: They were eaten alive by the mutant midges.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What [u:post_uid0]really[/u:post_uid0] happened to the people of Terra Nova?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] 4,334,991,002.593411011[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: [i:post_uid0]Guys and Dolls[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you call a musical featuring Guy Lafleur and Dolly Parton imperonators (besides 'horrible')?

A: He had it comin'.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] You shot Soval, didn't you John?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Is that a trick question?[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the usual reply to the question "What's small, purple, has two dozen legs and is crawling up your left arm?" when they're in Phlox's sickbay?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: The Grand High Exalted Green One.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is, according to some thingie from the future, the real identity of the evil future guy?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Can't tell you. Temporal prime directive.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. But Zeke, how soon is "soon"?

A. Well, that's what can happen when a short-sighted madman bent on revenge mistakes an oak sapling for his hated adversary.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Why did Chokotay have sudden pains in his a**?</s>

Oops, look below[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did Chokotay have sudden pains in his a**?

A: Cooking marshmellows with the warp core[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What was the real cause for Voyager to crash in the episode [i:post_uid0]Timeless.[/i:post_uid0]

A. Pea porridge hot, pea porridge cold, pea porridge in a pot five days old.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What has often been joked by the crew of the [i:post_uid0]Voyager[/i:post_uid0] as being the extent of Neelix's cooking repetiore?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "He turned into a monke-" *BAM*[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. "Tell me," said Q, "Did you see what happened to your friend over there, when [i:post_uid0]he[/i:post_uid0] told me I looked bad in this suit?"

A. He had to fill out Form 2742A, "Amphibious Lifeforms Filing Postmortally."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the second most dreaded torture after the Chest Implosion?

A: The water won't evaporate.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What happens to water when you [u:post_uid0]don't[/u:post_uid0] heat it?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Haha, don't you just hate it when that happens?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Are you all confused, lost, and dont know where you parked your car?

A: Blame the Borg[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who put pink bows in Nelix's hair!?

A. A tennis ball.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the one object on Earth that no-one has used as a murder weapon on Columbo, Murder She Wrote, Law and Order, or in Agatha Christie books?





A:Prune juice and Tickle Me Tribble


((Agatha Christie rules. Some other writers drool. Some dont. Some also rule))[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Name two characters from Lloyd Webber's latest musical.


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "Ich bien ein Saskatchewaner."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you say "I am a field of wheat" in mock-German?

A: And all that jazz.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:How do you summarize what Torres talks about Technobabble?

A:The dreams of a holographic doctor[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Um,Five, six and seven of Nine, Torres and her twin Gemini, Janeway and Janisroad, Oprah and only being able to speak in Opera everywhere...What on VOYAGER is this program?


A: A cat in a big floppy hat.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's on the mat?

A: A large, purple octopus[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's Dr. Phlox's recommended cure for a headache?

A. One of Neelix's dinners.

(hah! I flipped the Neelix Q&As! :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What tastes like nothing at first, but like smelly feet with a lot of red pepper when you swallow it?

A: Oh, just the worst apocalypse ever.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you call the Apocalypse where three of the four Horsemen get their horses stolen while they're in the pub, and the seas turn to ketchup, and there's a rain of frog?

A: He can't play a note unless the bass and guitar are playing with him.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is Hotblack Desatio's one completely inexplicable foible?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: He changed his name to Zutroy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did Aragorn do when he found out he was really 87 years old?

A. Rabbit Stew with po-tay-toes.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What scene was dropped from the first [i:post_uid0]Austin Powers[/i:post_uid0] film in favour of the one involving 'lemon sher-bert'?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A barrel of fish.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the best meal Neelix ever made?
Damn.

Q: What did Odo turn into when Quark tried to steal some junk from the cargobay?

A: A rope-dancer.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What term describes Callista Flockheart grooving on the dance floor?

A: False.[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: True or False?

A: The Cha-Cha.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]dim A, B, X as boolean

A = (Archer kicks ass)
B = (Porthos != chilli)

X = (A or B)

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the value of X?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Haha! Yes, I guess you're right. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Archer, did you know that you're a brainless, dimwit moron with the intelligence of a tube worm?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] "If it makes me happy, it can't be that baaa-a-a-aaad...."[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh please, don't sing. I hate it when you sing.

A:It wasn't me.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Okay, WHO FARTED?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sometimes. Not always, but sometimes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do I absulutly love Our Lady Peace, or do I just really like them?



A: Worf's the "Elevator Inspection Unit".[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] "How can you see into my eyes/ Like open doors?"



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Q asked: "But Janeway/Picard/Riker/Sisko why wont you be friends with me? Please? Pretty please with a galatic cherry on top?"



A: Because it's sick.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I can't bring Porthos to the 'bring your own food'-party? Why?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because you smell.

(I see Saxamaphone beat me like 8 posts ago, with the false thing. Sorry I didn't edit, I didn't see it. ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why won't you talk to me, T'Pol?

A: Three pigs in a row shalalalalo![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When you line up pigs and sing, what do you get?




A:Calculator and fishsticks.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What would the Hoshi 'bad japanese-to-english' translation of "counting the fishing rods" be?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Spink County, South Dakota.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Where does Travis go when he's not getting screen time to get drunk and wallow in self pitty?

A. Litterings of Dental Hygiene notes spread all over the living room floor.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is a sure sign of Celeste going through finals?

A. They would declare war on Bahrain just for fun, but they don't even know where it is.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is a good sign your president is George Bush?

A: "All man, not another nebula"[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the drummer of the Allman Brothers Band say about the band's new album cover?

A: Mouth cramps.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does a dental hygienst give their patients if they won't stop talking?

A. Happy Fathers Day!![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Which annual even does PHJ [i:post_uid0]always[/i:post_uid0] forget?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Infinity minus one.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are the odds against Zeke's 'soon' meaning 'in less than ten days'?

A: Not bloody likely.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Can I have a million dollars?

A. One plus one, plue one plus two.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many shots were fired in that gun?

A: All weekend in a tent.[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many shots were fired in that gun?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Quite right Mr. Green.

Q: What's the local for the latest FOX reality show.

A: Ham Sandwich[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] "Here's the latest casuality of an away mission, Mr Neelix. What do you think you can do with it?"


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A banana ice-cream topped sweet crepe[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What exciting new villian will be showing up soon to tempt Seven of Nine to her doom?

A. Harvey the Wonder Hamster.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What was the result of the first geneticly enhanced suliban prototype?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A phonecall would do it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the best way to raise my phone bill?

A: But it won't work.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Have you heard about my marvelous plan for...


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: It's made of sapient pearwood.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Wow, your Chakotay action figure is cool!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You mean 'crybaby', don't you?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mayweather, it's that you dont have a right to complain, but...



A: It's a duck! It's a buck! It's a...truck![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: But just what is it?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: He ate all the pies.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Why does Zeke always move so slowly?

A. Because otherwise I'd be late to the double-enchilada cooking contest, ja![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Vhy are you running and not valking, ja?



A: Swimming in the gene pool[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where is the last place you want a one-toothed, six-toed banjo-playing hillbilly to be?

A: He says he doesn't like you.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hoshi, what did he say?

A: Parallel Parking in a Parallel Universe[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did ensign Ro Laren get arrested for [i:post_uid0]this time[/i:post_uid0]?

A: It isn't chocolate.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Ew.. Why does this chocolate milk taste so healthy and ... non-sweet. And why is it white?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Green, 546, 07:00 or Tuesday. Take your pick.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are the new car models by HyunDAY and ChevorDAY?



A: Glass of Goldmember Select.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: And what would you like to drink, sir?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: The GSV [i:post_uid0]Sucks To Be You[/i:post_uid0].[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Name one song that makes you think you suck.

A: Sorry, no intelligent life here Janeway[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Computer, is there any inteligent life in the room in which I am standing right now?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] 10 seconds, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 SECOND! Brace for impact![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Computer, how long until we hit that black hole?

A: Only on [i:post_uid0]Charmed[/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Do non-vampire characters repeatedly turn bad and do evil stuff on a regular basis?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Maximillian, the Rust Red Robot.


[quote:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: The GSV [i:post_uid0]Sucks To Be You[/i:post_uid0].[/quote:post_uid0]

You lot are so unCultured.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What becomes of Maximilian the Gleaming Chrome Android if you forget to oil him?

A: The Arrogant Worms[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the next Boy Band?

A. A fig tree that grows pears.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Chakotay, tell me a story to help explain the situation

A: "Tom, activate the Omega 13"[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does Janeway say every time she makes a dumb move playing against Tuvok?

A. Hmmm...a shiny new fiver or a Smiting from the Hammer, that's a tough choice. --No, really, I was kidding, don't hit me, please do--AAAGH![/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Indication of bitter, painful doom if NAHT persists referring to Topic Title. Polite yet firm suggestion that he concentrate on fivers, them being the actual focus of this site. Backing up of argument with display of Hammer of Smiting.

A. Well, why not?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I crush the Enterprise set, set fire to vintage Star Trek memorabilia, and ask why Work looks differnt than TOS Klingons, and also restart ds9 for another 10 seasons, because it's my fave one?





A: Question me, answer to me.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Kosh, what's six times seven?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Gee, I never knew that.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Torres: Tom, did you know I love you?

A: "Oh, its one of those episodes."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is it that the transporter broken, the holodeck malfunctioning, a mysterious virus is ravaging the ship and shuttles are crashing left right and centre?

A: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what is the next Orlando Bloom film called? I know they changed it from Pirates of the Caribean because it was filmed in a hay field...



A:Aw, my birthday, my special, special birthday in 39 minutes.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the best thing that will happen to you in the next hour?

A: Which one?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What, someone's stealing a shuttle? It isn't that evil alien bent on mayhem that we foolishly allowed onboard the ship, is it?

A. Because I'm just weird that way.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why won't you walk around on street in a dress?

A: It's poisoned.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] [i:post_uid0]Archer:[/i:post_uid0] And why, exactly, can't I eat this pie? Is it because I blew up the impulse engine? That was a mistake, I just tripped a control. You bloody Vulcans! Why won't you let me eat the pie?! Aaarrgh!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I do?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you realized, dear sir, that you have the obnoxious tendancy to ask extremely lengthy and complex question, thereby completely confusing, and perhaps even annoying, any incidental onlookers?

A: No, that's a fire hydrant.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Oh no! My dog just went to the bathroom on the yellow bald guy!

A. A woodland forest.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Oh, my god! It is a red, round-headed Martian ambassador, come to greet us, and - what? What's that dog-- aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!

A. Quintuple question marks.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do I look so haggard?

A: Non Sequitur[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:In what episode did Ensign Kim wish he was back on Voyager instead of being home?

A: To Q or not to Q[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the question?

A: Never mind.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Barclay, can you repeat that last question, I dont know what you are talking about. Voyager is lost in the Delta Quadrant?

A: He was a good fellow, but that exploding console got the best of him.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did you think of the redshirt, Kirk?

A: Never, I tell you. NEVER![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What would have been the likely response of any [i:post_uid0]Voyager[/i:post_uid0] had you asked them about the possibility of C/7 [i:post_uid0]before[/i:post_uid0] they'd seen the end of season seven?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Alice stuffed his entire body into one shirt-sleeve.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Whatever happened to Mr Garibaldi?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Frankly, my dear diary, I don't give a damn.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was really written at the end of Anne Frank's Diary?

A: The woman of your dreams is actually your mom in an alternate universe that you are stuck in.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What do you get when you cross Oedipus with "Non Sequitur"?

A. Do I really do that?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Picard, did you know you talk with a British accent, yet supposedly speak French and are indeed from France?





A: Scooby Doo, you are new![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did someone say at the Cartoon Hall of Fame meeting last week?

A: Tom, go to warp in reverse on my mark![/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does Janeway use as a backup plan if the self destruct system doesn't work.

A. 101 Dalmations.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What movie do you make if you realize you are in desperate need of a live-action hit, because your animation department isn't doing so well?



A: Pot in a pan.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What did Neelix name his latest cooking disaster?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Die! DIE NOW![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. what did katy jane say to the 271st person to ask about the harry potter book (we had 270 of them)

A. Curses! foiled again![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the Hershey's Kiss say when it was returned to shackles of bondage?

A: A fouled Sprits'l.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: A WHAT?

A: The truth is out there.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Kosh, what do you mean I'm not ready for the Truth?



[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Happy, shalalala, it's so nice to be happy, shalalala...[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Why are you dancing... throwing flowers... NAKED!

A. How Should I Know![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Are you in full grasp of your sanity, Captain?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Stop asking stupid questions, will you![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. If a Chicken and a duck had a baby would it be called a chuck or a dick.

A. a fire breathing chicken
(yes i bought one of the 270 copies of the hp book.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We're in a farmyard. What could the DM possibly throw at us?

A: Ask a silly person, get a silly answer.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. When that clown told me his greatest inspiration was the female incarnation of Spot - do you think he was kidding?

A. Only if you served him tea first.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Do you think Captain Picard will really do an impression of Bozo the Clown for my birthday party?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Be a good girl and go ask your mother.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Dad, what's a Harry Johnson?




A: I dont care, just dont touch the car.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My bike was crushed by a truck again. Could I borrow yours for a couple of weeks?

A: Not a good one.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Bwahaha! :lol: Why aren't you laughing? I made a joke!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Large quantities of H20 seem to be progressing swiftly with a downwards motion from the upper atmosphere onto the outer layer of the earths crust.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the weather like out there?

A: Raindrops keep falling on my knee.[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the Kneebonia Propoganda Ministry change the title of B.J. Thomas' popular song to?

A: TROGDOR!!![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Just what the spluck is that THING attacking that peasant village over there?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Greta Garbo on speed.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What happned here?



A. by the footprints in the butter[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How can you tell a frog's been in your fridge?

A: Inconsiderate gomers who lock me out of my own home by throwing the deadbolt.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q. How can you tell when NAHTMMM has been [b:post_uid0]fly[/b:post_uid0]ing around in your fridge again?</s>

Q. Who are you blaming your tardiness on [i:post_uid0]this[/i:post_uid0] time, Sa'ar?

A. Only five days? That's disturbingly fast.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:How long did it take Voyager to get home in the alternate universe? (HAHAHA, didnt go for the obvious one)

A: "Ok, who swiched my coffee to decaf?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is the ONE question you never, never ever want Janeway to ask you?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A rubber mask in the likeness of Osama bin Laden.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the worst costume for Halloween?

A: "Hold on, we are about to turn the ship upside down."[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Am I interrupting you guys at a bad time?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sorry, my brain is fried.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is a sign you are on drugs?

A: "I think we hit something, Captain. Want me to turn around to see if it was a deer?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Should I ask why our bonnet just flew off when we passed that tree back there?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Delenn, Delenn, Delenn!

(I DID say my brain was fried. :runs:)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: <thud> "D'oh! Â A deer! Â A female deer!

*muttermuttermutter*

Q: Who's so nice they named her thrice?

A: My old man said follow the van.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Sa'ar, why do you have those tyre marks all over your body?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I believe I can fly![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q:Just why are we following the van?</s>

Q: Why did you just jump off the ship?

A: Oh oh, a hologram is actually eating Neelix's food, and loves it too.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What were Peter Pan's tragic last words before his death at age 30?

*grumblegrumblegrumble*
Cut that out!

Q: What's a sure sign you're reading a sub-standard Trek novel?

A: TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOR![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: Is it true that the Doctor's the latest fan of Neelix's tribble lagsana?</s>

*muttermumblemuttermumble*

Q: Who is responsible for this MESS?!



A: Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.


[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: Who's so nice they named her thrice?[/quote:post_uid0]


:howls: SA'AAAAAAR![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Aragorn: "Um, Gandalf, I know you are powerful and stuff, but, well, I was wondering if I could take your staff/wand, and play a little "trick" on Legolas so he's thinks he an ugly duckling?"



A: "And Hoshi, here is your new telecommunicatins device. It's called a phonograph."[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What would be an example of Hoshi's nightmares?

A: "The ready room needed to be redecorated anyway"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the one reaction that Janeway would never have on discovering that Neelix had taken it upon himeslf to make-over the ready room?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]:"How many time do I have to tell you: don't annoy the Federation!"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the borg queen say to her drones when she lost [i:post_uid0]another[/i:post_uid0] five ships to Voyager?

A: If we use a wormhole to link up the Delta Quadrant with that other universe, we could easily get new technology which would alter the nature of our existence.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Famous Last Words #4987

A: Can't sing. Can't act. Dances a little.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does it say on Robert Beltran's resume? (you guys are rubbing off on me i actualy like Chakotay.)


A. What can i say, theres a lot you can do with glass of coke a cola and a hammer of smitteing.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Andy, how ever did you manage to get Zeke to publish your Niner Fivers?

A. Eight if they're skinny, and four if they're fat.


[quote:post_uid0]Can't sing. Â Can't act. Â Dances a little.[/quote:post_uid0]

If I'm not mistaken, that's a quotation from a talent evaluater-type person describing a young Fred Astaire.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. How many clowns can you fit in Jeffrey's tube 47a on voyager?

A. Its not the Koi you have to worry about, but the man eating cattails are a real bugger.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's so bad about Cardassian fish soup?

A: No, no, I'm alright. It's just a fleshwound. Ignore the fangs.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Nan, Do you want to go to the doctor for those two puncture marks in your neck?

A: Termite Soup with a side of Garden Steak[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's Neelix's Next Special of the day, besides Ratloaf and Angorian Hair Noodles?



A:Probably woody or yummy, but it is a book.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Anyone here know what Oliver Twist tastes like?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oy gevalt! What in the world-?![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you seen my intergalactic space ship? I must be off to fight the retirees of the assisted living nebula.


A: I put it in an envelope, gave it a first class stamp and shipped it off to mars, of course.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You know how I told you to stick that where the sun don't shine...? Â Where is it?

A: The Walking Tree of Nigeria

Edit loooooong after the fact: Why didn't anyone point out that I typed "son" and not "sun"?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What role did Treebeard play when he decided to get a summer job?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you eat in a bread and condiment factory?

A: I think it's a comet about to collide with the Earth and doom all life. So, lunch?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey look! I've picked up something on my scope! What do you think it is? Hmm... I'm hungry....


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Not if you want to live long enough to watch tomorrow's sun rise.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can I please press this red button?

A: Captain, there must be a glich in the matrix?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Was it me, or did Chakotay actually say something intelligent?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Help! Help! Help![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What would you do if chose to tickle you to death as your torture?

A: Captain, I think we ran into the edge of the matrix, or maybe just some weird anomaly.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Whoa... did you just see that? My coffee cup is executing triple somersaults! Ensign, why is this happening?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] "I just can't get you out of my heaaaad!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the crazy Borg drone say?

A: If they did that, then Borg vessels would look like donuts[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why won't the Borg assimilate Simpsons characters?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] WHOO HOO![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the name of the Saxon archeological site near Sutton Hoo that nobody can remember the name of?

A: "Oops I Farted Again"[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: so have you heard? neelix Broke both his arms in five palces, the doctor says he may never cook again.</s>

Q:Why is the EPS manifold about to explode

A: you could just plaster it with post-it notes.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the one song you never, never want to hear Phlox singing?</s>

*muttermumblemuttermumble*

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Argh! I've killed Wesley by accident! Help, I've got to hide his body so Beverly can't find it! What should I do?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Beatlemania is back![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: W...whats that noise?


A: no, but if you behave you can have some pudding.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Can I blow up a Borg vessel Mommy? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Talia Winters, Spock's pet goldfish, marries Jean-Luc Picard to spite John Sheridan.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: whats the top story tonight on UFPO network news?


A: Delete it! Delete it now![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Dear Strong Bad. How do you type with boxing gloves on?

A: How did I get Thursday from Meatloaf?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you mean were going to have thrusday for dinner tonight?

A: I dont care as long as i have my stuffed targ[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Martok, you wouldn't mind if we saved the broiled heart of gagh for tomorrow's banquet, would you?

A. An elephant with a pegleg.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You accidentally injected yourself with that psychotropic, eh, Mr. Paris? What did you see?

A: Captain, my Pon farr is approaching, and if you do not stop calling me "Mr. Pointy," I will be unable to prevent myself from getting Laurence Fishburne on your ass... [i:post_uid0]Sir[/i:post_uid0].

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: Dear Strong Bad. Â How do you type with boxing gloves on?[/quote:post_uid0]

*cackle*[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]q: So hows it hanging Mr. Pointy?


A: If you wash out the glass after words they don't realy care.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When should a bartender wash the glasses?

A: If they did that, the Borg would say "You will be pied" instead.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why don't the borg assimilate 5MV?

A: Just climb the tree already![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Now should i start with this branch then to to that branch and that branch and then that branch or should i...


A. I told you i was having trouble with tribbles[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Katy's milk was stolen? How did [i:post_uid0]that[/i:post_uid0] happen?

A. "We needed something to go with the pie and cookies we stole from her."[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. and why did you use the tribbles to steal katy's milk?
:D

A. perhaps if you would step back i would be able to stun it with my phaser.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Mr. Spock, the hideously evil alien is attacking Captain Kirk! Why aren't you doing anything?

A. Of course not. On an unrelated subject, have you ever noticed that "tribble" can be rearranged to spell "rib belt"?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ensign NAHTMMM, Have you been playing with your anagramizer insted of watching for borg attacks again?

A. Get me my compression phaser rifle! We're going hunting![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, our sensors indicate that this planet is inhabited by animals with coffee for blood.

A: Wesley Crusher swearing.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened here. We must solve this mystery. What sound could possibly be so horrible that it would cause the population of an entire world to commit mass suicide?


A. Oh thats just my new friend ZzZzooolaxxxxxxxxxxx.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Commander Jane, who [i:post_uid0]is[/i:post_uid0] this man and why is he hypnotizing you?

A. He's still mad about getting walloped by a Talaxian in a fistfight.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did Tom take the shuttle and break Warp 10?

A: Captain, there is a planet up ahead with millions of starbucks.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Lord Vader, I'm in a destructive mood. Find me something to blow up.

A: An orcish pincushion[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's that dead elf with all those skinny swords stuck in him?



A: Gimli, you're not as hot as Legolas, get over it![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, im soooo sexy. I am hotter than Legolas? Am I right?

A: Red Alert, Starbucks are multiplying at an emormous rate!! Janeway should be here soon. She is our only hope.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, Neo, when did you first begin to notice signs of a Starbucks obsession?

A: Not da mama![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you know that the mother in "Stereotype High School" was a stereotype?



A: You What to the WHAT in the WWHHAATT?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: (over the intercom) Guess what I did today? I ..t...d a huge ......er......in the gra.... .......!!

A: When that happens, Charlie's Angels will get their own spaceship.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Legolas say about trying to find a person to match his looks?

A: Microsoft Office Assistant, Version 868.3[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was guaranteed by Mickey$oft to be "Absolutely 100% bug free, no, we really mean it this time, we're positively sure, really."

A: An antibacterial flamethrower.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you call soap in an spray can?

A: Charlie's Angels vs. The Hulk[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you pit the crews of Voyager and the Enterprise against each other?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You know, I REALLY don't want to know about it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: This one time, at band camp, Wesley and Jake kinda did this thing really dirty thing...


A: It's not my concern until next week![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you realize he's going to kill us all one by one?

A: Shut up and turn up the heat![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the normal Klingon approach to diplomacy?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: It got to No.47 in the charts.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you ever hear the Borgy Boogie?

A: Picnics are a perfectly legitimate means of settling disputes.

Interesting note: Nan noticed a 47 occurance in one of the Indiana Jones movies...as well as Club Obi-Wan.

At least, I think it was an IJ movie. Nan, what else did we watch, aside from commercials and unfunny SNL?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is definitely [b:post_uid0]NOT[/b:post_uid0] the normal Klingon approach to diplomacy? Â :D

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A poodle on a stick.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: (reading the signs at the state fairgrounds) Pickle on a stick, Porkchop on a stick, deepfried candy bar on a stick... what will they think of next.


A: Well at first i thought he said "I want to drink your blood." then i relized he just said "what did you think of the flood."[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh, my gosh, like, you met James Marsters in Vancouver during a rainfall? What did he say?



A: Over the hill, down the cliff, and under the Waterfall of DOOM.[/color:post_uid0]