Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Please tell me there is a time where Chakotay didn't crash a shuttle.

A: I havent, but I saw you kissing a tree the other day[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Neomatrix, how many times have you dreamed about kissing Chakotay


A: To what are thinking.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Ha of the ha! be Did you aware of sending I that is fivre "Ourobouros" 50, that 000 which is multiplying by means of Babelfish?

A. Just shut up and take the pie to sickbay, OK?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Look, Spock, I know the Captian loves pies, but, as he as the Tribblabular Flu, he may feel worse after pie.




A:Shapoopi, shapoopi, that song that makes no sense[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Master, what is the deeper meaning behind the Fast Food SOng?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I need that like I need an extra hole in my head![/color:post_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Care for an extra hole in the head?

A: The Harry Kim Maneuver: dying or suffering a mangling for the benefit of the plot or the amusement of his peers.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] And just WHAT do you call that move when you jumped off that cliff on Z'Ha'Dum?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Hush! The Nutella Goddess has spoken! Fear not![/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What or who was that?


A: It's just me, Mrs. Jidapsohoewhahsdfhs'd.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] This is Mrs. Jidapsohoewhahsdfhs'd speaking! Who goes there?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Well, it was gray, and it was holding a glass. No offense, of course.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what did you cupholder do?


A: The TV is on. Let's play chess.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Computer, turn the tv on.

A: No, it was a blue one.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is this the medical tricorder you wanted?


A: ALL HAIL THE SPORKS![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did everyone chant at the wedding of Mr Fork and Mrs. Spoon?

(That or, "What did that sign say that we just passed?")

A: Captain, that is the last nebula in the universe, yet we still dont have any coffee.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: *sigh* Is [i:post_uid0]this[/i:post_uid0] the coffee nebula then?

A: Of course you can come along. But remember, you'll die if you say anything.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Ensign Bob requesting permission to go on the away mission with you.

A: Watching Star Trek with 3-D glasses, now that would be cool.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You know what would be cool for movie night? If we'd --

A: No, I got it, I just have to... AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ensign, we need a plan to help me survive while you die in the process.

A: Redshirts that get promoted[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is Ensign Kim's worst nightmare?

A: That's not Earth, it's the Gas Giant we passes a week ago.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Neelix to Janeway: Is that Earth? Is that Earth? Hey, the huge, light-emiting ball o gas, is THAT Earth?



A: Here, have some salt, the cure-all for everything.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Doctor, Im mutating into a lizard. I need your help!

A: Hmm, im lost in space on the holodeck in a ship that is lost in space.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: I think I have the Vidiian Phage. There is no cure for that. What should I do now?</s>

Q: What are you doing? And where the HELL are you?

A: Go watch tv or something![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Neelix: What can I do to help you in this sticky situation?

A: Archer to Janeway, welcome to my time[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: They stole all our replicators? Does that mean we have to eat Neelix's food every day?

A: This person is not going to travel.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What makes you think this guy's lying when he says he likes to travel? Just because he doesn't have any guns...

A. Um, I think you're mixing your movie quotes up again.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: As Q once said: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

A: I would, but there's this person I have to kill, so I really have to go.[/color:post_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, my friend just called. He said someone's been hired to kill him. Lets go help him out.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] No. Fortunately, he found his commbadge on the control-panel so he could contact his ship.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, did the good captain actually manage to locate his clothes?


[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I've got no more use for him. Kill him.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:I have a redshirt doing nothing, what shall we do with him?

A: If I ate that pizza when I we went back to earth in the past, I wonder if that would effect the timeline that much.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wasn't there a star here when we left? We didn't erase it from the timeline just by going back in time did we?

A: If you had eaten the pizza, the depressed person that'll come in here in a couple of hours will commit suicide because he can't get his daily pizza. A dead person can't get a son who will become president to make peace all over the world. Does that answer your question?[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why can't I have any pizza? I haven't eaten in two hours!

A: The one with the knee length beard and the purple pointy hat. He's sitting next to the giant rabbit and his buddy Mr Giant-Anteater.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Just who does this pizza, the one with half carrots, half chocolate covered ants, belong to?

A: Yesterday, I was 20 bucks short, so I went back in time to steal 20 bucks from me, only to realize that couldnt work because I was stealing money that was already stolen by me.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Tell me again, just why dont you have money to pay for your pizza.

A: Yeah, when pigs fly and janeway grows a beard.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So you say I [i:post_uid0]can[/i:post_uid0] have a pizza, but... When again?

A: Don't mind him, he's just getting a bit exited about the pizza thing.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is that man dressed like a giant pizza?


A: sure and for six credits i'll throw in the pairing knife for free.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Sell me that bat'leth, cowardly Ferengi.

A: But mister Vulcan, there is no need to overreact![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Neelix, you burned my special birthday Vulcan pizza. That is illogical!

A: Pizza, Pie...Whats the difference?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Zeke: I didn't order a pizza, I ordered a pie!

A: That's alright, I needed a new carpet anyway.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Er, sorry about dropping that slice of mushroom-sausage-and-extra-cheese pizza on the floor, catalina...

A. I diagnose pizzalomania.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did the doctor say about your hallucinations about pizza?

A: Neelix made the pizza. Hot isnt it?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's really cold in here. Would you hand me that pizza, please?

A: The pizza is ok. And so am I, if you'd happen to care.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Catalina, how many times have I told you not to trip and fall down both flights of stairs while bringing up the pizza for us? :mad: The pizza isn't damaged too badly, is it?

A. Wait, you said [i:post_uid0]Pisa[/i:post_uid0]? Maybe I [i:post_uid0]should[/i:post_uid0] have eaten something for breakfast...[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, are you mentally and physically ready for our ten-hour journey through the Leaning Tower of Pisa?





[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You will know fear, you will know pain, and then you will die. Have a pleasant flight![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So...this is Air Force One. Anything I should know?



A: Waterfront and mountain top vista, but with two pools of molten rock.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We're three billion years in the past. What does my family estate look like?

A: No pizza today. Maybe pizza tomorrow. There's always a pizza tomorrow.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I haven't had pizza in [i:post_uid0]ages[/i:post_uid0]. You always say tomorrow. Can I [i:post_uid0]please[/i:post_uid0] have a pizza now?

A: Why eat pizza when there is pie?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Want some pizza?




A: Later than now, earlier than a billion years.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: When will the pizza boy be here? We've waited for 47 minutes!

A: I don't care, as long as I get my pie.

(Getting tired of pizza now. :p )[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Aren't you concerned that your alliance with the Shadows is going to cause galactic mayhem and result in more bloodshed and suffering than anything the universe has ever seen?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] There's nothing wrong with a little bit of overindulgence every now and then.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Isn't 27 pizza's in one page a bit much?

A: 7 times.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] And how many times would [i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0] pulverize the next person who mentions pizza on this page?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0]I hold your Eastern promise close to my heart, welcoming you into my harem.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are your thoughts on kissing on a first date?

A: Dihydrogen monoxide.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] If there were [i:post_uid0]one[/i:post_uid0] chemical compound you would withold from the next utterer of the forbidden word Pizza, Sa'ar, what would it be?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sabrina Sheridan, the B5 witch[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who will taya think she is after she bumps her head in the next Baw fiver?

A. We DID? How did *that* happen?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it true that we said the word "pizza" so many times that we now can never say it again?



A:Pudding on bread is a great subsitute for it, but you cant wear it out.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh my god! I can't say p... I mean, I can't say that word anymore! What to do now?

A: It really doesn't matter. Pie is great too. Or so I've heard...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, what do you want for dessert? There is a place down the road that has a great ice cream sundae.

A: Uh oh, Carmen Sandiego just stole Voyager[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is Voyager orbiting around Earth broadcasting that annoying song?




A:Sucks to be him.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Our favorite redshirt just fell off a cliff. Isn't that the third time this week?

A: It's... Darn... Itchy.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Bones, how does it feel to be carrying around Spock's [i:post_uid0]katra[/i:post_uid0]?

A. Ssshh! If I don't have any lines for another three episodes straight, I'll break the record.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mayweather, why are you writing stuff on a portable whiteboard?



A: Its a cat, and if you dont want it, go to that creepy store.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oh my god! what is that thing? It's...It's horrible! wouldn't you prefer a nice, normal pet, like a toad or a bat?

A: It's my party, and I'll die if I want to. DIE if I want to.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, sing me the song that is playing on the radio.

A: You would die too if it happened to you[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, Sheridan, I heard that you died back there on Z'Ha'Dum. What happened, man?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I got on the wrong side of a certain hot-tempered second in command. Does this answer satisfy you?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I'm supposed to believe J Lo died just because Ben Affleck turned out to be French?



A: Crash landing! Crash landing! Oh, wait, no, Normal landing! Normal landing![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, what happens when you get Chakotay to land a shuttle?

[ostensibly because crashlanding == normal landing where Chakotay is concerned....]



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Die, Microsoft! DIE NOW![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Taya, your ex husband, John Sheridan, just bought out Microsoft!!

A: Captain, we are recieving a hail from Captain John Sheridan. Should I raise shields?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, now she is going to marry John Sheridan? That's unbelievable! It's just not right! It's--

A: John Sheridan has become a non-eatable substitute for pizza. Or maybe he [i:post_uid0]is[/i:post_uid0] eatable, I don't know. And I don't want to find out, either.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. So, what have Zeke and Kira done in response to claims that running gags involving food were responsible for several of our forumgoers gaining weight?

A. You have a deal.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: Hey, why is John Sheridan eating all my pizza. What am I going to eat now?</s> Gee thanks for sneaking in at the wrong time. Me at Cat have our own round robin going

Q: John, would you like to rule the unverse? You can have all the planets you want.

A: Taya, I noticed John was a little happier this morning than usual. I know he was with you last night, I see it in your eyes.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: "Woo-hoo"?

A: A deer-smacking, squirrel-squashin' drivin' machine.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Tell me, what are [i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0] going to control the universe with?

A: That's something I used to tell myself when I was young. I never really got over it.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: So what name are you about to paint onto your big rig? Do you think its going to fit?</s>

Q: So now that we found you in the past 20 years ago, is there something you want to tell yourself?

A: Just great, You think in space you can get away from bad drivers.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: WATCH OUT! That shuttle you just crashed into had right of way.

A: I don't mean to interrupt, but have you seen a dead guy walking past?[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Preacher: *giving a sermon* May I help you young man?

A: In Season 3, Archer gets Enterprise lost in the Delta Quadrant. Voyager finds Enterprise, but didnt document it.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So we all agree on the fact that Enterprise and Voyager will somehow meet. What's your theory on that, Neo?

A: Seven didn't actually spent time with a hologram of Chakotay. Chakotay deleted the hologram and took its place himself.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I'm supposed to believe Chakotay realized what 7 wanted? Yah, right...



A: I STILL dont know who John Sheriden is, so stop asking me![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think about this "John Sheridan" replacing pizza?

A: STOP THAT! I hate Babylon 5.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hello! I'm Londo Mollari. You might remember me from such atrocities as the Bombing of Narn and the Torture of G'Kar. I'm here to make you a special offer from Narns & Noble...

A: I'm freeeee.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] How much is that Sa'ar in the window? The one with the deranged coat of hair?





[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] What do you mean I've turned Sheridan into another running forum gag, huh? Huh? Oh well. He could afford to lose some weight. RUN FASTER, YOU! :cattleprods:[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where does Taya rate on the Insanity Meter?

A: Reality meter: [\...] Huh, thought so.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: That's strange, I cant anything on reality metre when I point it towards Sa'ar Chasm. Can you try?



A: Yes, triple ?'s and !'s ARE even more evil than John Sheriden...now to answer your question...[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you multiply 6 and 7?

A: His Indian name is Chops Worse Than Badly.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Chakotay, why do I get the feeling that you knew just how irregular in size Neelix's steak servings would be?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] He has become One with his Inner Self![/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Does anybody know what happened to that guy who slowly ate himself?

A: Two dollars and fifteen cents[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What would you sell your soul for?

A: Some people do, I don't. But that's only because she's my friend.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you ever thought about making love with your lover like other lesbians do? You two are real close as it is.

A: Hey, meet me at the sweet spot on Enterprise for pizza and beer[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Neo! Can we go somewhere private so I can kill [i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0] instead of my ex?

A: I'd prefer the night.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] If you had to choose between marrying this pot of lard-- sorry, I mean this man, and having everlasting night fall upon the entire galaxy, which would you choose?





[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I don't think I understand the question. Please rephrase.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could propel dead cellulose?

A: Take my wife...please.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What were the famous last words of John Sheridan?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Well, roadkill looks like roadkill from any angle.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Well, this is my new dish, "Neelix's Special Protien Dish". How does it look like from THIS angle?



A:Goodbye, my fair one, goodnight.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you bid farewell to someone you met on a merry-go-round?

A: The unshaven skaven.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What was John Sheridan's new nickname during Season 5 of B5?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] U-G-L-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You're ugly! Hey! Hey! You're ugly![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Between 10 and 11? Let me think... I was modelling for that magazine... What was it's name again...

A: There's no excuse. I say burn him. BURN HIM![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain, Tom Paris just made another pass at me again. What do you say we do to him?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Call back later, I'm busy watching Tomb Raider right now![/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Hey taya, wanna come with us to the anti-videogames-being-made-into-movies protest? It'll be fun!

A. How would I know? I'm a butterfly, not a food critic![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hmmm. The nectar in these flowers is sweeter than usual today, don't you think?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] This b**tard turned my husband into a Pomeranian! What am I supposed to say to that?![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So why are you saying this guy is a b**tard who turned your husband into a Pomeranian?



A: Teehee, candle wax.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, 17, I noticed that John Sheridan is walking around without his beard and with a very pained expression on his face. Have you any idea how that happened?





[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ooh look at me! I'm a Rice Krispie! I'm a Rice Krispie![/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So you have another idea for the advertising campaign? What is it THIS time?

A: No. Or maybe yes. Oh, I dunno![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] If someone asked you to sell your soul for the right to say P*zza again, would you do it?





[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] What do you mean, it was JUST HERE?![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, the planet was just here a minute ago!

A: Pizza did that to this planet. John Sheridan was the delivery boy. Im going to miss that planet[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is there pizza floating in the vacuum of space? Who is John Sheridan and why does that meteor say "John Sheridan was here"?


A:Pizza and John Sheridan have both bought ad space in our brains.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You must have sold your soul to say P*zza again, but why do you keep mentioning John Sheridan?

A: Like, you know, whatEVER![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Will you ever forgive me of giving the last slice of pizza to John Sheridan?

A: Captain, I gave John Sheridan a red uniform like you asked me to.

(This is my 900th post. Wow!)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is that John Sheridan who just died? How is that possible?

A: I don't think John Sheridan even likes pizza.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think John Sheridan will like this pizza I ordered for him?

A: Planes, Trains, and Shuttles[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Chakotay crash last week?

A: That would be 34 decrees, or 93, depending on which system you use.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how many significant mistakes did the USA congress make last year?

A: They could, but they'd have to pay this huge fine and they didn't think the chicken was worth it.

(yes, cat's answer was a typo. I don't care :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So why didn't they run over the chicken that was crossing the road?

A: Well I don't care either.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So he WHAT? No, he couldnt be going with HER? I mean, he COULD be going out with her, but like...it's not that I care, mind you...but still, how...no, I just dont believe you...



A: Johnny Depp is way to cool and goodweird to have EVER had to have pizza with John Sheridan or to watch Lord of the Rings with Orlando Bloom while eating pie.


(I think that's all the forbidden words in this thread...)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So how cool is this Johnny Depp person anyway? I don't believe I know him...

(Pie is a forbidden word?)

A: Actually, I think I'm more in the mood for an omelette right now.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hello, welcome to the Annoyance Cafe. We have pie, pizza, pizza pie, Neelix's pied pizza, John Sheridan's Pizza Delux, Elven Pizza (that's vegan), Fellowship Pizza (it has slashes all over it) and Pirates of the Cari-Pie-an (cherry-chocolate pie).


A: Let's rent Star Trek 23:The Geriatric Generation[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Hey look! I ordered all this pizza from the Annoyance Cafe and I have no idea what to do while eating it. Any suggestions?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I'm not so sure about Pizza Hut, but I'm pretty certain that John Sheridan is a huge KFC fan.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, lets go to Pizza Hut. You wanna call John Sheridan to see if he wants to come?

A: John Sheridan got pied while eating a pizza and watching Pirates of the Carribean and playing Lord of the Rings on Xbox.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is John Sheridan all dirty and throwing around the Pirates of the Caribean dvd AND the LOTR Xbox AND his Xbox AND the pizza box?



A: I refure to say JS word, the POTC words, the LOTR words, and either P word. So there. Nah. Hah. I rule.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Opium, will you please please say one of the forbidden words? Please?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Alright John, the new word of the day is pudding. Got that? Pudding![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: We need more forbidden words, because the others are all forbidden so I can't say them anymore. Do we have a new one yet?

A: There is no spoon. They've all been destroyed, remember?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Seven... there's no spoon to eat this pudding with. Where's the spoon?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] In a pig's eye, I will![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Taya, where do you want to eat the pudding?

A: I know there is a bowling alley on Voyager somewhere[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I wanted to go relax a little, but the holodecks are all taken. Do you know something else to do?

A: This pudding tastes like pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you like the new flavor of pudding?

A: I had a dream where I jumped in a pool of pudding, then it rained pies. Then I woke up when I saw the other forbidden objects in my bedroom.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I had a nightmare about John Sheridan tonight. What did you dream about?

A: Green. It's always green. Except for when it's red, than it's yellow.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Agent J, why does this thing only flash green? Are we only being invaded by Bugs?

A: Agent O, we are invited to board the Enterprise so we can go make first Contact with an alien race.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] The daydreaming student in the corner: answer this question. What were the first words Christopher Columbus said upon reaching the Americas?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] On and on and on and on and on.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Taya, just how long do you think One-by-One Story will last?

A: Ice cream! Forget about pie, pizza, and your ex boyfriend.[/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did you hear that icecream will now be available in the Pies for Sale board?

A: To this I can only reply: Quetzalcoatlus[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] So, John, have you decided on your Halloween costume yet?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] By the pricking of my thumbs, something fluffy this way comes![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you like my new pet? It's called a tribble.

A: Well, what can I say... A deal is a deal. Untill a better one comes along.[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. You mean you actually traded John Sheridan for that tribble and didn't get a receipt? Aren't you worried that Cyrano Jones will realize he got the raw end of the deal and demand that you agree to call it off?

A. [i:post_uid0]Nobody[/i:post_uid0] expects the Spanish Inquisition![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Captain, were you expecting to run into the Spanish Inquisition in the Delta Quadrant?

A: Scotty, beam me down my clothes[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Capt'n! I believe the transporters are malfunctioning again.

A: Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How does the American "justice" system work?

A: So incredibly hooped.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you feel Neelix?

A: The past is the present, the present is the future, and the future is in the past[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do you think Sisko felt after he became a prophet?

A: Picard, but Kirk was the first.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Picard: I will be the first Captain to allow alcohol on the bridge.

A: You have been good, have a cookie[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Admiral, we have catched the Maquis you asked for. Can we go on with our original mission, the war against the cardassians, now?

A: Really? Oh well, it doesn't matter. I'm still going to kill you.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wait! I didn't forget your birthday! Look, I have the present right hear, along with all our friends hiding behind the couch.

A: Shave anna haircut, two bits.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Saar chasm, you arent making any sense! Are you saying the overuse of the word "pudding" warped you mind?


A: Gah! It can not be...CHICKEN KHAN!


(two points to anyone who knows where Khan Chicken or some form of it comes from)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The Wrath of Khan continues, but the only one left is his pet chicken that knows Kung Fu. Are we doomed?

A: Computer? Hello? Computer, I need something. Where are you?

(Opium, have you never heard of Shave anna haircut, two bits? Watch Roger Rabbit and you will know what it is)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] My dear Captain, you must answer the Riddle of the Sphinx if you want to live. What is your answer, please?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Noooo! Don't hit me! I promise never to buy tribbles again! AAaaaaaah![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You brought these tribbles to our homeworld. There is only one possible punnishment for that. Getting smitten with this nice little hammer here. BWAHAHAHAHA!

A: But it's so cuuuuute! Why can't I keep it?[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Auggg... is that a tribble? Get It Out Of Here quick before it can...


A: Welcome to the Monkey House.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where am I and why are there a bunch of apes sitting on the couch watching Planet of the Apes?

A: I thought I said no tribbles in the kitchen[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Oops, I think it threw something in the soup...

A: Uhm, my house is... Kind of full.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Mind if I stay the night at your house? I dont mind the tribbles.

A: Tribble Pie, Tribble Pizza, Tribble Pudding, John Sheridan's Pet Tribble[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you have an idea about how to clean up my house?

A: John Sheridan is a tribble? AAAAAAAHHHH![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wanna know a secret?

A: So basically, your telling me that different parts ship are in different time periods.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm getting a feeling of deja vu...

A: Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: Every time the ship gets damaged, the damaged part is replaced. In this nebula containing chronoton particles, every part of the ship returns to the time in which it was made. Do you get it so far?</s>

Six minutes and I didn't notice. :eyeroll:

Q: So what is it you were going to tell me just before my best friend called two hours ago?

A: We'll always have tribbles.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it possible to get rid of all the tribbles?

A: Interesting story[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: In 3 words or less, give your critical review of War and Peace.

A: University of Ottawa
(Q: Where is Sa'ar going in January?)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you always answer your own questions (or, question your own answers)? Where did you pick that up?

A: Don't worry. Be happy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm so darned worried cus my payckeck is late and my college payments are early and I was deregistered from the program because my personal student number starts with "0" and I'm missing my favorite shirt and my car has a flat tire and I think I'm going insane!


A: I'm okay, it's just scary.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I saw you feint after John Sheridan kissed Janeway... Are you okay now?

A: Untwist it.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why can't I open this bottle?

A: Bang it on the desk[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you think I should do with this tribble?

A: There's nothing wrong with that! I Think...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is there anything wrong with me throwing this tribble at the wall?

A: Pick it up before it bites you[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I threw the tribble at the wall, and suddenly there were two... What should I do with the original one?

A: It will multiply, and multiply, and multiply, and then you die.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What will happen if these Tribbles keep multiplying?

A: Just empty the pool and put them in there[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: By rough estimate, we have five hundred tribbles now. What to do now..?

A: Smack them, break them, rip them in peaces, burn them, crush them, and burn them again, just to be sure.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How do I prevent these Worf action figures from being possessed and destroying my tribbles?



A: Tribble time![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Does anyone know what time it is?

A: Behind the couch and under the piano[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]<s>Q: What is four O'Clock to you?</s>

Q: Where did you hide that tribble?

A: Nonononono! Destroy the [i:post_uid0]tribbles[/i:post_uid0], not the ones who want to destroy them![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why dont you join me and defeat the Klingons

A: Whoa, that was fast[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Ehh, you remember the tribble I just showed you? There are fifty now.

A: A blue sticker on the wall said so.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What has absolutely nothing to do with tribbles?

A: Don't want Captain Crunch, don't want Raisin Bran.

Catalina's gonna overtake me if I'm not careful. She's racked up almost 100 posts in the past few days. I move that Word Association-type posts be stricken from the count *g*[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Who do you want to clean up these tribbles?

A: Weren't you just at the [i:post_uid0]other[/i:post_uid0] side of this big pool a moment ago?

Don't worry Sa'ar, I'm going on vacation for two weeks, so you have all the time you need to get your postcount way up again. Or, well, maybe not [i:post_uid0]all[/i:post_uid0] the time, but you were so certain I was never gonna pass you... What happened? :D
(By the way, going on vacation doesn't mean I WON'T pass you after that. :D )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The Tribbles are overflowing the pool and taking over the yard!

A: I wonder if tribbles can survive in space

(Sa'ar, you also have to worry about me. Me and Cat have teamed up to pass you)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Any other ideas on how to kill the tribble plague?

A: And then there are, of course, the gas chambers.

Or kidnap, we're not sure yet. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Heh, I read an article this morning that said active volcanoes are one of the spots favored by tribbles for putting people that want to kill them...

A. They're watching that cheesy old horror flick, [i:post_uid0]Night of the Chainsaw-Wielding Zombie Glommers[/i:post_uid0].[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What smells like Limburger cheese in there?

A: Dutch, Deutsch, same thing.

You can't catch me without your partner in crime, Neo. While she's on vacation, you'll have nobody to rack up your post count with in these threads (at least, that's what I'm hoping).[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Sa'ar, stop chattering in German. I asked if you wanted to go [i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Dutch[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0] on the bill.

A. It's the final episode--the tribble is up against the sloth for the million dollars.


[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]You can't catch me without your partner in crime, Neo.  While she's on vacation, you'll have nobody to rack up your post count with in these threads  (at least, that's what I'm hoping).[/quote:post_uid0]

But then who are [i:post_uid0]you[/i:post_uid0] going to rack up your count with? ;) And I think you've got more posts than anyone in the Word Assn. thread.

(Edit) Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are you watching?

A: Are you trying to mock my country? Well ARE YOU?[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm from Canada, it's a great country to live in. Where do you live?



A: I'm a doctor, not a tribble vet![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I only smacked this cute tribble to the wall twice, so what's wrong with it?

A: Excuse me while I feint.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Bones, I have this fuzzy lump on my neck...

A: School's out for the summer.

[quote:post_uid0]But then who are you going to rack up your count with? [/quote:post_uid0]

Everyone. I diversify my count-racking.


Failing that, I'll talk to myself.

[quote:post_uid0]Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago.
[/quote:post_uid0]

You counted?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Don't you pay attention at school?

A: Do you actually [i:post_uid0]know[/i:post_uid0] the history of my country? That we fought five whole days against the Germans?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: And so then in 1942 the Dutch invaded the Grand Duchy of Ubonga...

A: Right. Wait...polka-dotted?[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Hey Sa'ar, I heard you agreed to wear a polka-dotted cow's costume with wobbly eyeballs and a sign reading "I Lyke Milch" to Katy Jane's Halloween party...

A. Because tribbles like onions too.



[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]But then who are you going to rack up your count with? [/quote:post_uid0]

Everyone. Â I diversify my count-racking.[/quote:post_uid0]

Are you accusing catalina and NeoMatrix of count-racking racketeering? :suspicious:

[quote:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Yep, 30 more than Neo and 66 more than catalina as of a minute or so ago.
[/quote:post_uid0]

You counted?[/quote:post_uid0]

Heehee. I was wondering who would be the one to express surprise at that. :D (I had guessed it would be NeoMatrix, for the record...)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Please tell me why onions are not a good idea to kill the tribbles?

A: Hey, its time for a vacation

(Actually, me and Cat are taking our vacations next week. I will be leaving tomorrow, Cat will leave Saturday. However, I will be back a week sooner than Cat)[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I need this massive report completed by tonight, plus the sales figures from the past six months, and I also need you to make the coffee, bring me a muffin and water all the plants.

A: You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad...[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I think I can win friends with salad. What do you think?



A: Head butt him, it's worth it![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What should I do with the Klingon who wants to destroy all these cute tribbles?

A: Forget about him, he doesn't even like tribbles.

[quote:post_uid0]A: Right. Wait...polka-dotted?[/quote:post_uid0]
You stole my line! :([/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why doesn't Worf ever get mentioned in these threads?

A: I killed a tribble! Yay me![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did you do with that poor fuzzy thing that's laying unmovingly on the floor?

A: Why do [i:post_uid0]I[/i:post_uid0] always have to clean up all the dead tribbles?

And with that, I pass NeoMatrix in postcount. YAY! And the fun thing is, I get to do it again. :D[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, sis, could you please clean up that fuzzy thingie our dog just barfed up?

A: They're all in on the conspiracy: the cables, the monitors, even the hard drives!

edit:typo be gone![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Don't call me sis, my name is cat. Now what were you whining about computers trying to take over the world?

A: Well yes but where did all the tribbles suddenly go?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is it just me or does our dog seem a bit fat at the moment?

A: Stop blaming the dog![/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: The dog ate all our tribbles! Bad dog!

A: Why, do you want to take the blame for it?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I said, STOP BLAMING THE DOG

A: No, it's just that this time it was the [i:post_uid0]cat[/i:post_uid0]...

(No, not you, the furry kind)[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I bought this new tribble, and it's gone again. Did your dog eat this one too?

A: No, we don't have a pool anymore. Yes, that would mean you can't swim in it.

(Just because my character lost all her hair, doesn't mean you have to rub it in.)[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What happened to your swimming pool? It's the middle of a heatwave out here!

A: A keyboard. No, the musical kind.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did you buy your girlfriend for her birthday?

A: John Sheridan died because he liked tribbles too much.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey, who's the dead guy on the floor and why is there fur sticking out of his mouth?

A: That's the trouble with Tribbles.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Everytime I get a tribble, it seems to attract a lot of other tribbles. Even if I close my house hermetically. How is that possible?

A: What's with all the tribble-ations all of a sudden?[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So, about tribbes...

A:Well, a pink elephant with green polkadots would probably solve that.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: My life is [i:post_uid0]way[/i:post_uid0] too interesting nowadays.

A: I think we need a new forbidden word.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So cat, what do you think is the trouble with tribbles?

A: Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth just sucks.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Just throw up some tribbles and let gravity do the rest of your work.

A: I believe doing it the hard way is always easier.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's your opinion on these 'Get rich quick and easy' spam scams?

A: If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wouldn't it be way nicer if you could easily take the plane to your vacation spot, instead of a car?

A: You're wrong. I don't like him at all.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: You know, normally when a girl steals a guy's hat, flushes it down the toilet and then hits him over the head with a large mallet, it means she likes him.

A: Thief! Baggins! We hates it forever!

[quote:post_uid0]Hey! You stole my line![/quote:post_uid0]

Borrowed it. I was just taking care of it in case you lost it. You should really keep better track of your things.

Why do I get the impression that you two communicate more in these fora than you do in real life?[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I know I just stole your marble but don't you think you're a little over-reacting?

A: Don't mind the tribble-blood all over the place.

Actually, I had it right here all the time. And as if stealing it wasn't enough, you also illegally changed bits of it too.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kodu]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's all this blue stuff?

A: This is an [b:post_uid0]ex-tribble[/b:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Why do I get the impression that you two communicate more in these fora than you do in real life?[/quote:post_uid0]
Actually, I was helping her catch up to you :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is this round furry dried up ball, a cat toy? (no pun intended Cat  ;) )


A: the answer is 42, for the question, please deposit $1,574,432.45


Just wait, in two weeks i'll be back in school, online for hours doing homework and pokeing my nose in here every few minuets. MWAHAHAHAHA, there will be no stoping me then.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So what's the question, you know, the big one?

A: Actually, there's a heat-wave here, so we hope it's a little colder in Italy.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why is my Dutch ice cream melting?

A: Fever! When you kiss me, fever when you ho-old me tight.

[quote:post_uid0]And as if stealing it wasn't enough, you also illegally changed bits of it too.[/quote:post_uid0]

I simply modified the source.[/color:post_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Picard (to Crusher): How would you describe the feeling I give you?

A: Either 47 billion or 3.

[quote:post_uid0]I simply modified the source.[/quote:post_uid0]

Ah, is that what you call it? :p[/color:post_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. How many [i:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]real[/b:post_uid0][/i:post_uid0] stars are there in this galaxy?

A. Oh, is that what you said? I was trying to picture an onion on your foot.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:I just got an A+ on my final...I just got an A+ on my final...NAHTMMM, are you even listening? Are you? ARE YOU?



A: I guess the tribble pudding WAS even worse than John Sheridan's pizza, and LOTR pie, and POTC 47 Flavours of Ice Cream.[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many annoying cliches can you cram into a single answer?

A: Miak. It does a body so-so.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So I need an ad slogan for Miak that is honest, semi-cool, semi-hip and semi-young, yet touches on the sarcasm of youth. What do you recommend?


A: But I like cliches! And LOTR! And POTC! Pudding-flavoured ice-cream-pie, I can do without.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] John, will you stop harping on about LotR and PotC if I give you this pudding-flavored ice cream pie? I so do hate cliches.




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Give me all your money! It's mine, mine, MINE! WAHAHAHAHAHA![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's this hole in the ground filled with a soft yellow metallic substance?

A: And monkeys' brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often served in Washington, D.C.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. MMM... I'mm hungry, do you know where we can get some monkey brains?


A. my brother just called, he's having a baby right now![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why you so happy? And why are all these news cameras here? Is there some sort of momentous event going on in the course of human history?


A: Put the 'a' piece rightside leftwise down, and the 'b' end in the raised hole on the left end of the 'c' peice crosswise from the right most corner of the 'a' piece.[/color:post_uid0]

[Hejira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I just invented something, but it's too easy to construct. How do I explain its construction in a manual so it's complicated enough to look sophisticated?

A: Dude, if you do that, every single 'shipper is gonna be fuming.[/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I'm writing this fanfic, right, and I was thinking...what about putting Odo with Leeta, and OJake with Angel, Jar Jar with Gollum, Aragorn with Galadriel and Quark Snyder with Anya, and of course, femXander with Willowbot?


A: It's from the Group Adaptive story and my sleep-deprived brain, deprived of pie, pizza, pudding, icecream, Johnny AND Orlando![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What the hell? Why are there SEVENTEEN Jakes on the bridge?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Ooh, look at me! I'm an electron carrier! Look, mom! Look![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So why do you seem so positive lately even though you are loosing your friends all the time?

A: That first drop is a big one, so you better be careful.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Any last advice before I go jumping across the Grand Canyon?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Gregor Mendel was waaaaay too bored.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: So Taya, how was your trip to go see Gregor Mendel?

A: Well, that was exciting. Lets go do something else.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Wheee! I've just nuked the Black Star! What next?





[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, I don't know. It's probably not worth my ATP.[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Do you think you are capable of defeating Khan's favorite pet tribble?

A: Captain, we just hit the edge of the universe[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was that terminal thud?

A: It's bloody hot in here.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Welcome to Hell, Mr. Bush! Any memorable words for us?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] You have to be The One, because you are the only one who can use the proton gradient to pump hydrogen ions into the Matrix![/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do I have to be The One? I hate biochemistry.

A: Eh?[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the difference between nicotinamide adenine dinculeotide and nicotinamide adenine dinculeotide phosphate with regards to anabolic and catabolic pathways in cell biology?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin![/color:post_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Wow, that pie looks good. Can I try some?


A: Dance. Gettogether. Party. Thing.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What just happened here? Why is the warp core in FIVE PIECES?!




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, we are so going to die.[/color:post_uid0]

[Technobabble]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey guys I just found this cool ticking tribble.




A: Big, green and very annoyed captain.[/color:post_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: now, can you describe the thing that barged on to the bridge killed the captain then left?



A:I just wanted someone to love me![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] John, why the heck did you buy five tons of pizza for everybody on this board? You know we're all sick of pizza!





[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] My pants are talking to me?![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Taya, will you please answer your pants?

A: That pizza is going where no pizza has gone before[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain, why are you taking that pizza with you to Z'Ha'Dum?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I'm going under, I'm drowning in you, I'm falling forever![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Babe, you are so hot, that you make me melt. I hope we are together forever. You ok?

A: Sir, your drinking my wife[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Constable Odo, why are you staring at me like that?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] With some people, you just can't tell!



p.s. Neo, I find it slightly alarming how the system refuses to recognize your presence despite your posting every two minutes or so...[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I never knew John was such a Tribble lover

A: Tom Paris, will you please turn off the rain in the holodeck. Its flooding the mess hall

(The system doesnt like me)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain! You're soaking wet! Um, why are you pointing that compression phaser rifle at me?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Not pizza [i:post_uid0]again[/i:post_uid0]?![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Would you like pizza tonight?

A: The rain from the holodeck shorted out the warp core. So we are stuck here for about a week[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What do you mean, I'm going to have to find ways to siphon restlesss energy from all the crewmen for about a week?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.


(Neo, what ARE you doing to the system? ;) )[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Can you tell me where I can find the golden tribble?

A: I dont think you want to talk to the Captain right now

(I dont know, it must be jealous or something)[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Chakotay, where's the captain? I heard you were just talking to-- OH MY GOD! You're bleeding and WHERE'S YOUR RIGHT ARM?!



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Oh, all that I know... there's nothing here to run from. Because... yeah, everybody here's got somebody to lean on.


(Or maybe it's because you're fighting the system :D)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If something pops out and scares us, can I count on you for someone to lean on?

A: Good job Chakotay, you managed to save only your seat from the shuttle. You must really like that seat.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Well, there's good news and there's bad news. The bad news: I just totalled another shuttle. The good news: I managed to save the seat! You're not going to kill me are you?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Evil! EEEEEVIIIIIIIIIL![/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hello Dr Eval, how are you? Why are you looking at me like that?

A: I believe all the other forum goers are on vacation. I guess its only me and Taya left to protect the forum from Tribbles.[/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Is it me, or is it too quiet in here? Did you hear that cooing sound?




[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] I'm not paying attention, la la la la la![/color:post_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: taya, what did you do to the rest of the forum goers? taya? taya!

A: 1, no 10, no 100, no 1000, no... oh I give up![/color:post_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Just HOW many tribbles are there in this thread?



[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Something tells me I don't want to know![/color:post_uid0]