Answer --> Question game

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] If the Borg assimilated the morons who were responsible for the color schemes of the B5 DVD box sets, what would be the result?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Weapons of mass destruction.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What should Leola Root Stew be classified as?

A: Mashed Potatoes[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you put the male part of the Enterprise crew into a blender?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Broken glass.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q : What happens when a beautifully life-like crystal representation of a tribble is given to Worf?

A: Silver Spoons[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is the ideal gift to nasty relatives who are secretly hoping for your death so that they can inherit your property?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A pair of Dead Minbari[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q : What happens when two boneheaded lovers' parents refuse to let them marry?

A: Spots[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you clone Data's cat multiple times?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] George Bush and Saddam Hussein.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happens when a pair of gay lovers have a spat?

A: Stir-fried olives[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is Neelix's brain made of?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Bamboo poles.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are some dancing props Vulcans secretly use but never let anyone know about?

( Refers poledancing, for all you innocent people out there.)

A: Plasma[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] My god! Ensign Kim looks terrible! What did he eat for breakfast today?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I don't know, but it's got eight legs and it's advancing on us... very... quickly...


(Vulcans POLEDANCING? Even if it were T'Pol... that's a disturbing thought.)[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is that the Chinese Dragon Dance troop that we are hiring?
(Dragon dance is a chinese dance in which people cloister themself under a long blanket and prance around)

A: Mothballs, dammit! I need mothballs![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Whoa, Sub-Commander! I love the new, er, openings in your uniform! How did you do that?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I am the Nancing Queen! Young and sweet! Only five hundred and seventeen![/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does Tuvok love to sing in the shower?

A: Pancakes[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you mix the Greek god of music with butter, eggs, sugar and flour?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Cherry, chocolate and candy.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the name of Tuvok 's, Harry's and Paris's Secret band?

A: Bad boy!No biscuit![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Delenn, I accidentally spaced your teddy bear. Will you forgive me?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The makings of a major disaster.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when Neelix and Janeway decide to cook a buffet for everyone?

A: Hair[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did Picard leave his job with the borg?

A: I have no hope anymore.

[quote:post_uid0]Q: C6H5O7N2[/quote:post_uid0]
Wouldn't that be C6H4O5N2?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Don't give up...you *might* reclaim your spot as #2. Maybe.

A: Good things come to those who go out and seize them.

[quote:post_uid0]Wouldn't that be C6H4O5N2? [/quote:post_uid0]

2,4-dinitrophenol, yes? 2 nitro groups (NO3) and an OH group on a benzene ri...aw, crap. Yeah, H4. This is what I get trying to draw it in my head. O7 stands, at least until I check my textbooks. Been a while since I took organic chem.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, I'm in love with this guy... And I'm watching him from a distance with my friends... But he doesn't notice... What should I do?

A: There's nothing wrong with moving up the ladder of postcount, as long as you don't pass me. :p

According to my Binas book nitro is NO2

[quote:post_uid0]Q: Don't give up...you *might* reclaim your spot as #2. Maybe.[/quote:post_uid0]
I will. However, my guess is, you won't be first anymore.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You're going *down*!

A: Big things come in shrink-wrapped packages.

[quote:post_uid0]According to my Binas book nitro is NO2[/quote:post_uid0]

*mutter* I was afraid of that. Thought it bonded through the third O. My memory is like Swiss cheese.

[quote:post_uid0]I will. However, my guess is, you won't be first anymore.[/quote:post_uid0]

Words. Gonna take a lot more of 'em to back up your claim *g*[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is that Deep Space 9? It looks so small from this distance.

A: Well first, I'm going to kill pkyyr so 17 won't post that much, then I will make Neo keep his promise of kidnapping Sa'ar with me. Neo not being a threat anymore anyway, I will be queen of the fora. MWAHAHAHA!

I just have to pass one of you, and let 17 make sure it isn't her. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What crazy scheme are you plotting now?

A: Don't give my no hand-me-down world.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quick, give me something I can stare at for hours and still not make any sense of the grammar in it.

A: Relax Sa'ar, I won't be the one to push you back to second place after all.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:I'm not Sa'ar...




A: Another Redshirt.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] 17, I heard you were going to transform Catalina Marina into something to stop her from reclaiming her postcount! What is it? A slug? A toy boat? No, worse? What?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] [b:post_uid0]MUAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA![/b:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The enthusiasm with which you've been getting into your "punishing avenger" frame of mind is kinda starting to disturb me--



A: Um, I think you're in the wrong thread.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hi, my name is John Sheridan, and I seem to have a Tribble fetish--


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why's the reactor glowing like that?

A: The ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So you're saying I need this particular enhancement because--

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Blue potato chips.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's under the couch?

A: Ow! Pointy. Ew! Slimy. Aaah! Moving![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: What did [i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0] bring for our Bolian festival tonight?</s>

Q: If you can't see it, try to feel it. Now what do you think it is?

A: Does it matter?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the difference between methylating the third residue and de-acetylating the fourth residue of the histone H3?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The long, slow slide into fanaticism.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: OK, we've watched the entire series back to back, we've debated the merits of every trivial technical detail, and we've mocked the lead character. What now?

A: In a room where you do what you don't confess

(I should probably play these games with the radio off)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Where do you think we should have this [CENSOREDCENSOREDCENSOREDCENSORED] with the chocolate fudge, the cherries and Delenn?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on.


(Me too, Sa'ar, me too.)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you plan to knock Sa'ar off your desired spot? And don't go all cryptic on me now.

A: Well, no but... Wait, I'm not done talking yet![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Do you love me? No? Ah, shut up, you're useless.


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's a reversible reaction. Don't worry.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q; Ahhh! My eyes! My eyes are melting!

A: Where you're in love with a beautiful woman...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] John Sheridan fell off that cliff? WHY? Wasn't he looking where he was going?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The dissocciated form of the ammonium ion.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's that smell?

A: Zwitterions[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Gee, these amino acids are neutral! I think we should give them a name. I was thinking... something Swiss-sounding, since the Swiss always maintain neutrality. Swiss-sounding... Swiss-sounding... Suggest something?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Earthquake! EARTHQUAKE![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *spitting out water* Well, that was fun. Where'd that giant wave come from?

A: Sally Ann can.

(For those of you not paying attention, there was an 8.0 earthquake near Japan earlier today, so early today that it was still yesterday where I live. No casualties, minimal damage, but much of the northern Pacific Rim was put on Tsunami Watch. This may have affected me, but by the time I found out about it the watch had been lifted. Vancouver's pretty safe, though, since it's practically inland waters and has a big island to shield it. Sucks to be Nan, though. )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I'm a man... I'm a man... I can dance in the sand... and.. and... ARGH! I can't finish the rhyme!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh let me beee.... your TEDDY BEAAARRR!


(Oh no. NAN! :shrieks:)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What song did the drunk guys torture the girls with at college karaoke last night?



A:Everythings sucks but the vacuum!



((and yes, the above Q is true...how the frell is karaoke spelled? ))[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] And what were the guys singing after the the girls decided to take a hint from Sheridan and started spacing the said teddy bears?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's spelt K-A-R-A-O-K-E. Karaoke![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you spell "vaccuum"?

A: Can't Help Falling In Love

(That's one of my karaoke standbys...along with It's Not Unusual and Sweet Transvestite)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Wait, are you trying to say that when Sheridan fell off that cliff, it was because he [i:post_uid0]jumped[/i:post_uid0]? But I thought he was in love! Why?

(How many lame jokes can you wring out of one gag?)


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Under certain environmental circumstances, that might be a favourable mutation.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where'd this third kidney come from?

A: Put your head on my shoulder

(Let's find out)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oops, Doctor Frankenstein, the spare head just fell out of my bag. Where can I put it now?

A: How many times must I tell him? Open them at night, close them in the morning! Open them at night, close them in the morning!

("It's Not Unusual" [i:post_uid0]does[/i:post_uid0] seem to be unusually popular among those who like to spontaneously break out in song)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hangovered-guy asks, "Can I please go to the bar...it's already 11am!"



A: I;m frying, on a jet plaaaaaaanne, do you know when it's packing time...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Whee! It's karaoke season on the forum! Quick, sing something!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Watch the movie, and you'll get the idea.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's with all the swallow references?

A: We're having a party.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] John... why are there [i:post_uid0]naked strippers[/i:post_uid0] scattered all over my quarters?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Boeing 747s.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We're out of Starfuries. What else do we have?

A: Imitation rugby.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Chakotay, I happened to notice an entire pile of crewmembers in the middle of the mess hall. What were they doing?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's inactive.


Edit: Post 1500! Woot![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why won't my neon explode?

A: I remember you now. You were on the mother ship![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Rick Berman, dont you remember me? I'm called "Plot Timeline"!



A: And so he's not the winner.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why didn't John win something? He did come in second!

A: Please stay away from me with that.

(Congrats on your 1500 posts, 17 :grumblegrumble:)[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How would you like the new, forgotten-cliche Legolas, Jack Sparrow and John Sheridan Pie Pudding?


A: Men are silly when they dont get their hats.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think of those men over there, anyway?

A: You might want to hurry, or you'll be late for your date.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] And so John blew up Z'Ha'Dum just because Morden wouldn't give him a party hat? What?</s>

Duh.

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Gee, I've just been given the opportunity to nuke the headquarters of PsiCorps back to the Middle Ages! But damn, I have a dinner date with Lise in five minutes. John, what do you think? Time enough to nuke Bester to kingdom come?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because my crystal ball said so.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do you think you will be King of the World by tomorow at high noon?



A: Hi, I'm sane, go away.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: How do you know John Sheridan is coming back from Z'Ha'Dum just to get you to be his lover?</s>

Q: Hello. I'm here to take away all insane people and put them in special care houses so we can watch them closely and intervene with their personal life. Do you know any?

A: Eek! Even tribbles are less scary than... THAT![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Guess what? It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm having a Minbari-stripper-party! What do you think?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Nuts.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you know what that means? It means they're all getting naked!

A: John Sheridan isn't going to go anywhere. He'll stay right here, unfortunately.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: No, it cant be...the PAIN, oh the pain....NNOOOOOOO!




A: John ate a pie and got a little sick.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hi, Mrs. Sheridan. Is John coming for Delenn's birthday party tonight?

A: Just do it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How can you ask me to even consider that? I can't go pick up John Sheridan, I hate him!

A: Everybody's saying so, so it has to be true[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Is it true that Minbari can't eat chocolate, otherwise they turn purple and float to the ceiling?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] My dog disagrees with you.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Chili tastes great.

A: He does? Well in that case... I don't care.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is Porthos going on my lawn?



A:Cice Natch!

((oh well, it works with either question))[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why are you switching the lirst fetter of everything you--OOF!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The raindrops! The RAINDROPS![/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Sorry,I can't hear you. What's falling on your head?

A: Breep Breep[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Computer, the Klingons are coming! the Klingons are coming!

{{Q: Mr Burns's plant now produces the highest acid rain per capita! Let's ask Homer how he feels...}}





A: I like rain, I like autumn, I like to scare people on Tuesday.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I don't like bullies, I don't like threats and I don't like you. What do [b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0] like?

A: Nyah nyah[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So you won the Shadow War, John. Stop sniggering. I said STOP SNIGGERING!

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] JOHN SHERIDAN, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN![/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ummm... Delenn.... Would you mind very much if I , hypothetically speaking, of course, urm... [i:post_uid0]accidentally[/i:post_uid0] dropped your teddy bear out of an airlock?

A: fwicking wabbits.Can't pwonounce "w"s to save their hairwee bwutts.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Mr. Garibaldi? Mr. Garibaldi? Are you alwight?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] This has got to stop. NOW![/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Delenn, I accidentally dropped Kosh out of a airlock... Would you mind If I told you it was your teddy bear, not the Ambassador?

A: BMI 25 is too High![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] My tribble's BMI is 25... do you think that's a good sign, Doctor?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ej im ta fey deja I.....[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's Klingon for "Kahless's fly is down"?

A: Bzzzzzt Ball![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do they call a game played with an electric rugby ball?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I'm sorry, my brain is tired. You were saying?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We've come to the end of my two hour lecture. Are there any questions?

A: I am [i:post_uid0]so[/i:post_uid0] going to kill you.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And then after that I said... You aren't listening to me ,are you, Tom? Oh, andJaneway's so sexy..Seven is actually a guy.Oh and by the way,In today's experiment we will carry out the nitration of an aromatic ring, an example of electrophilic aromatic substitution. There are a couple of unusual features to this experiment. (1) Under the reaction conditions employed, you will do a double nitration. That is, the product from the first nitration reacts a second time. (2) The are two aromatic rings in the substrate (2-benzylpyridine), a nitrogen-containing pyridine ring and a phenyl ring. Both types of aromatic rings can, in principle, undergo electrophilic aromatic substitution, but we find that one, the phenyl ring, reacts faster in this case. We call this type selectivity, where one type of functional group reacts faster than another, chemoselectivity. If you think about what should happen to the pyridine in acid, you should be able to reason why the phenyl reacts faster (i.e., chemoselectively) in this reaction.

A: No.No. No. No.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Haha Cat you'll never guess what I just did :coughcoughstrippedSheridanandtiedhimtoyourbedcoug hcough: Heh.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Argh.


[Whoa... it's freaky... our mixed up posts actually make some sense. :sweatdrops:][/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: That's it. Where's that Hammer of Smiting? Ah, there it is :Smites 17:

A: I haven't read the whole essay yet, but I will... Soon.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you read my document on blue rolling ships, Captain Janeway? I hear it might be nessasary in the Badlands.

A: fallalalally, down here in the valley[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you doing? And where the hell are you?

A: And then I put this one there, and I win. See? I won, now give me the money.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mr. Kim, It is impossible for you to beat me in kaltoh. A wager will not have any effect on the outcome. However, I will agree to give you twenty credits if you beat me.

A: Yes ,please. salt and milk in my tea.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There are four warbirds approaching, captain. Captain?

A: There's nothing wrong with dictatorship, as long as I'm the dictator.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, Mr. Hussein, you think that ruling your country with an iron fist is morally right?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A box of mooncakes.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did John Sheridan get you for your birthday?

A: Iraq

[quote:post_uid0]Q: So, Mr. Hussein, you think that ruling your country with an iron fist is morally right?[/quote:post_uid0]
That reminds me of heat... :p[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you mix the lunar calendar and batter?

A:Love[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is it that made Sa'ar promise 17 he wouldn't do post-sessions with me?

A: Would you wait for me?

(For some reason the library closes in this break :( )[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Delenn, can I space your teddy bear if you aren't out in five minutes? You said you'll be ready in ten minutes half an hour ago!
A: Nada. Zip. Zilch

[ Sa'ar and 17, are in love, Call themselves King and Queen of the board.... So Catalina must be their kid the Princess.....] [b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0][ : RUNS :] [/i:post_uid0][/b:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, what are the chances pkyyr is going to survive the nuclear arsenal I have [b:post_uid0]AIMED AT HER HEAD [i:post_uid0]RIGHT NOW?![/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0]


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] DO me a favour and jump off the nearest cliff, will you?


[You guys are dead. SO dead. SOOOO dead. :adds Cat and pkyyr to her growing list of 'To Kill' people:][/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: ewp?

A: *Whine*

[ hides where no one can find her] :dead: 8|[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] JOHN SHERIDAN! Bad Captain! No biscuit!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I'm thinking of, thinking of....

(You can run, but you can't hide! I'm gonna getcha! )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You're so quiet. What are you thinking about?

A: You're wrong. That was me correcting you.

[quote:post_uid0]So Catalina must be their kid the Princess.....][/quote:post_uid0]
No, but I plan to go forward in time, kidnap their first son, bring him back, and marry him. It makes it easier to take over control.

Try telling Zeke 17 hates pie. The chances of him believing it are not good, but if he does... :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q; You distinctly said Minbari have green blood. I heard you.

A: It'll have to come out, then.

[quote:post_uid0](Sa'ar and 17, are in love, Call themselves King and Queen of the board.... So Catalina must be their kid the Princess...)[/quote:post_uid0]

(Brat :P )[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If we get the unidentified object out of your head, you'll die, but if it stays in, you loose the game.

A: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice prepare to die.

[quote:post_uid0](Brat :P )[/quote:post_uid0]
Say, Neo, can I take you up on that promise you made me, now? :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the 43rd Klingon Rule of Annihilation?

A: Er, well, you [i:post_uid0]almost[/i:post_uid0] got that right...[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Umm, Captain, is that a miniturized doctor model that you're hanging upside down?

A:Arrrrrggghhhhh!ACockroach!!!!Aaaahhhh!!!!*incohe rent scream*[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Agent J, to defeat the Bug, you must stomp on as many roaches as you can find.

A: Harry Potter told me to give you this broom[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hmmm. You've just handed me a nice cigar-shaped package. I wonder what I should make of it?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] In the hall of the mountain king.

{Bum bum bum bum bum bum bah bah bum bum bah bah bum!}


[Are we trying to start our own fora scandals here?!][/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where did Legolas and Gimli make out?

A: Hi. I'm an idiot.

[what's with the 'bum's? trying to get Sa'ar to smack it or something?]

: runs : VERY FAR AWAY.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hi, my name is 17. You must be new to the fora! You are..?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] But, but, but....


[No one smacks Delenn's bum except ME! Not even John Sheridan!

[b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Completely Off-Topic:[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0]

[b:post_uid0]Delenn:[/b:post_uid0] I but, you but, he or she buts....
[b:post_uid0]Sheridan:[/b:post_uid0] Er, no!
[b:post_uid0]Delenn:[/b:post_uid0] Alright, I have a nice butt, and you have a fat one.
[b:post_uid0]Sheridan:[/b:post_uid0] Yeah, that's more like-- HEY! Wait a minute!


Great. I'm even writing fivers as I POST. Buggerit!][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Heelloooooo, baaaaaby!

A: An mind-flayer wearing a dress.

1600th post. Bow before my spiffiness.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: what's worse than a mind-flayer?

A: No , john![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Can I touch you there? Please? Please?</s>

Ugh. NOT going there. [i:post_uid0]NOT.[/i:post_uid0]

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why can't I get a pony, Delenn? Why can't I?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Bom prang![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Say something I don't understand

A: Fubared[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do insane people like to say?

A: That's when I shot her, your honour.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you mean, you couldn't take it after pkyyr started singing "Faith of the Heart" the 5000th time?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I know her! She's the leader of the Fubari, isn't she?[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you heard of that insane girl, 17?

A: mothballs[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] (sings) What is Jean-Luc Picard's brain made of?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Bananas and cream


{I'm not the leader of the Fubari, dammit! Come on!}[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do Minbari avoid as it gives them gas?

A: howdy , mate.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I'm a nice nasty crocodile, and I'm going to eat that nice juicy crazy australian guy over there....


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Moo.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: --ahahaha. Shit. What did I miss?

A: Splots. lots of Splots.

[What [b:post_uid0]ARE[/b:post_uid0] Splots???][/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when paintballs hit the ground?

A: You're all nuts.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We're all going to the swimming at the pool. Wanna join?



A: Just as soon as you do.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How soon would you kill yourself to save humanity?

A: I shouldn't have told Sa'ar to save his own postcount back when I was going after Nan's.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are you crying, catalina_marina?


A:Calculators are for wimps![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You're trying to calculate the square root of 1118421781? Why not use a calculator?

A: Clean your mess. Now.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm the person who wrote time-travel into Voyager...



A: This guy said so.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you know the Cardassians are about to invade Federation space?

A: I'd run, but I see I'm surrounded...[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So Neo, I have you now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

A: Not now, I'm busy torturing this tribble to death[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Say, Gringar, er, Kodu, could you help me with my homework?

A: Cold outside, warm indoors, why do you think?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can you help me make William Shatner's toupee?


A: The sun set on the scene. Darn.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why are the players at the pub, and how do I fix this sock?

A: Fabricati diem, pvnc.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Something's going horribly wrong here. Quick, make a Discworld reference!

<s>{Q: Delenn, why don't you go play outside? :points to airlock}</s>
I hate it when I can't think of an answer fast enough

<s>Q: You're wrong, the correct answer was 'the sunset on the scene'.</s>
AARG!

A: Well hurry up then![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You see, I want to take this boy out to the holodeck, but he's leaving in a day. What should I do?

A: You're all evil. And nuts.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Quit being sarcastic. And no stating the obvious either!

A: There there, Daddy'll get you another Illithid to play with.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Please prove my previous statement.

A: And the cloouuuuds are so niiiiiiiice...[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Stop hallucinating too.

A: The paladin, who else?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So someone has to sacrifice his life so that the rest of the party can survive. Who volunteers?

A: Try rebooting. It works sometimes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how do I get this lazy rogue to actually do something useful? I've already tried kicking him with my boot.

A: I'm not here right now, please leave a message after your inevitable death.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, this is ensign Redshirt. Can you save--

A: I'm not here and I don't care what you have to say, so please leave a message after the non-existing beep.

Don't kick the rogue.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the message on the answering machine of a sociopath?

A: To torture or not to torture, that is the question.

Kick the rogue![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS! Which reminds me of that question I thought up a couple of hours ago... Why are you doing this to me?

A: Don't you mean "To die or not to die"?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: To be a redshirt or not to be a redshirt.

A: ANSWERS! I need answers, damnit![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You're not going so well with the quiz. Do you need something to drink?

A: He's not availlable right now, can I take a message?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you doing here? I summoned Cthulhu, not you!

A: Well, that's what you get for trying to fry a pink squirrel.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What the-- My fingers are all pink!

A: Meh. I can do this on my own.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Aren't you grateful I'm helping you up your postcount? ... No you can't.

A: Experience is the great thing that allows you to identify a mistake when you do it again.

I hate it when people can't spell in sigs. Now I have to spellcheck every time I copy/paste ;) [/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The vulcans are going to accuse you of being illogical. Quick, say something logical.

A: A weird answer deserves a weird question.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: This is a weird question. Especially since it isn't.

A: Phase one complete.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How are you coming along with Fight "Sheridan vs tribbles"?

A: See? A car! I told you it was Rush Hour.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, if you live about 10 kilometers from the nearest 'city', how do you know it's rush hour?

A: Not over my dead body![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Under what kind of circumstances would you be willing to help me become Queen of the Fora?

A: While I'm trying to get past 17's postcount, you're getting past the brat's. What do you say?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Well, what's your offer?

A: Maybe, we'll see.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you want to help me build a timemachine, so I can execute my evil plans?

A: Absolutely not. Then again, neither did she... Maybe I will.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think you need a time machine to get past her postcount?

A: You're just weird.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Of course not. But I'd can't marry their first son without a time machine, because of the aspect of age. So he first has to be born and get older, while I don't... Ah, you get the point.

A: Neo? Are you still there? I want to kidnap Sa'ar very soon (the real soon) because he called me brat. Well, he wasn't talking to me, but it's a good excuse, don't you think? :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: For your information, I'm [b:post_uid0]not[/b:post_uid0] Neo!

A: But I bet you didn't know 1297 is the 211th prime, and 211 is the [b:post_uid0]47[/b:post_uid0]th prime![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you know 10631 is the 1297th prime?

A: [i:post_uid0]Everything[/i:post_uid0] comes back to 47.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, in the end, 17 will marry 47?

A: I think you should run. No wait, take a ship and get out of this galaxy.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oops, I got myself on 17's "to kill" list. What should I do?

A: I'm going to kill Minbari. Just to piss off 17. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the quickest way to piss off 17?

A: I think we should have never called 17 by her real name. See what we have done? She passed us all in total posts.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did we do to deserve this?

A: Do you want to die?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Chakotay, can we go down to the planet with you? It will be a good change of scenery.

A: There was this one time, but it was just luck because there were too many important characters aboard the shuttle.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did Chackotay ever land a shuttle on a planet safely?

A: You might want to doublecheck your plans.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Lets see todays schedule today. I have to be in Engineering at 0600, then an some away mission, then holodeck time with my girlfriend.

A: Sorry I cant go, but me and Seven have plans. She wants me to redecorate Cargo Bay 2. She wants better lighting and a window.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mr. Kim, you're going on an away mission with Chackotay. Do you have any problems with that?

A: I'll make her an offer she can't refuse.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, can you tell Seven she cant have a window in the middle of the ship?

A: Due to lack of dough, this replicator cannot replicate you a dozen donuts.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is there anything the replicator can't replicate?

A: What are you hinting at?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I have a twitch in my neck and I cant stop winking.

A: That isn't very logical, but then again, nothing is anymore.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I [i:post_uid0]need[/i:post_uid0] my daily revenge! I can't survive without it!

A: Keep it cool.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What should I do with Chakotays quarters while he is away?

A: Hey Alien, What's Uuuuuuuup![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How did Picard's worst first contact ever go?

A: Either go left or right. You can't do both.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, which tube do I take?

A: Hello, has everyone forgotten about the Doctor?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: There are still only seven Major Crewmember on Voyager, the rest is expendable

A: Don't you see I'm crying here?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh, there you are Doctor. I need your help.

A: Buffy would have no problems killing off all the weak vampires from "Underworld"[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh no! I'm not going in there! [i:post_uid0]No-one[/i:post_uid0] can kill [i:post_uid0]that[/i:post_uid0] much vampires all by himself.

A: Docter Quin[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So Doctor, what is the name you finally came up with?

A: Is that all, or is there more to this away mission that I need to know about.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Go to this planet and get some stuff. Oh, watch out for the beasties.

A: Green-eyed lady.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who's at the door?

A: Could you be a little less vague, please?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I've just thought of something.

A: Mir space station.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Name something of little importance that is different in the Mirror Universe.

A: I'd never do that.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?

A: Frosty but warm[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How's the weather in that madhouse of yours?

A: Old pie.

EDIT:[quote:post_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?[/quote:post_uid0]
Of course I did. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's that you're using as a doorstop?

A: Midnight confession.

[quote:post_uid0]Q: Did you rub Sa'ar's nose into the fact that you're one post ahead of him now?

Of course I did.[/quote:post_uid0]

Laugh while you can...it won't be for long.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Darn, I just sold old pie to John Sheridan...what should I do?



A: Or not.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The end is nigh!

A: A travesty.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you put Nicole Kidman with Elijah Wood?


A: Try it, dudes![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I dont know Tom, those turbulant waves look dangerous.

A: I sure hope the Borg dont get into Fast food assimulation[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Whatinell's this? A nanoburger?

A: My linguini has gone crooked.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened? I heard you scream..

A: Large noose[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Gee, I think Cat's head is too big for her right now.. what do you think we should use to remedy that?


:lol:


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Slinkies.


[I'm kidding, Cat... no hard feelings here. Absolutely none. I'm not that kind of girl... :RUNS:][/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We have a hanging to do captain? What do we need to get for the man with the long neck?

A: Lego my ego, then get me an ego waffle.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mommy, what's an ego?

A: mayo heyo[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what did you say when you saw all that mayo in the Cargo Bay?

A: Neelix, may I have a normal peanut butter and jelly sandwich?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Our special tonight is either Bolian pie or Roasted Minbari, which one would you prefer?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] ICQ is taking over my life.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do you have a large flower across your forehead?

A: No I will not. Do it yerself.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, will you help me make an episode where ICQ is taking over the forumgoers brains?

A: I seek you too bud[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I seek you, stem! Do you seek me too?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's the EVIL Cow of DOOM!-- RUNNN! [b:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]Run for your lives![/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Whassat that keeps going : " MOO-ahahahaha?"

A: I canna fly you fools![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Scotty, flap your arms and run away!

A: You guys are the best.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Saar, we here give you a "Pass for 1st anytime" card

A: I should have given him another card[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Oh look, here lies Ensign Redshirt. Poor Red. Looks like he ran out of life passcards to give...


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, no. Oh, no.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, I'm telepathic. What is it about you and Delenn you don't want me to know?

A: Meeheehee...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Quick, PK, do your Mini-Me impression!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Twister.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happens if a pack of Twisties mutate?

A: 17.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything?

A: 42[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's Sa'ar's Answer to L, TU, and E, adjusted for inflation?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Candy![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you want?

A: He's a magic man.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who is THAT, Naomi?

A: Dots[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you shrink the clones of Data's cat?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Energy bars.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do Transformers eat between meals of energon cubes?

A: Ice cubes.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][censors first X-rated, Delenn related answer she thought of]

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you freeze Borg ships?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A terrible death.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happens to those who breed tribbles?

A: Squashed spoo[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What gets shoved up the nose of those who kill those who breed tribbles?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Kosh.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you call a sockful of sand that spouts bewildered proclamations.

A: Kitsilano[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q : what gets dropped on people who shove things up Klingon's noses

A: YAAAAAAAHHHHH![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What sound does the Klingon who droppped Kitsilano make after the people she dropped said town on come back and haunt her for the rest of her life?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] John Sheridan is a looney potato![/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hi. I'm ambassador Delenn. You wished to say something?

A: Sa'ar and 17 are married.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So what's new in that twisted, deluded virtuality that you live in, PK?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Noster Terminal, Superbono Robertus Pro Laitsoliduspanus.[/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Gibberish, please!

A: No way in hell.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Can I deify you? Please? No? Alright, whatever you say...


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] La, la la...


[That was "Our last, best hope for cheesecake" rendered in Latin...][/color:post_uid0]

[pkyyr]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is ( al al, al)prime?

A: hrmph. bored.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What reason did Sheridan give for nuking Z'Ha'Dum back to the Middle Ages?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my nukes can vaporize you.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Sticks and stones can break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

A: Nil illegitimi carborundum.

(Very bad, mutatedlabrat-Latin)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Caviat Canun

(Ok, so it doesn't make any sense. So? :D )

A: Cogito ergo contraxi

[quote:post_uid0]Laugh while you can...it won't be for long.[/quote:post_uid0]
Two words: idem dito :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Cat, Enlighten us with some of your Fiving Latin knowledge

A: Roll this period over to that sentence STAT![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you want me to do with all these mixed up punctuation marks?

A: Sneaky sneaky, sir![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I want you to hide these commas in the closet over there.

A: um Captain, we are being attacked my Exclamation marks[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did the ship just shake?

A: Holy crap![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the one of the Punctuation Gods step in?

A: The Decimal points went on strike. Does that make cents?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you need our commas for?

A: Saddle up![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We have punctuation to deliver. Got any fast horses?

A: Women give the Punctual Period Gods a bad reputation[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What don't the Punctuation Gods like Women?

A: It's not my imagination.

(Yes, I [i:post_uid0]am[/i:post_uid0] listening to [i:post_uid0]The Cranberries[/i:post_uid0]. How could you tell?)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Cat, will you control your imagination? Its starting to become reality.

A: Its not my reality[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Like I've been trying to explain for the last seven minutes, it [i:post_uid0]is[/i:post_uid0] the reality.

A: Just do your thing and let's get out of here.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: PLEASE sigh and scream when Orlando Bloom comes on the screen! please? Please! I dont wanna be the only one!



A: And in the dream, copies of "The Dumb Waiter" multiplied like Tribbles![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So you had a nightmare after watching "Dumb and dumber" last night?

A: Never mind him, he's just running around imagining Earth is being taken over by Aliens.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is Bush cursing the UN?



A: It's just a fish out of water.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's that moving thing over there?

A: Believe me, you don't want to know. I'm not even sure I do.

(And I did it again. Yay me. :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's that on your shoulder?

A: Crestgorski[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who's the new Russian Redshirt?



A: Tying a knot in a rope reduces it strenth by 50%.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I wonder why the rope I tried to use to rescue the shuttle broke? I seriously think we need to get a tractor beam installed the next time we are back at Earth.

A: For the last time...Cars do not fly[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Look, mommy Lexus! Look! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You're a moron.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: YAY! I killed me some Minbari!

A: Why do you always disturb me on important moments?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Stop sitting there drinking coffee, the Borg, Big Bad AND Cigarette Smoking Man are attacking!


A: Ask an answer, get a question.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] To quote Delenn, "Explain the plot of this to me again..."

[Just re-watched the episode again yesterday... go me!]

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Popcorn and Daffy Duck.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What IS that smell?



A: Hobbit-wobbits are sooo cutey-wootey![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Legolas, if you say anything more retarded than the usual, I swear I will personally impale you upon the sharp end of Anduril!


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Come here, handsome![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:<s> Make me hurl</s>

What did you say, dear?

A: Whoops, wrong window[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hello, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such windows as...



A: Just in time, too![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] I'm here for John Sheridan's funeral... is the bugger dead yet?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Does it look like I know?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What horrible inhuman scum introduced John Sheridan into this forum?



A: I cant see why you cant see why.[/color:post_uid0]