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NeoMatrix
08-06-2005, 03:47 AM
Q: So what did the tennis player say when John asked him for tennis lessons?
A: Tennis in a mall? Brilliant Idea!
Xeroc
08-06-2005, 05:26 AM
Q: So, what do you think of this new idea of mine, if we play tennis in a mall, we can get free stuff!
A: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
persianmouse
08-06-2005, 06:01 AM
Q: So, have you heard the new Star Trek movie is gonna star Johnny Knoxville as a young Kirk, Keanu Reeves as a ypung Spock, and Hillary Duff as a young McCoy, and the movie will be a coming-of-age story ....IN SPACE, and there'll be a dance number at the end (Spock will dance a jaunty Charleston)?
A: I'll be in my bunk.
Opium
08-06-2005, 11:11 AM
Q: Where will you be when the new Star Trek: The Next Generation prequal comes out? It stars Leonardo DiCaprio as Picard, Luke Wilson as Riker, Jessica Simpson as Troi, and of course, Jude Law as Worf.
A: Hey, wait a minute...that wasn't in the original!
KillerGodMan
08-06-2005, 12:20 PM
Q: Space monkeys are attacking the Enterprise!
A: Something's amiss here...
persianmouse
08-06-2005, 07:14 PM
Q: Are those space monkeys, terrifing space monkeys, attacking the Enterprise?
A: Oh my GOD, the geeks are rioting, RUN, RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!
KillerGodMan
08-07-2005, 03:24 AM
Q: Hey, is that Patrick McKen-GAK!
A: Um... well... you see........... GAK!
Opium
08-07-2005, 07:23 AM
Q: Why didn't you see the new film "Star Trek Wars: The Next Sith"?
A: It's going down.
KillerGodMan
08-07-2005, 12:37 PM
Q: What's up with that computer?
A: It was MSN, I swear!
NeoMatrix
08-07-2005, 01:51 PM
Q: Why is there a screensaver with Men Singing Naked on my computer?
A: Blame it all on AOL
Opium
08-08-2005, 03:02 AM
Q: Why won't my cough go away?
A: It's all in your head, and the Stock Market.
NeoMatrix
08-08-2005, 09:54 PM
Q: I thought I had lots of money
A: Oops
Xeroc
08-09-2005, 01:04 AM
Q: Hey! Where's all my pie!
A: Notify me.
Opium
08-09-2005, 01:09 AM
Q: What should I do when the aliens land?
A: Croisants are always good.
persianmouse
08-09-2005, 05:58 AM
Q: What pastery should I hurl at the French?
A: IT'S NAKED TIME!!!!!!!
Opium
08-09-2005, 06:48 AM
Q: What did the French say when you hurled food at them?
A: The movie claims to be about sexy bodies and passionate sex, but really it's about the lives of socio-economically rich, yet emotionally poor, Southern Californian residents.
KillerGodMan
08-09-2005, 04:05 PM
Q: so... what's the Dukes of Hazzard about?
A: FREAKING HYPOCRITS!
Opium
08-11-2005, 12:26 AM
Q: What do you call a movie producer?
A: It's really sad, except for the funny parts.
KillerGodMan
08-11-2005, 03:51 AM
Q: So... how was Funny Tragdy?
A: I don't think I like this id-GAK!
Opium
08-12-2005, 08:28 AM
Q: Will you ask him to please turn down that horrible Shatner-Nemoy-Spears song?
A: It's a go.
KillerGodMan
08-12-2005, 05:18 PM
Q: The secret plan of DOOOM!?
A: It's a GHOST SHIP! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
NeoMatrix
08-12-2005, 08:42 PM
Q: What was Mario saying as he jumped down the pipe?
A: Pipe dreams
persianmouse
08-12-2005, 10:27 PM
Q: What do plumbers dream about at night?
A: OW! MY ASS!!!
KillerGodMan
08-12-2005, 11:59 PM
Q: What the?
A: Didn't do it, and you can't prove I did!
persianmouse
08-13-2005, 12:30 AM
Q: Did you just shoot me in the ass?!
A: There were llamas, llamas I tell you, flying pink llamas of DOOOOOM!!!
Opium
08-13-2005, 02:32 AM
Q: How was your night at the club?
A: It was great until the stars showed up.
KillerGodMan
08-13-2005, 03:58 AM
Q: How was Hollywood?
A: That's what you get for reviving a dead running gag!
persianmouse
08-13-2005, 07:56 AM
Q: "It's a FAAAAAAAAKE! OW! Why did you shoot me in the ass?!
A: Tacos are not your problem, Bill.
Opium
08-13-2005, 12:17 PM
Q: Tacos are EVIL!
A: It's all in the question.
Michiel
08-13-2005, 12:54 PM
Q: Universe?
A: If that were true, it wouldn't be. So I don't think it is.
KillerGodMan
08-13-2005, 01:38 PM
Q: This is a lie!
A: Not again!
persianmouse
08-13-2005, 04:47 PM
Q: Hey, didja hear, they're reairing 'These Are The Voyages...'?
A: No seriously, screw the tacos, Bill!
KillerGodMan
08-13-2005, 10:47 PM
Q: But I want tacos!
A: He's trapped in Jell-o!
Opium
08-16-2005, 09:01 AM
Q: After South Pacific ends, where does that French guy who liked that girl who thought life wasn't a bowl of jello go?
A: Stuck in confusion and traffic.
NeoMatrix
08-17-2005, 09:56 PM
Q: Where is your common sense?
A: Go check the lost and found thread
KillerGodMan
08-17-2005, 10:10 PM
Q: Where's my pen?
A: Not likely
Opium
08-18-2005, 01:09 AM
Q: Will normal people ever accept theatre people?
A: It's all in your head...of DOOM.
KillerGodMan
08-19-2005, 03:47 AM
what's with the plan... of DOOM
persianmouse
08-19-2005, 06:14 AM
Q: Where's your answear, dammit??!!!!
A: Shhhhh.....my penis is talking.
KillerGodMan
08-19-2005, 01:53 PM
Q: What. The. Crap?
A: Holy crap, he's on fire and drowning in water!
NeoMatrix
08-20-2005, 04:05 AM
Q: Quick, take this hose, seal the door, then spray the beast that is on fire in the church bathroom
A: Yeah, that's the one
persianmouse
08-20-2005, 04:43 PM
Q: Hey, is that the world famous talking penis?
A: I just got bitchslapped on the TrekBBS!
KillerGodMan
08-21-2005, 05:30 PM
Q: What. The. Crap?
A: No
danieldoof
08-21-2005, 07:12 PM
Q: hey do you know who kidnapped seko?
A: maybe next year....if you behave
Chancellor Valium
08-21-2005, 09:35 PM
Q: So, what was it you said again?
A: So, you appear to have just wiped out half your crew....
Opium
08-22-2005, 12:54 AM
Q: Oops, sorry I gave everyone in the show bronchitis.
A: Oops, sorry I gave everyong in the show bronchitis.
persianmouse
08-22-2005, 04:13 AM
Q: Did you make out with the cast of Gilmore Girls?
A: Penguins make bad strippers.
KillerGodMan
08-22-2005, 04:39 AM
Q: What. The. Crap?
A: What. The. Crap?
persianmouse
08-22-2005, 06:01 AM
Q: What does KillerGodMan always reply with to persianmouse's posts in this thread?
A:Is that crap?
Opium
08-22-2005, 11:03 AM
Q: This is a new show starring Tori Spelling.
A: This is a new show starring Tori Spelling.
KillerGodMan
08-22-2005, 11:07 PM
Q: What. The. Crap? :mrgreen:
Q: It's all about... hey? Where did the 'A:' go?
persianmouse
08-23-2005, 06:34 AM
Q: It's run off with the " T "......?
A: My brain, EATING my brain, that gay religious squid is eating my precious beautiful BRAIN!!!!
Opium
08-23-2005, 06:54 AM
Q: Did you take your morphine today?
A: Did you take your Morphine Party News today?
NeoMatrix
08-23-2005, 03:57 PM
Q: Ask me a question that you know the answer to is "No"
A: Together, we will rule the galaxy!
whoiam
08-23-2005, 04:44 PM
Q: (Vader, to Luke) Join me, and.... line?
A: No Sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Sir!
KillerGodMan
08-23-2005, 07:45 PM
Q: You didn't see anything.
A: I don't even know HOW he got away with it!
Chancellor Valium
08-23-2005, 07:59 PM
Q: Did you hear? TopHatMan robbed a bank in broad daylight!
A: That tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker song!
whoiam
08-23-2005, 08:04 PM
Q: Is there any song more annoying then the hampsterdance?
A: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
I wish I were a girly, just like my dear Papa!
Chancellor Valium
08-23-2005, 08:19 PM
Q: So, what disturbing song are you listening to at the moment?
A: That Certain Party.
KillerGodMan
08-23-2005, 08:20 PM
Q: Who?
A: The Sum 41 Party!
Chancellor Valium
08-23-2005, 08:27 PM
Q: Which party is most disliked by the majority of over-forties?
A: That tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker party!
KillerGodMan
08-23-2005, 08:29 PM
Q: Which party is hated by everybody, even it's members?
A: The Linkin Park Party!
Chancellor Valium
08-23-2005, 08:40 PM
Q: Which party HQ has been burned down by the Kindly Old Granny Association repeatedly?
A: That tic-a-tic-tic, tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker song!
KillerGodMan
08-23-2005, 08:58 PM
Q: So WHY do they hate you?
A: The Doctor Who Party!
whoiam
08-23-2005, 09:00 PM
Q: Who did you just sign up with?
A: *whistles innocently*
persianmouse
08-24-2005, 12:36 AM
Q: Who the frak let all these gorram woodpeckers in here!!??
A: I didn't know what else to do, so I went to IKEA.
whoiam
08-24-2005, 12:38 AM
Q: Where the frot did all this shopping come from?
A: Its a nice, shiny blue...
Opium
08-24-2005, 02:10 AM
Q: What colour is that sold-out-in-milli-seconds OLP ticket that I really really really really really really want?
A: We are, we are all innocent we are all innocent we are, we are...
persianmouse
08-24-2005, 02:46 AM
Q: Are y'all that incredibly guilty madrigal choir?
A: ...and then he f*cked them up with his Jedi mind tricks.
Opium
08-24-2005, 02:57 AM
Q: Neomatrix somehow got the mods to allow him a sig banner!
A: And if I don't make it, know that I loved you all along.
whoiam
08-24-2005, 03:50 AM
Q: What would you say if I told you a horde of rampaging vampire monkeys were bearing down on us?
A: Yarr, there be Pie in that there fridge!
persianmouse
08-24-2005, 05:35 AM
Q: Excuse me, Mr. Pirate-man, but why are you attacking and pillaging the large appliance section of Sears?
A: Terrifying space monkeys!!!!
Opium
08-24-2005, 08:19 AM
Q: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...
A: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's The Birdman!
danieldoof
08-24-2005, 10:39 AM
Q: is that flying around your sanity?
A: yes evil and from the future and stinging....hey my identities mix...noooooooooooooooo :!:
Opium
08-24-2005, 11:50 AM
Q: You know, I strictly believe that Evil Future Guy is just a character in Enterprise, and not anyone here. :twisted:
A: This will be the best day of your life.
danieldoof
08-24-2005, 12:47 PM
Q: one day I will become the evil future bee-man MWAHAHAHA
A: :shock: hey it was the swarm of nanorobots over there
KillerGodMan
08-24-2005, 01:15 PM
Q: Hey danieldoof could you AHHHHHHHH!
A: ?parC .ehT .tahW
danieldoof
08-24-2005, 01:40 PM
Q: time travel is cool huh?
A: no they are all yellow inside
KillerGodMan
08-24-2005, 02:56 PM
Q: So... are the clones blue inside?
A: It's because I'm cool, and you're not
whoiam
08-24-2005, 03:28 PM
Q: Why hasn't your ice-cream melted yet?
A: chocolate - and lots of it!
KillerGodMan
08-24-2005, 09:47 PM
Q: So HOW does it work?
A: It'd be kiwi, but I'm allergic to it
Opium
08-24-2005, 11:30 PM
Q: What's your favorite colour?
A: I'll have to think about it to find an appropriate OLP lyric...and then answer you later.
whoiam
09-09-2005, 09:46 AM
Q: What is the, could-not-be-worse, worst line you have ever heard in your life?
A: "Intruder Alert! Alert Cancelled! Intruder Alert! Intruder Cancelled! All Intruders, please report to the detention center..."
Chancellor Valium
09-10-2005, 10:38 AM
Q: What happened when you fitted you ship with Microsoft Security, then?
A: There was once a young lady of Quirm....
Opium
09-11-2005, 11:57 AM
Q: What joke did you say to make everyone run away?
A: It's really not about Star Trek, but about justice!
whoiam
09-11-2005, 12:00 PM
Q: Honestly, how could you kill that man over a star-trek reenactment?
A: ...whatever
Xeroc
09-11-2005, 06:35 PM
Q: THE UNIVERSE IS COLLAPSING!
A: Not a chance.
whoiam
09-11-2005, 08:15 PM
Q: Can you spare a coin, Guv'nor?
A: That would be... would be... actually, I don't really know...
Chancellor Valium
09-11-2005, 08:18 PM
Q: What about VALENTINE DYALL as a corpse in STAR TREK?
A: Jim!
Xeroc
09-11-2005, 11:11 PM
Q: What was Mr. Dandy's first name again?
A: Just ask A. Random-Person.
whoiam
09-11-2005, 11:22 PM
Q: How do I get to wollongong?
A: He was farting sparks, I tell you!
KillerGodMan
09-12-2005, 02:43 AM
Q: WHAT was he doing?
A: I now know why you're held within the walls of Camp Banana Cream Pie...
whoiam
09-12-2005, 04:49 AM
Q: And just why should I tell you the secret behind the chilli joke?
A: They shall fall before me like chaff before the storming of a room!
Opium
09-12-2005, 05:08 AM
Q: Are you gonna make popcorn?
A: Okay, we'll go get a slupree.
NeoMatrix
09-12-2005, 11:09 AM
Q: Can we please go get a slurpee now?
A: Hmm, I've never seen this deck on Voyager before
whoiam
09-12-2005, 01:42 PM
Q: So, where exactly are you?
A: That question bothers me. It should be taken out and shot.
KillerGodMan
09-13-2005, 03:13 AM
Q: Who are you?
A: Not in this lifetime bud.
Opium
09-13-2005, 05:37 AM
Q: Will you eat this chilli cheese pie with pudding on the side?
A: Before I go, remember to tell that again.
Chancellor Valium
09-13-2005, 08:32 AM
Q: Will you tell me about the Creation of The Pseudo-Members?
A: Conquistador coffee: Brings a new meaning to the word "vomit"!
whoiam
09-13-2005, 10:32 AM
Q: What the bloody hell is this stuff?
A: We're onto the emergency backup supply - we're onto the Dogs' Milk.
Chancellor Valium
09-14-2005, 12:35 PM
Q: Why are the lights so low? What are the power packs like?
A: Karl. It was Karl!
Celeste
09-14-2005, 09:41 PM
Q. This topic is still going?
A. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
whoiam
09-14-2005, 09:45 PM
Q: You had a nightmare? What were you dreaming about?
A: P.P.P.P.Pick up a PIE!
Xeroc
09-14-2005, 10:31 PM
Q: 10 seconds to come up with a sentence beginning with the letter P and involving Pie.
A: What the !@#$%^&*?
KillerGodMan
09-14-2005, 11:19 PM
Q: %#*%^&($&^%(@$#?
A: No.
NeoMatrix
09-15-2005, 12:59 AM
Q: Are you going to say "no"?
A: There is something different about this place, but I can't put my finger on it.
KillerGodMan
09-15-2005, 02:31 AM
Q: What's up?
A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Opium
09-15-2005, 05:02 AM
Q: Vote for Pedro.
A: Well actually...no *backs away slowly*
Xeroc
09-16-2005, 03:03 AM
Q: Do you happen to know where my imaginary friend went off to?
A: Over there.
Opium
09-16-2005, 03:42 AM
Q: Where can I vote for Pedro?
A: Don't vote for Pedro.
NeoMatrix
09-16-2005, 05:55 AM
Q: Pedro, do you have any advice for me?
A: Well, we won't be going to that planet anytime soon
Opium
09-16-2005, 09:38 AM
Q: Do you want to go the planet where Wesley is having his annoying prodigy/insane genious training tomorow?
A: It's full of people voting for Pedro.
NeoMatrix
09-16-2005, 11:08 AM
Q: Why can't we go to that planet ever again?
A: Pedro? I thought you said Petro
whoiam
09-16-2005, 04:13 PM
Q: Woah! Have you *seen* Pedro's new pie maker?
A: times are tough...
Chancellor Valium
09-16-2005, 04:59 PM
Q: Why are you wearing those leather feet, you naughty man?!
A: "'Tis the voice of the lobster" I heard him declare...
Xeroc
09-16-2005, 11:40 PM
Q: Please, tell me, what were John's last words as he died for the 1,234,567,890th time?
A: The answer is... 5!.
whoiam
09-17-2005, 12:16 AM
Q: How far must I go to find the land of supreme pie?
A: There is no pie!
Opium
09-17-2005, 02:18 AM
Q: So why are you voting for John instead of Pedro?
A: Poor John, he will be remembered until he is undead once again.
Chancellor Valium
09-17-2005, 08:57 AM
Q: Did you hear that John's just been run over?
A: There is no SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Opium
09-17-2005, 10:40 AM
Q: Can I have a spoon to eat my chilli with?
A: There is no force...I mean fork.
whoiam
09-17-2005, 07:05 PM
Q: All your forks are belong to us... Cummon, work! Please? ...Why is the mind trick not working?
A: ...
NeoMatrix
09-18-2005, 12:46 PM
Q: Do you have 3 blind mice?
A: Here's a cat
whoiam
09-18-2005, 04:59 PM
Q: Is that a ....woman?
A: Sheerluck Weebl!
KillerGodMan
09-18-2005, 05:55 PM
Q: Who you care to explain exactly WHY everyone is referencing Napolean Dynamite?
A: That's because everyone loves Queen
danieldoof
09-18-2005, 09:37 PM
Q: hey I gave you a pie...why are you eating that cd instead?
A: and I have to do that.....damn
Opium
09-19-2005, 09:23 AM
Q: So I'm doing the dancing and singing, and you're doing the dancing, because John died...again.
A: It's really very simple, if you know quantum mechanics and the full musical score of "Showboat".
NeoMatrix
09-20-2005, 04:14 AM
Q: So how does John die all the time and how does TopHatMan wonder around malls without going broke or falling asleep.
A: The answer to this question is a lie
Opium
09-20-2005, 07:56 AM
Q: Huh?
A: It's all about the tux.
danieldoof
09-20-2005, 09:04 AM
Q: what is this supervillian over there thinking of?
A: so it is my turn....again
whoiam
09-20-2005, 02:18 PM
Q:Is it Danieldoof up next?
A: Whatever you just asked me, I can now passionately say that I couldn't care less.
Opium
09-20-2005, 02:59 PM
Q: Could you care less about the walnut tree in my yard?
A: She said she really liked it, but that that guy creeped her out.
Chancellor Valium
09-20-2005, 03:14 PM
Q: So what did Martrice think of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
A: You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Opium
09-20-2005, 03:23 PM
Q: Hey, that's my coffee!
A: Sean Bean and Jodie Foster RULE.
Chancellor Valium
09-20-2005, 03:25 PM
Q: so, what was it that made him go all mad at you about non-entity famous people?
A: Malachor V. Not just plain old Malachor, but Malachor V.
Opium
09-20-2005, 03:53 PM
Q: So, I was at Tim Hortens getting some coffee, and you know who I saw? Malachor!
A: I just wanted to know what was going on...sheesh...
whoiam
09-20-2005, 04:49 PM
Q: Why in the 9 moons of Agramar did you install SPYWARE on my pc?
A: *sigh*. Just *sigh*.
Chancellor Valium
09-21-2005, 09:59 AM
Q: Soo...did you see the latest edition of "Pet hairdoes"?
A: We'll meet again....
whoiam
09-21-2005, 10:18 AM
Q: Is this the end of Chancellor Vallium?
A: There is no chance in hell I'd ... oooh, cookies... um, yeah - let's do it!
Chancellor Valium
09-21-2005, 10:30 AM
Q: Want to watch "Blake's 7"? :twisted:
A: I cross the void beyond the mind....
Xeroc
09-22-2005, 03:03 AM
Q: Which doesn't belong:
thought - intuition - mind - void
Please cross out the correct answer.
A: That's not fair!
Opium
09-22-2005, 08:36 AM
Q: I had to go and pay $2 in parking fees just to be told they were out of the university calendar I needed!
A: It's all in the mind.
whoiam
09-27-2005, 02:03 PM
Q: I thought you said you would be bringing your doctoral thesis with you?
A: Alcohol. Lots and lots of Alcohol.
Opium
09-28-2005, 12:04 AM
Q: How do you make this thread fun?
A: Very sober. Very, very sober.
Xeroc
09-28-2005, 01:47 AM
Q: And how are you now?
A: Quite good!
whoiam
09-28-2005, 09:03 AM
Q: What is the chance of you going on a mad-axe-murdering Rampage?
A: Just let me find my mad-axe-murdering axe, and I'll be right with you...
Opium
09-28-2005, 06:54 PM
Q: I need to borrow an axe. Do you have one?
A: Happy talk.
Xeroc
10-01-2005, 09:54 PM
Q: What should we do now?
A: Absolutely nothing.
whoiam
10-01-2005, 11:13 PM
Q: War, huh... what is it good for?
A: he said "Son, the bill's waiting!"
Opium
10-02-2005, 09:12 PM
Q: What did that creepy dude you were having dinner with say to you?
A: It's...DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED
Anonymous
10-04-2005, 02:21 AM
Q: What is the fate of the Star Trek franchise?
I could get to like this game.
A: "Oops".
e of pi
10-04-2005, 02:26 AM
Crud, I knew I forgot something. Gotta stop switching computers. Anyway, previous post was me.
Opium
10-04-2005, 06:15 PM
Q: What did Wesley say when he pressed the "Don't Touch-Auto Distruct" button that just blew up the Enterprise G?
A: Yes, "Oops" would be a good word for it.
whoiam
10-04-2005, 07:25 PM
Q: *as he presses the 'Don't Touch Auto-Destruct button* Do you think 'Ooops' would describe this?
A: I see people.
Opium
10-04-2005, 10:48 PM
Q: What do you see?
A: Riiight. Like I care.
e of pi
10-05-2005, 12:09 AM
Q: So Mr Braga, what do you say of fan accusations about continuity violations?
A: Dihydrogen Monoxide Freezing Unit #2
Opium
10-05-2005, 06:47 AM
Q: Where did Mr Braga said he was going to for his spa treatment?
A: It's a combination of "Star Trek" and "Phantom of the Opera".
whoiam
10-05-2005, 08:23 AM
Q: What do you think of the Enterprise episode "Exile"?
A: Whoa.... I can see right through my fingers...
Chancellor Valium
10-05-2005, 04:17 PM
Q: So, how are you liking eternal damnation?
A: Well.....I suppose we could do something about this, but......meh.
e of pi
10-05-2005, 09:40 PM
Q: So Mr. Braga, how do you plan to justify the fact that we have never heard of the NX-01 in any other series?
A: Get me catchup. Lots and lots of ketchup.
Speaking of which, how do you spell that tangy tomato based condiment?
whoiam
10-05-2005, 11:22 PM
(second one was right)
Q: How on earth are we gonna get rid of this plate of chips?
A: I sense... senses...
KillerGodMan
10-06-2005, 12:08 AM
Q: You sense WHAT?
A: Why do you use big words like Dihydrigen Monoxide instead of just saying water? I should fill your lungs with Monocarbon Tetraoxide!
Opium
10-06-2005, 12:56 AM
Q: So you put Dihydrigen Monoxide into the stream and BOOM.
A: It's away from here, I know that.
Xeroc
10-06-2005, 05:13 AM
Q: We seek the Holy Grail! Do you know where it is?
A: That's just not possible.
whoiam
10-06-2005, 03:28 PM
Q: Please Sir, could I have some more?
A: No! No Shrubbery!
Chancellor Valium
10-06-2005, 05:29 PM
Q: Shrubbery? You would like a shrubbery?
A: Allameraine!
Opium
10-07-2005, 12:22 AM
Q: What did you want me to google?
A: Hehe.
KillerGodMan
10-10-2005, 01:17 AM
Q: Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!
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Opium
10-10-2005, 01:25 AM
Q: So what did you have to eat?
A: Buh.
NeoMatrix
10-10-2005, 04:40 AM
Q: Got Sugar?
A: Remember the Matrix
Opium
10-10-2005, 11:25 PM
Q: What movie do you want to rent? Gone with the Wind? Bridget Jones's Diary?
A: Hi.
KillerGodMan
10-11-2005, 12:38 AM
Q: Hello, I'm KillerGodMan, my first language is food!
A: Sugar chicken beef hamburger. (Hey, I TOLD you my first language was food)
Xeroc
10-11-2005, 02:48 AM
Q: Turkey lettuce bread mustard?
A: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Opium
10-12-2005, 12:09 AM
Q: What are you thinking about?
A: I dislike everybody, and then some. :evil:
whoiam
10-12-2005, 12:10 AM
Q: Do you like me?
A: Make love to me Sna.... on second thoughts, I'm *not* saying that out loud!
Opium
10-12-2005, 12:29 AM
Q: So what would you say to Snape if you met him in a fanfic, and you were a blond, female, Marilyn Monroe-type Mary Sue?
A: Mary-Sues are eeeeeeevil.
e of pi
10-12-2005, 03:18 AM
Q: So, what's the worst trend in fanfiction?
A: Ypetay igpay atinlay oesday isay onedray. El (funky accent thing needed over the "e") hablo espanol.
Opium
10-12-2005, 03:42 AM
Q: Shhh! Speak in code!
A: Shhh! Speak in code!
whoiam
10-12-2005, 12:21 PM
Q: Is 'Shhh! Speak in code!' actually a question?
A: I think you already know what I'm going to tell you...
Chancellor Valium
10-12-2005, 12:57 PM
Q: --A lemon?
A: Yes, of course I do!
Opium
10-12-2005, 01:18 PM
Q: Do you support the Morphine Party?
A: Support the Morphine Party, or the rubber duckies will get you!
Chancellor Valium
10-12-2005, 01:22 PM
Q:So what happens if I don't support Morphine?
A: Vote Morphine, the Party for Not Crushing Opium!
e of pi
10-12-2005, 06:51 PM
Q: So what do you say to allagations of large scale brainwashing in use by the Morphine Party?
A: A seven-foot tall praying mantis.
Opium
10-13-2005, 02:26 AM
Q: What will happen if you don't vote for Morphine?
A: There are other parties, but Morphine is the bestest and coolest. YAY!
whoiam
10-13-2005, 01:31 PM
Q: Hey - what's that I hear about there being other parties besides the Morphine one?
A: *innocent whistling*
Opium
10-14-2005, 02:52 AM
Q: Who dented my car? :evil: :evil: :evil:
A: Mission NotEasy.
Chancellor Valium
10-14-2005, 09:47 AM
Q: What is this random crap?
A: random crap....what else?
Opium
10-14-2005, 12:26 PM
Q: Wanna go buy some random crappy clothes?
A: Go away.
danieldoof
10-14-2005, 01:14 PM
Q: what would you say about chatting with me?
A: mhmhmh that is strange.....very strange
e of pi
10-14-2005, 01:19 PM
Q: So how about the current line of conversation on the "Person above you" thread?
A: RAM is irrelevant.
whoiam
10-14-2005, 02:12 PM
Q: How much RAM does your computer have?
A: Yeah, I was at MIDI....
NeoMatrix
10-15-2005, 04:20 AM
Q: Hey, didn't I see you at MIDI?
A: No Janeway, that phaser rifle is too weak, let me show you what we have in this secret locker that is only to be opened in November for ratings.
e of pi
10-15-2005, 04:26 AM
Q: Crud, I've got to get in there. That's the only working replicator on this ship, and I need coffee. Could somebody get me a phaser rifle?
A: No.
NeoMatrix
10-15-2005, 04:30 AM
Q: May I have more coffee please?
A: If only I knew Kung Fu
e of pi
10-15-2005, 04:52 AM
Q: How should I make this line move faster?
A: Tis but a flesh wound.
Opium
10-15-2005, 08:18 AM
Q: Why are you crying? Do you need a band-aid for that paper cut? Come on, buck up!
A: It's real.
whoiam
10-15-2005, 10:35 AM
Q: Is that... really... the contents of Neelix's wardrobe?
A:There's nothing like a good night's sleep, and that is nothing like a good night's sleep - there were no redshirt deaths!
Opium
10-15-2005, 05:22 PM
Q: Just what are you singing to the tune of There is Nothing like a Dame?
A: I would read it, but I have to go...do...something.
e of pi
10-15-2005, 08:11 PM
Q: So how about that summer reading?
A: Shoot to kill!
whoiam
10-15-2005, 09:10 PM
Q: What should we do if there are no new fivers tomorrow?
A: I'm getting to it...
e of pi
10-15-2005, 09:23 PM
Q: So, Zeke, how about an update?
A: I'm a student, not a waste extraction professional.
whoiam
10-15-2005, 10:14 PM
Q: Isn't it your week to take out the garbage?
A: Zeke's over there. I'm just an anonymous lookalike.
e of pi
10-16-2005, 04:35 AM
Q: Excuse me, could you direct me to Zeke? I need to assimilate him to get him to post on a more regular schedule. His current update schedule is highly Imperfect.
A: Run! It's the #66CC33.
whoiam
10-16-2005, 10:09 AM
Q: What colour-code do you think they're using?
A: nwcavertingoureyes.
Opium
10-16-2005, 03:05 PM
Q: idontwannagetoutofbeditsjust10amimgoingbacktosleep
A: Bluebird.
e of pi
10-16-2005, 05:47 PM
Q: What kind of bird is that happy one?
A: Hit the deck!
whoiam
10-16-2005, 07:09 PM
Q: How d'yer make music with this bucket'o'bolts?
A: ...with a nice chianti. And some fava beans.
e of pi
10-16-2005, 07:15 PM
Q: Do you ever stop talking about food?
A: All they wanted originally was fame by riding my coatails. But when I refused to give speeches, they made my star go nova. Those cling-on bastards! They killed my sun!
Chancellor Valium
10-16-2005, 09:15 PM
Q: So, what happened when the horsepepper people invaded?
A: Picture yourself on a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade sky....
whoiam
10-16-2005, 11:14 PM
Q: Can you remember the lyrics to any William Shatner songs?
A: We were... too late.
KillerGodMan
10-17-2005, 02:09 AM
Q: What the... hell... happened?
A: I... enjoy... making fun... of... you... by impersonating... your... speach!
e of pi
10-17-2005, 02:44 AM
Q: Why...do..you..speak..like..William...Shatner?
A: To the last, I grapple with thee; from hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
NeoMatrix
10-17-2005, 03:45 AM
Q: What are you going to do with the last apple?
A: No, I need it to knock some sense into someone
e of pi
10-17-2005, 03:52 AM
Q: Excuse me, can I borrow the Hammer of Smitting? My chair lost a leg.
A: Turn on the Gamma 12.
NeoMatrix
10-17-2005, 03:55 AM
Q: Captain Gamma Radiation Man, there is an emergency! What shall we do?
A: Not as lame as you think
e of pi
10-17-2005, 03:58 AM
Q: So how lame is the new movie?
A: Damn the torpedos. Full speed ahead.
whoiam
10-17-2005, 03:04 PM
Q: Sir? Shouldn't we just torpedo them like the orders say?
A: Lieutenant, show them the...'Historical Documents'.
NeoMatrix
10-17-2005, 03:38 PM
Q: What torture method would you use to get the Mime to talk?
A: Just put the mimes into that invisible box over there
whoiam
10-17-2005, 04:12 PM
Q: How the hell do we stop the mimes scaring away the guests?
A: Yes - I am... the Gingerbread Man!
e of pi
10-17-2005, 11:11 PM
Q: It's a brownie! It's a donut! No, wait it's...what is that thing?
A: Cable modem
NeoMatrix
10-18-2005, 12:07 AM
Q: How did you get here so fast Internet Man?
A: Fire Hydrant
whoiam
10-18-2005, 12:10 AM
Q: Damnit! What do you fight fire with?
A: You have no idea. Nor do I.
Opium
10-18-2005, 12:52 AM
Q: What is that TV host yammering on about?
A: Bored. And excited.
danieldoof
10-18-2005, 10:11 AM
Q: how do you feel when you enter the forum :twisted: s?
A: eh....and you say that to me
Opium
10-20-2005, 05:51 PM
Q: Germany is the land of chocolate!
A: So this one time, at band camp...
danieldoof
10-20-2005, 09:02 PM
Q: do you have any experience with toblerone???
A: well I want to be honest....I do not really care
Opium
10-21-2005, 01:15 AM
Q: I was the store buying a top, and the zipper was a little wonky, so I asked for a discount, and the clerk was really kinda lackluster and acted like she was annoyed, but she gave the discount anyways, but did everything really slowly, and a line-up was starting to form because it was nearly closing time, and...are you even listening?
A: I'm mad, I'm annoyed, go away.
NeoMatrix
10-21-2005, 09:49 PM
Q: *Knock Knock Knock*
A: Bulldozer
e of pi
10-21-2005, 10:10 PM
A: Knock, knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Three.
Xeroc
10-22-2005, 05:12 AM
Q: One... Two...
A: Stop that man!
danieldoof
10-22-2005, 09:23 AM
Q: I am singing in the rain........siiiinging in the raaaaiiiiiiinnnn
A: yes I do see that banana......
Opium
10-22-2005, 11:21 PM
Q: There are five bananas! Look at the fifth banana! Do you see the fifth banana?
A: It's all in your head.
danieldoof
10-23-2005, 12:44 AM
Q: hey what is that song about bananas and cell phones I hear all the time... do you hear it too?
A: maybe you are correct
Opium
10-23-2005, 01:39 AM
Q: There are five bananas!
A: It could be that Britney song...
danieldoof
10-23-2005, 10:53 AM
Q: that is strange..now I hear about having done something again....what is that??
A: there are only FOUR .... I know that...I counted
NeoMatrix
10-23-2005, 12:36 PM
Q: Don't you see that there are FIVE bananas?
A: Oh, I ate one and didn't recount them.
Opium
10-23-2005, 06:13 PM
Q: What happened to the poisoned bananas?
A: It's really not that bad.
e of pi
10-23-2005, 11:59 PM
Q: So, how was un-anesthesised (sp?) open heart surgery?
A: Sugar! Lots and lots of it!
Xeroc
10-24-2005, 12:22 AM
Q: So, what do you usually eat with your donuts?
A: That's really bad for your health, you know.
Opium
10-24-2005, 06:07 PM
Q: I ate all five of the bananas, and the gingerbread, and the chocolate, and the donut, and the apple, and the toblerone, and the hammer of smitting.
A: Dancing? Dancing!
danieldoof
10-24-2005, 07:37 PM
Q: what would you do to get new toblerone?
A: if you please be so kind
whoiam
10-24-2005, 07:53 PM
(*blink* is that actually a sentance, danieldoof?)
Q: Have all the banana references finally stopped?
A: All new Chocolate of Smiting!
danieldoof
10-24-2005, 08:12 PM
(hehe no... but who cares anyway?)
Q: What do you think toblerone is?
A: Okay, now I write a sentence!
Opium
10-24-2005, 09:45 PM
Q: How do you do a bad Russian accent?
(just watched Air Force One, and for some reason, many of the "Russians" in similiar sentence structures as the one you used)
A: It's really just an act.
danieldoof
10-24-2005, 10:00 PM
Q: can you say something that has multiple meanings?
A: I'LL BEE BÄÄÄCK
(I should watch it in original maybe I can do something for my sentence structure :wink: )
e of pi
10-24-2005, 10:19 PM
Q: So, how about that Governor of California?
A: Duck!
danieldoof
10-24-2005, 10:31 PM
Q: what should I say if I want to scare somebody right now?
A: no, impossible it definitely is
e of pi
10-24-2005, 10:39 PM
Q: So Yoda, teeach me to be a Jedi you will?
A: Scalpel. Concrete. Monkey. Tomato paste. Six feet of Saranwrap.
whoiam
10-25-2005, 12:33 AM
Q: So, how do we make T'Pol's uglier cousin?
A: Nothing much.
Opium
10-25-2005, 04:41 AM
Q: What do you think about?
A: Lukewarm, stirred, not shaken.
whoiam
10-25-2005, 08:55 AM
Q: How do you like your eggs?
A: I love the smell of breakfast in the morning!
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