Answer --> Question game

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why are the walls of this building vibrating, Opium?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] GAHAHAHAHAHA![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: 17, are you going insane? You always fantasizing about rear ends.

A: Just go around[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you succeed in making NeoMatrix cry?



A: That's too bad.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: John died

A: Well, you knew it was about to blow up.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did you throw that prop grenade at me? It got flour all over me!


A: She jumped down and ran away.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Erm, where's the woman who was standing at the edge of that skyscraper a moment ago?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It's cold out here.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did one Eskimo Alien say to the other Eskimo Alien?

A: So, what does your Alien detector say about that one?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Odd. My alien detector seems to indicate that the President of the United States is a mentally retarded ape from the planet Snurpy.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you kill TopHatMan and John?



A: No, that's NOT what I meant![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

Q:Okay Captain, I've just fired at Will. What do we do with his body now?

A: MooOooOOOoo.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Have you seen Josie?

A: Well, that is what you get when you ask a cow a question

[taya17]

Q: Why are you all covered in digested GRASS BITS?!

A: I see.

[Michiel]

Q: I hear.

A: From GMT-3 through GMT+5.

[Opium]

Q: When can I bug 17 with John and TopHatMan?


A: That "fire at Will" joke.

[Alexia]

Q: What Star Trek joke has been done a million and one times but somehow makes you laugh everytime anyway!

A. It's red, but i wouldn't eat it.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey Neo, which pill have you decided to take?

A: Is there a yellow one for the undecive people?

[Opium]

Q: You can either have a green pill or a red pill.


A: I think we meant different pills.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Just what I need, sleeping pills. Oh, and they are blue and red. That just rocks my socks!

A: Blue socks

[Opium]

Q: What IS Data talking about?

(ah, group adaptive story... )


A: Here.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Where did you leave the Group Adaptive Story?

A: Make sure you buy a squirrel from the lady by the cliff

[Opium]

Q: What should I do before I leave Tofino?


A: You say a lot of wierd things, but that actually made a lot of sense!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: *THWAP* GAK!

A: I have always wondered where she kept that space station hidden

[Opium]

Q: Is that...TopHatMan and John wearing tutu's?



A: Now don't forget, you are now a fangirl.

[Vedra]

Q: When attending a Star Trek convention as part of the Witness Protection program,what did Agent Robinson tell Janey Stevens?

Brad Pitt and a bed full of cheese doodles,of course.

[Opium]

Q: What is T'Pol's biggest fantasy that does not contain chilli or pecan pie or Trip or Archer?


A: That was just very wrong. Do it again!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I got mad at John, so I killed him a couple of times.

A: That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

[Opium]

Q: Did anyone ever tell you you are exactly like TopHatMan and John all rolled into one?



A: That's sweet, but no.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Opium, you are beautiful. Wanna go out to a movie?

A: I will even let you pick the movie.

[Opium]

Q: Why are you still posting? I said no to the movie, I mean, really, "Catwoman"? Yeck!


A: Maybe if you buy dinner, pay for the movie(which will be the Bourne Supremcy) rent a limo, and promise no come-ons or pick-up lines, sure.

[Vedra]

Q. What are the conditions for Opium going out with NeoMatrix?

A.Okay,if it's what you want....lemme get my axe.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: All I want you to do is to cut this tree down onto TopHatMan and John, its not like I want to marry you or anything.

A: The tree over there, not this one

[Opium]

Q: So it is under this tree that you want to get married to TopHatMan?


A: Is that naughty fanfiction or something?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: NO! You cant look at that book.

A: Just another unsolved murder mystery

[Vedra]

Q: What's with this pile of old threads?

A: You can't use ginger ale for that.

[Opium]

Q: I was thinking of writing a sexy new fanfic series about Snape and an Original Character.



A: I didn't realize that sort of dirt was allowed.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Have a hole to fill? Well, here are some rumors for you *Whispers
Rumors*

A: I'll keep this dirt for another hole. This is too good to let go of

[Opium]

Q: I see you have a huge whole in the text of your Rumour Page. Why don't you use that gossip about NeoMatrix stalking Keanu Reeves? 8)


A: I wish we had more emoticons.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I would express how I feel right now, but there is no emoticon for it.

A: :twisted:

[Opium]

Q: What do you think of Dax/Kirk fanfiction?



A: Whatever, just don't call me.

[danieldoof]

Q: hey did you know Patrick Stewart want's to meet you?


A: yeah, I do that for living, too.

[Opium]

Q: I am a student of theatre.


A: Is that a movie or something?

[Michiel]

Q: Have you seen that anvil that's about to fall on your head?

A: Hehe. Now that you mention it... NO!

[NAHTMMM]

Q: It looks kinda like you have Oreos in your avatar, doesn't it? ARE those Oreos?



A: They don't have any? Curse you B.Dalton! :x

[Alexia]

Q: All the red opal fruits are gone, so no one has any.

A: It *IS* opal fruits, I say. Starbursts just isn't the same!

[Hotaru]

Q: Is this the same as a starburst?


A: 403-801-5829

[Opium]

Q: What's the "So You Think Alien Nazi's Is A Stupid Idea" complaint line?




A: Snape would like it, I'm sure.

[Katy Jane]

Q: What do you think of my HP fanfic where Harry gets expelled and Snape gets the dark arts position?




A: Er... I'll get back to you on that.

[Opium]

Q: What did Snape say when Trelwaney asked him out?


A: Erm, no, I'm busy now, but tomorow would be great.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey, I need your help in taking over the world.

A: The Door in the Floor

[Opium]

Q: Where do you think I can find good supplies for canning my fruits to store in my cellar?


A: But Snape is cute in a sort of middle-aged creepy way!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I don't think it is a good idea for you to date Snape.

A: I hope that the last of the marriage advice you give me

[Vedra]

Q: Well,I think you should make her into a nice creamy smoothie!

A: "Leave the newspaper and a box of pizza rolls on my desk by nine,or you're fired!"

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What is the new command the Borg give ships they encounter?

A: I think the Borg are trying to get the internet hooked up to all their ships, but they are having a hard time finding someone to install it for them.

[Opium]

Q: Why did the Borg just command me to send over Wesley Crusher?



A: No, I doubt Snape could ever between Crusher and Picard.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Do you think Snape will be able to find a way to break up this Picard/Crusher 'ship?

A: Doing that will bring chaos to the universe. On second thought, I think it's a great idea. Make it so!

[Hotaru]

Q: Captain Picard, do you think I should allow this borg to assimilate Q?


A: If Janeway said so, it must be true!

[danieldoof]

Q: that odd-haired woman said that coffee is tasty.


A: no, that's too scary

[catalina_marina]

Q: What about I pair you up with, oh let's see, Alexia?

A: Now I wonder what Nan's mother needs a shotgun for, just because Sa'ar is sleeping over. :roll:

[Alexia]

Q: What about I pair you up with, oh let's see, Alexia?
:P Thanks. :roll: What? You thought I wouldn't see? :lol:

**THWAPS CAT WITH FRESHLY SHARPENED BAT'LETH**

Much better... :wink:

Q: Nan's mum bought this ENORMOUS shotgun the other day.

A: Funny cat. I laughed all that way to the big shiney Bat'eth.

[catalina_marina]

Q: So what did you think of Oddity?

A: But... But... I didn't do it! It wasn't me! I'm all innocent!

Alexia: Good thing it's not a bat'leth then, right? :roll:

[danieldoof]

Q: have you made a joke on alexia?



A: well then, lets do it..

[catalina_marina]

Q: Interesting, how you're not mad at all. This is very interesting. So, this thing with Alexia, are you going to do that, or what?

A: And then, of course, there's Nic.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Let's see, we have Me, Cat, 17, Alexia, Opium, Sa'ar, Zeke, KJ, Tarn-Vedra, Hotaru, and NAH going to the Trek Convention. Who are we forgetting?

A: Are you sure those are odd socks? I could have sworn they were even.

[Alexia]

Alexia: Good thing it's not a bat'leth then, right? :roll:

What? I dont' know what you mean I'm sure. These people who can't read...*whistles, places hands behind back, slowly walks away*

Q: Hey you! You with the odd socks? PHJ...

A: It is all a figment of your imagination. I always preview my posts, totally illiminating typos

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I have evidence that you edited your post after someone pointed out a typo.

A: "Threshold"

[Hotaru]

Q: I can say, without a doubt, that Voyager never ONCE produced a bad episode.

A: She married who!?

[catalina_marina]

Q: Alexia secretly married Danieldoof! And worse still, I wasn't invited! :shock:

A: Oh, it's a hopeless 'ship, yes. But kids will be kids, right?

[Opium]

Q: Do you think Dr. Crusher and Captian Picard will ever married?



A: No, he's mine! MINE I tell you!

[catalina_marina]

Q: Hey Opium. Would you approve if I took Gatac to the ball?

A: Harmless. Well, mostly.

[Opium]

Q: How would you describe Sirius/Snape and Trip/Archer fics?



A: I think it is very wrong.

[danieldoof]

Q: what about me marrying alexia?


A: if you say that again, I have to hurt you...

[catalina_marina]

Q: You can't marry Alexia, because you don't love her!

A: So you do love her then? :roll:

[Opium]

Q: I think Kate Winslet is a really cool actress.



A: Can you GET OFF THAT SUBJECT? Now how about some tea?

[Hotaru]

Q: So I was thinking of talking about TopHatMan alot, what are your thoughts?


A: Hoopla!

[Opium]

Q: What do you think about the rumour about Star Trek: John and TopHatMan's Excellent Adventure?



A: It is an interesting concept, although I'm not sure how big a money-maker it would be.

[Alexia]

Q: I've had an idea. Alexia murders Cat: The movie.

A: OK, what happened in this thread when I wasn't looking...

[danieldoof]

Q: we are now officially married :twisted:


A: why.....oh why

[Alexia]

Q: Cat is looking for a diversion from the C/PHJ 'ship fanfic.

A: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... :wink:

[Opium]

Q: I like Our Lady Peace.



A: If you like them so much, why don't you just try to marry one of them?

[catalina_marina]

Q: I like Alexia and danieldoof together. What do you think?

A: Oh they'll be juuust fine. Don't worry about it.

[Xeroc]

Q: Aren't you worried about the people who visit the 5mv forums?

A: Nobody Cares.

[danieldoof]

Q: I just came from outside watching some meteors and saw about 6 or 7.


A: oh that is mean....do not ever ask that again

[catalina_marina]

Q: Are you absolutely, 100% sure you want to marry Alexia? Cause you can still back out you know. No-one is going to look at you any differently.

A: Sleepy time.

[Xeroc]

Q: Time for work!

A: 1 x 10^15

[Opium]

Q: What is the equation for all the forum 'ships?



A: No, really. It doesn't bother me. Except when you ask me if it bothers me. That bothers me a lot.

[Xeroc]

Q: Does it bother you when people ask you if something bothers you?

A: 5mv forumgoers.

[danieldoof]

Q: I was wondering what the funniest people of all time are called....


A: you don't mean it that way, do you???

[Opium]

Q: I do not agree with Don Cherry about visors and Frenchies.
(hehe, Canadiana)


A: Sure, if I agree to every step on a step-by-step basis.

[Xeroc]

Q: Would you agree to formulate step-by-step instructions?

A: :roll:

[Hotaru]

Q: What is Cat's favorite smily?


A: If you believe that, then you're crazy!

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you think humor has no place in serious forum discussions?

A: That's the third time I've heard that today!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: You know what? I think im going to believe That was telling the truth.

A: Are you saying That is a real person

[Opium]

Q: Hey look! Pres. George W. Bush!



A: That could be taken in a dirty manner.

[Chaud_Blaze]

Q: mind if i dock in your spaceport (don't hate me for that)

A Pain, despair, angst , depression, slavery

[Opium]

Q: Hi Chaud Blaze! Hope you have fun here. BTW, why are you looking for while you are here?


A: Oh no, not THAT joke again!

[Chaud_Blaze]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road

A: slow, procrastinator, likes pie

[Opium]

Q: How do you describe Trip on Enterprise?


A: Here. Take some.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Can I have some pi...peanut butter and jelly?

A: Porky Pig can say it better than you

[Hotaru]

Q: You're strange...


A: If I could turn back time

[Opium]

Q: Okay, now, you just say what I say, and gives a cool echo effect, effect, effect. *sings* If I could take back time...



A: A cornacopia of corn-filled corn tortilli corn dogs.

[Hotaru]

Q: If you can somehow say "Corn" 4 times in relation to food in one sentance, I will give you a top hat!


A: Take the #14, then the 12, then 165. That should take you to the right place.

[Xeroc]

Q: How do I get to the nearest spaceport?

A: I'll give you three guesses...

[Opium]

Q: Are you in love with Donald Trump?



A: That is one ODD 'ship!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did one Voyager writer say to the other Voyager writer when one of them came up with the idea of pairing Chakotay with Seven?

A: Apparently, T'Pol was distracted today when she saw Tom Paris, but it was only brief because Tom was flying by at Warp 10.

[Xeroc]

Q: What happened today on the set of Enterprise?

A: Trust me, you ... don't ... want ... to ... know.

[Hotaru]

Q: What happened on the last episode of "Will and Grace"?


A: :shock:

[Opium]

Q: What do you think of Tasha Yar/Tom Paris?



A: No one knows yet.

[Hotaru]

Q: Do you know if 17 is going to run in the election?


A: Her FRIEND had a FEELING.
special prize to who ever can figure out what that's from!

[Opium]

Q: Why did Hotaru post a cryptic answer?


A: Put it there.

[Xeroc]

Q: Should I put a joke here?

A: What kind of a dsokdpach would ask that kind of a question?

[Hotaru]

Q: Where'd I leave my towel?


A: Indubitably!

and my quote was from Friends. Do we have no Friends fans?

[Xeroc]

Q: Is Hotaru a Friends fan?

A: Possibly, but don't take my word for it...

[Opium]

Q: Is Admiral Sab a DAYS fanatic?



A: There really isn't a right way, so just give up.

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Is the plural of "pooney" spelled "pooneys" or "poonies"? Or is there a single correct way to spell it at all?




A: GASP! SHOCK!

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you hear? There was some mildly serious conversation on the IRC yesterday!

A: I'll give you to the count of three...

[Opium]

Q: I want to watch "Days of our Lives".



A: WOOHOO! Canada got 2 golds, although one was in an exhibition sport, so it doesn't count towards the medal count. :(

[Xeroc]

Q: What do you think of the latest olympic performances?

A: Prepare To Die! :twisted:

[Opium]

Q: What did 17 say to Cat when she called her "taya"?



A: If you do that, then everyone will know.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I'm thinking of putting the top secret in my livejournal.

A: We had to change some plans when we found out that Sax was coming back.

[Saxamaphone]

Q: What happened to all the groaner pun settups on the board?

A: It slimed me.

[taya17]

Q: George! You just sent 10,000 troops to flatten that poor little fishing village! WHY?

A: Because my toes hurt.

[Hotaru]

Q: Why is Nic carrying you around?


A: Who would've guessed!?

[Opium]

Q: Our Lady Peace is my favorite band.



A: Really? I would have thought it was.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did you know that the answer to the last question wasn't Voyager

A: ...so two lizards walk into a bar

[Hotaru]

Q: Will you tell me a joke with a really bad punchline?


A: That'll never work.

[Scooter]

Q. Can't we all just try to believe in C/7?


A. It's in Data's secret compartment.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Where did you put the TopTenLists?

A: Captain, you spoke too soon. It's snowing in space.

[Hotaru]

Q: Nothing could make this christmas any more special!


A: If you believe it, it will happen.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So Captain, what wish did the Q grant you?

A: If a planet blows up, and nobody is there to see or hear it, does anyone really care?

[stripysox]

Q: Mr Reed, do you think it is ethical ?

A: Just watch the left ear ok. Its sensative.

[Opium]

Q: My cat just got scatched on the ear. What would he say to me if he could?

(No, really, he did :( )


A: It's some good living.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I heard you are enjoying your life now that you are not a redshirt anymore.

A: I heard that!

[Opium]

Q: Your spoon is showing.



A: Here?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Watch out for that cliff you are about to fall off...

A: Hey, that is the FedX starship that just passed up.

[Opium]

Q: When will we get our supply of Pecans, Capt'n?


A: There goes the neighberhood.

[Xeroc]

Q: Is that the Borg invading?

A: :) + :P - :wink: * 8) ^ :twisted: = :D

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Using smiley math, use the +, -, *, and ^ operators to combine five single-digit numbers to equal a sixth single-digit number.



A: We're going to need a bigger float.

[Xeroc]

Q: Noah, do you think this little raft I made here will work?

A: A really dumb question.

[Opium]

Q: What did you just ask?



A: No, I'll wait for the movie.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey, John wrote a book about his life

A: I'll wait for the movie so I can eat it

[Scooter]

Q: Hey, Captain Crunch just wrote a book about his life


A: See, that's why your pants don't fit anymore.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I've been eating too many good movies lately

A: If you eat that movie, you might actually fall in love

[Opium]

Q: When you sing a movie, your food gets listened too.



A: Big green monkey.


5 pie points to whoever knows where the above answer is from!

[Xeroc]

Q: In the lyrics to "Everone's a Junkie (http://www.lyricsstyle.com/o/ourladypeace/everyonesajunkie.html)" by Our Lady Peace, what's the rest of this line? "___ _____ ______, everyone's a junkie"

So, where's my points?


A: Red Alert! Battlestations!

[Opium]

Q: I'm sorry, what where you saying before I got carried away with the OLP DVD?


Pie points!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/pie.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/pie.jpg
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A: The dark sarcasm in the classroom.

[Xeroc]

Q: Who is Sa'ar Chasm?

A: Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit that!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: *Thwap* *Twist* *Thwap* *Tickle*

A: Didn't he have a head earlier?

[Opium]

Q: And the runner from Bulgaria has won by the tip of his shoe!



A: If that were true we would all know.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did you know that the Sun is Yellow

A: Whoops

[Xeroc]

Q: Are the shields up yet?


A: In 3.... 2.... 1....

[danieldoof]

Q: hey when does the self-destruct mechanism blows up our nice ship?


A: who told you that little secret????

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you have any redshirts?


A: Right around the corner!

[danieldoof]

Q: where have you seen my redshirts the last time??


A: well, maybe later, now I am too tired

[Xeroc]

Q: Can you get me some redshirts?


A: Hmmm, there's an opening on wendnesday morning in january ... of 2054.

[danieldoof]

Q: want some?? I can get you plenty of them.. when can I come around and give em to you?


A: but do not tell yo mama...

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I borrowed one of your redshirts

A: Ok, who ordered the consols that don't actually blow up?

[Hotaru]

Q: Hey! We took a hit and I'm still alive! It's a good day to be a redshirt!


A: Wait... Clogs?

[Opium]

Q: I was looking for some boots, but got bored and bought clogs instead. They're waterproof, right?



A: You are on the waiting list.

[danieldoof]

Q: hey I want those clogs too... can you sell me some?


A: what?? no that message I missed..

[Opium]

Q: Did you hear that all redshirts must now wear pink bow ties and red clogs?



A: Pertain your wanted items within the West Side shop, yo!

[Scooter]

Q: Speaking in a way that almost makes sense, can you tell me where I can find these clogs?


A: Eighteen slips of latinum. In advance.

[Xeroc]

Q: So, how much are these clogs?


A: Yeesh, why would I ever know a thing like that?

[Opium]

Q: This standard wirehaired dachshund can be trained to do almost anything-from answer the door to answer the phone. It can dance, howl in tune, bring you any item you want. It is trained to move chairs into place to get items you ask for or to help you into a chair. This dachshund alerts when there is a stranger at the door in a loud bark, and will nudge you when there someone you know at the door. The only catch is, it chews on wooden clogs, so if have any, put them up high.


A: Maybe if it did not cost $200.

[Xeroc]

Q: Do you want to buy this Top Hat?


A: No, I didn't!

[danieldoof]

Q: hey you made a spelling mistake in your last post


A: let me think about it .......... erm no!!

[Xeroc]

Q: You sure I can't have some redshirts?


A: Of Course!

[Opium]

Q: Do you love TopHatMan and John? Do you have all their posters on your walls?



A: It made sense yesterday.

[Xeroc]

Q: What's all this about TopHatMan and John?


A: The fifth degree.

[Hotaru]

Q: What degree would random-redshirt-killing fall under in the national federation act?


A: If they could make that I would definately buy it! No wait... I wouldn't.

[Opium]

Q: Did you hear about the new romance novel featuring Tony Danza, Wesley Crusher, George Kastanza and some random Texas chorusline girls?


A: That idea just might not work out as well as you think.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: A Star Trek Broadway Show with redshirts wearing clogs and pink bow ties?

A: OH my, what have you started here

[Opium]

Q: So then TopHatMan went with John to pick some women at the local Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con convention, and of course they did, because now they are celebs, and...


A: It caught on. It's out of my control now.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I see you started another crazy idea that we can't get rid of. What do you have to say for yourself?

A: Ok, for now on if anyone mentions them, you give me a nickle.

[Opium]

Q: Now that TophatMan and John have become recurring characters, what do I get?


A: Nah, it would be better if it starred TopHatMan and John

[NAHTMMM]

Q. Oh my. Disney's going to do a Wizard of Oz movie starring the Muppets. Isn't this going to be just perfect. :?



A: What, don't you trust me?

[Opium]

Q: I am not sending $200 to the "NAHTMMM wants to feed poor little starving kids pecan pie" fund.


A: This is going to be a long one.

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you hear? Someone's going to piece together the one-by-one story all together!


A: Hit Escape.

[Opium]

Q: ACK! The One-By-One story has started reproducing little John's and TopHatMan's on my computer!


Actually, NeoMatrix HAS compiled the One-by-one together already!


A: If I don't make it, know that I was indifferent all along.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: It doesn't look like you are going to make it out of the mall in time.

A: Well, when I saw him in the store today, he asked me if I wanted paper or plastic.

[Xeroc]

Q: Did you hear John just got a new job at the grocery store on the corner?


A: What? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

[Opium]

Q: HEY, XEROC...WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PINK FLOYD CONCERT?

A: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?

[Scooter]

Q. What were David Cassidy's last words?


A. No phones! No lights! No motorcars!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What are the first words in Weird Al's 'Amnish Paridice'?

A: Don't pan- ah screw it!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did John say right before the stampede got him?

A: Darth_Limburger at your service

[Opium]

Q: [email protected] types: im a sing1e grrl with not much to do...any1 want to chat @ a privat room?

Arg, that shaw.ca campaign is annoying!

A: If you make it quick, we won't miss "Driving Miss Daisy" at the old theatre downtown.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Why?
A: Because!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Why do I have to go?

A: Because I said so

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Where do you need to go?
A: Anywhere I need to go!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Where did that guy go?

A: In Barrie, ON!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, are you ok?

A: Please ask a question

(Chancellor Valium, the question you post goes to the answer of the previous post, then you post an answer for someone to post a question to. Kind of like the answer procedes the question)7

[Xeroc]

Q: What was I suppossed to do again?


A: Fire Away!

[Alexia]

Q: I've got this loaded gun pointed at PHJ's head. What should I do with it?

A: Yes, I probably deserved that :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Where was I?
A: Shoot the damn thing!
(that better?)

[Hotaru]

...no.

You see, Alexia ended her post with an Answer. That answer was "Yes, I probably deserved that". You then start your post with the question that she responded to. In this case something along the lines of "Did you deserve that?"

You are asking a question that previous poster has already answered.

Q: PHJ, what do you think we should do with this gun?

A: It was fast... but surprisingly bloody.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: How was the latest episode of CSI?

A: The Man

[Scooter]

Q. Name one friend of Chico.


A. Don't do it!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What does Janeway say in a Mirror Universe?

A: Meow

[taya17]

Q: How would you say "DIE YOU BASTARD I KEEL YOU WITH RUSTY SPORK"? to a cat?

A: Daleko od tebe...

[Xeroc]

Q: Kuda biti te 17?


A: Nice try, you won't fool me that easily.

[taya17]

Q: Here are my election promises, will you vote for me in November now?

A: If you see anything about yea big with six legs, tell me. I have to kill it before it develops a language.

Q: Kuda biti te 17?

Whoah.... :shock: that ALMOST made sense! I think the question you were trying to ask was "Gdje si, 17"? ;)

(It IS quite close. "Gdje" and "kuda" both mean "where", and "biti" is the infinitive verb "to be", whose present tense second person singular conjugation is "si". "Te" is in the wrong case; it should be nominative "ti", but since the pronoun is implied by the form of the verb I got lazy and left the pronoun out... and 17 is my name, of course. Just so you know. *evil*)

[Xeroc]

Q: Q: Kuda biti te 17?

Whoah.... :shock: that ALMOST made sense! I think the question you were trying to ask was "Gdje si, 17"? ;)

(It IS quite close. "Gdje" and "kuda" both mean "where", and "biti" is the infinitive verb "to be", whose present tense second person singular conjugation is "si". "Te" is in the wrong case; it should be nominative "ti", but since the pronoun is implied by the form of the verb I got lazy and left the pronoun out... and 17 is my name, of course. Just so you know. *evil*)
Yay! :D I'm doing the best I can - and I understand where I messed up.


Q: What do the experiments you're looking for look like?


A: ICWYMAWYWTATITLTYSRBTRLA.

[Scooter]

Q. What, in order, will be the initials of all of 17's children?


A. I don't get it.

[Scooter]

Q: What does Janeway say in a Mirror Universe?


Hee hee hee

[Alexia]

Q: What does Janeway say in a Mirror Universe?

Hee hee hee
I liked that one too :wink:

Q: Have you seen all the math in this forum?

A: Evil. Just plain evil.

[Opium]

Q: That fake blood on "The Practice" looks really much to pink.



A: Props people rule! No really, they could give you a real blade instead of a prop one. Be nice to them!

[Hotaru]

Q: That prop guy is looking at me weird... I think he may want to kill me!


A: And then the people fly upwards and everyone forgets about them!

I want to go see "The forgotten" it looks creepy. But now that my friend is unemployed she can't afford to come with us. Damn you ATB!

[Xeroc]

Q: So, what happens next in the script?


A: This is 36mm? What the heck? I clearly asked for 35mm film! Sheesh!

[Opium]

Q: Here is your 36mm film. Kodak has introduced it so people will buy its new, 36mm cameras.



A: Erm...let me see...I'm afraid there is only one opening available in that course out of 10 classes and 400 seats, and the class times interferes with your core courses.


*hopes not to hear the above statement tomorow*

[Xeroc]

Q: Is Drama available?


A: Ha, Ha, Ha, that's a good one!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Zeke walks into a bar. "Ouch!"
A:Nope. Only Business Studies And Their Relationship to Modern Underwater Basketry and Microbiotic Philology are available.
(Have I got this right yet?)

[Xeroc]

Q: Is Quantum Physics available on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?


A: About a 16 terabyte hard drive should do it.


(Yes! You do! Congratulations! :D )

[danieldoof]

Q: do you know something where we can put the chatlogs on?

A: if you are asking me........I dunno

[Xeroc]

Q: What exactly is http://www.danieldoof.de.tk/gifs/groupwave.gif for?


A: Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays, and sometimes Mondays.

[Scooter]

Q. How often does John die?


A. No. Will New Jersey do?

[Xeroc]

Q: Can I have Colorado?


A: :arrow:

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Can I book a flight to the Q Continuem?

A: Muppet Babies got cancled

{ I took a Star Trek personnality test, I got Paris :( }

[Hotaru]

Q: Hey! Why do you looks so sad?


A: She kisses like my mom... COOKS!

[Scooter]

Q. Hey, Oedipus, how's the new girlfriend?


A. I would it weren't for this darn third nipple.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I hear you picked up yourself a hot alien babe. Are you use to her species' sex traditions yet?

A: I did, but then he farted in my general direction

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Did you give him the anti flatuance?

A: Seven Days

[Xeroc]

Q: How long is a week?


A: Just format the E: drive and reboot.

[Scooter]

Q. I just misspelled my own name when I was naming a file on my hard drive. What should I do?


A. One orange, two apples.

[Xeroc]

Q: What kinda fruit y'ave there?


A: So-o-o, your point is?

[Opium]

Q: Why did you crowd my parking space? I can't get out of my car! It took me 45 minutes to find this space! I'm late for theatre history! I can't miss today's! There's a guest speaker! Let me out!


A: You really could be a bit nicer.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Can I have a Fajita? Or do I have to hurt you?

A: When pigs fly and the grass is blue

[Scooter]

Q. When do you think C/7 will catch on?


A. Don't feed the 'shippers.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: ...and then Seven turned around slowly and blew a kiss towards Chakotay as she walked out of his quarters naked...

A: and where am I in this fiver?

[Xeroc]

Q: How do you like this last fiver that was written?


A: The IRC, where else?

[Scooter]

Q. Where will the All-5MV-Forum Twister Showdown be held?

A. Ham and eggs. With guacamole. And beans.

[Opium]

Q: What do you want on your pecan pie?



A: If you can't, then do it.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What do I do if I can't fix The Doctor?

A: She flew off a cliff saw a J/C scene that you won't find on Voyager

[Opium]

Q: There are these four lightbulbs purpling number R's in a bathtable, and who ate a book of bubblebum?


A: That really made a lot of sense!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Here, let me push this bu...*GAK*... so you can *GAK*... watch this movie in Eng...*GAK*

A: Captain, the new tractor beam has been turned on. Also, I would like to report that the tractor beam is pulling a planet behind us. Oh, and it's hailing us.

[Opium]

Q: Why did you interupt me from my Swedish meatball pie?


A: That informations is unvailable at this time, but you may be able to get it at the Tourist Information Board.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Where's the Men's room?

[Xeroc]

Q: Say absolutely nothing!


A: GASP! (I'd use more !'s, but you know I can't.)

[KillerGodMan]

Thanks for covering me Xeroc...

Q: Rick Bermin is planning on cheating to win the eTrektion!

A: Oh NO! Not THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! :shock:

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Chili for dinner, then pie for dessert. Also, I invited John to come over to eat with us.

A: I thought you took care of that already

[Scooter]

In honor of Kira's fiver:

Q. I'm going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!


A. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

[Opium]

Q: Yo, you huge Ewok! Your show was only entertaining to toddlers and preschoolers!


(ah, mid 80's cartoons)


A: A stage manager runs the show.

[Xeroc]

Q: Who runs that theater over there?


A: In fact, it's really quite simple... *3-hour long dissertation* Any questions?

[Opium]

Q: Is the socio-economic theory of... *insert really long question here* really accurate?

[Hotaru]

Q: Dear Lord! Where is the answer!? WHERE!?


A: Did I miss something?

[NAHTMMM]

Q:




A: Erm, is that available in low-fat form? I'm on a diet.

[Xeroc]

Q: Pie?


A: Check in the third cabinet to the right on top of the drawer labeled "Fivers To Publish".

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Where are all my fivers I submitted to you 5 years ago?

A: I can bore you with the process but I see you want the answers now

[Xeroc]

Q: What are the Answers to Questions 5 & 6?


A: I wouldn't if I were you...

[Opium]

Q: Should I skip the answer?


A: Maybe you should skip the question.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I can't think of a question

A: Without questions, how can there be any answers?

[Xeroc]

Q: I forgot the question.


A: See previous post.