Answer --> Question game

[Michiel]

Since, we're starting new games anyway, this is a fun forum-game I played on another forum once.

You read an answer, then you think of a funny matching question.

Example:
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A: 500,000,000
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Q: How many errors does Windows produce each day all over the world?

A: Blue
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Q: What's the color of T'Pols head?

etc.
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Hope you like it. I'll start with an answer:

A: A window.

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Michiel"][b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A window.[/quote:post_uid0]
[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What did Wesley get himself thrown out of?



This reminds me of the game my friends and I play, where we each pick a 'password' and everytime someone asks us a question we have to answer with that word WHILE keeping a straight face. ("What did Chakotay eat for breakfast?" "A lamp post.") We called it the Vulcan Control Game.

Very fun :)

Am I supposed to add an answer? Errrr..... okay might as well try.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Mountains.

My sis and I had a lot of fun with this particular word.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What terrain is Chakotay's favorite place to crash a shuttle?
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Hey, I like this game :)


A:Spoon[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What [u:post_uid0]can't[/u:post_uid0] you use to stab someone with?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because it's illogical.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Why is the pop-quiz paradox so damn annoying?
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A. Mint toothpaste.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the secret ingredient in Neelix's leola root soufflé?

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A. A flock of seagulls.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What did Voyagers long range sensors detect before going to red alert and crashing the ship?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] His com-badge.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What Ensign Kim left in 7-of-9's quarters?

A:Tv Remote[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's Tom flying the Delta Flyer with now? :p

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It would cause a temporal paradox.[/color:post_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why can't the Borg appear on [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0]?

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A: "It's a [i:post_uid0]fake[/i:post_uid0]!"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What 7-of-9 said when they entered the transwarp borg tubes to get home?

A: A Nebula[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What will Standback give the first person to correctly identify the Pop-Quiz Paradox?

A. Ming Pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What dessert did Spock, Tuvok, and T'Pol all share at Tuvok's birthday party?

A: Evil Holograms[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's the next anachronism that will appear on Enterprise?

A. Banana[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]A.[/b:post_uid0] What is Celeste allergic to?


[b:post_uid0]Q.[/b:post_uid0] Bernese Mt dog![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What breed of dog does Janeway wish Molly (her pet, not the O'Briens' daughter) were?

A. Microsoft.



The Pop Quiz Paradox is as follows:

A professor of philosophy tells his students that he will give them a pop quiz next week, and it will occur on a day when they are not expecting it (though I first saw this in the form of a judge telling a convict that he will receive the death penalty next week, and that it will occur on a surprising day). One of the students immediately draws the obvious conclusion that the quiz will not be given on a Friday. If it were, the class would know when Thursday had passed without any pop quiz that the quiz would have to be on Friday in order to get it in before the week ended. Therefore, they would hardly be surprised when on Friday the professor passed out the quizzes. However, she continues this line of thought. Given that she knows that the quiz cannot be given on Friday, what can she conclude? If Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday pass without any pop quiz, then she will know that the professor must give the quiz on Thursday or face an unsurprised class the next day. With this knowledge, and given that the quiz would not have been administered through Wednesday, the students will come to class Thursday certain that the professor must give the quiz that day if he is to avoid unsurprise on Friday. That leaves Wednesday as the latest that the professor can give the quiz. But she can eliminate Wednesday as a possibility by a similar thought process, then eliminate Tuesday and then Monday also. Thus, the professor cannot give a surprise quiz at all the next week. Satisfied with this conclusion, which does not require her to study, the student conveys her conclusions to her friends. Next week, the entire class is confident that they are safe from surprise quizzes.




But on Tuesday, the professor gives them a pop quiz anyway! The whole class is surprised, because they thought they were safe from any such thing. And so the professor's statement that the class would be surprised on the day of the quiz is proven true. :smile:

Let's see how many headaches *that* induces... ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain! The viewscreen turned all blue! What caused this problem?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] In sickbay.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Where are my pants?

A. Bug spray.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Next to manners, an indian scout and the omega molecule, what have the borg never been able to assimilate?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The <*blink*> tag.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What do blink dogs wear on their collars?

A. Asparagus

Re: The Pop Quiz Paradox.

This is why I don't like philosophy.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What's the most unlikely thing that has ever caused a starship to be destroyed?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Brockian Ultra-cricket.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the latest travesty from FoxTV?

A: Three beers and a shovel.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What must Austrailian Boy Scouts carry with them at all times?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Replicated coffee.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you cross a tired Janeway with a dead Vorta?

A: St. Patrick's Day.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. For what event does Neelix dress up as Santa Claus?

A. Portland, Oregon.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What was the original name of the [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0] pilot before they decided to relocate the events of the episode?

A. Revenge of the Smurfs.
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On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What was the strangest named episode of [i:post_uid0]Babylon 5[/i:post_uid0] called?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Only when it rains on Tuesdays.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Does Chakotay ever skip his weekly shot of fertilizer?

A. "The cat's meow".




[quote:post_uid0="Standback"]On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/quote:post_uid0]
Ya-[i:post_uid0]hooo[/i:post_uid0]! :smile: (Looks at deed) The Sunflower Nebula, eh? Sounds good to me. As long as it isn't a 6-letter 'M' word... ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What were Redshirt #47's last words.

A. My hovercraft is full of eels.

Gah, now you people have me doing it. 47 was just the first number I pulled out of my head. Usually I get 103.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah, well, they've turned scummy traitor and gone with that worthless newer music and... :madder: :madder: ...ahem, sorry.

Q. As what did DS9's Babelfish UT translate the Ygorrian's statement "My ship smells fishy"?

A. A wicker basket.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the single, defining, most important element a picnic [i:post_uid0]must[/i:post_uid0] include?

A. Tubular luggage.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does a radical dude take on an awesome trip?

A. A golf ball.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What object moves with parabolic trajectory and is often responsible for destroying sickbay when Joe is bored?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A Klingon-Vulcan hybrid.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?

Wait, that's too obscure. :)

Q: What, according to Ambassador Soval, would make Baby Surak cry?

A: Wedgie setting.

(Do you know how hard it is to explain the concept of a wedgie to a Mexicana who is just learning English? Hehe.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What do you get when you cross a ridge with two points?

Curse you, Nan! *g* Now I have to go and think of another one. I'm too slow on the draw.

Q. What's the highest setting on the Locker Room Prank-O-Matic 2000?

A. An isoceles triangle[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What shape does CHakotay make when you flatten him?

[quote:post_uid0="Nan"]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?[/quote:post_uid0]

LoL, Nan....


A: A Toyota Previa 2.4[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's the latest release of the Toyota Previa?

A. the[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is word missing from this question? (Hint: It's third one, fourteenth one, and eighteenth one.)

A. Linoleum.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0].....Deleted.....[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Michiel"][b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A golf ball

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What object moves with parabolic trajectory and is often responsible for destroying sickbay when Joe is bored?[/quote:post_uid0]
my internet went crazy last night as I was submitting this and it never went through.
Q: This is what Tiger Woods loses on a tee shot on a planet with little gravity?

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Q: Instead of real ice on the holodeck, this is what is in place for the safety of the crew?

A: Tug-o-War in space[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What game does DS9 always lose at?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Trick question - thay all belong to the Borg Collective.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] All your base are belong to us! True or false?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Well, obviously.[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the capital of the state of obviously?
(think about it)

A. Purple Monkey Dishwasher[/color:post_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the oddest answer possible to this question?

A: Either a cheat or a cop-out.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is that a police officer outside or a small anvil-shaped hamster?

A: Spoo.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: Is that a police officer outside or a small anvil-shaped hamster?[/quote:post_uid0]
It took me all of three or four minutes to get that... :blush: :lol:

Q. What did Amanda have in mind for a name in case she and Sarek had a third son?

A. He didn't see the head of lettuce in time.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If there were no killer tomatoes in the audience, then how did the comedian die on stage after a bad joke?

A: Celeste's kitchen[/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was resently declared a natural disaster area?

A: "If that's the chicken, I'd hate to see the roast beef!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where is the worst place to say "Riley! Here Riley! Strange, he was in here a moment ago."

A: 2.5 nanoseconds

(("What is Sa'ar's lifespan?" is already taken))

Edit: Damn!

Q: What did they say after they found Big Bird's charred corpse?

A: Snuffleupagus[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Tom Paris say in the Mess Hall on chicken night?

A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"
Arg, forget it
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Q: Who did Big Bird do after every show of Seseme Street?

A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"[/quote:post_uid0]


[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What weird questions do we typically expect Neo to ask?
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[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sheridan-flavoured cookies[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the Oracle baking when when Neo came to see her?

A: Raindrops and Mouse pads[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. "The Sound of Music" has just gone a complete revamp, updating itself to modern times. How does its new "Favorite Things" song start?

A. The server won't crash tommorrow.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]***Deleted***

Lol, I was actually thinking of the Sound of Music when coming up with that answer[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What is something you are told everyday, yet turns out the be false everytime?

A: Ready, Aim, Fire[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are two things that were designed with good intentions that can also cause great devastation, plus a word that is used in a similar manner to "soon".

Wow, I'm really reaching for it now.

A: See above.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Who's really reaching for it now?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because you'd drown.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Why was the blonde told she could not go in the cornfield?

A: Pools filled with Cats and Dogs[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Lol, I was actually thinking of the Sound of Music when coming up with that answer [/quote:post_uid0]

And I probably have you on this one, too. So if I'm starting to think like Neo... AAAAAA! :lol:

Q. What do you get when you combine water economy policies with really heavy rains?

A. The Famous Captain Spaulding.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who did the Obscure Private Spaulding grow up to be?

A. People who post while I'm typing.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who are the people upon whom Sa'ar Chasm first intends to exact his eeevil revenge upon becoming Dictator of the World?

A. Cherry pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the official pie to throw at US Presidents and evil dictators?

A: A sack full of hot potatoes[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when you shove Enterprise crewmen into a sack and put it in an oven?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sa'ar Chasm[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's a coal-rich hole in the ground in western Germany?

A: Sa'ar Donic[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is "semi-wierd, semi-hip, very "now" but not very "five minutes from now"?


A: Something that internet message boards never are, because otherwise we would drown in it.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What are star trek love chat rooms?

A:Lintbutt[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is the result of sitting down in a pile of loose dog fur?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Forty two[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. How many roads must a man walk down?

A. The primitive cube root of unity.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is an example of a number that is not only irrational, but downright, burn-the-house-down-and-blame-it-on-the-invisible-pixies, completely and totally insane?

A. Two, unless it's dark out.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many lamp posts must a man smack into before he can't see out of either eye?

A: Drooping in the wind.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Hey buddy, what's the answer doing now?

A. He had a sock over his head.



(1 is an irrational number? :S ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. How did Trip accidentaly destroy deck 4?

A. Clue, the movie.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Sa'ar star in the stage adaptation of three years ago?

A: Elvis and the aliens.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Who has the Federation never been able to make first contact with?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Head for Vulcan, take a right at the first cyclic pulsar, then go through the interspacial flecture on your left.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where do I find what's left of the BC NDP's pride?


A: George Lucas and Cathrine Zeta Jones present "Star Wars: The Musical".[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What word presage the Apocalypse?

A: Shoving Match, Peckish, Boy Bands and Pining For The Fjords.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What 4 things caused WWIII

A. Bee hive haircut.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What hairstyle did Jean-Luc Picard sport in grade school? :p

A. Nitrogen, helium, and sodium phosphate.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Name three elements or compounds that will not react, no matter how hard you mash them together.

A: Half a worm in your apple.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's better than finding half a worm in your moldy asparagus?

A. Groucho Marx, Bill Watterson, and Zorba the Greek.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Name two guys you dont really need to hear much more from, and one that had a the coolest, bestest, funniest, most heartwarming cartoons EVER! Oh, and this peticular cartoon starred a "bratty" misunderstood little boy, his tiger, his mom and dad, a cute, brilliant girl-next door, a mean bully, a Malox-drinking teaching, an indifferent coach, and had "Spaceman Spiff" which was based on a cartoon written for German class.

A:Meeting PM Chretien in a steakhouse.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What nightmare do Canadian vegetarian hermits tend to suffer from?

A. "I Heard It Through The Grapevine".[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What was the first song which Zephram Cochrane taught the Vulcans to sing?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Losing My Religion[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: After losing your virginity, what is the next thing you lose?

A: 8 Suv's in a pear tree[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[quote:post_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where do I find what's left of the BC NDP's pride?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Obscure British Columbian politics alert! Obscure British Columbian politics alert! ;)

Q: What did your true love give you on the eighth day of Christmas?

A: A wart snake in a fig tree.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Name two guys you dont really need to hear much more from[/quote:post_uid0]

Awww... you don't like Groucho Marx?

[quote:post_uid0]"That woman?! You want to know why I was eating dinner with that woman? Well, I'll tell you - it was because she reminds me of you. That's why I'm sitting here with you now - because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your lips, your cheeks, everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How'dya figure that out, huh?"[/quote:post_uid0]

Q. Who was responsible for the sin in the Garden of Eden in the Alternate Universe?

A. Geraldo.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]((come on, the BC NDP is notorous across Canada for having no pride,lthough they do have, among other things, guts, smarts, and *ferry* godmothers.)) :p

Q: If you slept with your best friend's boyfriend and stole his engagement ring, who is the one person you would want to tell if you were a masochist?

A: Swimming in Hawkeye, Winchester and BJ Hunicut's swamp.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do The Florida Gators love to do on vacation


A: The estimated time for a repairman to get to Zeke's House[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What does the fate of Alpha-quadrant/Delta-quadrant relations ultimately rely on?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] He did it! It's him I tell you! Him![/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Um, Michiel, I wanted to ask you about--

A. Janeway and Seven, singing in the rain.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the scenario of Chakotay's favourite holodeck-program?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I think red, but then again, it could be blue.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: This is the real reason why dogs cant be starfleet officers?
(Dogs cant tell between red and blue uniforms)

A: 47 shuttles, a M-class planet, and a borg cube[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the extent of the damage caused so far by enraged shippers in response to C/7?

A. Teenage Mutant Ninja Kiwis![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' REAL Arch-Nemeses?

A. The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why has Q stopped trying to turn Chakotay into a great shuttle-pilot?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Well, the self-destruct button, actually.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]A. The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Poor Rhode Island. ;_;

Q. What did Janeway use to scare the pants off of innocent redshirts?

A. Ultimate Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Michiel"][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why has Q stopped trying to turn Chakotay into a great shuttle-pilot?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The last time he tried it, Rhode Island and several municipalities in southern Michigan disappeared.[/quote:post_uid0]
:lol: Gotta love that one!



<s>Q. What's that big red button on the left arm of Janeway's captain's chair? Is it the Famed Reset Button?</s>

Q. What is Troi's idea of heaven?

A. Because the Vulcan Science Directorate has proven that she does not exist.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Why can Sela do anything she wants on Vulcan with no fear of repercussions from the authorities?

A.Well, you'd be angry too if you'd had your face burned off at age twelve.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why does Standback have so much suppressed anger?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ctrl-Alt-Del[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:How does Janeway control Chakotay, alter Tom's DNA, and delete the Doctor with one command?

A: Shore Leave on Star Trek[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is guaranteed to go hideously awry, with a humourous resolution five minutes before the closing credits?

A: A new girlfriend.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What bribe could possibly be big enough to get Kim to betray Voyager and hand the whole ship over to Seska and the Kazon?

A. Two peanut shells, a stick of fruity chewing gum, and an Everlasting Gobstopper.

[quote:post_uid0]Why does Standback have so much suppressed anger?[/quote:post_uid0]

Surpressed anger? [i:post_uid0]Me?![/i:post_uid0] You say that one more time and I'll track you down and hound you across the Arctic wasteland and rip your guts out and feed them to the polar bears! [i:post_uid0]Angry[/i:post_uid0] polar bears!

Hmph.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the best present to get my best friend's sister for her classy, sophisticated wedding?




A: KAZAM! Pizza in Pink Organza[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What did Q do to Neelix's latest meal?

A: Instant messagers on Voyager[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What program was single-handedly responsible for the destruction of Voyager in "Timeless"?

_


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Animated gifs


[quote:post_uid0="Standback"]Surpressed anger? [i:post_uid0]Me?![/i:post_uid0] You say that one more time and I'll track you down and hound you across the Arctic wasteland and rip your guts out and feed them to the polar bears! [i:post_uid0]Angry[/i:post_uid0] polar bears![/quote:post_uid0]


*readies baguette* You and what army? :D[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the one piece of technology that must never get in the wrong hands?

A: The Burger King[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does Neelix want to be when he grows up?

A. Seventy six trombones.

[quote:post_uid0]*readies baguette* You and what army? :D [/quote:post_uid0]

Ahh... You are clearly unfamiliar with my army of genetically enhanced Demon Pickles From Hell. I assure you, a measly Baguette of Thwapping is no match for the mighty forces of the Keeper of the Eternal Boofer.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. How many musical instruments did the malfunctioning holodeck manufacture for Riker's jam session with Louis Armstrong?

A. He didn't see the "Lane ends in 5,000 ft." sign in time.


[quote:post_uid0="Standback"][quote:post_uid0]*readies baguette* You and what army? :D[/quote:post_uid0]

Ahh... You are clearly unfamiliar with my army of genetically enhanced Demon Pickles From Hell. I assure you, a measly Baguette of Thwapping is no match for the mighty forces of the Keeper of the Eternal Boofer.[/quote:post_uid0]
Nor for my fearsome team of Tribble Commandos.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is it bad to go Warp 5 on the Interspace Highway?


A: A quiet day on Voyager[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What do you call it when Seven finds a new love interest, Janeway infilitrates a Borg cube, and Kim comes [i:post_uid0]this close[/i:post_uid0] to getting the ship back home?

A. A psychodelic orangutang.

[quote:post_uid0]Nor for my fearsome team of Tribble Commandos.[/quote:post_uid0]

Hmm... I can see the possibilities. I may contact you at some point regarding a strategic alliance.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you drop the Librarian in a vat of paintball pellets?

A: My left foot's ashes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do I get if I cut off your left foot, throw it in the fire, crush the rest of your body between two star(ship)s, hack it to pieces and feed it to the fearsome tribble army?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The ultimate result.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's better than a regular result?

A. The fourth of July, spent with an Irishman.

[quote:post_uid0="Michiel"][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do I get if I cut off your left foot, throw it in the fire, crush the rest of your body between two star(ship)s, hack it to pieces and feed it to the fearsome tribble army?[/quote:post_uid0]
My god so violent. lol[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is it like to crash on a planet with Chakotay?


A: Tribble stew[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you have very little of after you sift out the hairs?

A: Nuclear Weasel[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you hear what happened when Mr. Burns tried to create a workforce out of Disney characters?





A: "Home and Garden" or "Pot and Bong" magazine.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What are the best materials to start a fire in the Mess Hall?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Boom shubba lubba!


[quote:post_uid0="Standback"]Ahh... You are clearly unfamiliar with my army of genetically enhanced Demon Pickles From Hell. I assure you, a measly Baguette of Thwapping is no match for the mighty forces of the Keeper of the Eternal Boofer.[/quote:post_uid0]


Evil Sentient Fruit beat Demon Pickles from Hell anyday :D

(can you feel a war brewing out here?)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: According to Ivonova, what comes after the boom tomorrow?

A: Sweet Georgia Brown[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is generally considered to be the opposite of Bitter Alaska Green?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Wow-wow sauce.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What sauce is spelled the same, forward and backwards?

A. Bite marks from puppy teeth.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happens to your hand when you pick up a can of Chef's Surprise brand chili?

A: Two monkeys with only one banana.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the scenario of Tom Paris' favourite holodeck-program?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The story of the boy who cried "Tribble!"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Which cautionary tale is often told to Klingon children by their parents?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Only under the supervision of the MoD.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Under the law, what is the only way to watch a Pauly Shore movie?




A:Spock eats chocolate sauce.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the most popular children's book among human-Vulcan hybrids?

A: Last year's Oscar nominees.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who can be found among this year's busts?

A. Well, see, Neelix wanted to cut some firewood, and...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why did Chakotay get a restraining order on Nelix?

A: The security footage from when Janeway was running around the ship fighting macroviruses.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What show is better - as in, more entertaining, more interesting, and having a plot that makes more sense - than "A Night in Sickbay"?

A. Tapioca pudding, 35 degrees Celsius.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What is the best side dish to accompany a serving of Chakotay's leg?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Bring Me To Life[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do the doctors of Star Trek hear in their sleep after a day of reviving dead people?

A: "This looks like a great shockwave to ride!"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the phrase that the rest of the [i:post_uid0]Voyager[/i:post_uid0] crew most dread hearing Tom Paris say?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Two and a half gross of bananas.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: how much did the winner of voyager's last banana-eating contest eat?

A: 28 years[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is believed to be the period of time meant by Zeke's 'soon'?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: By trianglulation.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: how did the borg find Earth in First Contact?

A: yes, but not by the book[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Has the 'Kobayashi Maru' simulation ever been successfully beaten?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: It left the entire ship enclosed in a vast Frinkahedron.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What was the result of Neelix's last cooking experiment?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Pregnant men[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What is the one thing pregnant women dream of?

A:Holodeck episodes[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: what is the one thing star trek and the matrix have in common?

A: he wouldn't see it.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did the psychoanalyst do when his receptionist told him there was a green, twelve-foot tentacled monster claiming that people treated him like he was invisible?

A. He scored a home run twelve minutes before dinner.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: For what reason was the head of the Brockian Ultra-cricket Association banned from the game for two months?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "It's perfectly safe - they don't eat people...."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What were the last words of that idiot Crocodile Hunter, just before he poked the Legendary Black Beast of ARRRGHH in the throat?

A: Six endless, excruciating hours on a bus.[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the African nation of Cameroon's national pastime?

A: The Slashdot Effect[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I've invented a game that is a cross between hockey and dominos, and it caused people to write - and ... a lot. What should I call it?



A: "Homer Sexual and the Mo-town Bars"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What was the name of the band that Bart made up for a prank call to KBBL's request show?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Alan Yentob.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the palindrome of Botney Nala?

A: Nowhere

(Where's Sa'ar going to grad school?)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Where did the Voyager go after it got back to Earth?


A: Neelix watching Soap Operas[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the scariest event EVER to appear on voyager, over macrovirus invasions, borg attacks and holodeck malfunctions?

A: A little girl dancing[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does Ariel (The little mermaid) aspire to be when she grows up?

A. A partridge in a pear tree.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the perfect gift for someone who likes dishes containing fruit and meat together?

A. He took up his hoopak, and he swung it over his head, and when he got done movin', ten thousand was dead.

(Yaaaaay! I have a member status! Thankee! :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What happened when Mr. Glasscock finally got tired of people making fun of his name?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A mixture of taxidermy and geochemistry.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. How do you stuff an earth elemental?

A. Have him sit on a bicycle, and wait till springtime.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you do when Grampa dies in the middle of winter at the same time that you need an intersting lawn ornament?

A: Tuppence more and up goes the donkey.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What originally was the second-to-last line of the first verse of "Pop Goes the Weasel"?

A. No.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Could I please, just for a second, --

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sure looks that way.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What were Tom Paris' last words to Torres after she asked tom if she looked fat?

A: "That tree was never there before"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did Fizban say when Tasslehoff wondered why he was shouting at the tree instead of just stepping around it?

A. "I don't know, but I think the duck got the raw end of the deal."[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did Janeway say when Chakotay asked her whether Mad Scientist Bob had violated the Prime Directive by exchanging the brain of an ordinary [i:post_uid0]Anas platyrhynchos[/i:post_uid0] with that of Neelix?

A. "Soon."[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does the word soon look like with quotation marks around it?

A: Ils y ont des oiseaux dans ma fenetre.[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. j'ai faim. qu'est-ce que je peux manger?

A. Sacre Moo!

----------

Quintuple bonus points and a shiny new octopus to whoever gets that reference.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did the french cow say when he fell into mud?

A. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Which [i:post_uid0]Simpsons[/i:post_uid0] episode has the strangest name?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A 70 metre tall LCD display.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What was the first backup communication system used by the federation for when the comm-system was down?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Bwahahahahaha! ... Bwaha.. Hahaha.. heh..., that was funny. :)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When was the last time Chakotay safely landed a shuttle?

A: An old chair[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What does a new chair become after 70 years?

A: In case of this way fire[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Come up with a sentence that on the face of it makes sense but when you think about it doesn't.


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Just above the left ventricle.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q. How did Hoshi translate the Japanese phrase for "Break in case of fire"?</s>

Q. Where in a Vulcan can the anterior popsicle be found?

A. "It would have worked if the hippo hadn't wandered off!"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What did The Brain say upon the failure of his latest plot to take over the world?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Bergholt Stuttley Johnson (aka 'Bloody Stupid' Johnson).[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who do you shoot if he offers to do your landscaping?

A: Automatic caution door.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is just as good, but opens up to you more, than a Vulcan?





A: Three or possibly sixteen, but either way it's bluish-orange.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Just how many alien plants did Chakotay eat while stuck on a certain planet waiting to be rescued?

A: Food fights in the mess hall during a food shortage[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What will the Suliban try to cause in their next attempt to destroy Enterprise?

A. Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Neelix allergic too?

A: That feeling you get when you think you are lost on a big starship, but it turns out to be only the ship is "Twisted".[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the definition for "thwapping chadbury"?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A regurgitated elephant.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the last thing you expect to see in a Star Trek Episode?

A: Lassie[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who was it who finally got Voyager back home?

A. A big, long, sharp, red-hot poker.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What lies in store for any [i:post_uid0]Voyager[/i:post_uid0] crewmwmber foolish enough to mention antimatter radiation?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "The Redshirt Cafe".[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the TOS spin-off of the Underused Characters Tavern called?

A. He tore the February page out of her calendar.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How did Chakotay react to being excluded from Janeway's Hunk of the Delta Quadrant photo shoot?

A: Persiflage[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Gaaah blik-blik mhmaknma spoo?

A. He promptly ran into a post that ran linux, for the world is hollow and I have touched the sky, which is made of red skittles.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Come up with a sentence that incorporates the name of an operating system, a TOS episode title and coulored sweet.


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Extreme inebriation.[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the opposite of extreme briation?

A. As the dance of the unicorns subsides, the-wait, oohhhhAUGH! CRIKEY! ME' ARM![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What can we hope the Crocodile Hunter's last words will be?

A: You, a monkey and Jay Leno bathing a clown.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do I get to do if I win the "Get To Do Something Icky On The Simpson's" contest?




A: Buffy and Spike on a moonlit walk with Kirk and Spock[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the winning entry in the All Comers Worst Cross-Series Fanfic contest?

A: Insert witty answer here.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where do you insert a witty answer to a witty question?

A: Toilets on Star Trek[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What mythical fountain has never yet been discovered?

A. Cherry Pepsi.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What is the one drink the food replicators cannot replicate?

A: "So that is why they shortened their name to just Q"[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Is it true that the real name of the Q was The Qeuirejtifthdnlejthndlppeeejthrusjthsojrhwspw'djso ecthiertneotjdithegfuitskpejs?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] the goddess of imaginary light[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who do holograms pray to?

A. Profound Dissonance and the Flaming Flamingoes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Bad Band Name #4567

A: Ook[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. "So tell us again, Mr. Librarian - what this book thief was wearing, exactly?"

A. A tye-died tuxedo, fluffy bunny-rabbit slippers, and Geordi's VISOR.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did Troi suggest Barclay wear in order to "loosen up a bit"?

A. He is secretly afraid of popsicles.



[quote:post_uid0]Q:What is the one drink the food replicators cannot replicate?

A. Cherry Pepsi.[/quote:post_uid0]

Heheheh. To borrow a phrase, it's funny 'cause it's true.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the one thing that Worf has never told [i:post_uid0]anyone[/i:post_uid0]?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A garrulous Dalek.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you call someone who talks a lot after a tracheotemy?

A: Jugged rabbit.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the drink that Anya is sooo afraid of, she spent money to get rid of?



A: Oxford thesaurus with a side of Agatha Christie books.[/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What shouldn't you eat before bed?

A: "I'm only interested in the current status and location of your pants!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's Barclay's Freudian Slip #482?

A. I am going to hurt my brothers very badly.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Worf say after his older brothers gave him the ultimate Klingon Weggie of DOOM?

A: C/T[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]oops[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What brought about the existance of the whomping willow?

A: GAK!




[sorry if this is bad but i have to see what my posts look like. I am new here.(well obviously) please tell me if something is wrong here][/color:post_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What line can a woman utter to ensure Worf's undying love?

A. Well, I think so, but I don't think I can memorize an entire opera in Yiddish.

[quote:post_uid0][sorry if this is bad but i have to see what my posts look like. I am new here.(well obviously) please tell me if something is wrong here][/quote:post_uid0]

So far, so good. ;) Welcome aboard! The management takes no responsibility for loss of personal items, massive amounts of time, or sanity.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the Doctor's excuse for not wanting to download the Yiddish language into his program?

A: The "sweet spot" on Voyager[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where's the best place to hit the asteroid with when playing Starship Golf?

A: Space orcs.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does Frodo battle in the 4th book of Lord of the Rings?

A. I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the advertising slogan of Number Two's latest pet food buisness venture?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque!".[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did Jim Smiley say when he won his New Mexico districts competition?

A. He cowed her by threatening to sing "Old Macdonald Had A Farm".[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How did Xander get Anya into to marry him?



A: Walls of yellow poppies and skies of pink trees.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does Opium dream about?

A. They kept singing "Elijah" and "Wooden Heart" whenever he walked into the room.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do people say when Elijah Wood comes into a room with Orlando Bloom on his arm?



A:The Borg like to sing "Pop goes the Anti-Hive Element
Green Peace"[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do people consider the borg as weasels?

A: "Its season 5, and you are just now telling me we are going in the wrong direction back to Earth?"[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Janeway say when Paris told her Chakotay set the original course home?

A: This face: :dead:



(PS: Thankyou Standback, but I didn't have any sanity to begin with. :smile: )[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What do people end up looking like if they nag Kira too much?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Does a dragon explode in the woods? Is the high priest an Omnian?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Does PHJ make a lot of Discworld quotes?

A: Curses! Foiled again![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Sa'ar! I've heard a rumor saying you're mysteriously planning to destroy the Earth using technobabble, while knokking Pluto out of orbit so that it crashes on Mars. Is it true?

A: A dog, a cat and a pinguin.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the scenario of Neelix' favourite holodeck program?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A strange-looking red pointy thing.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: With what does Buffy usually kill vampires?

A: "Never give up! Never surrender!"[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the best philosophy to use when trying to get Zeke to publish a fiver?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "Nwerpy! Zbingen! Althermorpy!"[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] "Hoshi. Please tell them I hate them so Starfleet is declaring war on them."

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A life.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What did PHJ give up when he discovered 5MV?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A spanner in the works.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I need a cool shiny techobabble device that can make the scanners read the expanse and also time travel for us. What do you have in mind?




A: Two 3 VW bugs painted weather or swinging diamond empires.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What was the title of the last poem Data wrote for his most recent "poetry reading night"?

A. He was knocked silly and remained unconscious for over an hour.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What happened to captain Archer when he... well, what always happens to him?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Blablablablablabla. Blabla, blablabla.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What did Trip actually hear when T'Pol started berating him for his latest diplomatic mix-up?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Right up the Katratzi.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What river expedition is planned after the Ying-yang and the Wazoo?

A: Weasel Whiz (the one that wets your weasel)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is Nuclear Weasel's favorite soft drink?

A. 20 years.[/color:post_uid0]

[MPQ]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did a French scientist recently determine was the length of a Zeke "soon"?

A: A hard-boiled egg, if you do it right.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get if you boil an egg?

A: *Hatchoo*[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the cutest sound that a rat can make?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: The Oh God of Hangovers.


(The rat thing is true by the way. In my book there is nothing cuter than a rat sneezing.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you get when the morning after a wild party you hear the replicator has been confusing alcohol and synthahol?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Well, euhm... :eyeroll: It's just.... Pff.... *leaves*[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Why are there blood stains on the carpet?

A. A fistful of weasels.[/color:post_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What was the latest Dilbert book called before Paramount got wind of it?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: The Great Wall of Berlin.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Which concrete edifice was designed to keep people in, rather than out.

A: Bilious.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do feel after drinking too much, or, for a cheaper alterative, going to Tim Hortens, eating an icecaps and a doughnut, and swinging really high on a school swing set?



A: birthday biscuit bisexual bistro bitch bite bitter bitumen

((ah, the thesuarus, just reading it is dirty))[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What sort of drivel do you put on tests when you don't know the answer?

A: My scones![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did the queen say when the bakery caught on fire. (that probably sucked didnt it?"

A. a half gallon of pepsi and a pineapple pizza.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](Well, *I* rather liked it ;))


Q. What did the Alliteration Association serve at their Monthly Monday Meeting?

A. J/C.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](thank you)

Q. What is a touchy subject with many trek fans of a class called "shippers" now i'll take "trek" for 500 Alex. ( :madder: :madder: :madder: )

A. fifteen cats and one black lab.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. How many *typical* pet avatars does it take to equal the coolness of Celeste's avatar?

A. "It was a dark and stormy knight..."[/color:post_uid0]

[MPQ]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: "Who was that who caused lightning to strike my castle?"

A: Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the death toll after the rabbits got into the Jekyll & Hyde formula?

A: Apples and space shuttles.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Which two items single-handedly launched World War Three?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Mira Furlan[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the plural of Mirum Furlan?

A: The voices in Taya's head tell me I'm sane.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][color=white:post_uid0].[/color:post_uid0]


Q. Sa'ar, why are you acting so upset?

A. Um, whoops...Anyone got more bubblegum?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] NAH, did you see the can of sealant I just put over here?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] VERY funny, Sa'ar![/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q.Sa'ar: So what exactly [i:post_uid0]did[/i:post_uid0] you do on the 47th, Mr. Galactic?

A. You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV They told me, they'd scold me, But I'd still tune in every show, My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO, The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)*

*lyrics from Poodle hat, Weird Al's brand new album!! woooo!![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, my parents keep telling me I watch too much TV. What would you do?

A: It's a game. Yeesh![/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is monopoly?

A. Chicken pot pie and I don't care.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Which pie is you're favorite and do you know mine?

A: None I can think of right now.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Which websites work perfectly on every browser?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Just push that button on the wall, take five steps back, two steps to the left and sing "Faith of the Heart" while looking at that hole in the wall.

[i:post_uid0]Some of you wouldn't happen to know an alternative to the Framespacing attribute, which only works with IE and Opera? I really need my frames without any space inbetween. Thanx![/i:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What happens in that new commercial for Vanilla Coke?

A. A llama and a pig farmer.[/color:post_uid0]