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danieldoof
10-25-2005, 09:41 AM
Q: hey the eggs are burned...what have u done, it stinks?


A: I wonder why they always think that.
Opium
10-25-2005, 05:50 PM
Q: Because of my androgynous online name, new forumgoers often assume I'm a guy! :cry:


A: I think that will remain unknown for the time being.
danieldoof
10-25-2005, 06:04 PM
Q: so can we say fpr sure that you are not a guy?

A: llama llama DUCK!!
Opium
10-25-2005, 06:07 PM
Q: What should I let kick you with for that last question you gave?


A: It's fun, except for the llamas.
danieldoof
10-25-2005, 06:17 PM
Q: that llama song is cool huh??

A: no, I am going to deny that.
Opium
10-25-2005, 06:29 PM
Q: Do you enjoy the llama song?


A: Please all remember, tomorow is the last day!
danieldoof
10-25-2005, 06:34 PM
Q: for how long do you want to keep your status "hidden"?


A: I told you that I do not do such things!
whoiam
10-25-2005, 06:42 PM
Q: Shall we stereotypically dance around the beer hall in Lederhosen?

A: Stereotypes are for wimps, like the french...
danieldoof
10-25-2005, 06:53 PM
Q: hey a beautiful hat and umbrella you have there...did mary poppins gave it to you?

A: yes I am...and now stop talking about it.
Opium
10-25-2005, 08:46 PM
Q: Are you offended by my hidden status?

A: That reminds me of National Lampoons European Vacation. There's a wirehaired dachshund in it on the Eiffel Tower, and also, in Germany they dance around in laderhosen and Chevy Chase makes a fool of himself.
danieldoof
10-27-2005, 09:05 PM
Q: do you still plan a vacation to germany?

A: well if you ask this directly....I do
e of pi
10-27-2005, 09:22 PM
Q: Do you have an openly evil long-distance provider?

A: That's nice. Now leave me alone.
danieldoof
10-27-2005, 09:34 PM
Q: pie of DOOM .... I have a pie of DOOM....want some?

A: do not insist on it
e of pi
10-27-2005, 09:36 PM
Q: Do you tip well?

A: Biochem
danieldoof
10-27-2005, 10:22 PM
Q: 8472 were quite a danger to you....why was that?

A: no, now they are all harmless
e of pi
10-27-2005, 10:32 PM
Q: What happened to the whole "Tribbles of War" project?

A: Unleash...the Tribbles of War!!! Dang spider.
whoiam
10-28-2005, 12:36 AM
Q: Sir! What shall we do about the imminent Klingon Invasion?

A: Noone else!
e of pi
10-28-2005, 02:29 AM
Q: So, oh mighty Webmaster of the #66CC33, who to assmil...er..upload next?

A: pi. e of pi.
Xeroc
10-28-2005, 10:13 PM
Q: And your name is?


A: I must say, that's quite an excuse for an inverse discrete Fourier transformation.
e of pi
10-28-2005, 10:42 PM
Q: So what do you think of the new power core?

A: Half-day!
Xeroc
10-28-2005, 11:03 PM
Q: So, what's better than a full day but not quite as good as a vacation day?


A: *Bzzzzz* I'm sorry, the answer was "Purple".
e of pi
10-28-2005, 11:06 PM
Q: Alex, my answer is "What is orange?"

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Xeroc
10-28-2005, 11:41 PM
Q: What do you say if the o key gets stuck?


A: That's an odd color.
Opium
10-28-2005, 11:44 PM
Q: What do you think of this color?

A: well, I bought a cute soft-orange nailpolish.
e of pi
10-28-2005, 11:56 PM
Q: You look different somehow.

A: I call tomato!
Xeroc
10-29-2005, 12:08 AM
Q: I got orange!


A: No, no, no, that's all wrong.
Opium
10-29-2005, 12:49 AM
Q: What do you think of pairing my orange nailpolish with green eyeshadow?


A: Because it is how it is!
e of pi
10-29-2005, 12:53 AM
Q: Why did you ask?

A: 8.03 posts per day.
Xeroc
10-29-2005, 03:06 AM
Q: So, what are you up to then?


A: Nah, it's the endurance that matters. :)
danieldoof
10-29-2005, 10:15 AM
Q: do you think postcount really matters?

A: good then I have to try it..
whoiam
10-29-2005, 03:23 PM
Q: You aren't a full member of this community until you've fived something...

A: Time to eat Pie! Erm, die. Yes, time to Die, Pie!..... well, you know what I mean.
e of pi
10-29-2005, 05:53 PM
Q: So that's a no on the intro?

A: No, I don't.
whoiam
10-29-2005, 07:16 PM
Q: You do, don't you?

A: War is good for two things. And neither of them are good.
NeoMatrix
10-29-2005, 07:36 PM
Q: Mom, is it good that I won at war with my friends?

A: No, the card game silly
whoiam
10-29-2005, 07:43 PM
Q: Magic, the gathering? Is that a D&D Convention?

A: Its life, Jim, but with ridiculously low interest rates...
e of pi
10-29-2005, 08:13 PM
Q: Oh my! What's this?

A: Fire all futon torpeados!
Xeroc
10-29-2005, 09:19 PM
Q: Sir, three upholsteron warships have just dropped out of warp!


A: Prepare to fight!
e of pi
10-29-2005, 09:22 PM
Q: Sir, what do we do?

A: Fire all appraisers.
Xeroc
10-29-2005, 09:32 PM
Q: Sir, five real-estate battelships have just decloaked!


A: Brace for impact!
e of pi
10-29-2005, 09:37 PM
Q: What do we do about all these bad puns?

A: Cancel that order.
Xeroc
10-29-2005, 09:55 PM
Q: So, did you want two large fries and a doublw cheeseburger?


A: Next window, please.
e of pi
10-29-2005, 10:14 PM
Q: Are you open?

A: Trees, beautiful trees.
Opium
10-29-2005, 11:07 PM
Q: What do you want for your birthday?


A: That's amusing.
e of pi
10-29-2005, 11:23 PM
Q: Did you hear that my 11-year old sister drew on the house?

A: Spring forward, Fall back.
Xeroc
10-30-2005, 03:36 AM
Q: So, what's your advice on life?


A: Nah, that's only for triangles.
whoiam
10-30-2005, 02:26 PM
Q: Can we solve this trade dispute with the aid of pythagoras' theorems?

A: There is nothing in life as satisfying as, well.... I forget.
Anonymous
10-30-2005, 06:16 PM
Q: SO what's your position on Alhiemer's?

A: I recomend the B option. It comes with a free goat.
e of pi
10-30-2005, 06:17 PM
I hate it when that happens. Stupid logout bug.
Xeroc
10-31-2005, 05:30 AM
Q: So, should I take option B and get two hogs and three chickens, or go with option A and get one hog, and five chickens?


A: C!
e of pi
10-31-2005, 05:58 AM
Q: So you're the only member of the Continuim who doesn't call itself Q? What do you call yourself, then?

A: World Civ.
Opium
10-31-2005, 11:00 AM
Q: What's the most funnest course?


A: It's somewhere in the spooky, spooky flower meadow of DOOM
Hotaru
10-31-2005, 03:58 PM
Q: Where can I find the best flower of them all?


A: That can be solved with the aid of economics!
whoiam
10-31-2005, 05:40 PM
Q: Where the hell am I gonna get 1,000,000 spacebucks by tomorrow?

A: Pizza the Hut!
Anonymous
10-31-2005, 09:49 PM
Q: Who you going to call to gather up the good stuff?

A: All hands on deck! Stand by to fire!
e of pi
10-31-2005, 09:56 PM
That was me. Again.
Opium
11-03-2005, 08:35 AM
Q: What should I say to those who don't log in before posting? :P


A: Erm...sure.
danieldoof
11-03-2005, 10:19 PM
Q: hey have you missed me?


A: yes... definitely yes.
Opium
11-04-2005, 09:42 AM
Q: Do you miss being sane?


A: Um, no.
danieldoof
11-04-2005, 12:40 PM
Q: and you...have you ever been sane? :twisted:

A: no its german
whoiam
11-04-2005, 05:42 PM
Q: Isn't Blitzkrieg cool?

A: SPAM!
e of pi
11-04-2005, 10:28 PM
Q: So what's the next thing to ban?

A: It's not pink, it's lightish red.
whoiam
11-05-2005, 12:11 AM
Q: Why is your cube decorated with pink wallpaper?

A: Death comes unexpectedly!
Xeroc
11-05-2005, 06:13 AM
Q: And John's life philosophy is?


A: Life long, prosper, and always have the coolest gadgets.
Opium
11-05-2005, 03:22 PM
Q: What's your new motto?


A: What kind of motto is that?
whoiam
11-05-2005, 07:17 PM
Q: My motto is "free candy for all" - like it?

A: Twinkies for everybody!
Opium
11-06-2005, 10:40 AM
Q: And the next motto for encouraging the consumption of more fruits and veggies is... what the? :shock:

A: It's a small world afterall..
NeoMatrix
11-07-2005, 06:30 AM
Q: Didn't I just see you over there?

A: Congrats, you just cracked this case
Opium
11-07-2005, 12:29 PM
Q: There hasn't been any theft here...the dog just ate the cheese.


A: There's no more power!
whoiam
11-07-2005, 04:57 PM
Q: Can't we just crank the voltage up a notch?

A: I have pie!
danieldoof
11-07-2005, 05:50 PM
Q: so tell me..what is your excuse for not being at the forum right now?

A: RTFM :!:
Xeroc
11-07-2005, 07:20 PM
Q: So what's the Acronym for "Read The FAQ 'n Manual" anyways?


A: I did!
danieldoof
11-07-2005, 07:30 PM
Q: did you hear about what happened to the weekend chat? it was quite empty this week.

A: GAH
Xeroc
11-07-2005, 07:34 PM
Q: If x < GAK but x > GAD, then what is x?


A: E-Gad!
danieldoof
11-07-2005, 07:43 PM
Q: but what is gad if you write it in c++?


A: yeah RIGHT!
e of pi
11-07-2005, 10:43 PM
Q: So, does iNstein run XP?

A: Not much, you?
A person
11-07-2005, 11:21 PM
Q: Whad'ya know?

A: cheese smells good....
Opium
11-08-2005, 12:03 AM
Q: Why did you steal the cheese?


A: Monotone.
e of pi
11-08-2005, 01:23 AM
Q: Monotone or Stereo?

A: Wierd Al.
whoiam
11-08-2005, 01:38 PM
Q: Who makes all these weird animations, anyway?

A: Its the Dark Side!
(You are correct...)
NeoMatrix
11-08-2005, 10:13 PM
Q: I sense something bad is coming.

A: Redneck Darth Vader

(Luke, I am your father...and your uncle, and your brother, and your grandfather, lol)
e of pi
11-08-2005, 10:18 PM
Q: What's one stereotype you never want to see in real life?

A: Everything you know is wrong!
whoiam
11-08-2005, 10:30 PM
Q: Do I truly know everything?
A: Matt Damon!
Opium
11-09-2005, 12:11 PM
Q: Who star as in "Saturday Night Fever: 2010"


A: George Lucas's mother's friend's daughter's best friend.
whoiam
11-09-2005, 02:51 PM
Q: What is your relation to the MSWG (Mighty Star Wars God), then?

A: Its not every day you meet the girl you're gonna marry

((Okay, I admit it, I rented the first of the DS9 DVDs recently, and that line still cracks me up))
NeoMatrix
11-09-2005, 05:08 PM
Q: I never would have known that when I first met my wife, that she was the one that I was going to marry.

A: Well, that's interesting...NOT!
e of pi
11-09-2005, 10:13 PM
Q: Did you know that the Crusades in the late Middle Ages are partially responsible for the current situation in the Middle East?

A: Mrs. Compton's Period 8 Honors World Civ.
A person
11-09-2005, 11:32 PM
Q: What is my favorite time of day?

A: Lonestar, I am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate (From Spaceballs).
Opium
11-10-2005, 04:25 AM
Q: What kind of ballet is this again?


A: It's cold.
e of pi
11-10-2005, 04:44 AM
(Opium's post was not there when this was originally posted)

Q: What's your favorite Spaceballs line?

A: Boring science video.
whoiam
11-10-2005, 02:20 PM
Q: So, what's your favourite method of committing suicide?

A: I have a William Shatner CD and I'm less afraid to use it then you are to listen to it...
Opium
11-10-2005, 06:40 PM
Q: "ZING ZING ZING WENT THE TROLLY" sang the doc. :twisted:


A: Where's the beef *sigh*
whoiam
11-10-2005, 07:14 PM
Q: Do you know any easy ways of contracting CJD?

A: Holographic Doctor-related post posters should be crushed. Unless they're Opium, who should only be mildly flattened.
e of pi
11-10-2005, 09:45 PM
Q: So what's your policy on Holographic-Doctor-realted post posters?

A: 3.63
A person
11-10-2005, 11:00 PM
Q: What's 4-.37?

A: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
e of pi
11-11-2005, 01:51 AM
Q: Interupting cow wh-?

A: Dude, we're getting another Dell!
NeoMatrix
11-11-2005, 03:10 AM
Q: Oops!

A: yay
A person
11-11-2005, 03:51 AM
What did you say?

Maniacal laugh.
e of pi
11-11-2005, 05:11 AM
Q: So, Evil Overlord A Person, now that you have trapped your greatest enemy in a situation that will eventually lead to his doom, what's the next part of your plan?

A: Evil Overlord List
Opium
11-11-2005, 01:02 PM
Q: What are you writing?


A: The holographic Doc is much more effective than Josie, TopHatMan, John, calling people by contracted names, and Topic Title combined!
NeoMatrix
11-11-2005, 01:12 PM
Q: We have so many characters in the Group Adaptive Story, that there just isn't any room for the Holo Doc.

A: It's under all the junk
Opium
11-11-2005, 02:51 PM
Q: Where is the Group Adaptive Story?


A: Your sanity.
e of pi
11-11-2005, 09:34 PM
Q: What's in the jar?

A: Like a cross between a brain and a cloud.

(Anyone read Dilbert?)
Opium
11-11-2005, 11:21 PM
Q: How's your tapioco pudding?


A: Little gray cells.
NeoMatrix
11-12-2005, 01:25 AM
Q: Anything left behind by the redshirt that just got zapped by those mean aliens?

A: Yes, I read Dilbert
e of pi
11-12-2005, 02:30 AM
Q: Anybody read Dilbert?

A: So then the PHB goes...
Opium
11-13-2005, 07:54 PM
Q: What happened after you poured soda over your computer?


A: Job murmer the apple run gurgle purple saving feel supporter.
e of pi
11-13-2005, 08:10 PM
Q: You feeling okay? I mean, with the doctor jabbing your speech centers with as scalpel during the tumor removal surgery, I just wanted to check.

A: She's worse then was suspected.
Opium
11-14-2005, 11:05 PM
Q: What happened to Maria Carey's career after that movie she made?


A: I didn't mean it that way. I meant it in a good way. Sheesh.
e of pi
11-15-2005, 04:26 AM
Q: What do you mean Fred looks almost alive? He's in a frickin URN!

A: Take a left, then a left, then a left then a left, then straight to the end of the hall.
Xeroc
11-15-2005, 07:27 AM
Q: So where can I find "Liberalism 101"?


A: No, that class isn't offered anymore.
Anonymous
11-15-2005, 10:58 AM
Q: one thing I always wondered about...can I also learn how to make chili pie??

A: well judging by the smell and taste I would say....green.
danieldoof
11-15-2005, 11:05 AM
Q: wtf happened to my logging in?

A: boooring
e of pi
11-15-2005, 12:03 PM
Q: So, do you want to hear a cure for the logout bug?

A: Too bad, I don't know it either.
NeoMatrix
11-15-2005, 03:29 PM
Q: Well, I don't know. Do you know?

A: Plunger
Xeroc
11-15-2005, 06:33 PM
Q: Quick, hand me that toilet-unclugger, or whatever it's called.


A: No, no, no, you have it all wrong.
danieldoof
11-15-2005, 09:42 PM
Q: in this exam I only have one answer wrong....good huh?


A: it's good....very good
Opium
11-16-2005, 02:13 AM
Q: What do you think of the Mathew Good band?


A: I shudder at saying that.
NeoMatrix
11-16-2005, 03:11 AM
Q: Say cheese!

A: oh well, how about chili?
e of pi
11-16-2005, 03:20 AM
Q: Anybody seen Porthos? I can't seem to find him.

A: Ask Phlox.
Opium
11-16-2005, 10:08 AM
Q: Where is Porthos?


A: He's not talking to anyone right now.
danieldoof
11-16-2005, 11:17 AM
Q: What does Archer say about this incident?

A: don't ask me....ask the blurry alien over there.
e of pi
11-16-2005, 12:05 PM
Q: So how's SETI going? Hubble Space Telescope helping out any?

A: A few loose nuts.
Chancellor Valium
11-16-2005, 08:16 PM
Q: So what did the doctor tell you the result was of your scan for testicular cancer?
A: Albatross!
Opium
11-16-2005, 11:56 PM
Q: Where are you going?


A: He wears short shorts!
e of pi
11-17-2005, 12:30 AM
Q: So, what about that flying purple people eater?

A: It had one huge horn, and one big eye.
Opium
11-17-2005, 10:41 AM
Q: So how does that joke that made everyone cringe (and some cry) start off?


A: Junk mail.
Chancellor Valium
11-17-2005, 04:21 PM
Q: So, what did you have for breakfast?

A:a vinyl of Vera Lynn.
Opium
11-19-2005, 11:56 AM
Q: What did you just run over?


A: Google it.
danieldoof
11-19-2005, 01:56 PM
Q: what else can one do with opium??

A: dalk do de händ
e of pi
11-19-2005, 10:25 PM
Q: So, Doctor, what of the fact that your assistance in designing the V1 help kill many people?

A: It was nothing.
NeoMatrix
11-19-2005, 11:12 PM
Q: What was that large object you were holding behind your back?

A: You call that a weapon?
e of pi
11-20-2005, 04:07 AM
Q: So, did you hear about the guy who held up a bank with a prosthetic limb?

A: I daresay not.
Xeroc
11-20-2005, 06:11 AM
Q: Is it true?


A: Quoth the raven, "Nevertheless."
Opium
11-20-2005, 10:53 AM
Q: What do you when faced with a really tough legal battle?


A: Close your eyes and go into the scary room.
danieldoof
11-20-2005, 11:10 AM
Q: what do I have to say to get you into the chat??


A: Dont worry, I am alone in here.
Opium
11-20-2005, 11:23 AM
Q: Is The Green Goblin in there with you?


A: It's Superdude!
danieldoof
11-20-2005, 11:25 AM
Q: who is holding you back from coming to the chat? is it hulk?

A: no it must be the hulk.
Opium
11-20-2005, 11:26 AM
Q: Is that you who's in the Chat?


A: I am there!
danieldoof
11-20-2005, 11:42 AM
Q: I ve heard of a country where it is now nearly 4 am now...do you now it?

A: no I was lucky
Opium
11-20-2005, 11:54 AM
Q: Did you get on the "Germany's Worst Driver" TV show?


A: It's Swiss.
danieldoof
11-20-2005, 12:04 PM
Q: I have some German chocolate here...you now?

A: NO ITS GERMAN.
Xeroc
11-20-2005, 08:01 PM
Q: You said you had swiss chocolate?


A: I think he's serious!
e of pi
11-20-2005, 10:19 PM
Q: Is there some sort of vast conspiracy to stop anyone from being in the chat at the same time I am?

A: Yes, and they all wear ugly hats.
Xeroc
11-21-2005, 05:22 AM
Q: Does the ugly hat club really exist?


A: Well, I wouldn't put it that way.
danieldoof
11-21-2005, 06:35 AM
Q: I think the ugly hat club makes everyone be on the chat on different times, wouldnt you think so?

A: hey I was.
Xeroc
11-21-2005, 06:50 AM
Q: I just have to ask - were you?


A: No, he wasn't.
danieldoof
11-21-2005, 07:04 AM
Q: I thought yesterday that I saw tophatman in the chat...has he been around here?

A: seeing is believing!
Xeroc
11-21-2005, 07:06 AM
Q: So, what's your motto on reality?


A: All's well that ends well!
Opium
11-21-2005, 07:48 AM
Q: How's that new well-digging project coming?


A: The means don't justify the end.
Xeroc
11-21-2005, 06:51 PM
Q: So, now that I have the means of these data sets, am I at the end of this Statistics Project?


A: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
danieldoof
11-21-2005, 07:10 PM
Q: what do you say about the new trends on PAY?


A: yeah I like that.
Xeroc
11-21-2005, 07:17 PM
Q: What do you say about combining all the trends into one in the PAY thread?


A: Use the Rhyming Dictionary (http://www.rhymezone.com/).
danieldoof
11-21-2005, 07:32 PM
Q: OHH dammit now you got me....who am I supposed to get a new post done?????


A: okay I will try *gg*
Xeroc
11-21-2005, 07:37 PM
Q: Uuuuse the fooorce, danieldoof!


A: Naw, that's enough cheesy quotes for now.
danieldoof
11-21-2005, 07:52 PM
Q: can you help me rhyme this rhymy rhymes??

A: yeah its chat time
e of pi
11-21-2005, 10:51 PM
Q: Can we agree on a start time in GMT for the chats?

A: It's so crazy, it just might work.
Xeroc
11-22-2005, 12:52 AM
Q: I say, we should ... TAKE OVER THE WORLD!


A: Um, try hitting it.
NeoMatrix
11-22-2005, 01:54 AM
Q: What should I do when this guy throws a ball at me?

A: It's on the other side of that lake, to the right of that large tree.
e of pi
11-22-2005, 02:44 AM
Q: Hey, where'd my golf ball go?

A: Shucks. That was my chance to finally break 70. For one hole, of course.
Opium
11-22-2005, 05:15 AM
Q: You're drill shaft just broke at 68 metres down.


A: Did he get the puck in the basket with the bat?
Xeroc
11-22-2005, 06:19 AM
Q: Did you see that shot! Incredible Basehockasketaseball playing if I've ever seen it!


A: No, just about 5 nanometers off.
Opium
11-22-2005, 08:53 AM
Q: Did you find a diamond that I might like?


A: NanoMETERS? I said nanoLITERS!
Xeroc
11-22-2005, 06:15 PM
Q: So, I filled up the microscopic wells with five nanometers of water. Is that good?


A: No, I think that's about 9 orders of magnitude too small.
danieldoof
11-22-2005, 07:26 PM
Q: hey but I planned to use this amount of water for my soup... can you give me another nano liter?

A: so I have to eat chili again
Xeroc
11-22-2005, 07:31 PM
Q: So, today on Yucky Foods we have another great thing for you to eat, 1 year-old chili!


A: Oh, come on. :roll:
danieldoof
11-22-2005, 08:01 PM
Q: so you wanted to give me some chili?? Do you have something left for your own?

A: no I had cookies yesterday.
Xeroc
11-22-2005, 09:20 PM
Q: So what did you have yesterday, chili?


A: Okay, enough chili jokes then.
e of pi
11-22-2005, 09:58 PM
Q: ANybody seen Porthos?

A: No, I mean my friend's dog.

(Specifically, it's Nikhil's beagle.)
danieldoof
11-22-2005, 10:16 PM
Q: What did you say? You were sniffing around?

A: no I dont have any
e of pi
11-22-2005, 11:25 PM
Q: Got any dimes?

A: Nope, Pepsi machine never give 'em up. You put in a dollar, it says 60 cents a can, and then it gives back a nickel and quarter (30 cents). Darn thing.
Xeroc
11-23-2005, 12:05 AM
Q: Hmmm... the law of conservation of money doesn't seem to hold around this pepsi machine. Any idea where my dime went?


A: Okay, that's too long.
NeoMatrix
11-23-2005, 08:44 AM
Q: I went to the store and got you the mile long duct tape because the half mile was out.

A: No, I need it to be longer
Opium
11-24-2005, 03:10 AM
Q: Is your tunic okay?


A: *edited for sanity*
e of pi
11-24-2005, 03:48 PM
Q: So, are the new pills helping any?

A: Apparently not.
danieldoof
11-24-2005, 10:05 PM
Q: and you really dont get what I am doing in PAY?

A: okay I will explain it soon
e of pi
11-24-2005, 10:38 PM
Q: What's wIth tHe keYbOard tHing You're dOing?

A: No comment.
danieldoof
11-24-2005, 10:43 PM
Q: its easy i Form words thAt you can read when you put the caps-locked letters behind each other and read theM out lOUd...waS it that difficult?


A: maybe you should join
e of pi
11-24-2005, 10:56 PM
Q: You heard about the hair club for drones?

A: Actually, I didn't notice. It looked kinda random.
danieldoof
11-24-2005, 11:02 PM
Q: so now have you scrolled back to read those posts I made?

A: SO GO BACK AND READ
e of pi
11-25-2005, 04:15 AM
Q: I'm sorry, I missed that. Is there any way to go back and see them?

A: I'm jiffted!
Opium
11-25-2005, 10:42 AM
Q: Are you gifted, miffeted, or nifted?


A: You're just you.
NeoMatrix
11-25-2005, 05:11 PM
Q: AHHH! Who is that in the mirror?

A: You don't say
e of pi
11-25-2005, 07:20 PM
Q: Why is Darth Tater your avatar?

A: That information is classified. Or is it? <music track="spooky" dynamics="Decrecendotoppp"
Opium
11-26-2005, 01:58 PM
Q: Why are you wearing that toga?


A: Because he's wearing a toga.
danieldoof
11-27-2005, 07:57 PM
Q: why are you making fun of e of pi?

A: dont make me hurt you....
e of pi
11-27-2005, 09:07 PM
Q: Why does everyone think I'm in toga?

A: I'm not old enough to be in a fraternity.
Opium
11-27-2005, 09:09 PM
Q: Why are you wear a tu-tu instead of a toga?


A: The whole toga thing is out.
danieldoof
11-27-2005, 09:20 PM
Q: so you are wearing a mumu ... why is that?

A: 1000 baby!!!
e of pi
11-27-2005, 09:21 PM
Q: So, how many posts do you have?

A: Gonna be there soon.
Opium
11-27-2005, 09:26 PM
Q: Are you ready to wear your toga yet?

A: TopHatMan was here.
e of pi
11-27-2005, 09:34 PM
Q: What happened while I was gone?

A: Not much. You?
Opium
11-27-2005, 10:03 PM
Q: Do you wear togas much?


A: Toga toga toga toga toga toga toga.
e of pi
11-27-2005, 10:25 PM
Q: You ever thought you might be a little obsessed with togas?

A: She's hopeless.
Opium
11-27-2005, 10:41 PM
Q: How's Eva on Desperate Housewives?


A: To go or not to go.
e of pi
11-27-2005, 10:43 PM
Q: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

A: Apparently not.
danieldoof
11-27-2005, 10:44 PM
Q: the chat is not that far away..what are you thinking about?

A: hell yeah
Xeroc
11-27-2005, 11:41 PM
Q: Would you like to win $1,000,000?


A: Are there any strings attached?
e of pi
11-27-2005, 11:49 PM
Q: Do you have any questions?

A: Look out! It's the IRS!
Xeroc
11-27-2005, 11:58 PM
Q: What's that giant taxation ship out for?


A: Keep running...
e of pi
11-28-2005, 12:05 AM
Q: Is the bear still chasing me?

A: That is one big bear.
Xeroc
11-28-2005, 12:10 AM
Q: I think that bear just crushed that redwood over there...


A: Ni!
e of pi
11-28-2005, 12:12 AM
Q: So, what do you say?

A: The sound of the air being forced out of the lungs as the neck is chocked by a large ursine animal.
danieldoof
11-28-2005, 10:31 PM
Q: I have a good singin voice..do you want to hear it?
do you have a wish for what I could sing?

A: how dare you.......
Xeroc
11-29-2005, 06:27 AM
Q: I'll take over the world!


A: Nah, they arrive Tuesday.
danieldoof
11-29-2005, 04:36 PM
Q: have you received the evil henchmen I sent you?

A: you are the ONE!
NeoMatrix
11-29-2005, 09:15 PM
Q: What did Riker say to Picard after the poker tournament?

A: Redshirt #24 is responding to our hail....oh wait, nevermind.
e of pi
11-29-2005, 10:12 PM
Q: That was some pretty heavy phaser fire down there! Is anyone of our team still alive?

A: Not again. <sigh>
Xeroc
11-30-2005, 08:30 AM
Q: AAH! The fabric of space-time is coming apart!


A: Oh, come on, that's two days early!
NeoMatrix
11-30-2005, 11:54 AM
Q: Our shipment of redshirts have arrived.

A: A flaw? Send them back!
Opium
11-30-2005, 12:01 PM
Q: The new red shirts for the redshirts just came in, but they're purple.

A: What happened to the toga?
NeoMatrix
11-30-2005, 08:09 PM
Q: How do you like our new design for ancient redshirts?

A: Never invite redshirts to a toga party
e of pi
11-30-2005, 09:33 PM
Q: So what did you learn from this incident?

A: God, it'll take forever to get these bloodstains off the walls.
KillerGodMan
11-30-2005, 09:37 PM
Q:It's seems the penguin was here...

A: The Swedish Chef!
whoiam
12-01-2005, 03:58 AM
Q: What phrase scares caterers most?

A: ME!
e of pi
12-01-2005, 06:09 AM
Q: What forum poster has been gone a while, only to return just before the end of November?

A: I'm sorry, that's not in the form of a question.
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:16 AM
Q: The answer is 568.456781029.


A: Lemon-o.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 07:22 AM
Q: So what are the new product names for the lemonade mix?

A: That is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I have seen in my entire life.
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:23 AM
Q: Watch me cut down this tree with this needle!


A: It's not that bad.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 07:42 AM
Q: The Blingcellcior! It Burns!

A: Not really, no.
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:44 AM
Q: You don't like the Blinged-Up Excelsior?


A: I thought it was kinda cool.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 07:45 AM
Q: Did that car seem to warm?

A: Stupid thermometer broke.
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:48 AM
Q: This thermometer says it's -80 degrees centigrade!


A: That's not possible.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 07:50 AM
Q: Did ypu know I'm really Q?

A: Right, and I'm the king of france. And the wau things are going over there, I really don't want to be.
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:54 AM
Q: I just won a million bucks!


A: Typos!
e of pi
12-01-2005, 07:57 AM
Q: Yuo now waht I hvae a lto fo?

A: My sources say....probably not.
Xeroc
12-01-2005, 07:59 AM
Q: Will I win a million dollars?


A: The 8-ball says... unlikely.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 09:04 AM
Q: Are you superstitious?

A: Yeah, right. :roll:
Opium
12-01-2005, 11:32 AM
Q: I'm Prince Harry's Canadian girlfriend!


A: 8-balls, redshirts, togas, typos, $1 mil, bling...*sigh*
NeoMatrix
12-01-2005, 11:55 AM
Q: Ok, go over the checklist again for the big party tonight.

A: I can't believe we almost forgot that
KillerGodMan
12-01-2005, 12:20 PM
Q: Don't forget, you need the actual COMPUTER before you can finish working on it

A: Stupid, stupid people...
e of pi
12-01-2005, 10:15 PM
Q: Ever read the Darwin Awards?

A: They're tales from the shallow end of the gene pool.
Opium
12-01-2005, 11:39 PM
Q: What's the OC about?


A: Well, sure, if you like that sort of shallow carp.
e of pi
12-01-2005, 11:45 PM
Q: So is the fishing any good in the lake near here?

A: Depends on what you mean by "here".
Xeroc
12-02-2005, 12:07 AM
Q: Is that nuclear missile I told you to watch still here?


A: Well, that's bad.
NeoMatrix
12-02-2005, 12:10 AM
Q: Is it a good sign that I see that mushroom cloud over there?

A: Quick! Eat pie!
Xeroc
12-02-2005, 12:13 AM
Q: We have five minutes to live! What should we do!


A: No, we can still save the universe if we act quickly!
NeoMatrix
12-02-2005, 12:24 AM
Q: Since our shuttle has crashed and there is no way to hail our ship, do you want some pie while we wait for this planet to blow up?

A: Did you have to mention him?
Xeroc
12-02-2005, 12:30 AM
Q: Did you hear about TopHatMan today yet?


A: Annoying!
Opium
12-02-2005, 01:43 AM
Q: What do you think about Xeroc having a "member title" in his avvy?


A: Q: A:Q: Error made. Please go "back" and retype entry.
Xeroc
12-02-2005, 04:20 AM
Q: Quargthl H'juast KoAjkuek!


A: I don't speak whatever that is.
e of pi
12-02-2005, 04:40 AM
Q: O-day ou-yay eak-spay Igpay Atinlay?

A: Onay apparentlyay.
Opium
12-02-2005, 04:41 AM
Q: Is that the cute guy from chem that Mary likes?


A: Iglay on the essay.
Xeroc
12-02-2005, 04:45 AM
Q: What? on the essay?


A: 10 in binary.
Opium
12-02-2005, 11:06 AM
Q: What's the answer to this?


A: A pot light and a par can.
danieldoof
12-03-2005, 07:22 PM
Q: hey can you describe yourself in seven words?

A: it's all about snow
Xeroc
12-03-2005, 08:44 PM
Q: So, what is skiing all about, anyways?


A: That's pretty cheap!
Opium
12-03-2005, 08:49 PM
Q: What do you think of the 99 cent cell phones?


A: :roll:
Xeroc
12-03-2005, 08:53 PM
Q: Now, simon says roll your eyes!


A: I'm not playing.
Opium
12-03-2005, 09:06 PM
Q: Are you playing bumper tag?


A: Fire at Will.
danieldoof
12-03-2005, 09:08 PM
Q: what if riker shows up?

A: I am indeed