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Q: Who shot the Sheriff?
A: No, over 3 weeks ago.
Chancellor Valium
05-19-2006, 09:38 AM
Q: It was just last week we met, wasn't it?
A: Ask Yarlan Zey!
NeoMatrix
05-22-2006, 09:42 PM
Q: I keep seeing this statue in my dreams and in Diaspar, do you know who it represents?
A: You can find the answer you seek in this 300 page book. Good luck!
e of pi
05-22-2006, 11:36 PM
Q: What's an index?
A: Because you're a nerd.
Opium
05-23-2006, 08:26 PM
Q: Why are you answering my question?
A: Werd.
Lostoyannaya
05-28-2006, 08:54 AM
Q: Nerd?
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A: Blame the Tholians. They can't talk back.
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
05-28-2006, 04:51 PM
Q: Why did Mr. Leslie (http://hometown.aol.com/Led4acs/LeslieArchives.html) never show up in Next Gen as an admiral?
A: Arggh! I'm shot!
Chancellor Valium
05-28-2006, 11:41 PM
Q: Are you a partridge?
A: Ummm....The Jester?
Lostoyannaya
05-29-2006, 08:28 AM
Q: Quick, who do these playing cards belong to?
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A: Never, ever, ever, ever let him do that again.
~~Lostoyannaya
Chancellor Valium
05-29-2006, 12:13 PM
Q: Do you like what Yarlan Zey did with my garden?
A: Ruddy Diasparans again!
Lostoyannaya
05-29-2006, 12:48 PM
Q: Can I have something for this bad stomach ache?
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A: Soon.
~~Lostoyannaya
Q: When will I find out what's happened to Jack Bauer! And Dr House!
And don't you say 'Soon'!
A: It just floated off....
Lostoyannaya
05-30-2006, 08:11 AM
Q: Droxine, where has cloud city got to?
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A: Maybe you'd like to step inside and say that again.
~~Lostoyannaya
e of pi
05-30-2006, 08:44 AM
Q: Mglflanxaslsloan?
A: Die! Die! Die!
Lostoyannaya
05-30-2006, 11:18 AM
Q: My, my...you seem angry today?
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A: Kinder eggs.
~~Lostoyannaya
Q: I want Chocolate, a toy and a surprise! What can I have?
A: For One Thousand Years!
Lostoyannaya
05-30-2006, 06:43 PM
Q: How long did the Hundred Years War last for?
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A: BWAHAHAHAA!
~~Lostoyannaya
NeoMatrix
06-01-2006, 11:45 AM
Q: Welcome to Evil Scientist class. Today we will learn how to laugh evilly. Would someone like to demostrate?
A: Nobody can do it better than Zuke
Chancellor Valium
06-01-2006, 04:13 PM
Q: #Nobody does it better#...Do they?
A: The fiendish brilliance of this enterprisingly devilish plan is matched only by the grandiloquent ridiculousness of this sentence!
Q: So Dr. Evil, wanna go get a beer tonight?
A: ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!
Opium
06-01-2006, 09:00 PM
Q: How long do we have to wait for a new episode of Six Feet Under?
A: Star Trek: The Courtroom Drama
Q:Ok...I'm seeing 'The Next Gen'.....mixed with 'Judge Judy'...But we need a name.....
A: Going Loco down in Akapoko, sir.
Lostoyannaya
06-02-2006, 07:33 PM
Q: Where is Kylie now?
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A: The Doctor did it.
~~Lostoyannaya
Lostoyannaya
06-02-2006, 07:33 PM
Q: Where is Kylie now?
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A: The Doctor did it.
~~Lostoyannaya
Q: Who put us in this repeating time loop?
A: No, the cow saved us.
e of pi
06-03-2006, 02:08 AM
Q: Sir! Are we still about to die?
A: HUh?
Q: Did you know?! Today is national 'Give me £10 day!'
A: Is that the best you can do?
Chancellor Valium
06-18-2006, 02:03 PM
Q: Did you hear about my winning third place in the Sector Championships Swoop Racing?
A: The long, dark teatime of the soul.
NeoMatrix
06-21-2006, 04:58 PM
Q: This is no time for tea! Um, where are we anyway?
A: Another evil plan spoiled
Chancellor Valium
06-21-2006, 06:29 PM
Q: I heard that someone let you Blancmange Of Doom go off...?
A: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! :D
KillerGodMan
07-07-2006, 12:23 PM
Q: Old Man Valium is the Fiver Kingdom Ghost?
A: That, my friend, is real music
NeoMatrix
07-11-2006, 11:48 PM
Q: Don't you get tired of the leaky water faucet?
A: BTW, your ex wife just took the last slice of cheesecake.
KillerGodMan
07-14-2006, 02:05 AM
Q: AHHH! LIFE HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED!
A: That is because you are a moron
e of pi
07-14-2006, 02:28 AM
Q: y r u mocking us postez on the ScFi Network forumz?
A: its you who r mor0ns
Opium
07-15-2006, 11:50 AM
Q: No,I'm not lying or being "stoopid". William Shatner has in fact had classical Shakespearan training, which has influenced his many characters, allowing him the ability to both act in a scene and outside of it at the same...
A: He asked. I answered. He cried. There's nothing more to it than that.
Chancellor Valium
07-15-2006, 03:24 PM
Q: So what happened when you BRUTALLY AXE-MURDERED THE NIMON?
A: Can't stop, busy laughing at sci-fi forum posters...
Hejira
07-18-2006, 07:41 AM
Q: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
A: Maybe you should have read the internet first.
A person
07-19-2006, 04:12 AM
Q: Who is A Person?
A: Eat some cheese
Hejira
07-19-2006, 11:55 AM
Q: I wanna eat some cheese...
A: Good for you! Freak...
e of pi
07-19-2006, 11:19 PM
Q: Y r you're transcripts rong? i had red this site, butt i just noticed that their not the rite lines.
A: Hey! You're back!
Chancellor Valium
07-20-2006, 11:31 PM
Q: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's VOGEL!
A: Make it triple!
Q: Deanna? You're having another Chocolate Sundae?
A: Oh Monsieur! You are funny!
Chancellor Valium
08-03-2006, 11:38 PM
Q: More? Sod off, I'm full!
A: Quick! Check the angular vector of the moon!
NeoMatrix
08-04-2006, 10:49 PM
Q: Oh no! the 47th decimal value of pi just changed! What should we do?
A: Fire at will! No wait, scratch that idea.
Chancellor Valium
08-04-2006, 11:37 PM
Q: Will you destroy this...Earth, my lord?
A: Pathetic Earthlings!
Q: Isn't that one of our fighters loaded with a Nuke docking on our Mothership? Who's on it?
A: Three then two.
Chancellor Valium
08-04-2007, 09:34 PM
Q: What is the sequential redaction of -1?
A: It wasn't me - it was Karl!
NeoMatrix
08-24-2007, 06:38 AM
Q: Was it you that brought back a dead topic on it's one year death anniversary?
A: Sorry, I only wanted a better view
AKAArzosah
08-24-2007, 10:14 AM
Q: How can you possibly justify knocking down three children and someone in a wheelchair and then standing on a woman's head at the P!NK concert?
A: Notmyfaultthatlemonademakesthespacebarnotwork!Blam eSchweppes!
PS: ~~~There is no space!~~~
Chancellor Valium
08-24-2007, 04:33 PM
Q: Why does the space bar not work? Is it your fault?
A: A suffusion of yellow.
Q:What do you mean I shouldn't eat the snow? What makes you say that?
A:Very blue, with things hanging off either side.
Chancellor Valium
11-10-2007, 04:04 PM
Q: So what exactly do the Xindi look like?
A: Yes. We call it 'diplomacy'.
NeoMatrix
06-15-2008, 04:00 PM
Q: Are you willing to risk killing this thread over a stupid Data joke?
A: I'm sorry, I don't think we have one of those on this ship.
Chancellor Valium
06-15-2008, 04:26 PM
Q: Is there a toilet I could use?
A: You know, that really isn't funny.
PointyHairedJedi
06-16-2008, 08:01 PM
Q: Why did no-one laugh when I blew up that orphanage just now?
A: "Dead! Dead! And never called me mother!"
Chancellor Valium
06-17-2008, 08:59 PM
Q: And how are you enjoying your afterlife, Mr. Douglas-Home?
A: You've never had it so good!
PointyHairedJedi
06-17-2008, 10:40 PM
Q: Hey! Hey hey hey! Why are you hacking me to death with that axe?
A: Because the first one didn't exist to begin with.
Chancellor Valium
06-19-2008, 09:48 PM
Q: Why do we need another Thane of Cawdor?
A: Hail, Glamis!
NeoMatrix
04-03-2009, 04:26 AM
Q: Attention! Supreme Emperor and President of The Kite Club has just arrived.
A: Yeah, it happened after I opened the 8 ball.
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