Answer --> Question game

[MaverickZer0]

Q: Wow, it's the newest Star trek series...what's it about?

A: Then let's just close our eyes, put our hands on our heads, and pray for heart attacks.

[Hotaru]

Q: Phlox put out a nude calander!


A: I cannot believe you would ask that!

[richardson]

Q) Mind if I test this horrible mutagenic virus on you?

A) Ack! Keep that stuff in it's container!

[Xeroc]

Q: OoOoooOoooOoo.... Green Goooo....


A: WINTH?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: WINTH!

A: SAY SOMETHING! ANYTHING! AHHHH!

[Opium]

Q: *me glaring at you because you broke a prop*



A: Kirk: TOPHATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...from...hell's.. .heart...I...stab...at...thee...

[KillerGodMan]

Q: So, captain, what do you think of Opium's new avitar

A: It was the fish! Honest!

[richardson]

Q) So, you are claiming a giant fish came in and ate the cruiseliner.... What really happened?

A) For hate's sake, I spit at thy evil avitar! *Sorry, had to go with it.*

[Opium]

Q: You do not have an avatar! *points and says "HA ha"


A: People who don't have avvies are soooooooo not cool, Captain.

(:twisted: )

[Hotaru]

Q: Do you think I should ban lacking avatars on my ship?


A: Non-moving avatars are soooo not cool.

[Xeroc]

Q: So, what do you think of this animated avatar party?


A: Oh, man, that really stinks.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Here, smell this!

A: Well, why don't you smell it so you know what I smell

[Opium]

Q: Thank okay, I'll walk...I've heard your car smells.


A: Avys r lik sooooooooooooo da bom!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: It's non-correct spelling day!

A: All your DIE CATS! DIE! are not belong to you, sorry.

[Rayinne]

Q: Mind telling that Zero Wing guy off for me? He's so annoying...

A: The Sky Dragon.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What is that odd figure flying in the sky?

A: Tell him to be careful next time. That sneeze burnt my dinner

[Opium]

Q: Sorry about Trip sneezing on your dinner after he ate Cook's 10000000 Alarm Chilli.


A: D'oh! A dear, a female dear!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Honey, I caught ya staring at something that you were not suppose to! What do you have to say for yourself.

A: Yes, I left it in the future, but don't worry, we will be able to pick it up tomorrow.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Where's my Pasadena Rooftop Orchestra sandwich?
A: Ummmmm..........Turtles!

[richardson]

Q) What is the cube of the square of 192433997627897 to the third power?

A) Ack! Pretend you didn't see me!

[Opium]

Q: Why is the stage manager on stage strangling that actor?




A: Coochie coo.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: HA! I've found you!
A: The show must go on. Y'HEAR ME? MUST I TELL YE, MUST!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did that baby just say? Translate it quick for it may be telling other babies of our secret plans!

(I would change it, but now it is funny, lol)

A: False alarm, she was only wanting a bottle

[Opium]

Q: Why was that toddler screaming "red rum"?

A: Was that a double post?

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Where's the baby that was stealing the candy?

A: You do know he DOESmind, don't you?

[Opium]

Q: I'm sure Cutey Wooty Voldymort won't mind me calling him that.


A: The Magic Eight Ball says maybe.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Is J.K. Rowling going to make Ron and Hermione a couple?

A: They Better!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: KGM, will you stop mentioning the Unmentionable Thing!
A:GAH! Stop mentioning the Unmentionable Thing!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Ron/Hermione!

A: I just do it to annoy you!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: -_-. Do you realise that in that case you really let down the image of Morphine?!
A: Not that! The whole subject as a whole!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Morphine? Let's talk about the 'ship section-

A: Fine! I'm sorry! Not going to convert though :P

[Captain Proton]

Q: so when you asked zeke why does he take so long a time to post new fivers, what did he say?

A: A chocolate cake, a switch army knife, and a baseball bat.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Who do I know it's you?

A: DON'T DO IT!

[Xeroc]

Q: OOoooo... big red button... must push...


A: It comes right after GAJ! and before GAL!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: GA.... uh... what's the word?

A: I'm not falling for that

[Rayinne]

Q: So, would you say you're HaMming it up?

A: Yeah, I know, I'm evil.

[richardson]

Q) You do know that mentioning the unmentionable thing was mean, heartless and nasty, don't you?

A) EAT MY IMPULSE EXAUST SUCKER! :twisted:

[Opium]

Q: I think Ron and Hermione HAVE TO GET TOGETHER! They HAVE too! It's canon! What do you think?


A: Ginny would have to make Draco sane.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: How do people write SUCCESSFUL Ginny/Draco stories?

A: nope, I'm not changing my mind, so forget it!

[Ginga]

Q: Wouldst thou like some cake? :twisted:

A: No, but it's sort of like that...

[Opium]

Q: Is that one of those Snape/Madame Hooch fanfics where Hooch flies Snape away to the rainbow?


A: It could be called that.

[Xeroc]

Q: Could you call a small post a postilily?


A: Now, that's the strangest looking rock I've ever seen!

[Hotaru]

Q: Look! It's a rock that resembles Seko attacking Al Gore!


A: Arch supports'll help that.

[Opium]

Q: My feet hurt.



A: I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

[richardson]

Q) Why did you smell last week?

A) Cool, I've always wanted to multiply myself.

[Xeroc]

Q: Check out this cloning machine I just got from Clones 'R' Us!


A: What have we done!

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: You haven't just lost you're memory, have you?
A: You idiot! You've just made another Zuke! RUN FROM HIS TACKY GOATEE! RUUUUUUN!

[Xeroc]

Q: Wow! Cool this mirror-universe teleporter really does work!


A: That truly is a tradgedy of epic proportions.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: GAK!

A: At least my ghost is still around...

[Opium]

Q: Your part has been cut, Hamlet Senior.


A: Socrates liked to wear socks.

[Xeroc]

Q: Y'know names can tell you more than you might think!


A: Oh, crap.

[Opium]

Q: *at Broadway premeire* To Be or not to be...that is the question! Um...line?


A: But I like fishing boats!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, we manage to find you a nice yacht to use on your shoreleave. Your request for a fishing boat has been denied due to their being no fish on this planet.

A: Don't worry, it is just another one of Seven's multi personalities coming through.

[Ginga]

Q: Why is Seven rambling on about pies and paper?

A: Chocolate is something that might work, yes.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Doc, we are out of time and solutions. Quick, what is your last option to cure this patient from the common cold?

A: Just don't give her the Code Red with that chocolate

[Opium]

Q: I was thinking of describing Code Orange in the chocolate frosting of Evil!Troi's birthday cake.


A: Here is a big pie.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Quick, I need a pie.

A: In reality, pie will always remain the same size, therefore, you cannot make pie bigger. However, you can always get a bigger slice.

[Opium]

Q: I want a really big pie for my Candlelight Supper.


A: Violet.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What is your favorite color?

A: It may be a rerun of Voyager, but it's new to me

[Ginga]

Q: Oh, no, not The Voyager Conspiracy again...

A: Where did part I go?

[Opium]

Q: These are parts II, III, IV, V, VI of Star Wars. Enjoy them.


A: GAAAAAAAAAK!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Quick, copy what I do!

A: Banana Phone!

[Opium]

Q: Where is that ringing coming from?



A: A grudge.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What are you holding?

A: If it is a match, go for it

[Opium]

Q: Should I marry this famous guy I've never met but have stalked for years and years?


A: Go over to the Tim Hortens.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What is my next assignment?

A: You mean there is something that is better than pie? Get out of here!

[Opium]

Q: Nanaimo bars from Nanaimo bakeries can be better than pie.

(Nanaimo: A small city/large town on the East Coast of Vancouver Island)


A: That's bunk.

[Hotaru]

Q: Who's that?


A: He rang the doorbell!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So what did John do right before he died?

A: Season 4, Episode 3

[Xeroc]

Q: And now, for 1,000,000 Turkish Lira*, name the only episode where Janeway was not seen drinking coffee!


A: Mhmhm... my ripoff senses are tingling.


*about .63 cents

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I'm going to make you rich. Here is 1 million Turkish Lira

A: I was ok until I hit the ground

[Opium]

Q: How was skydiving without a tether?



A: Booo!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: POOF! You are a ghost!

A: Yeah, where IS he?

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Weren't you suppose to meet KillerGM here?

A: You have confused me with someone else

[Opium]

Q: Are you Neo from the Matrix?


A: Big Swedish nutball.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What happened to John?

A: Err... not exactly

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did you get the ship home in one piece?

A: That will have to come out of your allowance

[JobeGDG]

Q: How do you expect me to pay damages on that?

A: Just don't let it near your spleen.

[Opium]

Q: Is there anything I should know about this new robotic cell phone?


A: Pants. Just pants.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did you get for Christmas?

A: Nice pants

[Xeroc]

Q: What did you get for Christmas?


A: Scary good.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: How good is Pitch Black?

A: Sorta good

[Xeroc]

Q: So, how good is Pitch Gray?


A: #nowhere

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What number comes befor 0?

A: Q did it obviously

[Opium]

Q: Who made the Phantom in the Phantom of the Opera movie so hot?



A: His voice is what makes him so great.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What is it about the Phantom that makes him so great?

A: Galieo

[Opium]

Q: Who does Janeway despise with a passion?



A: Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom Phantom

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What was the ghost saying to you as it was chasing you last night?

A: Could you summarize that please?

[Opium]

Q: August Strindberg was born in Sweden in 1849. He was a miserable, mean little kid from the start, and throughout his life had episodes of serious mental illiness; however, he used all this for material in is plays. He hated women, and his first marriage ended only after he used his wife as a mental punching bag for many years...


A: Woah, dude!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, we are now riding the shockwave. Surfs up!

A: Answers are irrevelant

[Opium]

Q: Why do you want everyone to be Borg? Isn't it just sort of a pyriamid scheme?


A: That's right, you are wrong.

[KillerGodMan]

Q; Im wrong?

A: Verda'll be happy

[NeoMatrix]

Q: The pie is here.

A: There are no spoons, plus the pie was lost.

[Xeroc]

Q: Do we have anything to eat?


A: The number of angels that can dance on the head of a ball-point pen.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What are you trying to find out with that angel and the ball point pen.

A: Make sure they are ready before you do that.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I'm going to chop up the ribs now

A: GA- you thought I was going to say GAK! didn't.... SHOOT!

[richardson]

Q) Are you going to die already?

A) Hey, I like this tail!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Sir, I'm going to have to take that tail back now....

A: Ask Q

[Opium]

Q: Did Freud influence the writing of Strindberg?


A: Slow down.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

A: BLOB!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, what is that strange device sitting on the water? It looks like some kind of launching device, but its malfunctioning.

A: It's only an umbrella

[Opium]

Q: That umbrella is really a portkey right to Voldemort's chamber!



A: Big green monkey, everyone's a junky.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Let's sing the Big Green Monkey song!

A: MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Are you high?

A: No fair, your species is very flexible.

[Opium]

Q: Meow! *SigKitty does amazing feet of flexibility*



A: Ignorant fool, that brave young suitor.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Some suitor just badmouthed B&B in-front of Zeke! He also used double exclamation marks!

A: Cake!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Well, if it isn't pie, what is it?

A: Oh, give me a break

[Opium]

Q: You have another shift right now.



A: Insolent boy, that slave of fashion.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What do you know about John's son?

A: They had pie together and the rest was history

[Opium]

Q: How did Spock and Kirk meet?


A: GO NOW, AND LEAVE ME! FORGET ALL YOU'VE SEEN!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: AHA! I caught ya steeling the Holy Pie!

A: Good to the last crumb

[Rayinne]

Q: What did you-know-who (NOT capitalized) say about that coffee pie I sent her?

A: I blame Zeke, but you already knew that.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Uh oh, a not dead update...

A: Dear Lord, that's suicide!

[Opium]

Q: I'm going to eat Neelix's food.


A: Pity comes to late, turn around and face your fate, an eternity of this before your eyes.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: So, what did your fortune cookie say?

A: That is not how things are in the Delta Quadrant. You can take that to one of the other quadrants, but not this one.

[Hotaru]

Q: Look at this helpful alien I found! With no secret agenda or crazy laws!


A: A chain made of paper clips.

[Opium]

Q: What was Mulder making all these years after the X-Files?



A: Paper faces on parade.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hoshi, can you translate what they said about the parade?

A: Well, that makes no sense at all

[Xeroc]

Q: Graphyx hysan blachs?


A: No connection!

[NAHTMMM]

Q: What do AOL and a severed spacewalk tether have in common?




A: I call it . . . Pietopia.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Is there a connection between Xeroc and Seko's kidnapping?

A: He is not dead yet because a jury has not convicted him of being dead. Alive until proven dead.

[JobeGDG]

Q: Why don't we just bury him and be done with it?! I mean, he is dead, right?

A: I'm running Linux on my toaster!

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Why does your toaster always toast the toast until it's toasted to the point that it's toast?

A: Oh, and like Apple is any better!

[Xeroc]

Q: You Mac users have no sense of grammar!


A: Fractalrific!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Congrats, you won the math tournament by a fraction of a point!

A: Next, you will be telling me that your fridge talks to you

[Hotaru]

Q: Me and my stove got into a big fight last night. Did he tell you about it?


A: That's a LIE!

[Opium]

Q: Whats-her-name says you have a crush on the Phantom of the Opera.



A: Down once more to the dungeon of my dark dispair.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Where did you leave the keys?

A: Major Suckitude

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Linux?

A: Well, damn

[Opium]

Q: Get the water from the well.


A: Down once more to the prison of my mind.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey you, get back in your body. No more floating outside for you

A: It seems all the answers have been taken

[Opium]

Q: Psst! What's the answer match to question "b" in the mix-and-match section?


A: Love me, that's all I ask of you.

[Hotaru]

Q: What did the phantom say in the REALLY bad movie?


A: I was so bored, I felt I was going to die.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Why are you so happy to see me?

A: Q-tips

[Opium]

Q: What should I use to clean the entire set of Phantom of the Opera?


A: I like Woody Allen movies, except for that nervous guy.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What kind of movies do you like?

A: There are 47 of them for you to choose from

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I need some type of Pie, NOW!

A: Have you tried tossing AOL free trial disks around? They work better then TrekNet Free trial ones

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I'm bored, and these free disks are not much entertainment.

A: Only one more week

[KillerGodMan]

Q: How much longer do you'll think it'll be before GAJ man says a certian three letter unmentionable word?

A: AHHH! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! Oh, wait, I don't have french...

[Opium]

Q: I have a French Classical Theatre exam in a few minutes.



A: Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Why is Johnny singing in front of the mirror?

A: Make it a combo

[Opium]

Q: Would you like breakfast with your bookshelves?

(you might need to listen to Ikea ads to get that one...)



A: Get the party started if you know what I mean.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Everyone is here, now what?

A: Try the last room on the right

[Opium]

Q: Where is room 101?



A: Go over and sing a song in the corner.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What should I do while I wait to get out of prison?

A: Where did that come from?

[Xeroc]

Q: Check out my new transdimentional pet!


A: *** Warning! ***

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Hey, look what happens when I press this button!

A: A Voyager episode in real time

[Opium]

Q: What is more exciting than a football game in real time?



A: A soap opera on steriods.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Could you describe your French Classical Theater exam?

A: It went great, until the staple exploded and the papers caught on fire

[Opium]

Q: How did your presentation go?


(I wish this had happened during my presentation that I did today...it was boooooooring)

A: A huge mushroom and a ball of wool.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What would MacGyver need to get out of this situation?

A: Captain, all he did was cut the transmission. There is no need for that!

[Opium]

Q: We will kill Paris and then use his bones to remake the ship go moving again!



A: Me sense make no I headache have.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: :shock: WHOA! That was a large fall! Are you alright?

A: He has me now? Uh-oh...

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: Then Mj said "I have KGM now!"
A: "Oh, Gaberelle!" Esmerelda exclaimed, before fainting.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I am here to save you from the evil scientist that has held you hostage in this...cool mansion.

A: Things that never work right

[Xeroc]

Q: Starfleet's security protocols.


A: There is no sound in space.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What is the one thing that Hollywood does not believe in when it comes to making movies and shows involving space?

A: Things that cause other things to get out of whack

[KillerGodMan]

Q: What causes past topics in threads?

(AND, just to go with it...)

A: You're in luck, the date with me is free today!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I'm here for the date.

A: Asking for a date over the Comm is not the best way to get a girl

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Harry (Over the Comm): Attention Girls; I'm free Friday night, Kim out.

A: At least I didn't use the Comm

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, that is no way to tell us to abandon ship after you set the self destruct sequence.

A: Luckily the Comm is offline

[Opium]

Q: I really feel like singing a Spice Girls song to everyone right now.



A:Stop right now!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, we are approaching a system owned by Starbucks.

A: I say we stay here for awhile

[Xeroc]

Q: Okay, should we stay in the nebula, or go outside and try to fight off the 100 borg cubes?


A: Heheheheh... No.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I nominate you to go on the away mission with Chakotay to Starbucks.

A: Voyager is too big to go through the drive thru. See the sign?

[Opium]

Q: I'm in my pajamas...go through the drive through.


A: Starbucks? I prefer Tim Hortens.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Chakotay, would you like to go down to the planet surface and get some Starbucks coffee?

A: Im, sorry, Starbucks took over this quadrant (And we thought the Borg were bad). There is not a Tim Hortans until we reach the Alpha Quadrant exit.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Sisko: Okay, we're in the Gamma Quadrent, let's go to Tim Hortens

A: It's closed until it's open

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: What was that about the All-Seeing Eye Shop?
A: There's a reason why I kiss the blues goodbye: my mama's in town!

[Opium]

Q: Huh?



A: Tim Hortens? Okay.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: The meeting is at Timmies...

A: I wasn't expecting THAT!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: BOO!

A: "She will be coming around the planet when she comes"

[Opium]

Q: Where the heck is Janeway? We need that coffee!


A: That's a stupid question. No, really. It is. It's answered on the "TOP 10 FAQ's TO READ BEFORE YOU ASK ANY QUESTIONS thread"

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Where do I find the "TOP 10 FAQ's TO READ BEFORE YOU ASK ANY QUESTIONS" thread?

A: Sorry, can't answer that now. I have to go do something real quick.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: When?

A: Oh, Sure! Blame me! Blame the guy the you KNOW is innocent!

[Opium]

Q: You kidnapped SigKitty, you horrible Sigkitty kidnapper!



A: We're all the blame.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Who do we blame for John's curse? Who do we blame for TopHatMan's amesia? And who do we blame for this yummy pie?

A: No, that would be too obvious

[Rayinne]

Q: You think the butler did it?

A: This place is haunted.

[Opium]

Q: *actual question one day during rehearsal* Why don't my college wireless internet connection work in the theatre here? It works over in the library!



A: Burt Renolds liked pie.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Little Kid: Mommy? Why is Burt Renolds famous?

A: You only have one eye? AHHHHHHH!

[Opium]

Q: Hi, my name is Leela, and I am here to take you to meet Dr Zoidberg.



A: Zounds! Dis zounds like a caze fur Da Termanatore.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Zinkies! Killa Robotos from Da Futua!

A: Please refrain from using that tone near my console, it may blow up randomly, killing precious redshirts

[Opium]

Q: What do you think of the tone of this eTrektion poster: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/PoppySeedStuff/buh1.jpg :?:


A: It's a happy day in the 'hood.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What kind of day will it be in the 'hood?

A: This must be the world of missing socks

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey! None of these socks match!


A: Not a chance. Ever. Really.


(By the way, If you were wondering, I was out of town all weekend)

[KillerGodMan]

Q: IRC on a weekday?

A: Blame the muffin, it's always the muffin's fault!

[Opium]

Q: Why does my breakfast taste so icky?


A: Google it.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I need to find my pants

A: Wow, that was a great idea. I found what I was looking for.

[Opium]

Q: Did you go to Ikea for that orange couch and pink feather carpet like I said you should?


A: No, an orange couch and pink feather carpet would go wonderfully with that!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Should I get the blue couch and the verber carpet to go with my comfy chair?

A: Yes, it's quite comfy

[Opium]

Q: Do like that red leather couch with lime green pillows?



A: That is soooo January.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: Febuary!

A: March!

[Xeroc]

Q: And now that we have these shiny new boots - what are we going to do?


A: [thisisnotatag][/andneitheristhis]

[Rayinne]

Q: If they invent one more goofy tag, I'm just gonna snap.

A: *SNAP!*

[Opium]

Q: [thisisatag][andsoitthis]


A: He loves that band.

[Chancellor Valium]

Q: How about the Temperance Seven?
A: Everything today is thoroughly modern, check your personality, everything today makes yesterday slow.........

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Can you confuse me with some logic?

A: ...Therefore, time travel is impossible.

[Opium]

Q: *wakes up* Oh, crap, did I miss this whole lecture?


A: A pink car.

[KillerGodMan]

Q:A red car?

A: A Pimpmobiel

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did Batman drive before the batmobile?

A: So that is your super power? Weird!

[Opium]

Q: I become the scapegoat because I am overly helpful.



A: Question all authority, unless they can give you a good reference.

[KillerGodMan]

Q: I need a job

A: Not really, no, I don't think - DUCK!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Did you make sure you closed the gate to the duck habitat?

A: You are late

[Rayinne]

Q: So, where's the time gate?

A: Dot com.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Can you repeat the end of that email address? I sorta lost ya after the long name.

A: Never date or marry a psychic

[Opium]

Q: What did Queen Aba Crystal Moonshine Lightshine say to you when you asked her to marry you?


A: That's entertainment.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Why do you watch your husband do all the housework?

A: Maybe you should reboot the universe

[Opium]

Q: Today totally sucks.


A: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Today is Valentine's Day.

A: Not every Monday is bad

[Opium]

Q: Every Monday is bad because it will remind of Valentine's Day.


A: Well, friends are people too!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Give me a good reason why I can trust people

A: The Good, The Bad, and the unmentionable

[Opium]

Q: What is Britney Spear's Top Ten Hits cd called?

A: Boohoo, you little swine.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Just great, I dropped the pie on my new carpet!

A: Now I've seen everything

[Opium]

Q: What did that guy say?


A: Buy some.

[Xeroc]

Q: Chocolate?


A: Naw, Really?

[Opium]

Q: You know that girl, Ally Naw, in our class who said she was going to the French Riveria? Well, I saw her at the mall.


A: He didn't like the idea.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did TopHatMan say about the pie idea?

A: Reverse!

[The Squid]

Q: What does the R stand for next to the lever thingy?



A: I've had it all my life.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What is with your hairstyle?

A: Janeway, Tom Paris, and Tuvok

[Opium]

Q: Who likes short shorts?


A: It doesn't say that!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Your contract says that you must die this episode

A: Um Captain, did you forget again that Voyager does not have the capability to seperate like Enterprise?

[Opium]

Q: Oh, my, is the saucer on fire? Why don't you seperate and we all go the tail section while I grab my coffee.


A: Here's to us.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Chakotay: Seven, any last words you would like to say before we crash.

A: Those will be Janeway's last words, if she ever actually dies.

[Opium]

Q: Tuvok, I love you! Chakotay, I love you too...platonically!


A: That made little sense, and less sense than what you said before.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: I love your bottom lip, and you are my mother's sister aunt grandpa third cousin babysitter left boob.

A: You are such a baboon

[Opium]

Q: What do you think of my baboon halloween costume?


A: That's right, it will never be in CNN.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: This crap will never make CNN

A: Now that you are rich, get rid of the rags

[Xeroc]

Q: Dang, I hate cleaning the counters with these old rags.


A: This sounds like a job for ... Technobabble!

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Help, I can't stop the ship!

A: I am afraid this job is too big for technobabble. Only Seven's Super Nanoprobes can help us now.

[Hotaru]

Q: Do you know some techonobabble that'll help me open this jar of pickels?


A: I saw the "Son of the Mask" today.

[Opium]

Q: Why are you saying bad things about Janeway to Ginga? Are you trying to get hurt?


A: A big bass drum might solve the problem.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: We need something to scare that ship away. Now where did I put those N'sync cds?

A: Captain, these aliens only communicate by singing. Maybe we should keep the bad singers on the ship. Sorry Chakotay.

[Opium]

Q: *Chakotay, in the shower* The sun will come oouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut tomorow, do dee da la do deeeee daaaa tomoroowwwwwwwwww! Da lololoalalal da do da lalalalada la! La deee daaa!


A: Mmffgtupplmwgblah.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What did the aliens say, Hoshi?

A: I thought you were serious when you said that

[Opium]

Q: I thought putting [sarcasm] brackets would make it obvious that I did not want to date you, Tuvok.


A: Uh. Yah.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Is she confusing you with this long drawn out lecture full of technobabble?

A: For 10 minutes, she went on and on about technobabble, but all I needed to do in the end was push the red button

[Opium]

Q: What did Janeway say about making coffee with this so-called "coffee maker".


A: Hum a tune.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Captain, what is the appropriate action here?

A: Of course, why didn't I think of that

[NAHTMMM]

Q: Hey, Neo, still can't solve that equation? Hint: try setting the "spoon" variable to zero. ;)



A: Like I said, it's bound to be a big hit!

[Opium]

Q: So you think the new "Pluto Nash:The Sequal" is going to be good?



A: My heart will go on. Or at least what the song says.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: How are you feeling after your breakup with Seven?

A: You are such a pedantic drone

[Opium]

Q: What kind of drone am I?



A: That's just way too flashy.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: What do you think my new starship design?

A: Janeway would agree

[Opium]

Q: What do you think about putting a Tim Horten's on Voyager?


A: They always say, "Voyager", but they also say, "The Enterprise". The Enterprise sounds good, but The Voyager sounds funny.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Do you remember that episode where Tom says "It's The Voyager"?

A: Man, they put a dent in the hull. FIRE AT WILL!

[Rayinne]

Q: So, what do you suppose we do about this asteroid field?

A: Robots. Lots and lots of robots.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Voyager to away team, what do you see down there?

A: Nope, I have never seen a robot do that

[Xeroc]

Q: Hey, watch this robot fix this computer error!


A: Seriously, that's scary good.

[NeoMatrix]

Q: Are you serious about that cheap horror film being any good?

A: *

[Opium]

Q: &*#%



A: You're going to get it, I can feel it!